smoke cage cold water moon cage sand,

Night park Qinhuai near the restaurant.

The merchant girl does not know the hatred of the country,

Across the river, he still sings the flowers of the backyard.

———— "Bo Qinhuai" • Du Mu

At this time, Guo Pu was drunk, he put down the wine jug in his hand, stood up slowly, and walked under the tree step by step. Suddenly, he unbuttoned his pants and put them down. "Damn, what kind of operation is this?" Tang Feng and the old rock rat on the side stammered, looking at it one by one, feeling that this fairy is really dissolute if it is not serious, admire, admire......

After letting go of the small relief, Guo Pu returned to his seat in a daze, and as soon as he reached out and grabbed the old rock rat on the bluestone table in his palm, he opened his mouth to bite it down. Frightened, the old rock rat kept kicking his legs and squeaking, and said: "The gods spare their lives, the gods spare their lives, aren't you always a vegetarian, what are you going to do?" Hearing the old rock rat shout, Lao Guo stopped his mouth, turned the old rock rat in his hand and watched it over and over, and said: "Hey? The feathers of this roast chicken have not been plucked clean." With that, he stretched out his hand to pluck the hair of the old rock rat.

Tang Feng looked at it from the side, what is this doing, this guy is so crazy that he is drunk, and hurriedly snatched the old rock rat from Lao Guo's hand, and then said: "Old fairy, you haven't said it yet, how did you deceive other people's maidservants." ”

Lao Guo drunken eyes and said: "Hey, what are you robbing me of roast chicken, quickly bring it to me and make me wine." ”

Tang Feng hugged the old rock rat in his arms and said, "Let's tell the story first, the feathers of this roast chicken are not plucked clean, and you will have diarrhea if you eat it." ”

"Hmm...... That's right, tell the story, where did you just come from?" asked Lao Guo.

"Say that you are lustful by nature and deceive other people's maidservants, and that's it. Tang Feng replied.

Lao Guo stared at Tang Feng and said: "You are a child's fart, who said that Lao Tzu is lustful by nature? At that time, the world commented that I was eight big characters, I didn't pay attention to appearance, I was addicted to alcohol and lust, do you understand? This is the original words, what does it mean to be lustful, right?"

"Yes, yes, this is the style of your old fairy Guo," Tang Feng praised falsely.

Lao Guo's eyes were hazy for a while, and his memory was pulled back hundreds of years ago:

It is said that Guo Pu learned the skills of a body as early as the twenties, in addition to the family heirloom of Yishu, but also inherited the Taoist techniques, which can be described as yin and yang, Qimen, astronomy, feng shui, calendar, divination is omniscient, so it is also quite valued by the imperial court. In terms of divination and derivation alone, even Yuan Tiangang and Li Chunfeng may have to look up to him, but this Guo Pu's personality is too dissolute and he doesn't like to be constrained, so he left the dynasty and traveled all over the world.

In the autumn of this year, Guo Pu traveled to Lujiang County, where the Taishou was named Hu Mengkang, who had been a minister in the same hall with Guo Pu, and was also an old friend. Guo Pu was also addicted to alcohol, so in the banquet, the two of them pushed the cup and drank very happily.

At this time, there was a servant girl standing opposite Guo Pu, this servant girl held a wine jug to pour wine for the two, Guo Pu raised his eyes and felt that this servant girl seemed to have some sense of déjà vu; he secretly looked at it carefully a few times before remembering, oh, it turned out to be his own villager, no wonder it looks familiar.

After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, this Taishou Hu Mengkang put down his wine glass and said to Guo Pu: "Brother Xian, it is not easy for you and me to meet today, there is a reluctant invitation below, I don't know if it is convenient for Brother Xian?"

Guo Pu was drinking, and suddenly Hu Mengkang wanted to ask himself for help, he said: "Brother Hu has something to do. ”

Hu Mengkang said while pouring wine: "I was ordered to be the Taishou, and I have been guarding this Jianghuai generation for many years. A few days ago, Prime Minister Sima Rui ordered me to go to Jiangnan to avoid the war, but I still didn't want to move away, so I asked Guo Xiandi to occupy a position for me to see if I was safe here. ”

Speaking of Guo Pu's hanging, unlike others, it is necessary to prepare a variety of media things. Guo Pu hangs up, and he only needs to pinch his fingers to calculate the yin and yang gossip. I saw him raise his arm and reach out his hand, standing in front of his forehead, his five fingers slightly bent, and his fingers pinched like electricity. In less than five breaths, Guo Pu put down his hand and said to Hu Mengkang: "The shock is terrible, hundreds of millions of mourners, among the Jiulings, don't chase them." ”

Hu Mengkang put down the wine glass and asked Guo Pu, "What is the meaning of this hexagram?"

Guo Pu said: "This hexagram, the first nine masculine is just progressive, symbolizing the beginning of the vibration, ninety-two is close to the ninth day of the first month, with softness and rigidity, the impact is the greatest, and there is nowhere to stay." Brother Hu listened to what the virtuous brother said, and only by going to Jiangnan according to what the prime minister said could he escape this catastrophe. ”

Hu Mengkang laughed and said: "I am a martial artist, how can I avoid it in the chaos of war? With that, he drank the wine in his glass.

Guo Pu saw that this old brother Hu relied on his high city walls and many soldiers and horses, and he was not willing to leave Lujiang County at all, so it was inconvenient to persuade him more; there is a way that life and death are fate, and success or failure is in the sky, it seems that this Hu brother is destined to end up in defeat.

After the banquet, Guo Pu wanted to leave this place, and when he saw this servant girl from the same country, Lao Guo felt pity again. He knew that in a few days, the place would fall into the chaos of war, and if he did not rescue this fellow countryman, she would surely die in a foreign land. So, Lao Guo shook his body, rubbed his head and said, "It's really hard to drink, I got dizzy just after drinking this little wine......

Hu Mengkang instructed both sides: "Help Brother Guo Xian to go to the room to rest." ”

When he arrived in the guest room, Lao Guo fell asleep with a drunken body; it was almost dusk, Lao Guo opened his eyes and got up, and came to the courtyard alone; he reached out and took out a small cloth bag from his arms, grabbed a handful of beans from the cloth bag, and silently recited a mantra in his mouth, and sprinkled the beans around the courtyard as he walked.

That night, a red mist suddenly rose around Hu Mengkang's mansion, and dozens of red-clothed imps kept grinning and wailing in the mist. At first, Hu Mengkang didn't believe it, but when he came to the courtyard, he found out that it was really haunted, so he hurriedly sent someone to invite Guo Pu.

At this time, Guo Pu was pretending to sleep in the room, and when he heard the government soldiers calling the door, he knew that it was done. So he came to Hu Mengkang's approach with the soldiers, looking at these wailing ghosts, Lao Guo pinched his fingers like electricity, and after a while, he said to Hu Mengkang: "This matter is because of a servant girl in your mansion, she killed too much in her previous life, and now the evil ghost has come to ask for her life." Tomorrow at noon, all you have to do is take her twenty miles to the southeast and sell it, and the youkai will disappear on its own. Remember, don't bargain with the buyer. ”

"Come, call me all the maidservants," Hu Mengkang ordered.

After a while, all the maidservants in Hu's mansion gathered in the courtyard. Hu Mengkang asked, "Brother Xian, look at it, which maid is it?"

Lao Guo walked twice in front of the maidservants, and finally pointed with his hand and said, "It's her......"