"Uncle Long, why is this happening, I don't seem to be messing with anyone in the country of Ratuo, why do people make up this kind of rumor to slander me. ”

The rumor Xu Dong said is, of course, referring to the fact that "the seventeenth horse master is a lucky star in the sky, and if the 'girl' sleeps, you can become a fairy, and you can be happy for a lifetime by 'touching' it".

Uncle Long said, "I guess there is a 'yin' conspiracy hidden behind this rumor, what kind of 'yin' conspiracy it is, it is not very clear now, and we have to move forward to gradually see it clearly." ”

Xu Dong was a little puzzled, this rumor was so absurd, and there were so many people who believed why the rumor was so marketable in Luotuo Country.

To say that there is someone with ulterior motives in this, he can't see where this person's "intentions" are, it seems to be a prank, causing embarrassment between Xu Dong and all the 'women' in this world.

"Uncle Long, what do you think I should do about this? ”

Uncle Long said, "Leave it alone for the time being, look at it while walking, what 'yin' plots in it will naturally come out of the cage, and when the time comes, you will see snakes and snakes, and birds and birds." ”

Xu Dong said, "The key is that it's rare for me to go out now, do I really have to pretend to be a man and a 'woman' every time I go back to Luotuo Country, then I, Xu Dongcheng, am fucking someone." ”

Uncle Long said, "What's wrong with men pretending to be 'women', and they don't hurt their muscles and bones, if you don't like men to pretend to be 'women', then you have to hurt your muscles and bones once, and use disguise techniques to change your appearance." ”

"Transfiguration. ”

Xu Dong remembered that his dignity was custom-made for him by the imperial swordsman when he first entered the Chunyang Palace as the seventeenth horse master, in order to please the seventeenth princess Zhao Ke.

Six years ago, the Imperial Sword Master performed a disguise technique on Xu Dong, and the situation at that time is still vivid.

The Imperial Sword Master said, "I'll give you an analysis, is it that the Seventeenth Princess dislikes your indecent appearance, this problem is easy to solve, and I will give you a disguise technique." ”

Xu Dong had seen the disguise technique in "Lotus 'Flower' and 'Cave' Immortal Records", but he didn't pay attention to it at that time.

The Imperial Sword Master said, "It is an extension of the stealth technique, 'the small hidden in the forest, the big hidden in the city', the ultimate in stealth is not to hide the invisible, but to change the appearance. ”

"Oh. ”

The Imperial Sword Master said, "The Seventeenth Princess was born in the royal family, she has an outstanding appearance, and she has developed the habit of judging people by her appearance. ”

He asked again, "Do you know that the seventeenth princess likes that type of male bridesmaid?" ”

Xu Dong said, "I didn't get into his heart to see, how do I know what man she likes." ”

"Look, you're far worse than I am. ”

"Then what kind of man do you say she likes. ”

"Didn't she go with two little eunuchs, that's what she liked. ”

Xu Dong said in his heart, what the hell are you talking nonsense, does Zhao Ke like the little eunuch.

"You think, a princess like Zhao Ke who can be coquettish, the eunuch must not be sent by the Ministry of Internal Affairs, she can be coquettish in front of her father and choose the eunuch she likes the most. ”

Xu Dong thought, what the Imperial Sword Master analyzed was not unreasonable.

"I'll perform the disguise technique now, combine the advantages of pots and pans and shovels, and give you a super good-looking face, so that the seventeenth princess likes it, hehe. ”

"Forget it, I'll be myself. ”

"What is this, you can try it first, keep it if you are satisfied, and replace it with the original one if you are not satisfied. ”

Xu Dong gritted his teeth, "You said to try, then try it."

The Imperial Sword Master showed out of the water 'sex' puppet, closed his eyes and did it, so that Xu Dong and him had the same thoughts, and after half an hour passed, he shouted: "Go." ”

Xu Dong picked up the bronze mirror and took a photo, and sure enough, he changed into the face of a white-faced scholar.

I've been using this face for six years, and I'm basically happy with him, so why don't I give it up now and put it on again?

But how much trouble it will cause after changing a face, the seventeenth princess may not approve of it in the first place.

Xu Dong continued to think about it, after changing his appearance, not only did the seventeenth princess not approve of it, but it was another image subversion in front of his master Fang Cheng and other Linggu 'gate' masters and all his acquaintances, is this scale too fucking too big.

After thinking about it for a while, he decided not to perform the transfiguration technique for the time being, and continued to maintain this dignity, and every time he returned to the country of Ratuo, he would wear a black cloak to cover himself.

"Boom. ”

"Boom. ”

Xu Dong's musings were interrupted by two earth-shattering explosions, which were chieftain Moza and Dan Kezhen directing the anti-landing exercise, and the two beaches simultaneously detonated the animal oil buried in the trap, and the flames soared into the sky after the explosion.

At the same time, in a forest in the center of Wuliang Island, thousands of pairs of men and women have successfully met each other, and these two explosions can be regarded as the salute of this collective wedding.

............

After staying on the island for two months, Xu Dong was about to return to the Zen seat of the Luotuo Kingdom, so he sneaked back to the Chunyang Palace from the teleportation array, and first went back to the Seventeen Horse Mansion.

As soon as he walked out of the teleportation array, he saw a relatively familiar figure standing on the rooftop, this person was an old man in black, Xu Dong hadn't seen this old man for a long time.

The old man in black is the protector elder of the Ratuo Kingdom, a master of mana, who specializes in monitoring the cultivation affairs inside and outside the palace, why is he on the rooftop now.

In front of his eyes, he reproduced the two pictures of the previous one, one virtual and one real.

The first picture is that he was trapped by Xiong Pi in the Fucha Cloud Atlas, and when he was about to be 'confused' because he couldn't get out of the Cloud Atlas, this old man appeared in Xu Dong's dream and pointed him out of the Cloud Atlas.

The second picture left a deeper impression on him, when Xu Dong had just caught up with Yan Guo's family, the old man in black appeared in the camp tent and reprimanded him with a look of anger.

"The wife of a '', are you still a human being, something inferior to an animal? ”

"Phew, you also deserve to say the word love, you have met so many 'women', you see one and love the other, and in the end, you don't all forget about it. ”

"Put your legal wife aside, the wife of a colleague in the military tent, you are not afraid of being punished by God. ”

"Fox men and dogs 'women' always use the word 'love' as an excuse to do big 'lewdness', they must not know how to deceive the world and steal their names, and their hearts are like candles in the world's 'holes'. ”

"If you listen to my heartfelt words, you will break off with the demon woman as soon as possible, lest it cause trouble, and if you do not listen to me, you will be in great trouble." ”

............

The world is really like smoke, Guo Ying and Yan Laohu have passed away for a few years, but those words still often linger in his ears and linger.

Now that the old man was standing on the rooftop, he must have known that he was going back to the Chunyang Palace and that the special 'door' was waiting for him here, and he greeted the old man and saluted respectfully.

"It's back. The old man in black spoke to him, "It's good to come back, the emperor has been out of the palace for a few days, and he has arranged all the matters of Zen concession, just waiting for you to come back and go through the motions." ”

Xu Dong was taken aback, the palace cannot be left without an owner for a day, how can the emperor leave the palace without permission, and besides, didn't Zhao Lun say two months ago that he would hold a Zen ceremony, is this matter so yellow.

He was relieved when he thought about it carefully, Zhao Lun himself was a rather funny emperor, if he didn't make a little weird in this matter, then he wouldn't be Zhao Lun.

"Since you have returned to the palace, deal with the affairs of the palace as soon as possible, and choose a day to hold the enthronement ceremony and announce it to the world. ”

Anyway, Xu Dong felt that this matter came too suddenly, and he didn't seem to have thought about whether to be the king of this Luotuo country, and this pick had already fallen on his shoulders.

He walked with the old man to the outside of the dojo, and at the 'door' of the dojo, the guard guarding the entrance and exit of the dojo actually gave him the salute of the king, kneeling down in the tunnel, "The emperor is auspicious." ”

Everything was like a dream, and he couldn't find any real feelings, so he had to say, "Please." Otherwise, those guards would not dare to get up without permission.

"Do you want to go back to the Horse Mansion first, even if you go back, you can only wait a little less, and you will follow me to the "Returning Void Palace" to receive the king's 'jade' seal, and you must properly arrange the various queens in the harem.

Xu Dong knew that the "imperial mother" mentioned by the old man in black meant Zhao Lun's Zheng, Xigong Niangniang and concubines, and this time he felt even more outrageous, Zhao Lun gave him the throne, did he still have to bring so many 'women'.

"Why, didn't the emperor even deal with this when he left, it seems to be his 'private' business. ”

Xu Dong originally asked himself, but he didn't expect to be heard by the old man.

The old man said, "When the emperor left the palace, he only took away two personal eunuchs, including Gonggong Guo, because the emperor was a monk, so he did not take any of the imperial ladies of the harem." ”

"Oh. ”

The two said, "The emperor also 'handed over' one thing, after you ascend the throne and become the new monarch of Ratuo, you must make the seventeenth princess the queen, and only establish the main palace and not the west palace, and everyone else only has the status of concubines." ”

Xu Dong's face was 'revealed' with displeasure, since you Zhao Lun have retired, you should no longer 'meddle' in the affairs of the palace, if you even interfere in the affairs of the harem, then I will not become your Zhao Lun's puppet.

The old man in black also saw that his 'look' was wrong, and hurriedly made up for it, "Actually, just take Zhao Ke after the emperor, and the emperor can't control other ........" ”

As he spoke, he arrived at the Seventeen Horse Mansion, and the old man in black said, "I'll wait in the 'Void Palace' first, and you will come to the palace in a while, and there are many ministers waiting there." ”

Xu Dong didn't enter the 'door' of the mansion, and the pots, shovels and shovels and Xiao'e knelt at the 'door' to pick up the car, "The emperor is auspicious." Xiao'e couldn't help but laugh after saying auspiciousness.

"Look at you, what are you doing, haven't I officially ascended the throne, I'm still your seventeenth horse master. ”

The pot and shovel said solemnly, "We don't dare, anyway, from now on you are the emperor, and our 'female' master is the queen's mother, how dare a slave treat his master slowly." ”

"Alright, alright, get up. ”

As soon as he entered the room, he saw Zhao Ke put on a queen's outfit, bowed down and saluted him, "The concubine wishes the emperor Jin'an." ”

Xu Dong felt both funny and uncomfortable, and said in his heart, seeing that this thing was 'done', he thought about it, and had to go along with it, so he owed to Zhao Ke and said, "I also wish the queen Jin'an." ”

Then he stepped forward to support the soft and boneless Zhao Ke, "You also took the wrong 'door' and 'medicine', as if you were a different person, you learned the etiquette in the palace so 'forced', not like the seventeenth princess who is willful." ”

"Your Majesty, you are wrong, from today onwards, neither of us is the original self, do you remember the last time I asked the pot and spatula to beat you with three hundred old fists, that was the last time I exercised my rights as a princess. ”