Chapter Twenty-Nine: Master, Don't Cry
"Master, I don't seem to remember it anymore, but I seem to remember it in my head. ”
"Master, I want to drink, come, let's have another drink. ”
Sun Wukong thought about it, shook his head, glanced at Tang San again, shook his head and said.
"Drink? Okay, okay, another drink. ”
Tang San died in a hurry.
I really want to slap Sun Wukong hard.
When is it, what kind of are you drinking?
Can't you just say it before you drink it?
But looking at his style, he really couldn't say it if he didn't drink it, so he had to pour it for him.
"Hey, Master, why don't you drink it?"
"Pour it, pour it for yourself, our master and apprentice have a fate, and we have this cup. ”
Sun Wukong's tongue was knotted, he smiled, scratched his head and touched a glass with Tang San.
"Drink, drink. ”
Tang San was so anxious that he urged Sun Wukong to finish the wine.
Then asked: "Wukong, then you should memorize the exercises of "Dapin Tianxian Jue". ”
"You also know that Master has no ability at all, so it's very dangerous. ”
"Just now, just now, when you didn't come, Master was caught by this big black bear. ”
"Almost, almost cooked. ”
"If it weren't for you scolding outside, you wouldn't have been able to see Master now. ”
"Master doesn't want to die, Master really doesn't want to die. ”
"Wukong, you can save Master, and tell Master your "Dapin Heavenly Immortal Jue" exercises. ”
"Master promises that he will only cultivate by himself and will never tell anyone else. ”
Seeing that Sun Wukong's eyes were even more blurry, and the whole person seemed to be about to fall asleep, Tang San was really impatient.
He really wanted to kneel down for Sun Wukong, of course, if he could learn it, he would be willing to kowtow.
This is a technique that can go straight to the heavenly immortals.
"Master, Master, what are you doing here, why are you crying?"
"Master, did any monster bully you? You tell my grandson that my grandson can't kill them. ”
"Master, don't look at me like this, it can't be my grandson who makes you angry, right?"
"Master, don't cry, when you cry, my grandson's heart is sour, it's really uncomfortable. ”
"Master, Master, let's stop crying, okay?"
Sun Wukong stretched out his hand and wiped Tang San's eyes.
His mouth was still comforting Tang San.
In those blurry eyes, there is endless concern.
Tang San's heart was quite warm, but he was still very anxious.
"Wukong, Master, Master is sad. ”
"Master doesn't have exercises, he can't cultivate, and he may be eaten by monsters in the future. ”
"At that time, Master will be dead, and Master will not be able to see you. ”
Tang San cried even more sadly.
While crying, he also secretly looked at Sun Wukong with his eyes.
"Master, don't cry, you won't die. ”
"If Hades dares to let someone seduce your soul, you see that I will not kill the black and white impermanence. ”
"Old fellow, I dared to hook my soul back then, and I smashed his dungeon. ”
"If he dares to hook Master's soul now, I will completely smash their underworld and slaughter the king of Hades. ”
"A bunch of sinister guys who know hiding in the shadows, what's it, my grandson can't kill them. ”
The more Sun Wukong spoke, the more angry he became, and the golden hoop stick in his ear was taken out, and he was ready to smash it everywhere.
"Wukong, Wukong, that soul seducer hasn't come yet, I mean if. ”
Tang San hurriedly stopped, patting his forehead helplessly, Wukong is drunk.
If this makes him go crazy with the strength of alcohol, the whole Batu Caves will definitely be finished.
It's not that I'm distressed, the key is that I'm by his side.
If he can't regain his momentum and sweeps himself away as garbage, won't he die too unjustly?
"What if, if who, he dares to hook Master's soul, I will kill him anyway. ”
Sun Wukong snorted coldly, and the Ruyi golden hoop stick slammed on the ground.
"Bang. ”
There was a loud bang, and a pit suddenly appeared on the ground.
"Ouch, it's scared to death. ”
Tang San was startled, and was so angry that he hit Sun Wukong's body a few times.
"Wukong, I'm not talking about if, I'm talking about myself, I haven't learned the method of cultivating immortals, and my life is easily threatened. ”
"I want to learn your "Great Immortal Formula", so that I can protect myself. ”
"In addition, on the way to learn the scriptures, I can also help you subdue demons. ”
Tang San sighed lightly and said it truthfully.
I wanted to make another detour, but looking at Sun Wukong's situation, it is estimated that the more I go around, the more useless it will be.
Let's tell the truth, looking at him like this, I don't know if I can recite it.
Let's do our best.
"Master, you want to learn the "Great Immortal Formula", why didn't you say it earlier?"
Sun Wukong's eyes lit up suddenly, and a slap slapped Tang San's shoulder fiercely.
"Ouch. ”
Tang San screamed in pain and hurriedly grabbed his hand.
This dead monkey doesn't know how to several, and Master's shoulder was almost smashed by you.
"Master, are you alright? I'm sorry, the disciple didn't stop. ”
Sun Wukong was startled when he heard Tang San screaming in pain, and he was a little embarrassed.
"Wukong, Master is fine, Master just wants to learn the "Great Product Heavenly Immortal Jue", are you willing to teach it to Master?"
Tang San took a deep breath, rubbed his shoulder with one hand, and looked at Sun Wukong with very aggrieved eyes.
"No problem. ”
Sun Wukong waved his hand very boldly.
"Oh, that's great. ”
"Wukong, you are amazing, Master loves you to death. ”
Tang San jumped up happily and kissed Sun Wukong fiercely on the face.
Wukong, why are you so cute now?
Master really likes it.
"Oh, Master, what are you doing?"
"How can you do that? You...... How can you kiss me?...... Ah. ”
Sun Wukong was a little stupid, his hands kept scratching his head, his face was even more red and frightening, and his words became incoherent.
Master, you, you, what do you mean by that?
"Don't hey, you can quickly teach Master the "Great Product Heavenly Immortal Formula". ”
Tang San saw that Sun Wukong was a little incoherent, so he quickly took his hand and said very firmly.
At this point, we can't wait any longer, we have to get to the point quickly.
"But Master, what you want is the cultivation of immortals, I just use it to strengthen the body, it's too bad, teach it to you, I'm afraid it will harm you." ”
Sun Wukong thought about it, scratched his head, and thought about Tang San very much.
"No, Wukong, it won't harm me, I just want to learn this "Dapin Tianxian Jue". ”
Tang San hurriedly took his hand and said resolutely again.
Oh my God, Tang San's heart was a little crying without tears.
Wukong, my good apprentice, you are a good exercise, how can it be bad?
Why are you so stupid? You're about to make me stupid and cry, do you know?