Chapter 285: Drag Racing and Charm [First More Subscription]
Jin Yao pouted and said, "Drag racing, this is like a sardine can, where are you going?" Do you think you're a motorcycle?"
Jiang Li patted his head and said, "Just do it!"
Jin Yao frowned, he was now a little suspicious that Jiang Li was mentally ill or stupid......
Gu Xi couldn't figure out what Jiang Li was doing.
I saw Jiang Li pat the head of the big Ha dog and said: "Dog cubs, deformed, Harley motorcycle!"
Da Ha was stunned for a moment, turned his head to look at Jiang Lidao, "What is a Harley motorcycle?"
Jiang Li pointed to the bright electric car that drove diagonally opposite and said, "It's the kind of two-wheeled one." ”
When the puppies heard this, they let out an oh and the next moment they barked.
The original van disintegrated in an instant, and then retained the two wheels, the two seats were spliced together, Daha pretended to be the front of the motorcycle, the dog's head was raised, and Jiang Li grabbed his two big ears as handlebars.
The two dog heads turned to look behind them, posing as voice mirrors.
Jiang Li stepped on two dog paws under his feet, that was the accelerator......
This scene made everyone dumbfounded......
Gu Xi also covered his small mouth the whole time, in a state of confusion.
Jin Yao scratched his hair and muttered, "I'm Cao...... What's this?"
Jiang Li didn't speak, stepped on the dog's paw under his feet, and touched the voice of your motorcycle: "Wow-Wow......!"
Jiang Li twisted Daha's ears slightly, the motorcycle moved slowly, and Jiang Li passed by Jin Yao with sunglasses.
Jin Yao watched his goddess being taken away by Jiang Li's motorcycle, and then watched the motorcycle shuttle through the gap in the traffic and disappear into the sea of cars.
Jin Yao's heart was sour, and he shouted: "Didn't you say that you want to make a covered and air-conditioned car? Why are you riding a motorcycle again?"
Jiang Li's voice came from afar: "Sand sculpture, take a ride, it's not an air conditioner!"
Jin Yao: "Cao Nima!"
Jin Yao rubbed his eyebrows, brushed his thoughts, and finally came to the conclusion: ", Lao Tzu was fooled!"
But in the end, Jin Yao looked at the many vehicles blocked around, took out his mobile phone, and called: "Butler, you tell Bugatti that I want to customize a super ...... with the original pure dog skin interior." Well, forget it, you can find me a domestic van manufacturer. Well...... Let's just 60 red light. ”
After hearing these words, the butler on the other side was petrified in place, even with his professionalism, and said in his heart: "Young master, what is this stimulus?"
At this moment, on the edge of the Xiangjiang River, on the highway along the river, a dog-headed motorcycle is racing wildly, and a group of Erha is running around him, as if the dog king is alive. At first glance, it is really powerful.
But if you look closely, you will find that the expressions of these dogs are more than two......
In particular, these guys opened their mouths one by one, and their tongues fluttered in the wind, covering their eyes from time to time, causing several dogs to roll all over the ground......
Although the scene was rough and thick and did not bleed, the people who watched it were speechless and shook their heads for a while.
But there was a beautiful woman smiling in the car......
"Hahaha...... Jiang Li, are these Daha's dog sons? These are definitely their own!hahaha......" Gu Xi laughed.
Jiang Li said: "Yes, just look at their stupid dick-like IQ to know that they are biological." ”
Gu Xi nodded and said, "Yes, the absolute bloodline is pure, hahaha...... It's just that I didn't expect that you could play this kind of trick with Daha's dog sons, and you are also a wonder. ”
Jiang Li said: "This is not called wonderful, this is called high IQ and can play." If you can't speak, you just blow the wind, don't chatter. ”
Gu Xi glanced at Jiang Li, sat on the back seat of Jiang Li, looked at Jiang Li's back, his big eyes were slightly confused, and then he sighed and stopped talking.
There were several times when Guxi wanted to reach out and wrap his arms around the bastard in front of him, but he eventually gave up.
She didn't know that Jiang Li didn't see her actions, but the two dog heads who pretended to be the ones who had happened clearly saw it clearly, so they looked at each other and ......
The motorcycle suddenly braked suddenly!
The two secretly narrowed their eyes, as if they saw the romantic scene of their own masters.
However......
Only the front car is braking, and the belly of the dog cub in front is grinding off, but the rear car is still turning desperately!
All of a sudden, the motorcycle came forward and landed on the ground, and the rear car took off!
Then Jiang Li saw a figure fly over his head and hit the street lamp in front of him with a bang......
The streetlamp shades fell off......
At the same time, Jiang Li let go of his crotch, looked down, and those dog cubs all knew that they were in trouble, and then they ran away one by one, and in the blink of an eye, they all ran into the nearby green belt, and then one by one the dog heads lined up, looking at this side of the thief.
Jiang Li glared at them and hurriedly ran over to check on the situation in Guxi.
Gu Xi is face hit on the telephone pole, sitting on the ground at this moment, holding the telephone pole, motionless.
Jiang Li leaned over and said in a low voice, "Is this stupid?"
The next moment, Jiang Li felt a murderous aura......
Then, a group of puppies came out of the green belt, and then looked at the two people in front of them with small steps.
Jiang Li ran forward in embarrassment, and behind him, Gu Xi brandished a fish intestine dagger and screamed: "Jiang Li, you stop me, I'm going to split you!"
After being punched a few times by Guxi, the two bought a case of beer at a small shop at the entrance of the village on the side of the road, and sat down on a super bridge called Tongjiang Bridge, which was three meters long.
Jiang Li looked at the name of the bridge and muttered: "The 3-meter bridge, it's the first time I've seen it in my life." ”
Gu Xi nodded sympathetically, then picked up the wine bottle and touched it with Jiang Li, and said, "Thank you for today's matter." ”
Jiang Li pretended to be stunned and asked, "What's the matter?"
Gu Xi glanced at him and said, "Knowingly ask!"
Jiang Li sighed and said, "You said that I just helped you with plastic surgery, it's nothing, if you need it, just call me at any time." ”
Gu Xi directly slapped a wine bottle on Jiang Li's head and said, "Call you skin!"
Jiang Li slapped a wine bottle on Gu Xi's head with his backhand, and suddenly the two guys looked at each other wet.
Jiang Li is okay, he is not good in black clothes.
But Gu Xi wore a white gauze shirt today, and as soon as he got wet, he instantly saw through...... Jiang Li could vaguely see something, and his eyes fell uncontrollably.
Gu Xi glared at him and said, "Look at your sister!"
"Come on, sister, don't move, let my brother take a good look. Jiang Li said casually.
Gu Xi was suddenly angry: "You mouth, you really don't want to smoke." ”
Then Guxi took out a bottle of beer again and drank it.
Jiang Li didn't look at it, and also took out a bottle of beer and drank it, the two didn't say anything, just looked at the murmuring stream under their feet, the sunset in the distance, and drank silently in a daze.
After drinking half a box, Gu Xi burped and said, "Don't you ask me about my relationship with him?"
Jiang Li burped and said, "What is there to ask, you are not my girl." ”
Gu Xi said: "Look at your little bit of interest...... Even as a buddy, you have to care, right?"
Jiang Li said: "Okay, then I'll care, what does that guy have to do with you?"
Gu Xi smiled and said, "It's okay. ”
Jiang Li was directly speechless, he could feel that Gu Xi should be lying, but since she didn't want to say it, Jiang Li didn't ask. However, Jiang Li still patted Gu Xi's shoulder and said, "When do you want to say it, when will you call me." Anyway, we're buddies too, if you don't feel good about cutting someone, I'll help you beat it. ”
Gu Xi smiled bitterly and said, "Thank you." ”
After the two finished drinking, Jiang Li greeted a big ha, a big ha, a dog barked, and a group of dog cubs ran back with a howl.
After sending Guxi home, Jiang Li took the Erha car and went home leisurely.
I didn't meet the traffic police on the road, but I received a call from Lian Wenxuan: "Jiang Li, you ...... What's the situation with you?
Jiang Li wiped his nose and didn't know how to explain it, but after agreeing, he realized that he was targeted by the security team, but he didn't dare to care about him, so he had to ask Lian Wenxuan for instructions. Lian Wenxuan immediately pressed this matter down......
It's naturally a good thing that there is no trouble, and Jiang Li is also happy to be idle.
When he returned home, Qianmo stared at Daha, his eyes reflective.
Jiang Li looked at Qianmo, and then at the trembling huskies, and grinned......
The next moment, the backyard remembered Qianmo's hearty laughter, as well as the continuous gunshots and the screams of a group of bitter ers.
In the middle, Jiang Li also came over curiously, looked at it twice, and saw that these bitter and haha dogs were commanded by Qian Mo with a gun, turning into bicycles for a while, turning into tanks for a while, and even forming a helicopter in the middle, and they really flew up......
Seeing this, Jiang Li clicked his lips and decided not to care.
In the evening, Jiang Li did what he said, and as a reward, he gave these dogs a big meat meal, and the god-level demon flesh and blood were dragged out and roasted over a large fire......
That night, people near Xiangcheng couldn't sleep again......
Halfway through eating, Jiang Li saw a woman come to the door of the community and waved to him from afar.
Jiang Li took a closer look, and it was Su Jiu who helped him put on makeup.
Jiang Li immediately invited Su Jiu to come over and eat meat......
Su Jiu pursed his lips and smiled, his eyes seemed to be able to speak, with a seductive look, even if it was seductive, what made Jiang Li unbearable the most was that the other party's eyes seemed to be able to speak...... Su Jiumei's eyes were like silk, with a bit of resentment, her mouth was fragrant, and her expression was endlessly lazy, as if she was complaining, and it seemed that she was just complaining: "Little Brother Jiang, you said that you would invite me to eat meat...... As a result, I couldn't endure the cravings, but I couldn't wait for your invitation...... I couldn't help it, so I had to be cheeky enough to beg for meat......"
Although it was night, through the lights, Su Jiu's swaying figure could still be seen, with outstanding demeanor, concave and convex, which made people can't help but salivate.
What surprised Jiang Li the most was that the old man of the eldest grandson Bao was attracted to the eyes......
It can be seen that if ordinary people see Su Jiu so charming, they are afraid that they will not be able to control anything, and they will directly bow down under Su Jiu's pomegranate skirt.
PS: I did a car for a day, so I updated it.
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