"Master, I still won't teach you. If you want to learn the method of cultivating immortals, it's really easy. ”

"Master, it's not my grandson who blows in front of you, my grandson was in charge of the Pan Taoyuan in the sky back then, but I know a lot of immortals. ”

"Aren't you going to cultivate the method of cultivating immortals? My grandson will take a time to go to heaven and ask them for a method of cultivating immortals. ”

"Those heavenly guys are cultivating good exercises, and they are the real methods of cultivating immortals, which are much stronger than my grandson's physical fitness techniques. ”

Sun Wukong thought about it and thought that he would say it to Tang San properly.

Master, you are the benefactor of my grandson, how can my grandson let you learn poorly?

If you want to learn, you have to learn the best.

Master, don't worry, this matter is on my grandson.

"What? Wukong, you listen to me well, I don't want to learn other exercises. ”

"I'm going to learn your "Dapin Tianxian Jue", you are my apprentice, I'm going to learn the same exercises as you, and I'm not uncommon to other exercises. ”

"Don't talk to me, you say, do you teach or not?"

Tang San was completely angry, took Sun Wukong's hand, slapped it on the table vigorously, and then looked at him viciously.

Why don't you understand what I'm saying, damn it?

I don't want those bullshit methods of cultivating immortals, I just want "Dapin Tianxian Jue".

Dead monkey, I really can't stand you, what the hell are you talking about?

Sun Wukong obviously didn't expect Tang San to be so domineering, although his hand smashed on the table, it didn't hurt at all.

But he was still frightened by Tang San's appearance, and muttered, "Master, teach, teach, I will definitely teach." ”

"Master, if you want to learn, the disciple will definitely be able to teach. ”

"It's just Master, are you sure you can't think about it?"

"This exercise of mine is really too low-level, a wise and martial arts and kind-hearted holy monk like you, Master, must not be learned. ”

"Master, you must learn the top-level exercises, and I will send you to the heavens to ask for a few good immortal cultivation exercises. ”

The more Sun Wukong spoke, the more he felt that what he said was right, so he was ready to go to the sky.

Even if you pull down this old face of yourself, you have to get a top-level exercise for your master.

"Shut up. ”

"I don't need it, I just want your exercises. ”

"Wukong, our master and apprentice are destined, even if I die, I will die with you. ”

"So, today, I have to learn your exercises. ”

"Damn, we are masters and apprentices, if the exercises are different, can we call them masters and apprentices?"

Tang San was completely angry, roared, and stared at Sun Wukong fiercely.

Why are you so unenlightened, you dead head?

Do you know that I really want to knock your head open right now and see what it's in?

"Master, you, since you are so determined to learn, then, then I will teach you now. ”

Sun Wukong looked at Tang San in some surprise, with a slight fear in his voice.

Master, are you angry?

You look so scary when you're angry, I'm scared of you.

"Hahahaha, it's really good, I can finally learn the "Great Product Heavenly Immortal Jue". ”

Tang San couldn't control himself, he raised his hands excitedly and laughed.

It's not easy, it's really not easy.

After trying to figure it out for so long, I was finally able to cultivate this exercise.

I'm about to become a real immortal cultivator, wahahahaha.

"Master, listen well, the exercises cultivated in the "Great Product Heavenly Immortal Jue" are ....... ”

Sun Wukong scratched his head and shook his head again to make himself sober, and then he opened his mouth to recite the exercises.

But what Tang San didn't expect was that as soon as Sun Wukong said the name of "Dapin Tianxian Jue", he was completely drunk and fell asleep on the table.

What happened? Just falling asleep?

Wukong, don't you play with your master and mine like this, right?

Tang San pushed Sun Wukong, but he couldn't wake him up.

"Dead monkey, wake me up, wake up. ”

"Damn, you're carrying it, first recite the "Dapin Tianxian Jue", and then you can sleep. ”

"What's the matter with you sleeping at this time? Ah, I'm going crazy, damn smelly monkey, I'm going to be pissed off by you. ”

Tang San no longer had the calm appearance of the holy monk, and all the generosity and the light wind were all left behind.

was so angry that he slapped Sun Wukong in the face several times, but he slept like a pig and couldn't wake up at all.

Half an hour later.

Tang San tried all means, but he still couldn't wake up Sun Wukong, so he could only give up helplessly.

In this hour and a half, his strength was exhausted, and all his anger was out.

Of course, Sun Wukong's face was also swollen by him, as if it was inflated.

"This stupid monkey, I've never seen you so drunk. ”

"Well, you've worked hard along the way, so let you be full of wine and meat, and sleep well. ”

Tang San reluctantly admitted his bad luck, patted Sun Wukong's face, and sat cross-legged weakly.

Soon his helpless face became very solemn, he folded his hands and said solemnly to the pile of bones that he had eaten: "Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your flesh." ”

"I am not to blame for all this, but only your king, who left you for me to eat. ”

"If you really want to blame it, blame the old man for the bad spirit, it was his idea to kill demons and eat meat. ”

"I'm also a victim, and I've been suffering from pain and self-blame in my heart. ”

"But I can't help it, if I don't use my mouth, the old man will kill you even more cruelly. ”

"I will at least make your death worthwhile, and I can also recite the Sutra of Past Lives to you, so that I can surpass you well. ”

"If you have spirits, thank me, and now I will set you free. ”

After Tang San finished speaking, he began to read the "Sutra of Past Lives" seriously.

Soon, as his scriptures kept coming out, demon spirits kept popping up.

It didn't take long for these demon spirits to be taken in by the ancient ring.

After all this, Tang San finally breathed a sigh of relief.

looked left and right, and said with a smile: "This big black bear is quite powerful, and it was not killed by Wukong." If he knew how to steal my precious robe, he must have known how to collect other treasures as well. ”

"I don't know where he hid his baby? I'll have to look for it, I might make a windfall again, hehe. ”

Tang Sanzhi stood up proudly, patted the dust on his buttocks, and prepared to go treasure hunting.

"Ahh ”

"Damn monk, you dare to kill my men, I will kill you. ”

With a roar, the big black bear's mountain-like black body stood there angrily.

A pair of round eyes opened as big as copper bells, and they stared at Tang San and Sun Wukong who were sleeping unusually red.