Chapter 217: Not Playing According to the Routine [First Update]
The prisoner smiled contemptuously and said, "I hope in a few days, you can still be so happy." ”
Jiang Li grinned and said, "I hope that in a few days, you can still be so happy." ”
After speaking, the prisoner pointed to the broken building in the distance and said, "You can live in a room where no one lives." Don't disturb other people, can't leave the range of the fence, the rest, feel free. I still have to rush to the live broadcast, I don't have time to take care of you. ”
The prisoner picked up a hoe from the ground and walked away.
Jiang Li subconsciously asked, "What's the name of your old live broadcast?"
The head of the prisoner will not either, and said in a chic manner: "Her Royal Highness the eldest princess of the prison Biluo." ”
Jiang Li: "......"
Regardless of Jiang Li, Jiang Li was also happy, and walked directly to the building, the door of the building had lost half of the door panel because of disrepair, and the black hole inside was like a cave, which was extremely scary.
Entering the building, Jiang Li saw two old men sitting in the corner, looking straight ahead. There were people crying upstairs, and people were shouting something......
Jiang Li grinned and said, "Are you really mentally ill?"
When he went upstairs, Jiang Li saw a madman running back and forth in the corridor, shouting as he ran: "There are monsters, there are monsters! Help......
Jiang Li shook his head and continued upstairs, according to Jing Ying's information, Ma Yuan was in room 409 on the fourth floor.
Pushing open the door of 409, I saw an old man with gray hair sitting in the corner, muttering in a divine voice: "Chicken, not chicken, is it chicken, is not chicken...... Hehe...... Or chickens. ”
This person is Ma Yuan......
Jiang Li looked back at the corridor, and after making sure that no one was paying attention here, he casually closed the door, and then came to Ma Yuan and said, "Ma Yuan?"
Ma Yuan slowly raised his head to look at Jiang Li, and grinned, "Chicken...... What a big chicken!"
Jiang Li raised his eyebrows and said, "Chicken fart, ask you something, what do you ......think about history?" Well, I mean, how much do you know about the real history?"
"Chicken! What a big chicken! hahaha...... What a big chicken!" Ma Yuan suddenly laughed wildly, then suddenly stood up, and ran out.
Jiang Li grabbed it back and pressed it on the stool: "I don't care if you pretend to be it or not, in short, you tell me what you know, and I'll take you out." And, keep you safe. ”
Ma Yuan looked at Jiang Li with drooling: "Chicken...... Hehehe, chicken......"
Heilian smiled: "It's useless, it seems to be really crazy." ”
Jiang Li didn't pay attention to Heilian, but continued to say to Ma Yuan: "If you continue like this, then it's okay, I'll take you out immediately." ”
Ma Yuan continued to repeat the word chicken stupidly.
Jiang Li continued: "Moreover, I will help you freshen up and dress up, and then send a press conference." I will say to the outside world that you are ready to rush out of the rivers and lakes to support the monks of today and correct their names or something. ”
Ma Yuan's strange laughter stopped, and his pupils shrank slightly.
Jiang Li followed: "Guess he, who is standing behind everyone, will come to you?"
Ma Yuan was even more silent.
Jiang Li continued: "I guess he must have come to you, as for the consequences...... Mind my birds, I don't know anything anyway, I should go home to eat and drink, sleep and sleep, and have a beautiful day. ”
Ma Yuan remained silent......
Jiang Li scratched his head, looked at the layout of the room, and said, "Seriously, you pretend to be very similar, but you are a hundred secrets." ”
Then Jiang Li pointed to the tooth jar on the ground and the toothbrush thrown in the corner and said, "This tooth jar is very clean, wash it often?" and the toothbrush, although it is still on the ground, why is it so coincidentally thrown on a piece of paper? There is no ash on the paper, this ...... You don't have bad breath at all, do you? ”
Speaking of this, Jiang Li lowered his voice again and said, "You still know how to brush your teeth, you tell me that you are crazy, don't talk about it......"
Ma Yuan said: "Chicken ......"
Jiang Li rolled his eyes: "Chicken, your uncle, since you don't cooperate, I will do what I say." ”
After speaking, Jiang Li picked up Ma Yuan, pushed open the door and walked out.
As a result, Jiang Li walked out of the door, and saw that the corridor was full of mental illness, one by one with saliva, tilted their heads or smirked at Jiang Li.
Jiang Li sighed and said, "What do you mean? I was stupid a moment ago, but I'm awake at this moment?"
"You can't take him away. The prisoner appeared, and he came to Jiang Li with a hoe.
Jiang Li said: "Why?"
"As I said, this is the tomb of the living dead, and the people who come in have signed contracts, which are equivalent to dead people. How can a dead man crawl out of a tomb?"
Jiang Li smiled and said: "Don't make trouble, just allow you to be the living, don't you allow my brother to blow up the corpse of the dead?" Now I'm a zombie, zombies come out of the tomb and wander around, no problem, right?"
When the prisoner heard this, there were black lines on the door of his head, and he grinned and said, "You are doing this, you are breaking my rules." ”
Jiang Li said: "Be accommodating, it's a big deal, how about I give you a reward for a plane when I go back?"
"What's your uncle! Is it really the old lady's territory that comes casually?" the prisoner roared angrily, and her momentum rose instantly, she was not an ordinary person!
Jiang Li opened his mouth and said, "I'll go, transcendental? No...... You're not a superpower, you're ...... Monk?"
When the prisoner heard this, his eyes shone with a cold light: "You really have a problem, you don't want to get out of here today!"
With the prisoner shouting, the other mental illnesses around him were also cured in an instant, and Jiang Li was surrounded in all directions!
Jiang Li looked at it and was immediately happy: "Oh...... They're all monks. Okay, I'll catch it in a while, give it to the gods, and I'll make a lot of money!"
When the prisoner heard this, he roared angrily: "Death to the thief!"
The next moment......
Jiang Li pressed the prisoner to the ground with one hand, and there was a mental illness lying around him.
Jiang Li asked with a smile, "That's all you can do?"
The prisoner said angrily: "Where is there so much nonsense, you want to kill or chop, just come! want to humiliate me? I frowned suddenly, with your surname." ”
Jiang Li nodded, took out the prisoner's mobile phone, and clicked on the live broadcast software......
Bite!
+5000 Grievance
The prisoner was so frightened that his brows furrowed into Chuanzi, and he said with a crying voice: "Don't, don't...... There's something to say, there's nothing you can't talk about!"
Jiang Li smiled with satisfaction: "That's right, what can't we talk about? ”
Speaking of this, Jiang Li added: "It's too embarrassing to be able to beat others with your hands." ”
Dingdingding......
+100 Grievance
+200 Grievance
+150 Grievance
......
Jiang Li looked at the resentment value around him, and smiled even more happily.
Bite!
+20 Resentment
Jiang Li was stunned for a moment, looked at Ma Yuan on his shoulder, and said with a smile: "You are not very angry?"
Ma Yuan didn't pretend to be dizzy, and snorted: "You birdman's lackey, of course I'm angry." ”
Jiang Li wiped his nose, threw Ma Yuan to the seat on the side, and then said with a smile: "If I say that I have nothing to do with those birdmen, do you believe it?"
"What?!" The group of people lying on the ground, including the prisoners, all crawled up and screamed.
Jiang Li spread his hands and said, "You heard it right, what's wrong?"
Everyone nodded their heads.
Jiang Li said: "Hey...... In that case, I'll have to apply to join them. ”
After speaking, Jiang Li took out his mobile phone.
When everyone saw it, they quickly shouted, "Don't don't...... Do you have something to say?"
"That's right, don't just talk to the birdman on the phone, what do they have to talk about?"
The people on the ground stood up with a roll, some brought chairs to invite Jiang Li to sit down, some brought hot water to invite Jiang Li to drink water, and some people picked up a broken wooden board to fan Jiang Li and acted as an artificial electric fan.
Jiang Li looked at the dozen or so people in front of him, all of them were either skinny or a lot older, and their wrinkled faces were particularly ugly when they smiled.
Jiang Li waved his hand and said, "Okay, don't stand, sit down and talk." ”
When everyone heard this, they all breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that it was okay for the time being.
The prisoner tentatively asked, "Who the hell are you?"
Jiang Li said: "Me...... I'm just an ordinary citizen, and when I'm fine, I raise flowers and plants, occasionally fight two demons, and beat a god or something. ”
When everyone listened to the previous words, one by one they didn't believe it at all, and when they heard the latter words, their eyes lit up.
"Do you really dare to fight the gods? I've seen the news, and the worst of those gods are all catastrophic masters. A thin, bony man shouted.
The prisoner glared at him and said, "Who do you look down on? I'm also a natural disaster? Aren't I also being hammered to the ground?"
Bones laughed and fell silent.
The prisoner said: "I believe you, if you are really a person of the gods, we should be tied up by you to invite merit or we should already be dead people in the same place." It's just that I can't figure it out, why are you here?
The prisoner pointed to Ma Yuan on the edge of the river.
Ma Yuan frowned and said, "He wants to ask me about the history of ancient times...... Real history. ”
Ma Yuan added four words behind him, and when people heard this, they fell silent, and their smiles gradually faded, and the rest were dignified.
Atmospheric consciousness became depressed.
Jiang Li sat cross-legged on the broken chair, crunching as he swayed, and said with a smile: "What? Things in ancient times were so scary? Can they be more scary than your status as a monk? You know, your heads are now valuable, and you can change them into a set of court paladin armor." ”
The prisoner shook his head and said, "We don't know what to tell you, this matter is complicated. ”
Jiang Li said: "It's okay, I have a lot of time, let's talk slowly." ”
After thinking about it, the prisoner said, "Then let's start from the beginning." ”
The prisoner sorted out his words for a moment, and then said, "Actually, the persecution of our monks did not start recently.
Our family is a family of monks, and we have always had cultivation techniques passed down, but according to my grandfather, there have been masters in the cultivation world in the family before, at least not weaker than the current level 5 powerhouses of natural disasters.
But then the world changed, at the end of the Ming Dynasty, science and technology began, with the prosperity of industry, the world is full of factories, and the environment has been greatly damaged and polluted, and the vitality suitable for our cultivation on the blue star is getting thinner and thinner.
It's getting harder and harder for us to practice something.
At the same time, we found that there are some mysterious people on the Blue Star, who have never appeared, but they use various means to drive many transcendent beings to hunt us.
Fearing for our safety, our ancestors established the asylum, claiming that our entire family had hereditary mental illness and that we would have seizures as soon as we reached age. The ancestors used many means to conceal the identity of our monks, coupled with the remoteness and uninhabited nature of this place, as well as the terrifying and desolate atmosphere we created, so that ordinary people did not dare to approach, and strangers disliked it.
In addition, the ancestors have been acting as madmen and fools day after day for generations, which has faded us out of everyone's sight and allowed us to survive.
However, even if the vitality here is relatively strong, as the world changes, the vitality here is getting thinner and thinner, and now there is no way to cultivate at all.
As for them, they are all persecuted monks, and in order to save their lives, they pretended to be crazy and stupid and hid with us.
Of course, we also have some real psychopaths here, after all, we are too tired to act on our own.
However, those ordinary people who are mentally ill have signed a contract with us for the living dead, and as long as they come in, they will not go out again unless they die. And he was so isolated that none of his relatives could come to visit.
This is a relief for many people, after all, family affection is unbearable in front of a madman, sometimes.
And these madmen, in our case, can live a better life than outside.
When they're dead, we'll send them out......
For more than 200 years, many people have regarded our place as a dark and terrifying cemetery. ”
At this time, Ma Yuan said: "Since you came to me, you should know that I have been archaeology for many years, and I have been exposed to many extraordinary things, and I have written them truthfully, thus triggering some taboos." The people I was with at the beginning disappeared one after another, and many people said it was a curse, and anyone who came into contact with those mysterious things would disappear and die alive.
But I'm not reconciled, I've been exposed to so many shocking secrets, and I haven't found the answers yet, and I haven't even been able to pass them on, so I just died, what a loss.
So, I decided to take a gamble.
By chance, I learned about the existence of this place.
So I pretended to be crazy and stupid and asked my family to send me here.
I'm going to bet that it's not some bullshit curse that threatens my life, but some horrible people or creatures!
All I want to do is give them peace of mind.
And there is no place in the world that can give them more peace of mind than here. Because in the eyes of the world, this is a real tomb!
Those who come in and can't get out, even if they are alive, they are like dead, and they will never have any contact with the outside world again, and everything I know will dissipate with the wind.
In fact, I was right.
I pretended to be stupid and crazy day after day, and sure enough, the so-called curse did not come, and I survived to this day. ”
Speaking of this, Ma Yuan smiled bitterly: "I just didn't expect to meet such a strange ...... It doesn't matter if I'm really crazy or fake, I'll just carry it and go......"
Jiang Li said: "Actually, I don't know if you're really crazy or fake, but whether you're real or fake, just carry it out." ”