The crow grinned, "This ...... This...... Well...... Have you flipped it?"

Jiang Li shook his head: "No." ”

The crow lit a cigarette and said meaningfully, "Try it next time...... I can't stop feeling like that. ”

Jiang Li: "......"

Jiang Li said: "I'm quite used to eating barbecue, how about roasting a bird?"

The crow hurriedly shouted, "Boss, boss...... Don't get excited. I flipped the table, but the bosses of that street liked me. ”

Jiang Li frowned, he didn't believe it at all, every time you go, you turn people's tables, bad people's business, and people still like you?

The crow said, "Really, I flipped the table, but I lost money." As much as is destroyed, they will be compensated. And there was a little devil who was making trouble there a while ago, and I also overturned him, protecting all the bosses' business from being disturbed. Now that little devil is still hanging on the buster, I don't know how many customers they have attracted.

Now that street is covered by me, and as I walk across, who doesn't know that I'm Brother Crow? Now I don't have to pay for food. ”

Jiang Li was speechless for a while, and he suddenly realized that with his IQ, he didn't know how to evaluate the crow's behavior.

Do you say he's involved in the dark?

This guy is just fighting demons, he should eat, he should pay for it, he flipped the table and lost money.

The point is that the locals like him.

You say he's not involved in the dark, right......

Why is it not that you don't have to spend money to eat, flip the table, draw the floor, and pretend to be forced?

Is there a difference in the results?

Jiang Li rubbed his eyebrows, patted the crow and said, "Okay, I don't care about this matter for now." Tell me, why is Daha so hungry? Look at his eyes, they're all green. ”

The crow suddenly coughed in embarrassment and said, "That...... This one...... Haha, hahaha...... How about I take you to dinner? I recently found a restaurant where thieves are delicious. ”

"Get out!" Da Ha opened his mouth and scolded, and then continued to look at Jiang Li pitifully.

Jiang Li patted him helplessly on the head and said, "Okay, don't mess with crows in the future, you go to the store to be a mascot." In the future, your food will be under the care of Chen Ya and Du Xiaoling. Attentive ...... girls"

As soon as Daha heard that it was like an amnesty, he ran away.

After a while, I heard the laughter of cheerful girls and a terrible dog barking from the fire demon theme hotel in Jiangzhong......

When Jiang Li walked to the gate, he saw more than a dozen bows on Daha's head, and he ran out with a roll, but Du Xiaoling grabbed the dog's tail and dragged him back.

Jiang Li looked at the few marks on the ground that were grabbed by Da Ha, as well as his desperate eyes, shook his head, and floated away.

Walking on the road, Jiang Li suddenly felt that he didn't drive a car after he bought it, as if he was ...... It's a bit unreasonable, so he decided that when he comes back, he must no longer be lazy, and he must go to a driving school to get his driver's license.

Jiang Li sent Qianmo to the kindergarten, and in the face of this child who had not come for several days, the kindergarten teacher was also helpless.

"How did you behave as a parent?" the kindergarten teacher reprimanded as soon as he saw Jiang Li.

Jiang Li hurriedly corrected: "It's not a parent, my brother ......"

When the teacher heard this, he became even more angry: "Brother, my brother can't spoil his sister so much? Next time you fish for three days and dry nets for two days, come silently, and leave silently, you better take the child back." I wonder how scared we are when we find out that there are fewer children every morning?"

Jiang Li made repeated compensation, so he appeased the teacher.

The teacher was still angry, and when she wanted to continue to say something, she found that someone was pulling her skirt, and when she looked down, she saw Qianmo take out a gun and say to her, "Can we say less?"

The teacher immediately shut up and coughed dryly, "Your child's toys are very realistic?"

Boom!

A gunshot rang out, and Qian Mo blew the smoke on the muzzle: "This toy is indeed quite realistic." ”

The teacher was about to cry on the spot, and looked at Jiang Li pitifully and said, "This and this, this ......"

Jiang Li was also helpless, confiscated Qian Mo's gun, and then thought about it, there were more weapons in this little thing's pocket. The pistol was still the least powerful, and she didn't have to play with it, so she couldn't figure out what to do. That's scary......

So Jiang Li stuffed the gun into the puffed Qian Mo's hand again, patted her head and said, "You have to be obedient in the future." ”

"Hey. Qianmo and the teacher said in unison.

Jiang Li was speechless for a while, looking at the poor teacher, this is Bacheng who regarded Jiang Li's words as a threat to her.

What could Jiang Li say? The explanation was not clear, so he simply turned around and left......

At that moment, Jiang Li saw that the other parents had just left, and their children were pitifully calling for their mother and wanting to go home.

Look at him again, the teacher is about to call him dad......

After three and a half hours of plane, Jiang Li finally landed at Baipu Airport, and when he got off the plane, Jiang Li only felt comfortable all over his body.

"It's like spring all year round, and the summer breeze is cool and cold. The people here are so happy......" Jiang Li sighed from the bottom of his heart.

Hei Lian didn't feel anything, but her eyes lit up as she looked at a flower cake shop in the airport, and pointed over there and said, "Hey, hey...... Jiang Li, that one smells very good. ”

Jiang Li also looked at it and said, "Flower cake? I know, I heard that it is made of various flowers and baked." This is a very characteristic delicacy here in Baipu, and I haven't eaten it either, since it is sold here......"

Black Lotus smiled when she heard this.

Then he listened to Jiang Lidao: "Then let's take a look." ”

Heilian's face suddenly darkened: "What do you mean to just look at it? It's all here? Why don't you buy some and try it?"

Jiang Li was not moved at all, and continued to walk forward, saying as he walked: "Are you stupid? Airports, railway stations, and passenger stations, you can buy things in this kind of place? If you want to eat authentic food, you have to go and find it. ”

When Hei Lian heard this, she nodded slightly, agreeing with Jiang Li's words.

When the two got out of the airport, Jiang Li called a taxi, and then handed over the address that Jing Ying gave him to the other party.

When the taxi driver saw it, he immediately frowned and said, "Go here?"

Jiang Li said, "Is there a problem?"

The taxi driver was a little embarrassed and said, "This place, seriously, I don't want to go a second time if I go to it once." This place is so panicked......"

Jiang Li said curiously: "Isn't it just a mental hospital?"

The taxi driver said, "Forget it, I can't tell, anyway...... It felt very, very bad. ”

After saying that, the taxi driver drove the car.

Three hours later, Jiang Li and Hei Lian were standing at the door of the Colorful Cloud Mental Hospital, with a large rusty lock on the rusty iron door. I don't know how many years this lock hasn't been opened, as if it's all rusted to death.

In the large courtyard behind the iron gate, moss and weeds were everywhere, and the buildings farther away were crawling with creepers, and a few old locust trees and a huge banyan tree blocked the view, so that people outside could not look directly at the scene inside the building.

Black Lotus said: "This ...... Deserted, huh?"

Jiang Li also felt that it was deserted, but now he was a master of art and bold, so he was not afraid at all, and he stretched out his hand and was ready to tear the lock in to take a look.

At this moment, a voice sounded: "Is there something?"

Jiang Li was startled, only to see a white-haired old woman suddenly come out from behind the wall next to the gate, the old woman's skin was wrinkled, her rough skin was like orange peel, and her eyes were quite neutral, but they were definitely not big, and they were a little muddy.

Jiang Li said: "My friend lives here, I'll come to see him." ”

"Look, you don't know what this place is, do you?" asked the old woman.

Jiang Li wondered, "Isn't this a psychiatric hospital?" I'll see a patient, no problem, right?"

The old woman's hoarse voice let out a laugh, the laughter was a little harsh, the barren mountains and mountains, the dilapidated courtyard, and the old man with a scary appearance and a strange voice, really added a bit of panic out of thin air.

The old woman said, "The mental hospital? That's right, but we prefer to call it the Tomb of the Living Dead." The people who come here are the living dead who don't want to have contact with the outside world anymore, they are alive, and their hearts are dead. If you enter here, you will not meet any outsiders unless you die and attend a funeral. So, you better go. ”

Jiang Li was stunned, he really didn't know this, but he had come from all over the world, how could he just go?

Jiang Li leaned over and said, "Isn't the tomb of the living dead also filled with living people? Moreover, if the tomb collapses, isn't it a violent corpse wilderness in advance?"

The old woman said unhappily, "What do you mean?"

Jiang Li said: "I don't mean anything else, I'm a good person." After you let me go in to see a friend, I'll help you fix it up when I go back, and I'll make the building new, and the walls will be thickened for you, and we'll replace the power grid on there with 100,000 volts. There is also this broken door, let's replace it with an electric one with a camera, and install a big screen for you at the door, whoever comes, you don't have to run to the door to take care of him, just video call, let him get out. ”

The old woman smiled when she heard this: "Your suggestion is good." ”

Jiang Li smiled: "Yes, so it's done?"

The old woman shook her head and said disdainfully: "The suggestion is good, but I don't need you to donate money, I can make my own money to repair here." ”

Jiang Li pouted and said, "Don't be funny, you always make money? You really have this ability, this has been repaired a long time ago, and you still have to wait until now? Moreover, you are old, what can you do when you go out? Besides, you don't seem to be able to get out, right?"

The old woman said: "Ignorance, who said that if you can't get out, you won't be able to make money?"

Jiang Li said: "Stock speculation?"

The old woman said: "That's a money-paying business, how can it make money?"

Jiang Li said: "Then you are always?"

The old woman puffed up her chest proudly and said, "Do you know the live broadcast? I'm an anchor." ”

"What? anchor? you're always an anchor? you...... Is anyone watching?" Jiang Li couldn't help but laugh.

The old woman snorted and said: "Ignorance! Although I am old, I am beautiful, but as soon as I open my face, I will grind the skin, whiten, lengthen the legs, slim down, enlarge the breasts, lift the buttocks and then improve the body curve, with the voice changer to adjust the loli sound, I twist my waist casually, and the side song god has a lot of stinky fools and dead fat houses to reward me, and I am afraid that I will not need my money for a few months to repair a broken yard." ”

Jiang Li was dumbfounded when he heard this, the original environment here, coupled with the voice and appearance of the old woman, was like filming a ghost movie.

As a result, after the old woman's call, the ghost movie immediately turned into a happy ghost comedy.

Looking at the proud old woman, Jiang Li thought of this long scene of the old woman twisting her waist and lifting her hips like the scene of a car accident, and suddenly only felt that her internal organs were spinning, and she almost vomited out last year's Chinese New Year's Eve dinner.

The old woman seemed to see what Jiang Li meant, so she took out her mobile phone disapprerovingly, opened the WeChat circle of friends, showed Jiang Li, and said, "See?

Jiang Li subconsciously glanced at it, and saw the photo on it, white and beautiful, melon seed face, big eyes with a bit of confusion and vicissitudes, a black linen dress, long legs, and a small waist, not to mention, it is really a bit of a bohemian and uninhibited woman, which is really charming.

But looking at the appearance of the body, Jiang Li subconsciously muttered: "I'm Cao...... The feeling of a monster transformation. ”

The old woman glared at Jiang Li fiercely and said, "So, now, can you go?"

Jiang Li replied decisively: "Don't go!"

The old woman said: "I've seen a lot of you like me, don't you go, right? Then you can stay here!"

After saying that, the old woman turned around and was about to leave.

Jiang Li hurriedly shouted: "Don't worry, don't invest, I'll ...... Can I join you?"

The old woman was stunned for a moment, obviously she didn't expect Jiang Li to say such a thing, and then she smiled evilly: "You are still young, are you sure, you want to come in and be a living dead?" You have to understand that once you come in, unless you die, you ...... You won't be able to get out. ”

Jiang Li shook his head and said, "It doesn't matter if you can't get out, I mainly want to feel what it's like to be a living dead." ”

"Don't you regret it?" the old woman: "This is not a joke, you have to come in, sign the contract first, and everyone will treat you like a dead person in the future...... The dead cannot leave the cemetery. ”

Jiang Li shook his head and said, "I don't regret it, I definitely don't regret it." ”

Hei Lian said to Jiang Li in her heart: "I'm grass, are you crazy, go in and be a living dead?

Jiang Li ignored him, but looked at the old woman unswervingly.

Seeing Jiang Li's resolute attitude, the old woman nodded and said, "I am the grave keeper here, you can call me a prisoner." Since you insist on being the living dead, come in...... Stepping through this door, life and death are divided. ”

As he spoke, the prisoner opened a small door next to the door.

Jiang Li stepped in without saying a word, and entered the courtyard, and the feeling of desolation and dilapidation became clearer.

The prisoner brought a contract and handed it to Jiang Li, Jiang Li didn't even look at it, and signed it directly.

The prisoner sneered and said, "From now on, you will be a dead man." ”

Jiang Li said disapprerovingly: "This feels really good." ”