Chapter 2 My Name Is Xia Liu (Indecent)
Xia Liu is really interesting. It is said that his current adoptive father picked it up under a willow tree, so he simply named it Xia Liu on the spot, and his name has always become a joke in the village due to his father's mistake back then.
"Hey, Wang Cuihua from the village next door to Xia Liu heard that she was caught and raped in bed by her man, is the adulterer you?"
Xia Liu had long been accustomed to such ridicule, and replied not to be outdone, "Of course it's not me, but I heard that Wang Cuihua's man has nothing to do and always runs to the easternmost end of our village, if Zhao Erbao didn't have a good relationship between the two of us, I wouldn't say this to you!"
The easternmost point that Xia Liu said was actually Zhao Erbao's home, and everyone originally took it as a joke and laughed it off. But Zhao Erbao muttered in his heart, because Wang Cuihua's man did haunt their neighborhood recently, although he also laughed it off, but there was an inexplicable urge to catch a traitor in his heart!
Early the next morning, there was explosive news in the whole village, it turned out that Zhao Erbao's wife really got along with the widow man in the next village, and he happened to be caught and raped by Zhao Erbao in bed, and Zhao Erbao, who was angry, beat his wife fiercely, and then committed suicide by jumping into the well!
At this time, when everyone remembered the joke Xia Liu told yesterday, could it really be that Xia Liu was bumped into it? At this time, the villagers accused Xia Liu of not being involved in exposing the scandal of Zhao Erbao's family and became the target of public criticism.
But Xia Liu's troubles have just begun, because Zhao Erbao's wife said that her man was killed by Xia Liu, and gave Xia Liu two ways, either marry herself home, or pull Xia Liu to see the official, saying that he witnessed his man thrown into the well!
This time Xia Liu made a difficulty, now it is Zhao Erbao's wife, who is famous in the village, "**", whoever marries her will be the "turtle grandson" in this life, but if Zhao Erbao's wife breaks the jar and breaks the name and accuses him of murdering his man, then Xia Liu is also speechless.
What should I do? The only adoptive father of Xia Liu also died last year, and now he can be said to be truly helpless, since he is unwilling to marry Zhao Erbao's wife and unwilling to suffer a lawsuit, there is only one way, that is, to escape!
Taking advantage of the moonlight, Xia Liu packed up and left the village where he had lived for eighteen years, although the people here treated him as a joke, but he really wanted to leave but there was a feeling of reluctance, and when the last piece of yellow paper turned into green smoke in the mass grave outside the village, Xia Liu said to the grave, "Dad, my son is gone, I can't honor you in this life, and I will give you back as a son in the next life!"
A person who has been ridiculed since he was a child, how fearless his heart is, when this kind of person can shed tears, he is really "sad".
Without the constraints of home, Xia Liu came to the "Dao City" that he had longed for for a long time, and the legend said that there were gods and goddesses here. Xia Liuping's biggest wish in life is to see the legendary immortal, but before this immortal has been seen, his wish has already undergone a "qualitative" change.
Originally, he thought that the "huge inheritance" left by his father was enough for him to squander his life, but when he came to the prosperous Daocheng, he realized that the living expenses here were only enough for him to maintain a few days' rations.
"Boss, do you want a buddy?"
"Don't, fuck off!"
"Boss, you want to ......"
", it's hard to do business now, I want to work for others!"
The successive encounters made Xia Liu extremely disappointed, and she had the idea of going back, but when she thought of going back, she would either be a turtle grandson or suffer a lawsuit, and such a day would not be as good as starving to death.
Xia Liu, who had nothing to do, was walking around the street leisurely, and suddenly a man named Hanako walked up to Xia Liu, and a broken bowl in front of him made Xia Liu grab it without saying a word.
I didn't expect to be robbed for the first time after begging for so many years, although I was robbed, but I called Hanako but there was a sense of accomplishment, and being robbed was also a superior capital.
So he shouted to Hanako, I was robbed, I was robbed!
At this time, it was such a happy thing for the crowd to see someone being robbed, but suddenly someone asked, "You were robbed, what do you eat?"
This sentence suddenly made Hanako wake up like a dream, right! His job was robbed by someone, so he couldn't eat, right? So Hanako desperately chased after Xia Liu.
"Uncle, lady, son, miss, okay, I am a student who entered Beijing to take the exam, because I was robbed by bandits on the road, and now there is only a broken bowl left, but the bandit is still unforgiving to me, and even the rice bowl left by my mother in the end has to be robbed, do you still have heavenly reason?"
Xia Liu has no other skills, but his ability to talk nonsense is not small. At this time, some people were already feeling pity for his tragic experience, and they gave him some copper coins.
At this time, seeing that someone gave money, Xia Liu thought that it was really a good deal for the white wolf with empty gloves, and decided to be a beggar such a "promising career" from the bottom of his heart!
And at this moment, Hanako has already chased after her, and when she saw that she had so much money in her bowl, her eyes suddenly lit up and she said, "Give me back my rice bowl!"
Not to be outdone, Xia Liu said, "It's him, it's him, it's him." It was this robber who pretended to be a beggar, and I begged all the way, and was robbed by him all the way!"
Oh, there's such a thing. In the eyes of people, it is already pitiful to be robbed once, but now the person in front of him has been robbed by the same person repeatedly, this kind of experience really makes people involuntarily sympathize with Xia Liu.
"You are despicable and shameless, an obscene thing, you have to sue the wicked first if you rob Lao Tzu of his job" made Hanako see that everyone focused their hateful eyes on her, and she was immediately angry.
But Xia Liu said disapprerovingly, "Look, my name is Xia Liu, he said it all, you should always believe that what I said is true, right?"
Evidence created in a split second often makes people believe that it is true at once, but such evidence does not stand up to speculation. But at this moment, these people already believed Xia Liu's words in a preconceived idea, so they worked together to subdue Hanako, saying that they wanted to see the official.
At this time, Xia Liu had already disappeared, and at this time, everyone suddenly realized that they had all been deceived by Xia Liu.
Looking at the countless copper plates in the bowl, Xia Liu was happy to see such a huge amount of money for the first time in his life, much more than his father left a huge inheritance.
Now that I have money, it is natural to solve the problem of hunger. After the food and wine are full, people's ideals occupy the top again.
But I heard the myths and legends told by the old man, it turns out that there are immortals in this world, and there have always been rumors that the gods haunt Daocheng, if you can really meet the immortals, how good it would be to meet them!
At this time, Xia Liu was walking on the street and saw a person spitting fire dragons, and immediately disappeared into the cabinet. This scene made Xia Liu, who has been living in a poor ravine, see such a market before.
"Immortals!"
Xia Liu's mind suddenly popped up with this word that made his heart tremble, could it be that he really saw a fairy?
In order to be confirmed, Xia Liuzai carefully watched the performance of the immortals, like the three immortals returning to the cave, the monkey stealing the peach, and swallowing the sword, these traditional tricks were fascinated in Xia Liu's eyes, and he decided in his heart that this was the legendary fairy.
So Xia Liu waited until the fairy took the stall and said, "Old immortal, I've been waiting for you for a long time!"
In fact, it's not once or twice that this illusion master has been called an old immortal, so after calling Xia Liu like this, he hurriedly looked like a fairy wind bone, and asked in a slow voice, "What advice does Mr. have?"
Xia Liu looked at the really different old immortal in front of him, and immediately said with admiration, "Old immortal, I finally found you, are you really the legendary old immortal?"
The illusionist was sure that the person in front of him was a stupid hat, and he didn't plan to continue to pay attention to it, so he waved the dust in his hand and said, "I'll go!"
I saw smoke under his feet, and his body slowly moved forward, is this the legendary soaring clouds and fog?
Xia Liu completely believed that the person in front of him was the old immortal, so he ran to him and knelt on the ground, and said, "Old immortal, please accept me as an apprentice?"
This scene made the illusionist say very unscathed, "Apprenticeship depends on fate, I think we have no fate in this life, it's a pity!"
Hearing what the illusion master said, Xia Liu also talked from the older generation that whether or not he could apprentice to the gods depended on fate. Thinking of this, Xia Liu got up and was about to leave in despair, because he was extremely disappointed, he slipped the rice bowl full of copper plates in his hand, and the copper plates on the ground were scattered all over the ground.
After picking up the money, when Xia Liu was about to leave, he suddenly shouted, "You left like this?"
Who is talking? Looking around, there is no one else, could it be the old fairy? At this time, Xia Liu said ecstatically, "Old fairy, are you talking to me?"
The illusionist said with some excitement, "Is there anyone else here?"
Xia Liu hurriedly said, "Old immortal, did you promise to take me as an apprentice?"
"Ah, what's this......?"
When Xia Liu asked him this, the illusionist became tricky and said, "Didn't I just say, we have no fate in this life, you can't be my apprentice!"
I thought I had hope, but I didn't expect to be disappointed. When Xia Liu regretfully prepared to leave, he was stopped by the illusionist and said, "Although you and I have no chance in this life, I found that you have strange bones, and your wisdom roots are gathered at the top, and you are a good seedling who cultivates into an immortal, I have a cultivation secret book here called 'I wish you to become an immortal', you take it to study, and you will definitely become an immortal as soon as possible!"
Xia Liu couldn't believe his ears, he thought that he was already very satisfied with being able to apprentice to the immortals, but he never expected that he would have the opportunity to become an immortal, Xia Liu took the book that looked dilapidated, and said with some doubts, "The name of the book seems to be true, but it is not grand enough, the old immortal book is really like what you said, can you cultivate into an immortal?"
The illusionist knew that Xia Liu had begun to believe his nonsense, and said, "Since you don't believe it, then I won't be strong, I'll go!"
Saying that the illusion master was about to leave, Xia Liu didn't think much about it at this time, and hurriedly ran to the illusion master again, and said, "Old immortal, don't be angry, I know I offended you, I believe it, I believe what you said!"
Only this time, when the illusionist handed the book to Xia Liu's hands, his hand was held tightly and he didn't mean to let go.
"Old Immortal, what are you doing?" Xia Liu asked puzzled.
At this time, the illusionist finally said his purpose, "Don't make trouble, okay, how can you not give money to buy things!"
When he said this, Xia Liu suddenly felt that he was so stupid, how could he be embarrassed to take such a big treasure from others. So Xia Liu handed the money in the bowl to him and said, "Old immortal, I have never seen so much money in my life, although I am very reluctant, although it is a problem for me to eat without this money, but I am sincere to the old immortal!"
The illusionist was so moved by Xia Liu's IQ that he almost didn't want to deceive him, and even felt like he was about to tell him that I was lying to you, but then he thought about it, wasn't he just giving him a good lesson in fraud? Thinking of this, he seemed to feel that he was not deceiving people, but doing good deeds.
"Stupid, you have cultivated to become an immortal, what else do you eat!" In order to dispel Xia Liu's concerns, and in order to get the money, the illusion master had to continue to brainwash Xia Liu!
Why am I so stupid, old fairy, thank you ......!
Xia Liu hadn't thanked him yet, but he saw that the old fairy in front of him had disappeared, and at this time, Xia Liu didn't pay attention to the old fairy just now, but held this secret book of "I wish you to become an immortal". Fantasizing that he will become an immortal in the future, soaring for nine days, and his mana is boundless!
And seeing Xia Liu leave, this illusionist finally revealed his true face. It turned out to be Tai Bai Xing, and at this time, the voice of the Jade Emperor came from his ears, "Tai Bai, you are doing a good job!"
Tai Bai Xing was overjoyed when he heard the Jade Emperor's appreciation, but he showed a hard-working tone and said, "This is what a minister should do!"