Chapter 002: Fighting is worse than quail
Faced with a not-so-friendly human bull-eyed boy, Seocho decides that like a normal person, she can't just freeze him into a popsicle with hexology, otherwise she will definitely be tied to a wood and burned to death.
Seocho learned from humans to greet normally, and also asked, "Who are you?"
The bull's-eyed young man's eyes became more and more intense when he looked at the fool: "Are you a starling, learn from me to speak." Also, you're standing at my doorstep and don't know who I am?"
Seocho doesn't like starlings, his cultivation qualifications are too poor, he can only learn to speak, and he is worse than quails in a fight!
"Are you famous?"
The people who know Seocho are very famous, such as the Demon Emperor of the Four Directions, the God of the Eight Directions, and I really don't know the boy in front of me who has been staring at the cow "moo" for some reason!
The young man glanced at Seocho, who looked stupid, and rolled his eyes: "It's really unlucky to meet a fool when I went out." ”
Seocho has limited knowledge of human language and can speak most idioms related to animals, but she knows that "fool" is not a good word, and immediately retorts: "I'm not stupid." ”
When the young man saw that Seocho was stunned, he teased him, hooked the corners of his mouth and asked with a grin, "Then who are you?"
"My name is Seocho. ”
"What are you doing here?"
"My mother asked me to come to Mu Mansion to find Mu Jingzhong, the old man of Mu, and asked him if he still remembered my mother's ...... back then."
Before Seocho could say the words "save his life", the young man turned around and ran towards the house with a frightened face, shouting as he ran: "Mother! Oh no, my father and the illegitimate daughter born in the outer room have come to the door, you come out quickly!"
Seocho pinched the letterhead written by Taishan Niangniang like a dog crawling on his hand, and said in his heart that human beings are really a group that loves to shout, and even though they have not encountered any danger, they call out to the sky and the earth as if there are a hundred and ten thieves who have come to rob his new daughter-in-law who has just passed the door!
Soon, a group of people rushed out from the wooden mansion, and the young man who ran away just now walked in front of a crane-haired old lady with a dragon's head cane, followed by a group of women with shiny eyes, both young and old!
A woman with a very high tone, wearing an exaggerated embroidered flower dress, and the flowers were so full that she looked like a huge man-eating flower, for fear that others would not hear her voice, so she shouted loudly: "Hey, let me see, what does the daughter of the uncle's outer room look like?"
As she spoke, the woman took the lead in rushing to Seocho's body, like a spinning top that had been pumped away, and circled around Seocho "dripping and slipping", smiling as if eight hundred chrysanthemums were blooming on her face, and her eyes kept looking at Seocho up and down, her eyes were like looking at a hairless female orangutan, blooming with a curious light that made people feel a hundred times more burdened!
Immediately afterward, another slender and tall woman with jewels on her head, as if she was wearing the entire jewelry box on her head, shook three times as if she was drunk, and twisted to the front of Seocho. It's really more twisted than the long snake banshee on Mount Tai, and she is not afraid of flashing to her waist, and as soon as she opens her mouth, she will "tsk" endlessly, as if she has a spring in her mouth.
"Tut-tut, this girl looks good, but she dresses too dirty. But I said, looking at this child's handsome and small appearance, I know that her mother is a big beauty, no wonder it will hook our family's righteousness, and the big man who can't be touched by thunder is moved. ”
The woman in the flower-embroidered skirt immediately smiled and responded: "Hey, my sister is right, I guess this girl's mother flew a wink at me, and I have to be tempted." ”
The two women were chattering around Seocho, so excited that they could see the decayed back molars and comment on Seocho with surprise on their faces, as if they had seen a female orangutan insulting a wild boar.
Seocho "can hear", these two women are praising her and Taishan Niangniang for their good looks!
Taishan Niangniang was born like a demon like a peach blossom, and she is indeed a first-class good-looking fairy in the world, not at all like an age that has been tens of thousands of years old.
As for her, in addition to the bald old eagle with a hairless butt on the mountain, and the black eagle with not very good eyes, who praised her for her good looks, the rest of the birds and beasts all praised and worshiped cranes, peacocks and nightingales. There are even bird demons who have no vision to say that wild mandarin ducks are better looking than her!
I really never thought that these human women, who are noisier than sparrows and have a face as thick as brushing a wall, still have some vision!
"Bang", the crane-haired old lady with a dragon's head crutch slammed the crutch to the ground: "When did the concubine room of the second family's become so unruly?"
When Murong Shi, the lady of the second room of the Mu Mansion, heard this, her face immediately turned black as if Bao Gong: "Hua family, Liu family, you two are not crazy." You are chewing the root of your tongue outside the house, and be careful that I cut your tongue. ”
The Hua family, who was wearing a hundred flower skirts, and the Liu family, who was wearing a jeweled head, were the second and third concubine rooms of the second master of Mufu.
Seocho didn't understand what this kind of eye cramp seemed to mean by squeezing her eyebrows and making her eyes, so she covered her mouth and snickered curiously, and wrote all over her face that we would look at the lively Hua and Liu who didn't speak.
The young man who was in a hurry before said to a middle-aged woman with frowning eyebrows beside him: "Mother, it was this girl who said that her mother asked her to come to my father, it must be my father's illegitimate daughter who was living outside, and now she is coming to the door." The child said that my father has always been mysteriously not coming home recently, and it must be no good thing, you and grandmother still don't believe it, but now it's okay, the wild seeds have come to the door!"
The young man chattered as if he had a perpetual motion machine in his mouth, and the old lady with crane hair slammed the dragon's head on crutches, and looked at Seocho with bright eyes: "What is your name, what is your mother's name, why did you come to Mufu?"
Originally, the Hundred Flowers Fairy prepared some lines for Seocho, who was not proficient in human language, for her to memorize, and when she saw someone from Mufu, she just asked her to follow it.
Mainly, the Hundred Flowers Fairy is afraid of Ruicao, who is not good at words, and her words are amazing, scaring one or two people from Mufu to death.
It's just that the Hundred Flowers Fairy never expected that Seocho would be bombarded by the ladies of the Mufu Mansion and forget everything she taught at once. He took out the letter from his bosom and handed it over.
The young man stared at the letter in Seocho's hand, and immediately glared at a pair of bull's eyes, and jumped to his feet in anger: "Grandmother, mother, look, the outer room is also shameless, and even wrote a love letter to my father, the child has to tear up this letter and this girl today." ”
As he spoke, he rolled up his arms and sleeves, and he wanted to do it!