Chapter 284: Luxury Cars [Second Subscription Request]
Jiang Li glanced at the dirt pit, grinned, and asked Daha, "Are you sure it doesn't hurt?" Don't you think this gap is even bigger?"
Da Ha was serious, and said proudly: "It's okay, I've put something inside." ”
Jiang Li suddenly felt that Daha had opened his mind, and when he leaned over and looked into the pit, he saw that there were three big stones in it!
Jiang Li grinned and said, "Daha, among the demons, what kind of breed are you?"
Da Ha raised his head proudly and said, "Is it really possible? I'm a rare breed!"
Jiang Li thought about it, this product has a very strong reproductive ability, more than a hundred cubs at a time, but it is still a rare breed...... Then I looked at the stones in the pit, and suddenly I understood everything.
Jiang Li hurriedly took out the stone and threw it aside, and then warned Daha not to mess around again. In the end, don't worry, let the crows stare at the point, so as not to let this thing play with this group of dogs......
At the same time, Jiang Li knew why Daha's IQ was so low...... If you fall like this every day, it's good if you don't die, and you just hope that there will be some brain cells left
At the same time, after half a month, these puppies are like eating chemical fertilizer, which is simply a long sight.
One moment ago, he was still tiger-headed, and the next moment he looked like his father, squatting there.
When Daha's whole family got together, the dog's heads were stacked one by one, which made Jiang Li especially want to get a bowling ball and knock them all over.
It's big, and the amount of food is also big, but fortunately, Jiang Li has money now, otherwise he really can't afford to support these guys.
The reason why he didn't drive them away and let them be self-reliant was mainly because Jiang Li finally found a little use for them.
"Dogs, deformed, van!" Jiang Li waved his hand, and a group of Erha roared and rushed over, volleying in the air, one by one, the bones were like noodles, bending and twisting at will, and even stretching and deforming!
Skinny when car shell;
The fat self inhaled and puffed up when the car was rounded;
Two dog heads stick out, holding two laser flashlights in their mouths to pretend to be car lights;
There was also a tail long curled into a circle as a steering wheel, Jiang Li was a little bit of the chrysanthemum at the root of the tail, and he opened his mouth: "Didi!"
As for the interior, it is definitely a leather dog sofa, a model of local tyrants.
Although the appearance is a little weird, Jiang Li has to admit that the **ability** of these **dogs, although they can't fight, but the changed car is even more comfortable to drive than his big D, especially the belly of the fat dog under the buttocks, it is really a soft mess...... Comfortable!
Jiang Li patted the steering wheel and subconsciously touched the gear, but Jiang Li was stunned, what is this long thing?
Jiang Li turned his head, suddenly blushed, and slapped over: "Daha, you turn me over and lie on my stomach!"
Da Ha said: "I see that you don't have such a thing in the car, I guess the tail is too long, this thing is just ......"
"Fuck off, we're voice controlling. Jiang Li hurriedly wiped his hands on Daha's body, with a look of disgust.
At the same time, the brain made up the scene of driving this car with a girl, if he grabbed such a thing in the gear, it is estimated that the girl could directly smoke him to death!
Da Ha clicked his lips, and was a little dissatisfied with Jiang Li's opinion, but he still lay there obediently, and the speed of the car was controlled by voice throughout the whole process.
So, Jiang Li drove in his backyard for a while, and after getting familiar with the almost foolish control, he finally decided to go out and make a yo-yo.
Heilian sat in the passenger seat, knocked on the window, and the two puppies holding the glass put the glass away, pretending to be a fully automatic lifting window.
Jiang Li patted the dog head lying on the center console with satisfaction and said, "Drive!"
Da Ha gave an order, and the big hag son named Horn barked: "Didi!"
Then, Jiang Li drove his van on the road......
Along the way, Jiang Li's car was definitely the most stylish cub on the street, and countless people looked sideways wherever he passed.
"Damn, this car has been modified, right?"
"For the first time, I knew that the car could be modified like this, and it was a van at a dozen glances, and the more I looked closely, the more frightened I became. It looks like a piece of husky, and you can see a few dog heads in that car, it looks like the real thing!"
"No, but that dog hair is too fake, so smooth, and it reflects a metallic luster, it's definitely fake...... Oops fuck, that ...... That...... That dog's eyes can still move! It's too realistic. ”
"Awesome, I really want to know where this car was changed, how much it costs, I also want to change it. It's crazy......"
......
When people were talking, Jiang Li sat in the cab and pretended to turn the steering wheel with the dog's tail.
At this moment, a motor roar sounded, and a car rushed past Jiang Li.
It was a red convertible supercar, very fast, and the point was that the red metal sound of the horn was very shocking, and when you stepped on the accelerator, you could hear it all over the street.
Jiang Li raised his eyebrows and muttered, "Oh, hey, dare to overtake my car?" Daha, catch up with him for me!"
Daha shouted, "Boys, chase me!"
The next moment, Da Hamai, who was above the four wheels, spread his paws and ran wildly, and the round four-wheeled dog under his feet accelerated forward.
The speed of the car soared instantly, and it really caught up with the red supercar.
The supercar is driven by a son-in-law, and there is a short-haired girl sitting in the passenger seat.
Jiang Li looked at it, the good guy was still a little familiar, and after a closer look, he really knew it, it turned out to be Guxi!
It's just that Gu Xi seems to be a little unhappy, wearing sunglasses, a small face like an iceberg, and the rare one on her long legs is not wearing shorts, but wearing a pair of trousers, but it is still difficult to hide the straight and attractive of her long legs.
Brother Gongzi frowned when he saw Jiang Li's broken car chasing after him, and said, "What kind of thing?
Gu Xi also looked at Jiang Li's doghead car, no way, this car was too eye-catching, she couldn't pay attention to it.
As a result, when I looked at the driver, I saw Jiang Li smiling at her there.
Before Gu Xi could speak, Brother Gongzi was not happy, and said angrily: "What are you looking at?"
Jiang Li glanced at him and said, "Look at your virtue, I didn't look at you." ”
Brother Gongzi snorted coldly: "Do you want to see it?"
Then Brother Gongzi stepped on the accelerator, and the supercar rushed out with a bang, leaving Jiang Li behind.
Jiang Li looked at Da Ha and said, "Can you still speed up?"
Da Ha grinned, "Is there meat for dinner?"
Jiang Li said: "Catch up with that grandson and eat god-level flesh and blood tonight!"
"Whoa...... Whoa" When a group of dogs heard this, their eyes were red, and since they were born, they had heard them brag that they had eaten god-level demon flesh and blood. And it is said to be very delicious, but the owner of his own house slammed the door, and they didn't invite them to eat once when they were so big.
This time, there's finally a chance.
The dogs are like chickens, ready to go.
Daha yelled: "Dogs, rush!"
The next moment, more than a dozen dog paws stretched out around the wheel, the dogs on it were running, and the dogs around followed with their paws to push the wheel, and the collective strength was powerful and terrifying, and the van, which was originally traveling at a speed of eighty per hour, instantly accelerated to one hundred and two! And it was still accelerating......
"Cousin, when did you get such a low grade? The rich second generation who drove the car held the steering wheel with one hand, skillfully took out the cigar with the other hand, and lit it with a relaxed and disdainful face.
Gu Xi glanced at him and said, "Don't call me cousin, I said, I have nothing to do with the Gu family." I came out with you today, just to tell you that between us, it is impossible. ”
Jin Yao smiled: "Don't say that, in fact, my uncle ...... them."
"Shut up!
Jin Yao shook his head and said a little helplessly: "That's okay, don't talk about them." I also said that the hillbilly just now, I really don't know who gave him the courage to chase my car. The van chases the sports car, haha...... Dare to tease you, that guy who drives, how does his brain grow? Where does he get his confidence?"
Before he finished speaking, a voice sounded on the side: "My confidence comes from being faster than you." ”
Jin Yao was stunned, turned his head to look, and saw Gu Xi also looking at the van that was driving alongside them with a surprised expression.
Jin Yao frowned and said, "Boy, do you really want to race with me?"
Jiang Li said: "Afraid of you?"
Jiang Li was also wearing sunglasses, plus makeup, and the two had never seen each other, and the other party really didn't recognize this big demon king.
Jin Yao smiled and said, "Okay, then let's compare, let me see how fast your broken thing that doesn't even have a car logo and license plate can disintegrate." ”
Jiang Li said: "Something else, let's make a bet." ”
Jin Yao said: "What to bet on?"
Gu Xi also frowned, looking at Jiang Li curiously, not understanding what Jiang Li was going to do.
Jiang Li smiled, pointed to Gu Xi and said, "Just bet on this girl in your passenger seat?"
As soon as these words came out, before Jin Yao got angry, Gu Xi glared at Jiang Li fiercely, his teeth grinding, and he almost pounced on Jiang Li and bit Jiang Li.
Jin Yao saw that Gu Xi was angry, and as a flower messenger, he naturally couldn't stop moving: "Do you want to die?"
Gu Xi suddenly said, "Promise him." ”
Jin Yao was stunned: "Promise him, cousin, this guy is obviously underwhelmed......
Gu Xi glanced at him and asked, "Do you think your car can't outrun him?"
Jin Yao raised his voice and said, "How is it possible? I am a global limited edition supercar, running at full speed, and he doesn't even have the qualifications to be gray." I just think it's an insult to you to bet on you......"
Gu Xi said: "What nonsense is that?"
Jin Yao said with an unhappy face: "Moreover, he is not qualified to compare with me......"
However, seeing Gu Xi's serious look, he still said unwillingly: "It's better than it, how about going around the outer ring of Xiaoxiang?"
Jiang Li said: "No problem, can you start now?"
"Let's go!" Jin Yao finished speaking, stepped on the accelerator, and the supercar rushed out with a bang, soaring from one hundred and sixty to two hundred, and still accelerating!
Jiang Li patted Daha's dog head and said, "Chase me!" ”
"Whoa...... a group of dog heads shouted, and then chased wildly, and the speed also followed.
Jin Yao saw the broken bread through the rearview mirror, and it was about to be thrown away, but he suddenly exerted his strength and actually followed. He slammed the throttle again, and the supercar got faster and faster, but the van was like a dogskin plaster, stuck to the back, and couldn't shake it off.
Jin Yao couldn't help but scold: "I'm Cao, when can the van run so fast...... This grandson must have been modified!"
The corners of Gu Xi's mouth rose slightly, obviously, in her opinion, Jiang Li's fuss was happier than being with Jin Yao.
At a bend in the corner, Jiang Li's doghead van caught up, and the two cars began to drive side by side, running wildly all the way, running more than a dozen red lights in a row.
Seeing this, the traffic officer of the security team in charge of directing traffic picked up the walkie-talkie and shouted: "Report, there are two cars illegally drag rac......ing! Tune in to the monitors. ”
Then the command center began to adjust the monitoring, and Jin Yao's car was locked all of a sudden, but when he checked Jiang away from the car, he was dumbfounded.
First of all, they had never seen this car.
Secondly, there is no car mark.
Again, no license plates.
Finally, every time I pass by the camera, there is a dog head blocking the driver's face, so that people can't see what he looks like!
The only thing that makes the command center happy is that this car is so distinctive, it is estimated that there is only this one in the world, and it should not be difficult to find.
"There's a traffic jam ahead?" Jiang Li frowned.
Jin Yao also frowned, although there were still sidewalks to walk on both sides, but the two of them tacitly agreed not to go. In fact, although the two are racing cars, because they are not ordinary people, they are 100% sure that they will not accidentally hurt people and things.
But driving on the sidewalk, both of them felt a bit too much.
Jiang Li felt that he was not victorious, and Jin Yao felt that his chassis might not be able to go up so high......
Because of the traffic jam, the two cars had to stop slowly.
Jiang Li poked his head out again, whistled at Gu Xi and said, "Niu, look at the car you are sitting in, there is not even a carport, there are only two seats, this is too small and aggrieved, why don't you come up and sit in my brother's car?" Brother, this car is big and spacious, and it is no problem if your long legs are straight." ”
Jin Yao opened his mouth and scolded: "Roll the calf, you turtle!"
Jiang Li scolded back: "You roll the calf, you turtle! When you have the money to buy a carport with a carport, you can take a car with a few more people and then force me to do so." Buying such a small broken car, like a mouse, what are you awesome about?"
"I'm a sports car!" Jin Yao was really going crazy with this dirt bun.
Jiang Li said: "Sports car? This is a van, the kind that pulls goods in the countryside." You can't even beat my broken car, and you still run a car? Why don't you call it a high-speed rail?"
Jin Yao suddenly felt like he was vomiting blood, he was indeed a supercar, or a global limited edition.
It stands to reason that the van really can't be his opponent, but this thing in front of him ...... He really couldn't get away...... So, he swallowed the words supercar to his lips in a daze. I'm afraid that if I speak out, I will suffer more violent blows and ridicule......
Gu Xi was amused by Jiang Li's words, and snorted, "Is your car comfortable to sit in?"
Jiang Li patted the body and said: "It is a must, pure original dog skin interior, the only one in the world." ”