Chapter 3: Lei Gong's Heavenly Tribulation

Xia Liu, who got the "I wish you a good immortal", suddenly felt that his waist was no longer sore, his legs were no longer painful, and he was also energetic to walk! Wait a minute......

Are you hairy or hungry?

At this time, Xia Liu has been warning himself that it must be an illusion, and if he has the secret book to be an immortal, he can become an immortal, how can a fairy be hungry?

Turning the first page of the book, it was written, "Heaven and earth are yellow, the universe is desolate, the sun and the moon are shining, and the sun and moon are full of Zhang ......" Xia Liu didn't understand when he wanted to break his head, so how could such a difficulty stump this lovely person?

Xia Liu turned the book to the last page, although he also noticed that the book was missing a few pages, but in Xia Liu's eyes, this was not the point, after all, according to Xia Liu's thinking, as long as he could reach the end, who cared about the process?

He felt that he was a cultivation wizard from the past and the present, and as long as he found the last step, it would be so simple to become an immortal.

Sure enough, when Xia Liu saw the last page, he completely understood that he still needed to go through the "Heavenly Tribulation" to become an immortal, and this Heavenly Tribulation was to cross the Tribulation in the "Jilei Mountain".

So Xia Liu felt that he was only one step away from becoming an immortal, so after many inquiries, he learned from the mouth of a storyteller that only by walking towards the moon, going through a lot of hardships, and having a heart of abuse, Jilei Mountain would appear in front of him.

Walking towards the moon, it turned out to be as simple as that. So whenever the moonlight fell, Xia Liu experienced his tempering "asking for food" with the mood of becoming an immortal

Hunger will never have an illusion, Xia Liu thought that this was a step that must be experienced to become an immortal. It's just that he forgot a shortcut, that is, as long as he insists on not eating for ten days and half a month, he will be able to ascend to immortal.

But there are rules for asking for food, but Xia Liu did the opposite. Since he was leaving every night, it didn't seem so easy to meet someone to get a stutter.

But the human instinct is to eat, as long as you can fill your stomach now, it doesn't matter what you eat.

The most indispensable thing along the way is the bark of grass roots, Xia Liu relies on a strong survival instinct, and he has to go all the way to make the surrounding grass not grow, if you see this strange scene at this time, you don't know and think that there are monsters nearby!

The problem of food and clothing has been solved, and Xia Liu feels that becoming an immortal is a matter in front of him. At this time, he is moving forward with the hope of victory, although now he is almost like a wild man with a scruffy beard, unrecognizable, although he is now being watched and laughed at by the gods in the sky, of course, he doesn't know this, but his spirit of seeking immortals has infected every immortal, so the gods looked at their former colleagues, and all sighed and said, "Hey! Reincarnation has not found the missing tendon!"

At this time, Lei Gong in the sky looked at the powerful and brainless "Invincible True Monarch" back then, and suddenly thought that hundreds of years ago, because the guy who ate his own food, Lei Gong's hammer, lent him to the Invincible True Monarch to play, but he didn't expect this guy to have great strength, and he smashed Sun Hou's copper-headed iron arm into the lower realm with a hammer, which was originally a thing worth showing off, but Lei Gong was extremely depressed that the guy who ate by himself was also ruined, and at this time, the Jade Emperor ordered him to lay mines, which made Lei Gong anxious.

However, there is a famous saying in this world that "there are always more solutions than problems", so Lei Gong thought of a solution that was more "Lei" than his own surname

At the fairies of the heavenly realm, "eyebrows and eyes" sparked.

Although Lei Gong completed the task of laying thunder in this way, the side effects that followed were enough to make him drink a pot! There was an anonymous report that Lei Gong was molesting fairies and playing hooligans in the heavenly realm, which caused the Jade Emperor to be angry, and he was ready to send Lei Gong into the mortal world according to the previous practice, but his wife interceded and said, "There is only one Lei Gong in the heavenly realm" The Jade Emperor was right to think about it, so he changed the criminal law and let Erlang God's dog bite a few times, who knew that this mad dog didn't bite there and specifically bit Lei Gong's crotch, almost so that there was a eunuch fairy in the heavenly realm.

What's even more annoying is that this howling god dog specifically bites this part is the idea of the electric mother, because she wants to teach her man a lesson, and save it later, and then get flowers and grass outside! (The most poisonous woman's heart!)

At this time, looking at the reincarnated invincible true monarch in the sky, Xia Liu. Lei Gong suddenly felt a faint pain in his lower body, this pain was the fear that came out of his heart, and he was even more angry, thinking that the current invincible true monarch was already a mortal, Lei Gong suddenly felt that all this was caused by this invincible true monarch, so Lei Gong spontaneously had the idea of "this revenge is not a gentleman" stained the entire bird's head!

Don't you want to experience the catastrophe that fills the world? Okay, then I will fulfill you, this kind of work is done by Lao Tzu, for the sake of our acquaintance, Lao Tzu will let you feel the power of the catastrophe in advance.

At this time, Lei Gong used a spell to make the sky around Xia Liu cloudy, but Xia Liu in the Nether was very panicked at this time, because without the guidance of the moon, Xia Liu at this time did not know where to go, as long as he hid under a tree and prepared to avoid the rain.

Lei Gong saw it clearly in the sky, so he went down with a hammer and "crackled" a bolt of lightning that split the big tree behind Xia Liu in half, scaring Xia Liu into running for his life.

"Hahaha......"

"Taishang Laojun gave me a new exercise hammer that is really useful, invincible Zhenjun, let's play slowly!"

"Crackle......!"

Another lightning bolt struck Xia Liu's feet, Xia Liu dodged, breathed a long sigh of relief, and said, "Fortunately, I wish you a sincere immortal in my cultivation, otherwise you will be split into a roast pig!"

Xia Liu's words Lei Gong also heard it clearly, it was not that he Xia Liu was agile and dodged, but that Lei Gong now felt that it was too cheap to kill him at once, so he had to play slowly, and if he really chopped a mortal to death, it was not easy for the Jade Emperor to explain.

At this time, Xia Liu suddenly stared at a thunder pit that came out of the thunderbolt just now, he was thinking about a question, that is, he had heard that the storyteller mentioned this heavenly tribulation to put it bluntly, it was heavenly thunder, at this time, Xia Liu suddenly realized, how stupid he is, as long as there is lightning and thunder everywhere on a windy and rainy day, do you still need to go to the thunder mountain?

Thinking of this, Xia Liu knocked his head a few times hatefully, looked up to the sky and roared, "Come on, let me accept the baptism of the Heavenly Tribulation!"

The heavenly Lei Gong heard Xia Liu roaring like this, and thought to himself that the kid should not be stupid by himself! Whatever, the fool is just right, he hasn't played fool for so long!

So Lei Gong went down with another hammer, Xia Liu saw the thunder and lightning and hurriedly rushed over, this scene made Lei Gong almost so shocked that the hammer in his hand fell to the ground.

"It doesn't make sense, I obviously didn't aim at him, why did I almost chop this kid to death?"

Xia Liu was not struck by the thunder, and scolded indignantly, "Grandma's, it's not easy to let the lightning split!"

Lei Gong picked up the Lei Gong hammer that fell to the ground, and went down with another hammer. This time, Xia Liu greeted the thunder slash faster, and he could almost feel his so-called "heavenly tribulation"

And after this hammer, Lei Gong's eyes widened in doubt, "It doesn't make sense, I have never been so accurate when I split people before?"

And because Xia Liu was not struck by lightning once, he suddenly looked up to the sky and scolded, "It's really blind to your dog's eyes, can you aim a little?"

was scolded by Xia Liu like this, and suddenly Lei Gong was furious, how can he say that he is also the number one person in the Heavenly Palace, and he was humiliated like this by Xia Liu, who has been beaten into the mortal world, what heavenly rules, it is not good to explain in front of the Jade Emperor, all of them are left behind, at this time, Lei Gong has only one thought in his heart, that is, to split Xia Liu into a roast pig, in order to relieve the hatred in his heart!

So Lei Gong didn't mean to play this time, but aimed at Xia Liu, but an embarrassing thing happened, the more accurate he aimed, the more inaccurate he hit.

"Crackle, crackle......"

Failed to hit Xia Liu several times in a row, at this time, Lei Gong looked left and right to make sure that there was no one around, and sighed and thought, "Fortunately, no one saw it, otherwise this Lei Gong wouldn't be able to split people, this is going to be a big joke in the heavenly realm!"

"No wonder people always swear that there will be five thunders in the sky!"

At this time, in order to become an immortal, although the probability of being struck by lightning is very small, in order to become an immortal, he can't give up anything. He waited for the next lightning strike.

But the thunder man in the sky was holding the thunder god hammer, struggling with how to accurately split Xia Liu, and suddenly a tigress's voice came, "Little Leizi, what are you doing?"

What a familiar voice, which has accompanied me for many years of wind and rain, never need to be remembered, and will never be forgotten. Electric mother, a roar. Lei Gong was so frightened that the Thor Hammer in his hand was trembling.

"Crackle"

This time he just hit Xia Liu impartially, "Oh my mother, why does it hurt so much, ......!" After speaking, Xia Liu passed out.

At this time, the electric mother saw that Lei Gong actually chopped a mortal to death, and suddenly the face of the tigress of the electric mother was pale like a frightened cat, and said, "Lei Gong, you are in a big trouble!"

Lei Gong also knew that he had fallen into a catastrophe, and the reason he had lost just now was suddenly recovered, and his pale face revealed his nervous and fearful character, but at this time, the electric mother was more rational and saw that there was no one around, and hurriedly said, "Hurry up and slip away while no one sees it!"

At this time, Lei Gong thought that there was a way to slip away, and pulled the electric mother and left in a hurry.

At this time, Xia Liu was struck by lightning, and he was bound to die, although he went away with the catastrophe, but he was really facing the attack of thunder and lightning, he instinctively held his head with both hands to protect his head, and if there was something in his hand to resist, it would be more secure, and at this time, Xia Liu had nothing on his body except for the secret book of "I wish you to become an immortal".

And as everyone knows, it was this immortal book of "I Wish You to Become an Immortal" that saved Xia Liu, a mortal, because after all, this was the head of the immortals back then, the secret book of the Jade Emperor's cultivation, and he had a lot of aura after following the Jade Emperor for so many years. It's not a problem to resist the power of the Thunder God Hammer, but Xia Liu's fainting was stunned by the shock when the immortal book resisted, after all, a mortal's ability to withstand it is really minimal.

In the Heavenly Palace, at this time, Lei Gong had already packed his luggage and was about to run away, and the electric mother was very unsure of herself, why did she catch such a wretched man, "Bang!" slapped Lei Gong in the face, and said, "What are you afraid of, what are you running?" If you don't say it, I won't say it, who knows that you hacked a mortal to death?"

Hearing the words of the electric mother, Lei Gong felt that his mother-in-law was right, so he looked like a pug to please the electric mother, and said, "My wife is still smart, then you must also take care of my breath for me, otherwise I will die!"

This sentence seemed to remind the electric mother of something, so the electric mother said with a loving look of husband and wife, "That's natural, you are my father-in-law, and he will naturally keep this secret for you!"

"That's good, that's good......!"

Turning around, Lei Gong's face that was pleasing his wife just now became faster than a meteor, and he was bitter in his heart, thinking that he had a handle to fall on this tigress, how should he live in the future? He had to pray unrealistically, hoping that Xia Liu would come back to life!