Volume 1 Beginning Chapter Seventy-Eight: Where do we not meet in life?
"Your mother. Fang Baiyu instinctively wanted to come up with a three-character scripture when he was suddenly attacked, but there were two figures beside Chen Changle, Jiang Banyue's face was covered with a white cloth, and Yang Doudou was carrying a small burden on his back, which were all clothes given to him and the little girl by the villagers of Pig's Head Village.
"Fang Baiyu, what do you say about my mother?" the girl glared, her ears were very sensitive.
"I said that your mother is a big beauty, so she gave birth to such a little beauty as you. Fang Baiyu didn't have the leisure to talk to her now, and the young man's eyes shifted to the two children: "Erya, why did you get out of bed?" and Doudou, are you planning to go out?"
Jiang Banyue heard Fang Baiyu's voice, she leaned into Chen Changle's arms like a frightened kitten, and the young man's heart hurt again when she looked like this.
"Big Brother and Sister Fang are going to take us to her house, and we have learned the skills to save Pipsqueak. Yang Doudou answered Fang Baiyu's question, he was not yet ten years old, but the little boy already had an adult tenacity in his eyes, and the disaster made some people collapse, and others became strong.
"Senior Sister Chen, are you going to take them away?" It seems that the girl from the Sword Gate wants to go with herself, Fang Baiyu's heart is first relaxed and then tightened, knowing that this is the best choice, but the young man is still a little reluctant in his heart.
"These two children are little geniuses, of course I want to bring them back to Jianmen, although I didn't grab Wolong this time, but it's worth the trip. Chen Changle shook his head with a smug expression.
"Are the two of them geniuses?" Fang Baiyu was a little confused, he didn't understand how the two disabled children became the geniuses in the girl's mouth?
"Don't underestimate Erya and Doudou, the cultivation of our Sword Sect does not pay much attention to external objects, and other sects have many Dao Our Sword Sect only has Kendo, and these two children are very talented in swordsmanship. The girl nodded affirmatively.
"I just hope they don't get hurt again. Fang Baiyu said softly, he had never put the hope of revenge on the two children.
"Rest assured. Chen Changle only said two words, but her tone was very heavy, so the young man's heart was relaxed.
"Sending you a thousand miles must be goodbye in the end, let's see you in the rivers and lakes. Fang Baiyu has been sending the three of them to the entrance of the village, and the girl of Jianmen once again let him see the magic of Daomen spells, a Dao talisman with a small donkey was thrown to the ground by Chen Changle, and she turned into a real donkey with her hand, and the girl put Yang Doudou on the back of the donkey and went to hug Jiang Banyue.
The little girl suddenly broke free of the girl's arm and stumbled in the direction of the boy. Fang Baiyu hurriedly walked a few steps closer to hold her up, Jiang Banyue had been sticking to Chen Changle like a chewing gum, this was the first time in a few days that she had taken the initiative to contact someone else.
Jiang Banyue didn't speak, the little girl didn't cry now, but her mother's injury seemed to make her speechless, and she held the young man's hand firmly for a long, long time before letting go of the little hand.
"You all have to be good. Jiang Banyue finally got on the donkey of the girl of the Sword Gate, Fang Baiyu waved silently behind them, and the donkey ran very fast, disappearing from the young man's field of vision at a galloping speed.
"You're all gone, and I'm going too. "Fang Baiyu has all the important things on his body, but he doesn't have to pack his luggage, the young man wants to run away.
"Young Master Fang, do you want to leave?" A stumbling block appeared in front of Fang Baiyu, full of white hair and rotten teeth, this person was Shi Dongqiang, the village chief of Pighead Village.
"I'm sorry Village Chief A, I forgot to say goodbye to you. "Behind the head of Pighead Village, there are also a large number of villagers, there are teenage hairy boys and forty-year-old aunts, and the teenagers seem to have pregnant women, this wave of extras is really powerful.
"Young Master Fang, you can't go. The white-bearded old man suddenly knelt down for Fang Baiyu, and the villagers also came over one by one to follow him around the young man.
I didn't expect that I had so many fans in Zhutou Village, the boy was a little moved, this situation reminded him of the plot of a TV series, it seems that the male protagonist is Hai Rui, he is a county magistrate in a place, he is not afraid of power to make decisions for the people, and when he left, the people were reluctant, and sent each other all the way, Fang Baiyu searched his intestines and scraped his stomach and didn't remember what he did to move the villagers like this, he didn't seem to have done anything good except eating or drinking?
"Fang Gongzi, I have already reported your name, if you pat your ass and leave, the people of our Pig's Head Village will all suffer. ”
Shi Dongqiang was very excited when he saw that the young man was not moving, and accidentally told the truth.
"What to report? It turns out that you, an old man, are not honest and want to frame the master. Fang Baiyu grabbed the beard of the village chief, people's hearts were too treacherous, red powder turned black powder, he always thought that the villagers of Pighead Village were honest and kind, but he didn't expect this group of pigheads to calculate him behind his back.
"No, Fang Gongzi, it's a good thing, it's a good thing. Shi Dongqiang's face turned green in pain, and he bared his teeth and explained that it took a long time for the young man to understand the reason for this matter.
It turns out that Zhao Jie, the master of the Song Dynasty, has two major hobbies, one is cockfighting, and the other is juju, the so-called good on the top and on the bottom must be followed, these two sports are rapidly popularized in the Great Song Dynasty.
Each county has its own football team and cockfighting team, and there are leagues in the country, and the promotion of officials is not based on the ability of officials but on the results of these two teams.
Shi Dongqiang was originally going to produce chickens, pig-head village raised a corolla black-haired rooster, all over the surrounding villages have no opponent, the villagers eat and drink every day to serve this chicken, and they are ready to send it out to the acceptance officer, but I didn't expect the village to make a weasel a few days ago, and the rooster was tragic.
It's too late to raise chickens, there is no way to go out of the pig-head village, but there is no one in the village who can play football, there is no way for the village chief to buy a few footballs from the nearby city with a bunch of pig's heads to play wild ball in the sorghum field, just that day Fang Baiyu and others came to the pig-head village, the young man was in a bad mood and saw the football sent directly to the world wave, so the old village chief saw hope.
The latter things can be thought of without him saying Fang Baiyu, he led the group into Pig's Head Village, and the cunning village chief regarded him as a life-saving straw, and he was also a good food and drink every day like the big rooster.
"Hehe, I didn't expect me to be a substitute for the chicken!" The anger in the young man's heart can be used for barbecue, and if he wants to beat the old man and can't do it, let them fend for themselves, Fang Baiyu turned his head and still wanted to leave.
"Young Master Fang, you can leave a way for us all to live. An aunt ran over and knelt in front of the young man, she had been delivering eggs to Fang Baiyu and others for the past few days.
The one who sent the eggs knelt, the one who sent the millet also knelt, and the one who sent the clothes, with the young man's current strength, these people were just a matter of a few punches, but he really couldn't do it.
"Then I'll give it a try, but my skills are actually terrible, so don't blame me if it doesn't work then. "Fang Baiyu learned about the corruption of the Great Song Dynasty from Ji Langzhong and Nie Pseudo-Niang, if he really didn't care, I am afraid that the heads of these pigs would fall to the ground, and they would not be able to delay for a few days anyway, so he joined the football team and found a reason to run away again.
"How can we blame Fang Gongzi, you are a good person at first glance. Shi Dongqiang happily shook the young man's hand, and finally found a substitute for the ghost.
"Your pig-head village is a good place, but it's a pity that the people are not good. Three days later, the acceptance officer came, this person's surname Liu is a one-eyed dragon, followed by several officers and soldiers of the government, he browsed among the many village girls in Zhutou Village for a long time, and finally shook his head.
"What the adults said is that our pig-head village is a good place to raise pigs, and we can't raise anything else. ”
Shi Dongqiang accompanied him to dinner, and the old village chief saw that Lord Liu was unhappy and hurriedly sandwiched a local specialty, pig's head meat, to the acceptance officer.
"This official is busy with official business, so let's talk about what the adults have explained. "The acceptance officer has no appetite at all, the people of this pig's head village are too good at being a man, they have four dishes, one mixed with cucumbers, one with pig's head meat, one cucumber with pig's head meat, one pig's head meat with cucumbers, you can go to the nine-turn large intestine, Diao Min, definitely Diao Min, the acceptance officer decided to teach these Diao people a lesson, and after a while, he had to pick bones in the eggs to let them know that he was powerful.
"Wait, my lord, I've already had someone call him. "The old village chief's anxious eyebrows are about to fall, what the hell is Fang Baiyu doing? Why hasn't he come out yet?
"You are my little apple, like the most beautiful cloud in the sky... "The boy was dancing a little apple in the woods behind the village at this time, he dreamed of Mr. Guo every night these days, and was forced to dance a square dance by a man, Fang Baiyu was reluctant, but he fell in love with it while dancing, because music can really make people happy.
"Master Fang, don't jump, my grandfather and adults can't wait. Next to him, a young man who looked very much like Shi Dongqiang scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously, he was Shi Jianqiang, the grandson of the village chief.
"What's there to rush about? Those big stars Messi Ronaldo have big shelves, and the protagonist is always the last to play, do you understand?"
Since Fang Baiyu agreed to carry the tank for the villagers, he didn't want to hide, and after the jump, he wiped his sweat and walked out of the forest.
"Fang Gongzi, as long as you help the big guy avoid this catastrophe, don't say that radishes and tomatoes are okay if you want to eat little cabbage. Shi Jianqiang followed closely behind the young man, for fear that he would run away at a critical moment.
The weather in July was still very hot, and the old village chief set up a table under the big locust tree in the village to entertain Lord Liu.
"I said Village Chief Shi, it's almost three o'clock in the afternoon, you either hand over the chicken or the person, if you don't have both, I'll be sorry for your old man. ”
The acceptance officer was not happy to eat the pig's head meat, and he had no place to vent the evil fire in his stomach, so he could only be ruthless to the old man.
"Don't be impatient, don't be impatient, people will come soon, and you will definitely not miss the adult's affairs. Shi Dongqiang was so frightened that his diapers were wet, and suddenly the old man's eyes lit up, and Fang Baiyu came from behind.
"Lord Liu, my nephew is here, he has been playing football since he was a child, and when he sees people kicking ghosts and ghosts, we all call him Ghost Foot Seven, which must satisfy the adults. ”
The ghost of the dead finally came, and Shi Dongqiang stood up and pushed the boy in front of the acceptance officer.
"Big brother is so coincidental. Fang Baiyu didn't wait for Lord Liu to speak, and first smiled.
"Brother Fang, don't talk nonsense. The old village chief was taken aback, he had just told Lord Liu that the young man was his nephew, so he went to call the eldest brother, and if the acceptance officer misunderstood that he took advantage of him, how could he get it.
Lord Liu's reaction was indeed very excited, he looked at Fang Baiyu for a minute and tears fell: "I'm not your eldest brother, you are my eldest brother." ”