Chapter 001: Go down the mountain and learn to be a person

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Yanzhou Continent.

Mount Tai, the first of the five mountains.

In the fairy-filled Dongtianxuan Mansion, a young girl stared at her eyes as black as grapes, looking at Taishan Niangniang who was playing with shoes with a wooden stick, and frowned slightly: "Niangniang, can I not go down the mountain?"

Taishan Niangniang looked at the Hundred Flowers Fairy beside her: "Fairy, can Xiaocao'er not go down the mountain?"

The Hundred Flowers Fairy shook her head and threw out two words categorically: "No!"

So, empty-handed, the little bird demon Ruicao, who had just successfully transformed for a long time, rode a huge golden eagle and was ordered to go down the mountain to learn to be a person!

On the capital, less than 100 meters away from the Xiangrui Gate in the west of the city, Seocho jumped off the golden eagle.

The two innocent passers-by next to him, A and B, were so frightened by the huge golden eagle that suddenly swooped down from the sky that they almost peed their pants, their legs were weak like boiled noodles, and they sat on the side of the road.

Seocho patted the head of the golden eagle that was more than one person tall: "Xiao Jin, Niangniang asked me to go to the human race to learn to be a person, I have to have a long time and can't take you to play happily, I'm sorry." I hope I'll go back in a while, and you'll be in human form. ”

The golden eagle let out a birdsong like a bell, and the huge bird's head rubbed against Seocho's body, and then flapped its wings and flew into the air.

In an instant, the huge figure of the golden eagle turned into a small black dot, and disappeared in the golden sunlight.

Seocho looked at the innocent passer-by A and B who were scared by the golden eagle and sat on the side of the road, and couldn't help but say to himself: Human beings are timid, and a grasshopper jumping out of the grass can scare them half to death, it's really useless!

Passers-by A and B saw the eagle girl looking at them, showing eyes as if to explore whether this thing was delicious or not, and when they boarded their legs, they felt a hot current in their legs, and their pants emitted a pungent smell that was not very "friendly".

Seocho wanted to ignore passers-by A and B, but suddenly remembered that before she went down the mountain, Taishan Niangniang smiled and issued a warning, saying that she was not allowed to do anything unusual to ordinary people. If the humans find out that she is a demon, they will give her to the Dragon King of the East China Sea as a daughter-in-law.

She's the northern long-tailed, the master of the sky...... Ahem, it's inspirational to be the master of the sky!

How could he be committed to having scales on his body, exuding a fishy smell, and restricting a large number of "antique" beasts to live in suffocating water!

You can't expose yourself to be different from ordinary people, so what should ordinary humans do when they encounter this situation?

Seocho put on a look that he thought was very friendly, took two steps forward, and before he could open his mouth, passers-by A and B, who were sitting on the side of the road, suddenly jumped up from the ground, shouted "You don't want to come", and then screamed "Ahh

Seocho stood in place with a stunned face, looking at the dusty figure with the "map" drawn on her two pants, quickly disappearing from her sight.

"Humans" are really strange creatures, and they always pop up a lot of surprises after you think you know them well enough!

Before, Seocho felt that Taishan Niangniang asked her to go down the mountain to learn that the strength of human beings was not as great as that of demons, that she could not fly without wings and that she could not do witchcraft, that her lifespan was very short, that she had no hair on her body, that she had to rely on putting on and undressing for warmth and coolness, and that she was not troublesome enough every day.

The human woman, in particular, is as fragile as a wicker branch that can be broken when it is broken, and the mud wall that collapses when pushed down is still crying at every turn. Not to mention hunting wild beasts to feed yourself, even when you hear the word beast, you will cry in fright and cry for your mother, and you can't wait to cry for three days and three nights!

However, these two passers-by A and B, who had just been frightened and collapsed on the side of the road like a puddle of mud, and fled like cunning rabbits in an instant, made Seocho suddenly feel that it was no wonder that human beings were called the most complex and magical creatures on the Yanzhou Continent.

Learning how to be a person is probably the hardest subject she faces!

Seocho silently took out a small notebook from her bosom, used a pen made of wild pheasant feathers, and wrote a paragraph on the title page: The bewildered behavior of human beings!

Article 1: Human guts seem to have the function of becoming bigger and smaller!

Seocho took the small book back into his arms, biting a dogtail grass, and stepped into the city with bright eyes, and the prosperity of Luo Qi went to the capital.

On the bustling streets, there was a shouting and shouting one after another. Seocho also doesn't understand this kind of hot way of buying and selling, like demons, when they are hungry, they go hunting, and when they are thirsty, they drink spring water, and they really have no desire to shop.

So, Seocho ignored the surrounding affairs and walked straight to the wooden mansion in the north of the city.

Taishan Niangniang said that the eldest lord of Mufu had received her favor, and Seocho went down the mountain to learn how to be a person for a period of time, so he had to stay in Mufu honestly.

The vermilion riveted gate of the Mufu mansion, with two majestic stone lions at the door, looks no different from the mansion of ordinary officials and businessmen in Shangjing.

It's just that the next door is very lively, with a lot of people around, and white mourning flags hanging on the tall door.

Seocho doesn't know much about human funeral culture, so she habitually took out a small notebook, glanced around at the crowded scene, and wrote down the second clause on the small notebook: Human beings live in groups because they love to be lively!

Adhering to the concept that the Hundred Flowers Fairy teaches learning to be integrated, Seocho decided to follow the example of "normal humans" and go with the crowd to see the excitement.

So, she took two steps closer to the noisy crowd, and suddenly heard a piercing scream comparable to killing a pig from the courtyard: "Fraud the corpse, cheat the corpse, the eldest lady cheat the corpse!"

The crowd of onlookers exploded at once, and they were all afraid of death and squeezed into the door, quite a kind of fearless enthusiasm to send people's heads.

Looking at the lively crowd, it is as chaotic as if they are grabbing free goods, and Seocho, who is afraid of being stepped on, jumps left and right to dodge flexibly.

At this moment, her sensitive ear, in the midst of a crowd of screams that were worse than ghost screams, caught a woman's self-talk: "Oh my God! Where is this, how am I here?" Ahhhh Ahhhh......h Ahh......h Ahhh

The woman's frantic screams, as if her throat had been torn apart, gradually became hoarse!

Seocho, who has extremely sensitive five senses, can hear it very clearly, but unfortunately, she can't understand a word!

Looking at the lively and restless crowd, emitting a sour smell of sweat, Seocho only went down the mountain for a quarter of an hour, and began to miss Mount Tai, where the sun shines through the fragrance of grass and trees.

How could the screams of human beings be so harsh, and the ghosts and wolves were willing to bow down. Ruicai began to reflect on his ridicule of the crow demon's ugly voice, he was still not deeply involved in the world, and he had to apologize to his crow brother when he went back!

It was time to retreat, and Seocho took a step back.

Suddenly, a cry of pain sounded behind him: "Ah, you stepped on my foot." ”

When Seocho turned around, she saw a teenager who was about the same age as her, but was actually hundreds of years younger than her, and asked her with bared teeth, "Did you go out without eyes?"

Seocho raised his hand and touched his eyes, found that everything was fine, and replied, "I took it out, didn't you see it? Are you blind?"

Seocho's words are not scolding, she really thinks that the young man is blind!

The young man was so angry that his cheeks turned red, and his eyes widened as big as a bull's eye: "You are blind." ”

"I'm not blind, I can see. ”

The bull-eyed boy was slightly stunned when he heard Seocho's answer, looked Ruicao up and down, and said that he was afraid that he was not a fool, so he couldn't help blurting out: "Who are you?"

Seocho's natural beastly acuity made her feel a not-so-friendly aura from the young man's body.

Before the demons fight, they will report to their homes first, "I am the Black Mountain Bear, or I am the Duck Mountain Dog Si'er, challenge you, Taishan Fat Jiu!"

Seocho, who is inspired to dominate the sky like an eagle, is most annoying to be called "Fat Jiu" by others.

Therefore, she usually beats the other party all over the ground without saying a word.

Let those who don't know what to do know know that she is said to be a little fat chirp with sesame stuffed rice balls, but she is the future sky overlord with the strength of the golden-winged Dapeng bird!

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