Chapter 5: A Fragrant Belly
"If you want to beat me, just how many of you?"
Lin Fan felt a little funny, these little brothers in front of him who were both internal and mental skills, and they were not qualified to learn external skills, so they dared to beat themselves now, I was afraid that it was Shi Lezhi.
Thinking of this, Lin Fan looked at the basin of water soaked in the stinking clothes in the distance, and thought about it.
He's going to teach these little kids a lesson.
Lin Fan roared angrily and rushed towards these children, these beginner disciples glanced at each other, they didn't expect Lin Fan to be so reckless, they dared to pounce up, they were a little stunned, I didn't know whether to find fault with themselves or the other party.
While everyone was stunned, Lin Fan suddenly made a sharp turn and rushed towards the basin of water.
Everyone's faces turned green suddenly, they had fully seen Lin Fan's sinister intentions, and immediately scattered and fled.
Hey, it's late!
Lin Fan smirked, pulled out the disgusting clothes in it, threw it at an inner disciple, and directly covered the other party's head. Although it was soaked for a day, the clothes still smelled very good, and this split head and face covered the inner disciple's body, like a mountain of covering the other party, and the other party fell directly to the ground, foaming at the mouth.
There is no way, not everyone can tolerate such a big smell, otherwise Lin Fan would not have been kicked out of the disciple hall and lived by himself in the back mountain.
Lin Fan's feet secretly transport internal force to the Yin stilt acupoint, this is the acupuncture point for improving the body, Lin Fan has heard about it in the lecture hall, and he has also consulted Senior Brother Longda in his spare time, and it finally comes in handy at this moment!
Lin Fan took out his inner pants while chasing, and threw the entrance disciple who was close to him with disgusting dirty water.
After all, he just wanted to teach these little ghosts a lesson, and he didn't have murderous intentions, his pants avoided the vital point, and he was pulled on his shoulder, and the other party suddenly became unstable, and one stumbled and fell to the ground.
And four more!
When these four people saw the tragic situation of their two companions, they dared to stay and ran desperately towards the disciple hall, but no matter how fast they were, how could they be as fast as Lin Fan, who was the sevenfold of Bai Hong's heart method?
Lin Fan didn't slow down at all, kicked down a beginner disciple in front of him, and the water that shook violently poured him all over his head, instantly depriving him of his strength, making him lie on the ground crying and vomiting.
And three more!
Although these three people were a little fast, after all, Lin Fan came back from outside. They started running on the back mountain, and they were forced by Lin Fan to run in the wrong direction from the beginning, and now the three of them are almost equal in speed, running side by side.
This made Lin Fan look amused, and he threw the basin forward, and most of the dirty water was poured on the three of them.
Annihilated.
Looking at the screaming people, Lin Fan turned around and walked to his thatched house in a comfortable mood, this kind of stench is not something that can be easily removed by washing, and when the time comes, they will inevitably turn back and beg themselves.
Lin Fan cleaned his hands, carried the three people who were still on his back, removed the three green leaves that had been prepared from the ring, kneaded and scrubbed them, and washed them with water again.
The intestines that have been boiling in the pot for a long time finally show signs of softening at this time, this kind of thing with energy is difficult to cook, but there is an unlimited supply of firewood from Linquanmen, but it is just a matter of waiting a few more days.
Lin Fan took a bone knife to stab out the intestines, sprinkled some ginger powder on the door to remove the taste, and sprinkled some shredded three green grasses on it, and then took out a little salt from the ring, sprinkled some evenly, and put it in a wooden bowl on the side.
The soup boiled out of the intestines is not drinkable, there are all kinds of impurities in it, Lin Fan picked up the pot, walked to the edge of the cliff on the side of the thatched house, and threw out the hot soup.
Although Lin Fan always does such disgusting things, he will never allow his territory to be dirty and messy, especially the unnecessary disgusting smell.
Every time he planned to eat in the back mountain, Lin Fan would dispose of these things while they were hot before starting to eat.
After two years in this business, he has already contracted a very strong spiritual cleanliness.
In front of Lin Fan's thatched house, there is a small fire pit made of mud to keep warm and keep the fire.
There are also two other cooking fires, one for cooking and one for roasting.
This piece of boiled intestines is inedible, because the digestion of the human stomach is still very difficult, and what Lin Fan has to do is to bake it again.
Take a fire from the fire pit and light the barbecue fire. Before the black smoke of the fire had dissipated, Lin Fan took out three bamboo sticks, poked three holes with a bone knife, and pierced the bamboo sticks.
Estimating the time when the black smoke had disappeared, Lin Fan returned to the thatched hut and took out a bowl with a bone lid.
This is the oil that Lin Fan used to refine with the fat of the beast in his spare time, and it must be used for barbecue.
Although there is only a palm-sized intestine, it can be eaten for a week, Lin Fan took out a small row of brushes, dipped it in some oil, brushed the front and back of the intestines twice, and then put it on the fire that no longer emitted black smoke, and the squeak of the barbecue suddenly drifted away with the fragrance.
Lin Fan's throat moved, and he turned his intestines unhurriedly, to bake this thing, you must have enough patience.
You must know that this is a place where the sanitary conditions are backward, so backward that there are worms in the human body.
In the same way, there will be some parasites that can be seen or invisible to the naked eye.
So Lin Fan had to cook for a long time, and then bake for a long time. Although the taste is not as good as in the previous life, it at least reduces the probability of hidden dangers in your body.
After two hours of patient roasting, the stomach still did not smell burnt, but the surface slowly blackened, and the blackened surface appeared densely packed with small white spots.
Lin Fan took out the intestines and replaced them with a pair of bamboo skewers, grilling the intestines is good, but it takes too many bamboo skewers.
At this point, the help of the bone knife is needed, Lin Fan used the bone knife to cut five or six knives on the intestines, and then oiled it again and roasted it on the fire with a bamboo skewer, and for another half an hour, it was basically the same.
"Wow~Ya~Wow~"
There was a fluttering sound in the distance, and without Lin Fan looking back, he knew that the greedy crows were coming again.
Near Lin Quanmen is the Demon Beast Forest, there is often a group of scavenging crows, a year ago, these crows came here without knowing what was going on, and when they saw that Lin Fan had a stomach, they began to steal Lin Fan's stomach.
After a year of fighting with Lin Fan, each time these crows came, they would bring some power stones or other human things to Lin Fan, and Lin Fan would provide them with some cooked intestines.
Lin Fan looked at these crows with sharp noses helplessly, and put the intestines that had been prepared on the barbecue grill, the things he gave the crows to eat were naturally not as good as what he ate, and the method was not very fine, but it was enough to get shiny and energetic stones.