Volume 1 Entering the Rivers and Lakes Chapter 18 Rat Dao People, Wishful Thinking
"Hug Puzi • Inner Chapter • Jindan" cloud: "The five grains of the husband can still live, the people who get it will live, and the people who will die if they are absolutely extinct, and the high-grade magic medicine, its benefit to people is not ten thousand times that of the five grains." Fu Jindan is a thing, and the longer it is burned, the more wonderful the change will be. Gold into the fire, two hundred refining will not disappear, buried in it, immortal. Taking these two medicines can refine people's bodies, so they can make people immortal.
Under the big tree, in front of the green jade table, two people and one mouse:
At this moment, Tang Feng held his chin with both hands, and listened to Lao Guo talk about the romance of his youth with relish. "And what about later?" Tang Feng and the old rock rat asked at the same time.
"Later, what later? No later, that handmaid was bought by someone for five cents and let her go back to her hometown. ”
"In that case, you're not like the world says you're an uprising, so why don't you explain it to others?"
"I'll explain a yarn explanation, tired or not, what others say about me is someone else's business, only I know what I want to do. If you care about what others say all day long, then you can only live the way others see you in the end. And I was born as a human being, so why should I live as others see me? Why can't I be who I want to be?
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, this is starting to twist tongue again, but it does sound reasonable, Tang Feng and Rock Rat praised.
Suddenly, Guo Pu's mouth opened, "Vomit~"
"Damn, isn't it, the immortals will vomit if they drink too much?" Tang Feng hurriedly dodged to the side.
Guo Pu laughed and said, "Teasing you, look at you scared, isn't it fun?"
"Damn, you've been here by yourself for hundreds of years, haven't you?" Tang Feng said.
"Alright, alright, that's all for today. Lao Guo spit out a burst of wine mist into his mouth in mid-air, and after the wine mist was spit out, this Lao Guo returned to his usual color, and said seriously: "I taught you the art of wind and body, how many layers have you practiced?"
Tang Feng looked at Lao Guo and shouted with a smug face: "Go you~"
I saw a "whoosh" sound, Tang Feng rose from the ground; Lao Guo looked up, this kid had already jumped into the air; only to hear him say again: "Turn around at will, move with your heart, go to you~" In mid-air, Tang Feng's body was like lightning, folding a few beautiful arcs in the sky, leaving only a few afterimages behind him, which looked very majestic.
"Well, it's not bad, I've practiced to the second level, chasing the wind and catching shadows, it seems that the credit of this thunder snail is not small, so soon it will let you go to the sky; ”
Tang Feng's mind turned, his body fell rapidly in the air, and when he was about to land, he took another breath and landed steadily beside Lao Guo. Said proudly: "How is it, this little fairy is okay, right?"
"Trash, if it weren't for the old rock rat that gave you that three-thousand-year-old demon pill, maybe where you would be cool now. ”
"I ...... Don't bring such a shock, I'm so young, I can die with a few words. ”
Guo Pu said with a serious face: "Tang Feng, I heard that you don't know water?"
When Tang Feng heard this, he shivered and said, "Old Guo, what do you mean, you don't want to throw me into the river again, do you?" Let me tell you, I mean that this old river can't go down, the taste is too difficult......
Before Tang Feng's words fell, he felt that his neck was being lifted, and when he looked again, Lao Guo was already standing behind him unconsciously, "Damn, Lao Guo, you put me down first, I'll tell you, I, I, I'...... I've been afraid of water since I was a child, and you'll regret it if you drown me. ”
Lao Guo carried Tang Feng in his hand, and said with a reluctant look on his face: "Boy, let me tell you, in fact, this wind body technique is not only effective on land, but also good in water, as long as you hold your breath and run your body with fetal breath magic skills, plus the speed of the wind body technique, I believe that the old guy in the water can't help you, go you." With that, Lao Guo shook his hand with one arm, and Tang Feng flew out with a whirl.
Tang Feng flipped in mid-air and shouted, "Fuck your uncle, when did you teach me the fetal breath magic skill...... Goo-dong. ”
Lao Guo Yileng said with a blank face: "Didn't I teach you? Oh, it seems that you forgot, so you should be more careful." The old rock rat on the side shook the rat's head and sighed: "This time it's cold." ”
In the cold river water, Tang Feng's eyes were dark and his vision was very blocked, but fortunately, this time he had previous experience, and he took a sharp breath and held it in his chest before entering the water, so as not to drink the old river water.
Although Tang Feng didn't know how to water, he was holding a breath in his chest at this time, only to see him pull his arms down his body, kick his legs down, and his body actually surfaced upward. "Ah...... Poof" He hurriedly changed his breath, his hands fluttered on the surface of the water a few times, and his body began to sink again, just then he suddenly remembered, Lao Guo said that this wind body technique also works in the water, why don't I try it?
At this time, Tang Feng hung in the water with his breath closed, his arms outstretched, and his feet together, because he couldn't say his words in the water, he could only say in his heart, "Go you." "Hmm, what's the situation? I'll go ...... you" Tang Feng shouted in his heart to leave you, but his body still didn't move, and at this time, he couldn't hold his breath anymore. Tang Feng kicked his legs again, ready to surface to take a breath.
At this moment, a black shadow appeared from the bottom of the river, this black shadow lurked under the river to observe Tang Feng for a long time, although I didn't understand what this person was tossing on it, but it seemed to be a little familiar, isn't this the kid who fell into the river last time? Why did it come down again today? Oh, it is estimated that the master threw it down for me to play, think about it, this black shadow is swimming at lightning speed.
At this time, Tang Feng was floating upwards with all his strength, he felt as if something had been kicked under his feet, it was black and he couldn't see clearly, he hurriedly pressed the water and kicked his legs up. Suddenly, a human head rushed in front of Tang Feng, Tang Feng looked at it in the dark, I was a mother, I had forgotten that I was in the water, and a mouthful of river water was poured into my mouth and nose, choking Tang Feng's nose was sour.
Tang Feng fluttered to the surface of the water and scolded on the shore: "Lao Guo, you are fucking losing your conscience, there is a head ...... in this river" Before he finished speaking, he sank into the water again.
On the bluestone table, the old rock rat leaned back with two paws and asked, "Time is running out, right?"
Lao Guo said nonchalantly: "Well, there are still five days, I don't know what this kid will look like when he returns to the world, I really want to see him fifteen years later." ”
"You didn't tell him about that?" asked the old rock rat with a wink of rat eyes.
"Let's talk about it before leaving, I'm afraid this kid will be difficult to accept for a while. Lao Guo looked at the river and said.
"Then you're always going to rank in the immortal class?"
"Maybe go, maybe not. Lao Guo replied.
He continued: "It is said that there are days for mundane things in this world, and I have calculated the life of others for a lifetime, but I still can't let go of this mundane thing, otherwise you will accompany him this time?"
The old rock rat looked at Lao Guo, and then shook the rat's paw and said: "I'll accompany him, you always want to pit me to death, right, the person who should be robbed will suffer seven disasters in his life, I am by his side, I'm afraid I will die happier than him, unless I ......" He rolled his eyes and looked at Lao Guo with a smile.
"You want to turn back into a human body, right, I advise you not to think about it, your demonic qi is almost at the time of the tribulation, how many thunder forces do you think you can resist?"
The old rock rat said: "That human-faced Lingzhi can avoid the thunder tribulation just by relying on the riding cloth in the world, and it is a big deal that I will go to the world to steal thousands of him, maybe I can also resist the seven golden pill tribulations." ”
"You should be so easy to use the horse riding cloth, it must be used in the body of the body to be effective, and you have to absorb hundreds of years of sun and moon essence in a place with sufficient aura, that human face Lingzhi has been tossed for three thousand years to make up so much, and you have practiced the Tao of the world, do you think there is still so much time?
Besides, even if you have the opportunity to pass the Golden Pill Tribulation, then what about after that? You have forgotten that among all things, the cultivation of the human body is the Great Dao, and even if you pass the Golden Pill Tribulation with the demon body, what is registered in the Heavenly Court Book is still the demon position. But if you can accompany him into the world, maybe there will be a chance to correct the immortal path. ”
When the old rock rat heard this, he immediately threw himself to the ground and begged: "Have you always counted anything, if there is such an opportunity, I am willing to take this hard work." ”
Lao Guo said with a smile: "Since I came to this place of Yingzhou five hundred years ago, I have nothing to do, and I have visited this place; one day I found that in the north of Yingzhou, there is a huge coffin under the Qingyu Paste Mountain, and there is a fairy skin in the coffin, which was brought from the world before he ascended; I can't tell you who this person is for the time being, but he can come to Yingzhou with a sanctification in the flesh, and it is conceivable that his Taoism is far better than mine. If you say yes, the future ......."
At this time, the old rock rat's eyes lit up and said, "I'll take this job." ”
On the other side, Tang Feng emerged from the water again, and scolded: "Lao Tzu is going to drown and you are still chatting, my two ancestors will ...... you."