Chapter 5 Lei Gong descends to earth
In this black land, a man, a wolf dog. The person is Xia Liu, and the wolf dog is the previous wolf demon, at this time, the wolf demon was destroyed due to the Tao, and returned to its original appearance, because the nature of the wolf dog saw that the first person was the master, and at this time the puppy thought that Xia Liu was its owner, and jumped around him.
A spring breeze blew on Xia Liu's face, what a narrow time, this feeling is like a mother's hand gently caressing her son's face, it is very warm. Xia Liu has always felt what it is like to be a mother since she was a child, and she can only imagine the spring breeze as her mother's love.
At this time, Xia Liu shed tears, and the little wolf dog hurriedly stretched out his tongue and licked Xia Liu's tears, which broke Xia Liu's dream. At this time, Xia Liu woke up in a panic, looking at this cute puppy, and suddenly felt like a treasure.
Now that there is no danger signal, the feeling of hunger has taken over again, and at this time, Xia Liu carefully holds the puppy in his arms, as hot as two closest friends!
Then Xia Liu took the little wolf dog to the river, and gently brushed the dirt on its body with the clear river water, and the little wolf dog enjoyed the warmth brought to him by the owner in a narrow sense.
After the little wolf dog was washed, the little wolf dog shook off and the water stains on Xia Liu's body were sprinkled, Xia Liu was not angry, anyway, when there was dog meat to eat, it would be retribution!
I saw Xia Liu set up a pot to boil the water, waiting for the moment when the water boiled, he didn't even pick up the dog skin, and stewed it directly, thinking of this, Xia Liu's saliva had already fallen to the ground.
And the little wolf dog who didn't know that the disaster was already on the horizon still threw himself into Xia Liu's arms and "...... the coquettish".
Xia Liu thought that he was really a good dog, so he insisted on sending it to his mouth, I am sorry for your parents if I don't eat you.
Seeing that the water was already boiling, he was about to viciously send the little wolf dog into the pot, when suddenly a lightning bolt struck and hit the big black pot where Xia Liu was boiling water.
Suddenly the smoke was filled, and Xia Liu's panicked instinct held the little wolf dog in his arms to find a sense of security, but he didn't know that the little wolf dog thought that his owner was protecting it.
"Oops, who's having a picnic?"
Through the fog, at this time, Xia Liu saw a guy with an eagle's beak, a long nose, scales on his face, and three barbecued pork buns on his head, looking like a human and a bird, coming from the smoke.
His appearance made Xia Liu can't help but say, "You're so ugly!"
This sentence made Lei Gong suddenly annoyed and angry, at this time his fists were clenched, and he faintly felt sparks popping out of his palms, and at this time he looked at Xia Liu with a murderous expression.
Xia Liu also felt as if he had offended this monster who looked like a human but was not human. But it has already been offended, and now whether to run or not to run is already a redundant multiple-choice question, and the answer is, of course, to run.
But Xia Liu found that this monster was quite scary except for its shape and momentum, but it didn't have any lethality, so why don't you wait? Xia Liu thought about waiting!
About a cup of tea, this monster is still the same as before, the same momentum, but it's still the same without lethality. At this time, Xia Liu wants to stay, so he will treat it as if he is playing monkeys?
At this time, Lei Gong was already sweating profusely, watching Xia Liu sit cross-legged, looking at himself very easily, and even the fierce and vicious movements were about to be unable to continue, because this was the shape that he spent a long time trying to determine before, because as soon as this shape appeared, his Lei Gong hammer would appear, as long as you go down with a hammer, you are a Da Luo immortal, and the thousand-year-old demon will protect your soul, but now this shape is still there but Lei Gong's hammer did not appear.
At this time, Lei Gong's desperate King Heavenly Palace shouted in his heart, "God, please let me use the Lei Gong Hammer for the last time, I really can't afford to lose this person in front of him!"
At this time, God heard Lei Gong's mercy, and the voice of Tai Bai Xing came to his ears, "Lei Gong, you laid thunder privately, and committed a mortal crime, the Jade Emperor received your mana outside the law, but did not let you accept the pain of reincarnation, but you have intensified, you really have to inch in......"
"Hey, Aiqing, you are too unkind, how can you say that Lei Gong has no merit and hard work in the heavenly court, everyone has already opened their mouths, we can't reject people too far away!"
What a familiar voice, it's him, it's him, it's him, the Jade Emperor who demoted me to mortality. But I never expected that such a cautious leader would be willing to help him when he was most desperate, and at this time, Lei Gong's original hatred for the Jade Emperor was greatly "folded".
"Emperor Xie Yu, Emperor Xie Yu!"
At this time, seeing this monster kowtowing to the sky very comically and playing a new trick, Xia Liu thought to himself, well! It was right to stay, and he couldn't help but applaud, as if he really watched a monkey show, and shouted, "Okay!"
Hearing this good sound, Lei Gong's heart was like being smashed into his heart by a boulder. This is the first time he has eaten such a shame. But as long as the thunder hammer is in hand, what kind of shame can't be washed away with a hammer!
In order to show his sincerity to the Jade Emperor, Lei Gong knelt on the ground and silently recited the "Words of Loyalty to Heaven" My loyal wishes that the sky above my head is the only heaven, and the only god I believe in is the Jade Emperor himself, even if I disappear, I am willing to let my last trace of green smoke surround the Jade Emperor, and never abandon .......
Hearing Lei Gong's "Words of Loyalty", the Jade Emperor was almost grateful, and said, "Look, everyone has become a mortal and has not forgotten their original intentions, so you should regard them as an example!"
Every time I hear the Jade Emperor praise other people's vinegar jars, I have to overturn one, but Lei Gong overturned two of his vinegar jars, what Tai Baixing can do at this time is to exaggerate more than others, so as to reflect the posture that the first celebrity should have.
"Jade Emperor ......!"
I saw that Tai Bai Xing had cried and said, "The old slave is deeply ashamed, I have trusted the old slave for so many years, and the old slave can complete everything beautifully, although it is my own job, but I have always felt that the old slave has not done enough, not loyal enough, so the old slave is willing to 'loot' the world!
Hearing that Tai Bai Xing was so generous, at this time, the Jade Emperor did not say that Tai Bai Xing was loyal, who was loyal?
So the Jade Emperor said with a thoughtful and thirsty attitude: "Aiqing is serious, serious, in my eyes, you are all loyal to me, right?"
Hearing the Jade Emperor's question, everyone suddenly realized at this time that this lord and a minister were singing double reeds, and if they wanted to show their loyalty at this moment, they had to take "hard goods".
Those who are timid are afraid that their status will not be guaranteed, so they have to take out their family funds and hand them over to the treasury, even those who are not afraid of death see one by one rushing to hand them over, they have to sigh and go with the flow, otherwise you may be the next to be excluded!
The Jade Emperor saw that the bowl that had been collected at this time was full, and he had turned his attention from his original appreciation of Lei Gong to Tai Bai Xing's body, as if it were not for no one at this moment, the Jade Emperor really wanted to hug Tai Bai Xing's old face and kiss it, and say "I love you!"
Seeing that he has regained the throne of the number one celebrity, Tai Baixing can't forget who made his position precarious. So he said, "Your Majesty, is the request of the Lei Gong of the Nether ......?"
At this time, everyone guessed and understood, it turned out that Tai Bai Xing's purpose in doing this was not to want the Jade Emperor to have too much intention on Lei Gong, you guys in order to frame Lei Gong alone, so that we all went bankrupt, and we will definitely repay you for Tai Bai Xing's hatred!
Because the Jade Emperor has been carried away by the treasure at the moment, he almost forgot the initiator of this matter, "Lei Gong", but the Jade Emperor didn't think so, even if there was no mercy from your Lei Gong, aren't these things also mine, as the so-called "the whole world is not the king's land, and the shore of the land is not the king's minister" The world is all mine, what does it matter to you Lei Gong!
But the words have already been spoken, this Lei Gong Hammer is finally easy to get, I haven't played enough, how can I hand it over easily, so the Jade Emperor gave Tai Bai Xing a look, this look can only be understood by Tai Bai Xing, that is, I am not satisfied with you and you can't say my "leprosy!"
In the past, Tai Bai Xing saw this look every time he racked his brains in despair, and scolded the eighteen generations of the Jade Emperor's ancestors, but this time he didn't, it was really not, because this time this look was asked for by himself.
In the next session, there was a sudden surge, at this time Lei Gong saw the changes between heaven and earth, which made him more familiar, because every time Lei Gong hammer appeared, the sky and the earth would change color, at this time Lei Gong raised his hands excitedly and shouted "Coming, coming......!"
Xia Liu looked at Lei Gong curiously, thinking to himself, what is coming?
I saw that suddenly a boulder fell from the sky and smashed on Lei Gong's body with a "clang", Lei Gong was almost crushed into meat puree, and at this time the voice of Tai Bai Xing came from his ears, "Lei Gong, don't underestimate this boulder, this is Your Majesty's serious words, you have to experience it slowly!"
Lei Gong was overwhelmed, and he had already deeply realized what a bastard the Jade Emperor was. But his mouth is good to say, "Thank you, thank you, Your Majesty...... Next!"
Seeing that his task had been completed, Tai Bai Xing left satisfied. And the Da Luo Immortal who was all over the sky told Lei Gong that he was smashed by a boulder because of the ghost of Tai Bai Xing, and Lei Gong said indignantly, "I knew that this old boy did it."
So Lei Gong and the Heavenly Da Luo Immortal agreed that he should cooperate with the immortals in the next session to bring down the big celebrity Tai Bai Xing!
At this time, Xia Liu looked at Lei Gong, who was pressed by the boulder, and suddenly his mind flashed, "The one who can summon the boulder must be an immortal!"
Great, I've finally met the legendary fairy......!