"Poof!"

In Luanjia, the Jade Emperor looked at the entourage around him in extreme embarrassment, he was obviously frightened by the fart he had just released, because he was the master of the Three Realms, and he actually let out a stinky fart in front of everyone.

This was something that brought him into disrepute, so he tried his best to hide the panic in his heart, and secretly watched as if any of the attendants around him found out.

Not on the left!

Not on the right either!

The Jade Emperor breathed a sigh of relief, "It's okay, it's okay!" No one found out. In addition to the surprise, suddenly the Jade Emperor's face distorted, because his stomach was very painful at the moment. People have three urgencies, and immortals can't escape such a fate.

At this time, he was really hard to say, but if he didn't solve it, he couldn't hold it back!

Suddenly, he touched a divine book in his arms, called "I wish you to become an immortal", this was the method used by the Jade Emperor to cultivate into an immortal, and after becoming an immortal, he never left his body! Now the Jade Emperor looked at this book thoughtfully, and had a plan in his heart.

I saw the Jade Emperor take out the book from his arms, and suddenly the golden light shone, and all the entourages looked at the book in the Jade Emperor's hand in amazement.

The Jade Emperor saw that his plan succeeded, and immediately threw his admired five bodies to the ground. But his face was not red, and his heart was not beating, and he said nonsense: "Zhong Aiqing, this book of the widow must have seen that this book is definitely not ordinary, so the widow should study it carefully, so don't bother!"

The immortals looked at each other, and those who understood it said goodbye one after another!

Looking at the departure of the immortals, the beads of sweat on the Jade Emperor's forehead were already raining, why did these immortals walk so slowly today, Lao Tzu was about to hold back?

It seems that today's immortals are really like the Jade Emperor's feelings, and they almost all have a tacit understanding to take the same steps, step by step.

When the last immortal walked out of the Jinluan Palace, the Jade Emperor finally felt that he had come from the harsh winter, and the arrival of spring was such a momentary thing!

The immortals who walked out of the Jinluan Hall seemed to be thinking about something, only the Invincible True Monarch, a headless and brainless guy, was not afraid of death, and as soon as he came out of the Jinluan Palace, he asked, "Taibai, did you hear any voice just now?"

Tai Bai Xing was asked like this, and his face suddenly froze. Hurriedly replied, "No!, I didn't hear anything, what about you?"

Tai Bai Xing almost dismantled the Invincible True Monarch with his eyes, and this two hundred and five almost killed himself. He is the closest person to the Jade Emperor of the Immortal Family, if he dared to say that the second person who heard the Jade Emperor fart just now, no one would dare to stand up and compete with him for the first place, of course, except for those who are not afraid of death.

So the Invincible True Monarch asked the same question to the Tota Heavenly King again, and the result was naturally the same. Then I asked the rest of the immortals, and they all gave the same answer.

At this time, the Invincible True Monarch said to himself with a puzzled face, "It doesn't make sense, I'm the farthest away from Your Majesty, obviously the voice came from him, why didn't you hear it?"

At this time, the Invincible True Monarch looked at everyone's faces and became exactly the same, and said very puzzled as he looked at himself, "Why are you looking at me like this?"

Everyone was completely defeated by this magical immortal.

"You won, Invincible True Monarch, you have completely won!" Nezha said gloatingly.

The Invincible True Monarch still didn't understand what Nezha meant when he said that he had won, and just wanted to ask. At this time, the immortal family had already determined that this guy's brain had a "qualitative" failure, and he was afraid that he would be infected if he stayed with him, so the immortal family left quickly.

At this time, the Invincible True Monarch watched everyone leave, and suddenly asked, "Hey, why are you walking so fast now, why are you walking so slowly just now?"

This sentence really frightened the immortals, because they did it on purpose just now, the purpose was to see the jokes of the Jade Emperor, and when the invincible true monarch asked like this, the immortals seemed to have been exposed, and they all kept enough distance from him.

And the Jade Emperor on the Jinluan Palace was extremely depressed at this time, obviously full of confidence that his endurance was absolutely enough, he regretted it to the extreme, he shouldn't have eaten roasted sweet potatoes yesterday, and he ate more than a dozen of them, which led to today's ugliness.

It's all because the Queen Mother roasted the sweet potatoes so fragrant yesterday, otherwise she wouldn't be a wet ...... under her ass now! Thinking of this, the Jade Emperor didn't dare to think about it, and even his personal attendants were taken away, and he kept sitting on the throne polluted by himself, waiting for it to sneak away quietly when it was dark and no one was around.

......

People are really strange sometimes, and the more things you don't understand, the more you have to figure them out. The same is true for the immortals, the invincible true monarch at this time can't understand why he heard a strange voice today, but everyone said no.

So the Invincible True Monarch saw that the Jade Emperor's personal followers came out, so he asked them one by one, but the answers he got were so unified, as if they had been discussed, and the Invincible True Monarch at this time was very puzzled and muttered, "Are they all stupid?"

With doubts in his heart, the Invincible True Monarch even dreamed about what happened today. The next day, when the Jade Emperor learned that the Invincible True Monarch was actually promoting his fart, he was immediately annoyed, so he prepared to stage a trick to kill chickens and make an example of monkeys in the main hall.

It's just that this invincible true monarch really has nothing to do, and the Jade Emperor has no choice but to find some inexplicable charges for him.

I saw the Jade Emperor glaring at the immortals, slapping the dragon chair deafeningly, and suddenly felt a sharp pain in the palm of his hand, and the Jade Emperor's angry expression and painful posture suddenly made the immortals bloom happily in their hearts.

At this time, the Jade Emperor felt that he was making a fool of himself in public, thinking that all this was caused by the Invincible True Monarch, so he endured severe pain and said, "Invincible True Monarch, are you guilty?"

The Invincible True Monarch said with a puzzled face, "Your Majesty, what is the crime of the minister?"

So the Jade Emperor was just about to pat the dragon chair again, and suddenly thought that the sharp pain in his palm had not dissipated, and he was about to fall and hurriedly took it back, saying, "You are making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, destroying public property, I will punish you ......"

Before he finished speaking, the Invincible True Monarch interjected and said, "Your Majesty, making trouble in the Heavenly Palace is a matter of Sun Monkey, and it has nothing to do with the minister!"

Yes, the havoc in the Heavenly Palace is Sun Monkey's yes, everyone knows it, and it is really unreasonable, so he said, "You flirted with Chang'e, moved the hearts of mortals, and I ...... it."

"Your Majesty, teasing Chang'e is Marshal Tianpeng's business, haven't you already demoted him to mortality?"

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he immediately blew his beard and glared angrily. Usually, this invincible true monarch looks like a two hundred and five, how did he become a fine today.

Then the Jade Emperor said, "What about my glass cup, didn't you break it?"

At this time, the invincible true monarch felt that today was the most glorious day of his life, because everyone usually made fun of himself, but today he was very successful in opening the Jade Emperor, and he opened it more than once, thinking about it, I was a little excited, you have always laughed at me, today I will let you see how the Jade Emperor I am afraid of you are all afraid of, let you know that I am not a fool, I just hide my talent, you are all stupid immortals!

So the invincible true monarch said with a splash of saliva: "The Jade Emperor is the general who broke the glass glass, and he has nothing to do with the minister, Jade Emperor, if you have any other moves, just use it!"

The Invincible True Monarch got carried away and said such a disrespectful word, but he didn't know that at this time, everyone focused their eyes on him, and the Invincible True Monarch looked at everyone's gaze, thinking that everyone was admiring him!

The Jade Emperor couldn't believe that someone dared to talk to him like this, this invincible true monarch couldn't say anything, at this time, the Jade Emperor set his eyes on Tai Bai Xing, as if to say, 'You are Lao Tzu's younger brother, now I want to clean up the invincible true monarch, yours to Lao Tzu's attention!'

"Roger!"

Tai Bai Xing comprehended the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor had a bottom in his heart, and sat and waited to see a good show.

So Tai Bai Xing stood up and said, "Invincible True Monarch, you are bold, you are actually disrespectful to the Jade Emperor, you are guilty of bullying the king!"

The crime of bullying the king, this old boy is really ruthless, he made this a big crime as soon as he came up, and the Jade Emperor was really difficult to digest at this time.

"This, this is too much?" said the Jade Emperor with a weak heart.

And Tai Bai Xing scolded the eighteen generations of the Jade Emperor's ancestors in his heart, every time ** I be, the archway is set up by you, but it is not written on the face, Taibai said, "The Jade Emperor is not too much at all, just now the invincible true monarch really offended you, you should be hit into the eighteenth layer of hell, please give your majesty an order!"

As soon as they saw that the favored ministers were too platinum stars, everyone knelt on the ground and asked for a decree! At this time, the Jade Emperor looked at the invincible true monarch with a victorious attitude, as if he was saying to him, "I still want to fight with Lao Tzu, and you don't want to see whose territory this is." ”

At this time, no matter how stupid the invincible true monarch is, he knows that today is inevitable, so he simply doesn't do anything, raises his neck, and lets you slaughter, Lao Tzu is not afraid of you.

Originally, the Jade Emperor just wanted to coax him, but he didn't expect that this kid of the Invincible True Monarch didn't know how to lift and didn't accept it! Okay, the Invincible True Monarch was your own fault, so don't blame me!

So the Jade Emperor said in a tone that understood righteousness, "Although the invincible true monarch has offended me and committed the crime of bullying the king, but I am grateful that God has the virtue of a good life, and I can't bear to say that the invincible true monarch has entered the eighteenth layer of hell, it is better to demote him to the mortal world and experience it in the world, what do you think!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Tai Bai Xing's two hands "quack" and praised "Jade Emperor is merciful!" Everyone also hurriedly greeted and said, "Your Majesty is merciful!"

What an old-fashioned move to be demoted. At this time, the invincible true monarch already felt that it didn't matter, and it didn't matter if this cold heavenly palace didn't wait, so he turned around and walked to the South Heavenly Gate to prepare to be reincarnated.

"Wait a minute!"

Tai Bai Xing stopped the invincible true monarch, and the Jade Emperor suddenly felt bad, do you want to intercede for him?

Taibai said, "Invincible True Monarch, you haven't thanked Your Majesty yet, how can you leave?"

Hearing Tai Bai Xing's words, the Jade Emperor's heart blossomed, and he was not confused with himself.

However, the invincible true monarch said disappreciably, "Save it, Lao Tzu was driven down to the mortal world for no reason, and let me thank him, thank you, thank you, I have to rush to reincarnate!"

"Your Majesty, the invincible true monarch he, he ......"

Tai Bai Xing showed an angry look. And although the Jade Emperor also regretted why he didn't send him to the eighteenth layer of hell just now, but the words had already been said, and he couldn't go back on his word, so the Jade Emperor simply did it to the end, took out yesterday's divine book from his arms, and said, "I know you resent me, but I don't blame you, who called the law is so stipulated, this is the secret book of my cultivation to become an immortal back then, "I wish you to become an immortal" I will send it to you, after you go to the mortal world, you have to study it carefully, I hope you will come back soon, you know?"

"Set up the archway again, you are an old immortal, can't you be a **?" At this time, everyone saw that Tai Bai Xing was so angry that his eyes were full of gold stars, and they all sighed in their hearts that this favorite minister really had two hits, and this play was the same as the real one!

Originally, the Invincible True Monarch didn't plan to ask for the Jade Emperor's divine book, but the Jade Emperor forcibly stuffed it into him, which made the Invincible True Monarch suddenly moved. As everyone knows, this is the conspiracy of the Jade Emperor, because yesterday the Jade Emperor tore a few pages of the Divine Book to wipe his buttocks, and those pages are indeed the key steps to cultivate into immortals, and if he loses those pages and forcibly cultivates, he will be doomed.

At this time, the Invincible True Monarch was holding the Divine Book, and his eyes seemed to say to the Jade Emperor, "Actually, you are not too bad!"

Seeing that his conspiracy had succeeded, the Jade Emperor said with a treacherous face, "Let's go, let's go! I am waiting for you to come back!"

At this time, the invincible true monarch actually had a feeling of reluctance, and left the Nantian Gate with steps.

And at this time, the Jade Emperor said to Tai Bai Xing, "The invincible true monarch has descended to earth, you have to take good care of him!"

Tai Bai Xing once again comprehended and said, "The minister understands!"