Chapter 7 The Immortals Were Defeated by Vinegar

All things have spirits, and only by borrowing the essence of the sun and the moon and feeling the breath of heaven and earth can we win the ...... of the Great Road.

At this time, Lei Gong finally understood, this book of heaven is simply nonsense, at this time, he does not look like a mortal, the others are no different from mortals, listening to the cheats of Xia Liu's reader "I wish you to become an immortal", my mind is full of paste, and I can't understand a word!

"Immortal Lord, why are you asleep?" Xia Liu asked Lei Gong cautiously.

Can you not fall asleep? I don't understand it at all. But Lei Gong still said with a good look: "You don't understand this, it's called closing your eyes and cultivating!"

"But you're snoring!" Xia Liu asked suspiciously.

The embarrassed Lei Gong hurriedly explained, "Well...... I'm reciting the mantra of cultivation, how can you, a mortal, understand the affairs of our immortals. ”

"Oh, I see, then what realm have you cultivated to Immortal, can you open my eyes?" Xia Liu said curiously and expectantly.

Xia Liu asked endlessly, sooner or later, he would miss out. But if he didn't show his hand, he was afraid that this kid would not be convinced, so Lei Gong had to bite the bullet and wave his fist in the air.

"Hmm...... Wow......"

Lei Gong screamed angrily, and the gesture of his fists and feet was like a shrew fighting, Xia Liu really couldn't see any technical content, and he was very puzzled to see his .......

"How awesome!" Lei Gong actually said these words, but his facial expression was very well done, and he asked with a posture of who is second in the world.

Xia Liu swallowed his saliva and said, "But Lord Immortal, why didn't I see any effect?"

Lei Gong looked like he had never seen the world, and explained, "Didn't you tell you just now? You don't understand the matter of immortals, I used great mana just now, the sky at this time is already turbulent, and a catastrophe is coming, if you want to live, hurry up and follow me, if you are late, your life will not be guaranteed!"

Saying that Lei Gong was about to leave with a look of impatience, Xia Liu was fooled by him at this time, and he didn't have time to think about it, watching Lei Gong leave, he hurriedly shouted, "Hey, Lord Immortal, you wait for me!"

Although he succeeded in making Xia Liu believe that he had mana, Lei Gong did not have the slightest sense of accomplishment, because although there was a book from heaven, he didn't understand the meaning at all, so he could only find another way.

Suddenly, Lei Gong saw a huge signboard with the word "vinegar" written on it. At this time, Lei Gong suddenly thought that the electric mother had told him that he would experience the "ups and downs" of the world, wasn't this vinegar sour?

So Lei Gong said to Xia Liu, "Let's start cultivating now!"

Xia Liu asked in confusion, "Immortal Lord, as far as I know, you have to find a secluded place for cultivation, why did you choose to be in the middle of the city?"

For Xia Liu's more and more questions, Lei Gong had to rack his brains to make up a lie almost every time, and at this time he had reached the point where he couldn't make it up and was short of words. So he said violently: "I wish you to become an immortal, why are you talking so much nonsense, if you are talking nonsense to me, get out of here!"

was so intimidated by Lei Gong, Xia Liu didn't dare to ask more, so he had to follow Lei Gong into the grain and oil store.

"Boss, we want to buy vinegar!" Lei Gong was originally different from ordinary people, and the fierce aura towards Xia Liu had not dissipated before, and the voice of his voice made the owner of the grain and oil store think that it was a monster who wanted to eat him.

"Monster!" the boss hurriedly hid under the cabinet after seeing Lei Gong.

Xia Liu was taken aback and asked, "Youkai, that youkai?"

Lei Gong looked at Xia Liu with disdain and said, "Look at how ugly you look, people say that you are a monster, how can you cultivate?"

Xia Liu said a little depressedly, "No matter how ugly I look, no one will say that I am a monster when I live so big, but you are not human, and you are not a bird!"

was blasted back by Xia Liu, Lei Gong felt that what he said really made some sense, and he was so angry that his face was red and white.

Immediately afterwards, the boss under the cabinet took out a jar and splashed it at Lei Gong, saying, "Monsters die!"

Lei Gong was splashed into a soup chicken, Xia Liu approached and asked, "This is realgar wine?"

The boss hurriedly took Xia Liu's hand and said, "Little brother, stay away from him, this realgar wine is specially designed to deal with demons, be careful not to wait for a while for his demon blood to splash on you!"

was splashed all over and didn't say anything, and he has always been said to be a monster. Think about how you are a figure with a head and a face in the sky, when did you suffer such anger, but now Lei Gong's mana has been lost, and he has to accept the reality.

Fortunately, at this time, Xia Liu hurriedly explained, "You misunderstood, he is not a monster or an immortal, I saw him fall from the sky with my own eyes, you think about falling from the sky and not falling to his death, what do you say is not an immortal?"

Although Xia Liu's analogy made Lei Gong feel unhappy, he tried to tell his ability to be different from ordinary people, and at this time, Lei Gong had a fairy wind and bones, but this fairy wind had the smell of wine and "helplessness" in the bones

The boss saw that the realgar wine was splashed on Lei Gong but did not hurt him in the slightest, and seemed to believe Xia Liu's words, and stretched out his head tremblingly and said, "Is it true?"

Originally, mortals feared ghosts and gods, and implied that they were immortals in the belief that they would rather believe in them than in their non-existence. In addition, Lei Gong's expression at this time was very well done, so the owner of the store, including the guys, believed his words.

So the boss asked, "You just said you wanted to buy vinegar and cook, right?"

The boss was tempting, but Xia Liu hurriedly explained, "Oh! No, we are going to cultivate......

"Xia Liu, don't say much...... Lei Gong hurriedly explained, and stopped Xia Liu with the gesture that you had exposed the heavenly opportunity.

The boss was also fooled by Lei Gong at this time, and hurriedly said, "Hey! Okay, if you say how much you want, I'll call you!"

Lei Gong just said lightly, "The more the merrier!"

So the boss was very generous to make a big jar of vinegar, and when he left, he didn't take a penny, but said, "I hope to be blessed by the gods in the future!"

Lei Gong naturally agreed happily, so he hurriedly pulled Xia Liu to leave, for fear of leaking!

Holding Chen vinegar, Lei Gong hurriedly came to a place where there were no people, at this time he felt that his cultivation had begun, what bullshit "I wish you to become an immortal" Lao Tzu is not rare, it is still good for my mother-in-law, teach me how to cultivate quickly.

So Lei Gong held the jar of aged vinegar and drank it, but he didn't expect that this aged vinegar would taste much stronger than "wine", and as soon as it entered his throat, his whole body was like being bitten by countless ants, but he could bear it in order to become an immortal.

A mouthful poured into his stomach, at this time it was like swallowing a flame, this taste Lei Gong still endured!

As he drank it in one gulp, the power of this old vinegar also gathered little by little, and at this time, Lei Gong was already in tears, and Xia Liu said on the side, "Immortal, why are you crying?"

Lei Gong scolded the eighth generation ancestor in his heart, you drink this damn old vinegar in one gulp, try it to see if you cry or not?

At this time, Lei Gong felt that this sourness had entered his bones, he felt that his whole body was soaked in vinegar, and his hands and feet were numb, and he didn't want to stop drinking vinegar, but because his hands were numb, the action of lifting the vinegar jar to drink vinegar was no longer under his control, and every time he poured into his mouth, his tongue seemed to be scraped by a blade.

Finally, when the last sip was drunk, the vinegar jar in his hand had not fallen for a long time, and his eyes revealed that he had experienced countless lives and deaths in life.

Xia Liu looked at Lei Gong holding the vinegar altar motionless at this time, thinking that it should be to ascend to immortal! So he cautiously walked in front of Lei Gong, shook his hand in front of him, and suddenly Lei Gong threw away the vinegar jar, hugged Xia Liu's shoulder and cried, "Mom! It's souring me, I can't bear this sin, I won't cultivate this immortal!"

At this time, Xia Liu, who was speechless, looked at the immortal adult who he recognized in his heart, and actually cried like a child, and there was an indescribable sadness in his heart, could it be that the immortal was defeated by a jar of vinegar?