"I haven't been a big brother for many years, I don't love the cold edge of the bed... ”

There were only Fang Baiyu and the acceptance officer in a small house in Pigtou Village, and there was an episode of teasing in his ears, and the young man wanted to laugh when he looked at the cramped and uneasy appearance of Lord Liu, because this Lord Liu was Liu Bei, the county master who had worshiped Bazi in Wushuang City before.

"Huh. "If you want to laugh, you can laugh and laugh, Fang Baiyu really laughed twice, the young man smiled very weirdly, a little insight into the truth, Liu Bei's heart became more and more empty, he couldn't stand still, and knelt down with weak legs.

"Brother, no big brother, I really didn't want to betray you, but at that time, you patted your ass and left a mess, and I really couldn't help it... ”

The middle-aged man is also an acting school, and his current image is like a pirate captain, crying and squirting water in his eyes all the time, and I don't know who thinks the faucet is broken.

Liu Bei cried more and more, Fang Baiyu's face became darker and darker, it turned out that after he and Sister Pomegranate left that day, Zhang Meng and Ruan Heng became monsters in the county government, Liu Bei was injured by Zhang Meng at that time, his eyes couldn't see anything, and when he was rescued, the county ordered Mrs. Jiangliu Zhang Meng, and the monster Fang Baiyu was empty.

It was the officials of the Great Song Dynasty Guantian Prison who saved Liu Bei, and the Guantian Supervisor checked the hundred officials, and Zhang Meng was a member of the sect of the evil sect Gentle Township, and he had already revealed his clues, so the Guantian Supervisor sent the official surnamed Lin to do the internal response, and there were reinforcements behind, Liu Bei was rescued by these reinforcements, and they asked him where Zhang Meng had fled to?

Liu Bei was blind, how could he know where Zhang Meng went? There was no choice but to tell everything about Fang Baiyu, of course it was not a good word, the young man changed from a robber to a murderer in his mouth, and from a murderer to a pervert.

The officials of the Guantian Prison who interrogated him were very satisfied, so in their final report, Fang Bai Yu, a runaway teenager, joined the criminal organization Wenwen Township, while the officials surnamed Lin and Jiang Liu both died at the hands of him and Zhang Meng.

Liu Bei provided information meritoriously, and his daughter was pregnant with Jiangliu's child, which was considered the victim's family, so the reward given to him by the Guantian Prison was very rich, not only was he promoted from the master to the acceptance officer, but also rescued one of the two injured eyes.

"Hehe, I used to be a wanted criminal, and now I should be a wanted criminal, big brother, why don't you hand me over now, right? Otherwise, if I can't think of killing another acceptance officer or something, won't the crime be even greater?" Fang Baiyu said to the middle-aged man with an expressionless face.

"Even if you lend me a hundred guts, I don't dare, Fang Yingying, you better go away and fly high. Liu Bei kept kowtowing to the young man as he saw his ancestors, he brought three officers and soldiers today, and he was ready to play mahjong on the road boringly, these people were okay to scare the people, Fang Baiyu was a fierce man who had broken through the Wushuang City Gate, and these pieces of material were not enough for the young man to stuff his teeth.

"No, I'm still going to join the football team in Field County, and since you're not going to report me, you're going to help me cover it up. "Fang Baiyu's anger is actually pretended, Nantianmen wants to kill him, and the young man will still be afraid of the wanted warrant of the Great Song Dynasty's official mansion? But in this way, the name Fang Baiyu can't be used, and he has to take a stage name.

"Remember my name is Gao Yu, you explain to me the people outside, it's okay if it's okay, I'm good, and it's you who is unlucky in case something happens. Fang Baiyu said that Liu Bei's face was a little darker, and after the young man finished speaking, he was already as black as an African chicken.

"I'm going to miss you. Waving goodbye, it was already afternoon, and Fang Baiyu left Pig's Head Village under the welcome of many villagers.

"Grandpa, why did Fang Gongzi suddenly become Gao Gongzi? I don't quite understand. Seeing the carriage carrying Liu Bei and the young man leaving, Shi Jianqiang asked the old man beside him in confusion.

"Do you care if his surname is Fang or Gao? Go to Chenzhuang and buy a rooster, raise it well this time, if you are taken away by a weasel again, see if I will spare you." ”

The old village chief slapped his grandson away, and dispersed the villagers, leaving Shi Dongqiang alone at the entrance of the village.

"The wheels of fate are turning again. The old village chief's expression suddenly became a little melancholy, and it felt as if he had eaten ten catties of pig's head meat and had not digested it.

The capital of Tianjian County is in White Horse City, and there is a White Horse Mountain outside the city, and the mountain is full of grass, which is undoubtedly very suitable for grazing, in fact, this is the largest pasture in the north of the Great Song Dynasty.

Near the mountain, there are cows everywhere, bulls, cows, Mengniu, red cattle, cows,

In the room, a young red-clothed official sat on the Taishi chair, and a dozen Tsing Yi officials sat on either side below.

"Brother Liu, you don't seem to be very good. Fang Baiyu and Liu Bei lined up in the corridor outside the building to wait for the meeting, the White Horse Mountain that they arrived at last night, dealt with it all night at the post station under the mountain, and they were announced here early in the morning without breakfast, and these people inside were snacks and tea themselves, and they were punished here, and the young man's expression became more and more unhappy.

"Hero, don't say a few words, Lord Chen doesn't like others to make loud noises. ”

Looking at the middle-aged officers and soldiers everywhere with cold sweat on their heads, what kind of place did this guy think?

"The surname Chen is a county guard at such a young age, needless to say that he either has a good father or a good wife, he won't be Chen Shimei, right?" Fang Baiyu looked at the official very much like Edison Chen.

"How do you know?" Liu Bei trembled as if he had been possessed by teasing, and he suddenly had a terrible conjecture in his heart, the young man wouldn't be here to kill Chen Shimei, right?

When the middle-aged man was chatting with Fang Baiyu, the red-clothed official in the room was holding a teacup and posing on the seat, pretending to be tired, and he decided to do something serious: "Let's talk about chickens first." ”

"Bang bang, my lord is wise. A dozen officials below gave a standing ovation before sitting down.

"Our Tianjun County has achieved a good result of 18th place in the Great Song Fighting League in the first half of the year, which is inseparable from your efforts, of course, the most important thing is the wise leadership of this official. Chen Shimei said this, and a Tsing Yi official below raised his hand tremblingly.

"Zhang Tongju said that this official has always been good. The field warden glanced at the man who had raised his hand.

"Lord Chen, there are a total of eighteen teams in the league, and our Tianjun results are already at the bottom. "That Zhang Tongju is an upright person, he stood up and thought about it for a while, or tell the truth.

Zhang Tongju's opinion was very good, and in order to praise his courage and outspokenness, the official decided to chop him up and feed him to the dogs. ”

Chen Shimei waved his big hand, and two officers and soldiers came out from behind the screen, and when they went up, they couldn't help but say that they would leave with Zhang Tong's sentence.

"Your Excellency has wronged you. Zhang Tongju was taken away by the officers and soldiers, and the rest of the officials gave a standing ovation together: "Bang bang, my lord is wise." ”

Chen Shimei's pet was tied to the door of the lobby, a Chihuahua of about four months, and the two officers and soldiers pressed Zhang Tongju to the dog's side to signal that it was time to eat.

"Whew. The puppy glanced at them with innocent eyes, and then reluctantly licked Zhang Tongju's face.

"Okay, in order to continue to achieve better results, now you can talk about the work, our team's chickens were eaten at the last dinner, so we need new battle chickens. ”

Chen Shimei pointed to a short and fat official and motioned for him to speak first.

"Your Excellency, the chicken you asked for has already been brought. The short and fat officer stood up in a cold sweat and took out a "chicken" from his cuff. "That" chicken. "Hair is like snow, the official didn't hold it, and it flew away from the window.

"What a Zhuang Wenjing, you actually used a pigeon to deceive Lord Chen. An elderly official next to him couldn't help but stand up and reprimand the short and fat official.

"Wen Jing doesn't dare, my lord, I have always been loyal to you, you know. Zhuang Wenjing climbed to the feet of the county guard, secretly took out a brocade box and handed it to him, Chen Shimei took a look at Hongmao medicinal wine.

The sponsor's person, the field keeper nodded and knew what to do.

"Wang Tuiguan, Inspector Zhuang has worked tirelessly to run around for the official, isn't it a flying chicken who can fly? You can't see it and you want to frame him, what use does the official want from you? ”

"Your Excellency has wronged you. Wang Tuiguan was also taken away by the officers and soldiers, and the officials gave a standing ovation: "Papapa, my lord, you are really too wise." ”

"Whew. "It took a lot of effort for the puppy to lick one, and now there is an older one, and the Chihuahua suddenly fell to the ground with her belly turned upside down.

"Hahaha, isn't this dog from the circus?" Those officers and soldiers gave artificial respiration to the dog, Fang Baiyu couldn't help laughing, Liu Bei also had a bright eye, he really couldn't do it for a while, he and the dog thought of going together.

"What's next?" said Chen Shimei, who was tired of his busy business.

"It's my turn, my lord. A handsome official stood up, and with a slight gesture of his hand, a woman in a leotard walked in through the door on the other side, followed by a team musician.

"Who is she?" The woman had fire on her body and electricity in her eyes, the temperature in the room rose, and Chen Shimei also came to her senses.

"Don't worry, adults. The handsome official smiled and took off his robe, and he also wore a tight-fitting garment underneath.

"Wan, spit, Sirui. As soon as the handsome officer snapped his fingers, the band behind him immediately began to sing, and the woman came to him, and the two of them danced close to each other.

"You're Kiuchi Trouble Maker... Both of them are in good shape, and the fast-paced dance coupled with exotic lyrics continues to raise the temperature of the scene.

Jin Hyun-ah and Zhang Xiansheng also came to the Ming Realm, is there a mistake Fang Baiyu stood in a very good direction, and the young man saw the two people dancing inside and shook his head again and again, this scene became more and more nonsense.

"Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills, and we also need to add some international elements to open up overseas markets. "Teasing means I've always been so foolish.

"Fang Yingying, when are you going to do it?" Liu Beiguan was at war in his heart, and the middle-aged man became more and more worried, and he suddenly whispered to the young man.

"What are you doing? aren't you here to play football?