Chapter 6 I will worship you as a teacher
"Master, please accept me as an apprentice!" Xia Liu decided in his heart at this moment that the strange thing in front of him was an immortal, but this immortal was an immortal without mana.
Lei Gong watched Xia Liu Chenghuang give himself a big salute sincerely, and almost vomited dozens of taels of blood. Because at this time, he was being pressed on his body by the boulder that fell from the sky, and he felt embarrassed in front of Xia Liu, and now it is a problem for him to get out, which one are you singing again?
Lei Gong didn't speak, that's because he is being pressed so much that even gasping is a problem, although he wants to refuse Xia Liu from the bottom of his heart, but he inevitably shows a pitiful look, because he is really pitiful now.
Seeing that Lei Gong didn't speak, Xia Liu thought that this was an immortal testing his determination. So I thought, if you don't speak, I won't be able to kneel for a long time, until you kneel down and you open your mouth to agree.
looked at Xia Liu kneeling on the ground, closing his eyes, with an unswerving attitude of swearing to death. Lei Gong knew that at this time, he had reached the point where he was more than lucky, and he had to find a way to let the stupid boy help him.
So Lei Gong's bird's head was like playing a drum, and his pointed chin smashed out a small hole. Xia Liu was very puzzled by what Lei Gong's action was, but out of curiosity, he also learned it in a good way.
Seeing that Xia Liu was learning from himself, Lei almost swallowed his breath. Are you stupid or not, in addition to scolding your mother in your heart, Lei Gong really doesn't know what to do now?
Just when Lei Gong felt desperate, suddenly the boulder on his body slowly floated, and Lei Gong wondered if it could be the immortal who passed by again who saw him in trouble and saved himself.
Although Lei Gong's mana is now gone, he can still feel whether there are immortals around. But Lei Gong looked around to make sure that there were no immortals, and at this moment, a familiar voice came from his ears.
This voice has accompanied him for countless days and nights, this voice used to make him feel extremely tired, and even hated to hear this voice for a while, but at this moment this voice came into his ears, making him feel for the first time that this voice that he had always hated was the warmest.
"Wife!"
Lei Gong almost choked up and called out to his wife, electric mother.
From beginning to end, the most profound impact on the electric mother is that this husband hangs all day long, not afraid of heaven and earth, even if he is demoted, he can say indifferently "Go and go, who is afraid of whom!"
But after being together for so long, only she, who is a wife, knows, that he said this because he didn't want anyone to worry about him, because what he was most afraid of was that someone was worried about him.
This sentence of wife finally made Lei Gong's real emotions burst out, how much grievance did he have to be so intimate to shout "wife"
Although the electric mother wanted to know what kind of grievances her husband had suffered, it would be terrible if the Jade Emperor knew about it, so she didn't have time to ask Lei Gong for warmth, but said in a shrew-like voice like before, "Dead ghost, you remember for me, the Jade Emperor let you experience in the world, experience sour, sweet, bitter, spicy, and suffer all the shortness of life before you can return to heaven, don't let me down!"
After speaking, the voice of the electric mother echoed in Lei Gong's ears and disappeared into the world.
"Master, please accept me!" At this time, Xia Liu interrupted Lei Gong's thoughts, and the sudden apprenticeship made Lei Gong want to strangle Xia Liu to death immediately.
In an instant, I saw Xia Liu's hand pinching Lei Gong's neck, "Pull!" Lei Gong made a birdsong sound, what is going on?
It turned out that Lei Gong looked at Xia Liu, blamed Xia Liu for what happened to him, and angrily stretched out his hands to strangle Xia Liu, but Xia Liu was beaten to death since he was a child, as the saying goes, if he is beaten too much, he will beat people!
Sure enough, Lei Gong just didn't have a Taoist immortal at this time, and Lei Gong was defeated after just a few moves, and in a hurry, Lei Gong suddenly pretended to be forced and said, "Let go!"
With such a sound of cards, it really scared Xia Liu. So Xia Liu hurriedly knelt on the ground and said, "Immortal, I didn't mean to offend you!"
At this time, Lei Gong took a few breaths of air and said, "I think you are talented enough, you must be a cultivation wizard, otherwise, after you have cultivated for one hundred and eighty years, we will meet here to compete again, what do you think?"
As soon as he heard that he was a cultivation wizard, Xia Liu happily forgot what Lei Gong said later, so he shouted again, "Then Immortal Lord, are you willing to accept me?"
Damn! At this time, Lei Gong was not Xia Liu's opponent at all, and he said this to let himself get out quickly. But now this guy is like a dog skin plaster, and he can't get rid of it.
Just when Lei Gong was wondering, suddenly Xia Liu took out the only thing on his body that looked like a thing, "I wish you to become an immortal" cheats. At this time, Xia Liu said reluctantly, "Lord Immortal, I know that you will not accept apprentices easily, I will take my personal secret book as a gift for apprenticeship, do you think it will work?"
Lei Gong looked sideways and saw that it was a dilapidated book, and he couldn't get into his magic eyes at all, but when he saw the four big words "I wish you to become an immortal" written on the book, Lei Gong's eyes suddenly glowed. How did I almost forget, when this kid was demoted to mortal, the Jade Emperor gave him his secret book of becoming an immortal, originally this is a book of heaven, it is impossible to understand without the experience of becoming an immortal, but because he has not experienced reincarnation, he knows the number of ways to become an immortal, plus the Jade Emperor's "I wish you a sincere immortal" cheats, then the day when he returns to heaven is just around the corner.
So he hurriedly snatched the Book of Heaven, and the moment he opened it, a golden light suddenly shone on, and the stabbing Lei Gong could hardly open his eyes. So Lei Gong paused again, and the golden light emitted by the Book of Heaven pierced his eyes like fire.
"Why is it so bright?" Lei Gong covered his eyes, and he couldn't see a word in the sky.
Xia Liu felt strange, because he had been reading this book, how could it be shiny?
"No, Lord Immortal, look!" said Xia Liu and flipped through a few pages randomly, but Lei Gong saw that this golden trance seemed to pierce his eyes.
"Don't turn it over, I can't stand this golden light!" Lei Gong finally understood the Jade Emperor's good intentions at this moment, because his "I wish you to become an immortal" cheats were manipulated, and no one except Xia Liu could read and cultivate, but at this time, the invincible true monarch was already a mortal who had experienced the six reincarnations, even if he was given a mountain of gold and silver, he was just a little doll who didn't know how to spend it.
"Jade Emperor, Jade Emperor, you are really an immortal who is not as good as heaven, you beat me to the mortal world, but God just let me meet the invincible true monarch and you have your secret book to become an immortal, it doesn't matter if I can't read it, don't you authorize this fool named Xia Liu to watch it?
Thinking of this, Lei Gong couldn't close his mouth with a smile. At this time, Xia Liu looked at the Invincible True Monarch laughing like a fool, and asked strangely, "Immortal Lord, what are you laughing at?"
Lei Gong was afraid that Xia Liu would see the flaws, so he stopped smiling and said with a fairy look, "Are you really willing to worship me as a teacher?"
Xia Liu hurriedly replied, "Yes, I really want to worship you as a teacher!"
Lei Gong almost couldn't pretend anymore, because Lei Gong's mind was to let Xia Liu read him the secret book of "I Wish You to Be an Immortal", in the final analysis, Lei Gong wanted to be Xia Liu's apprentice, but God didn't allow it, Lei Gong comforted himself like this in his heart.
Then, Lei Gong said in a decent manner, "That's good, I can promise you, but you must respect the teacher, I have to set rules for you, you listen well......"
"From now on, you can't sit while standing for the teacher, you can't eat when you're hungry for the teacher, and if you want to read for the teacher, you must read it to me...... Can you do that?"
Xia Liu thought it was that simple, so he said without thinking, "Yes, I can do it!"
Lei Gong was secretly overjoyed and said, "Okay, I want to read now, do you have any books for you to read?"
When it came to this, Xia Liu naturally had a book, so he carefully held the book into Lei Gong's hand and said, "Master, please read!"
Lei Gong was furious and said, "What did I say, you forgot so quickly?"
Xia Liu suddenly thought about it, knocked on his head and said, "You see I'm so stupid, I forgot what I just said." Master, please listen to 'Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang, the universe is desolate......'"