Chapter 314: Blind Date
Someone said, "Seventeen horses, do you know why these girls only 'touch' you and not 'touch' us, we are not eunuchs, and there are people who look similar to you, why can we be spared?" ”
Xu Dong also felt that something was wrong, "Yes, why don't they 'touch' you, why." ”
"Seventeen Horse Lord, I'll tell you, now there are rumors outside, saying that Seventeen Horse Master is a lucky star in the world, if the 'girl' sleeps, you can become a fairy, and 'touch' can be happy for a lifetime. ”
Xu Dong couldn't help but 'touch' his swollen lower body, and said in his heart, who the fuck spread rumors to 'confuse' the public, so that Xu Dong was ravaged by so many girls, and this rumor-monger is not enough to solve my hatred if he doesn't catch it.
"Seventeen Horse Master, next time you go back to Luotuo Country, you have to be careful, it's best to dress up as a 'woman' and not let the 'woman' recognize you, otherwise you'll ......."
Xu Dong asked, "How many people have heard this kind of nonsense rumor, can this rumor make it banned, or how to refute it?" ”
It was only after he said that he realized that he should not ask, these men had never known him in his life, not even his subordinates, and consulting them with such a question would be too much of a loss of his identity.
"Look at what you said, Seventeen Horse Lords, can this rumor still be banned, one spread ten, ten spread hundreds, like you want to grow wings, maybe you will fly all over the country of Ratuo at this time. ”
Xu Dong thought to himself, this is really called "people's words are terrible", then the next time he goes back to Luotuo Country, he really has to pretend to be a 'woman' like this man said, otherwise he will not be torn to pieces by some girls.
Through the spatial teleportation array, 2,000 people were immigrated to Wuliang Island, and the island was more popular than ever before, and so many girls came, making the eyes of those men who immigrated to the island first turn green.
Xu Dong summoned Chief Moza, Dan Kezhen, Liu Xin, Fang Lei, Xing Bing, Dan's sister-in-law and other backbones to the court to hold a meeting to urgently discuss some matters that need to be dealt with urgently.
The big devil is attacking the west, and Akari said that he would capture the nameless island and secretly attack the Chunyang Palace, which can be regarded as a big joke for these backbones, and they have been nervous for so many days and nights, and they have all worked in vain.
Xu Dong said, "It's good, after all, it didn't hurt our Wuliang Island, this is much stronger than really leading the war to the Nameless Island, if the war really burns to the Nameless Island, it may have an impact for a year and a half." ”
Chief Moza said, "We have dug such two big traps on the beach, and it will be inconvenient for our own people to go to the sea in the future, this ...... How is it good. ”
But Kezhen said, "Isn't this easy to deal with, tomorrow I will ask the soldiers of the 'Immigration Army' to do a drill to ignite the animal oil in the trap, and we will also take a good look at the effect of the anti-landing arranged this time." ”
"That's that, that's. Everyone else agreed.
"The next thing to discuss is the arrangement of the second batch of immigrants, this time more than 1,000 'women' and 'sexual' immigrants went to the island, plus the first batch of immigrants to the island, how do you say to arrange these 'female' and 'sexual' immigrants. ”
Fang Lei said, "This is still difficult to do, it is incorporated into the 'female' camp of the Dan sister-in-law, but the sister-in-law has expanded by more than 1,000 people at once this time, and she is about to catch up with the men and horses under me and Xing Bing, and the power is not small." ”
Xu Dong said, "You don't need to say this, they must be incorporated into the 'female' sub-camp, the key is that with so many single 'female' sons at once, don't you have to fry the pot in your male battalion." ”
"Immeasurable Immortal Monarch, in my opinion. Chief Moza said, "Just do nothing, follow our last 'seed army' method, and let those male and 'female' soldiers be paired together, and polyandry." ”
Xu Dong hurriedly objected, "Your 'seed army' adopts polygamy in order to make those girls pregnant, if we use polyandry, those men will have to break their heads with infighting." ”
He continued, "What's more, I want Chen Xian to organize the third batch of immigrants as soon as possible, so that more and more 'women' will come to the island by then, so as not to once again destroy the balance between men and women." ”
Xing Bing said, "Yes, the reliable method is still monogamy, the key is that there are more monks and less porridge now, how to distribute it reasonably, some people are full and some people are hungry and unbalanced." ”
But Kezhen thought for a while, "In this way, whether it is a male soldier or a 'female' soldier, they are divided into three groups according to their age, and let the male soldiers 'draw' lots, and the ones who 'draw' the lots will be matched first to form a family." ”
Liu Xin, who has not spoken, said, "This question has appeared again, and those male soldiers must not be allowed to pick 'fat' and thin, some of them are good-looking, and some are only those ugly 'women'." ”
Chief Moza said, "I have a way to do this, and this is how our 'seed army' solves it, and it is not enough to put those girls in cloth bags, and let those male soldiers each carry a cloth bag." ”
Chief Moza, who has always been opposed, won a full house this time, and everyone said that the method was good, the so-called beauty and ugliness are seen by a pair of eyes, and if you become blind, it doesn't matter if you are beautiful or ugly.
Xu Dong said, "What a fart, the model of the 'seed army' is a failure, those men who are handsome enough to marry ugly 'women', and some of them are guilty of murdering ugly wives." ”
Listening to Xu Dongyi, everyone felt that this was a problem, it was really not an easy task to match so many pairs at once, and to do everything well.
"We can go on a blind date for them in two days, which means that all the men and women who are going to be matched will be put in the woods and they will meet each other nose-to-nose and eye-to-eye by themselves." ”
Everyone unanimously said, "This method is good and humane, and it will be adopted if Wuliang Island wants to be matched and married in the future." ”
Xu Dong said, "Okay, you can do a good job of 'drawing' lots tonight, but it's still a little bit, the hundreds of male soldiers who just arrived today will be exempted this time, and they will be satisfied when the next batch of immigrants arrives." ”
Fang Lei said, "I agree with this, I will now put them into the new barracks, let them take over the veterans mining, and replace those veterans who have worked hard for two days, so that they can have time to go on a blind date." ”
When the meeting was about to end, Liu Xin brought up one thing, "I didn't want to say it, but I had to say it, but the camp commander is fine, and my sister-in-law takes care of me, Fang Lei, Xing Bing and others are suffering......"
Xu Dong heard what he meant, "I know, you are also men, so let's allow each of you to choose two beautiful 'girls' to start a family, you have to be content, and you must not eat in the bowl and stare at the pot in the future." ”
Liu Xin said, "That's that." ”
But Kezhen said, "It's a ghost, he Liu Xin has already had a good relationship, and he has been secretly dating for so long, he is worried that the two 'women' will be taken away by other male soldiers, and he will find a reason to correct them." ”
Xu Dong said to Liu Xin, "Okay, okay, I can't let you go hungry anyway, it doesn't matter how long or sooner or sooner or sooner or later, I have the right to borrow it first, but pay attention to one point, you can't take those soldiers under you to ruin." ”
After the meeting ended, Xu Dong and the two palace maids said and asked them to inform the red concubine of Xuhui Palace that he was going to her tonight.
Today, for some reason, there is always Su Hong's shadow lingering in his mind, this 'woman' who was the first to sacrifice his life for him, makes him miss it very much at this moment.
A man's longing for a 'woman' is not because of her beauty and temperament, not just because of her gentleness and virtuousness, but because of how emotionally invested she is in this man.
Su Hong is the kind of 'female' person who voluntarily dedicates herself completely as soon as she falls in love with a certain man, and does not hesitate to integrate into this man's body.
This red concubine is not only like Su Hong in appearance and temperament, but also extremely similar in terms of 'sex' personality, enthusiastic, bright, unrestrained, bold, and even wild and uninhibited, she belongs to the kind of 'female' with relatively big nerves.
As soon as the sky was dark, he arrived at the Xuhui Palace, and the red concubine knew that he was coming, and he had been waiting at the palace 'gate' for a long time, and it seemed that he had not been waiting for a while, and when she saw Xu Dong's face, she 'revealed' a happy smile.
After kneeling and bowing, before Xu Dong could get her up, she jumped up to Xu Dong's neck with a joy, and at the same time imprinted a fiery 'lip' on his 'lips', and 'kissed' Xu Dong almost out of breath.
"Xianjun, the concubines waited day and night, day and night, I really hope to see through the autumn water, and finally hope for you. ”
Xu Dong listened to Concubine Hong's words, and didn't feel that Concubine Hong's pretentiousness at all, on the contrary, he could see her sincerity, and after he was moved, he hugged Concubine Hongfei tightly, feeling that he was about to be melted by this 'girl'.
Concubine Hong let go of a pair of hands around Xu Dong's neck, "Xianjun, the concubine has already prepared a pool of hot water, hurry up and enter the pool and I'll rub your back." ”
To tell the truth, the reason why Xu Dong chose to come to Xuhui Palace tonight was not only to miss Concubine Hong, but also to miss the big pool in her bedroom, and Concubine Hong was the first person to see the pool in her bedroom.
He remembered what Concubine Hong said when she first came to the Palace of Xingxuhui Palace, "The concubine 'spent' the spar for the construction of this bath, and the concubine just wants to serve the fairy monarch better, so that the fairy monarch always remembers the good of the concubine." ”
Xu Dong looked into the pool, the water surface of the pool was steaming, and the water looked green because of the 'essence' of Chinese liquid, it seemed that Concubine Hong had prepared everything a long time ago, and waited for Xu Dong to come over to her.
Concubine Hong took off Xu Dong's dusty robe, stripped off her fine satin skirt, and tested the water temperature first, and then asked Xu Dong to go down to the pool.
"Xianjun, the concubine wants to play a trick with you today, if you can hug the concubine from behind, the concubine will take the initiative tonight, so that Xianjun can enjoy it. ”
After speaking, the red concubine swam in the pool, like a mermaid, Xu Dong was aroused by her endless fantasies, and naturally had the ** to catch her, but he couldn't catch her from behind.
"Xianjun, you are here, the concubine is waiting for you to catch it. ”
Xu Dong was stabbed so 'excited' that 'desire' and 'desire' flowed, he used monkey-shaped tricks to deal with the red concubine, and the red concubine was out of breath and no longer had any strength, so he finally grabbed the red concubine from behind.
"Okay, okay, Xianjun please spare the concubine, the concubine is destined to be the person of the immortal monarch in this life, where can I still break free, the concubine will play a few 'flowers' tonight for Xianjun to see." ”
She twisted her pink neck to find Xu Dong's mouth, Xu Dong looked at the 'flower' in an instant, Concubine Hong's face was too much like Su Hong, and she was the reincarnation of Su Hong, and he hurriedly 'kissed' his lips towards Concubine Hong.