Chapter 5 I Treat You as a Brother, But You...
Pu Tao's face turned blue, and he said angrily: "Don't take advantage of my daughter-in-law!"
"Just now you said you don't want it, why did you become your daughter-in-law again?" Shu Wan'er said shyly,
"Besides, I'm her, she's me, what's the point of sharing each other!?"
Pu Tao's face turned green, and the two souls lived together,
One is a goblin and the other is his best brother,
For a while, he really couldn't accept this fact, let alone face her challenge.
A smile and a smile are all temptations, and excitement is not good! But the story can't really happen, so as not to hurt my brother!
Pu Tao burst into tears, this feeling forced people to commit crimes!
Shu Wan'er was intoxicated for a long time, and finally remembered the point, and said: "You are really Pu Songling's descendant? You didn't brag and lie to me? I'll go! I underestimated you! However, Pu Laozu's world is not so easy to mix, in the middle of the night, maybe there will be some demons and monsters, why don't we two go back and talk about it at night, and think about it in the long run!?"
Thinking that the other party was his brother and would never gnaw on himself, Pu Tao changed his mind and followed Shu Yun'er back to the cottage.
Pu Tao sat on the chair, sighed vigorously, thinking about how to help Aydin resurrect or change his body in the future?
Shu Yun'er turned over - Kang, remembering that she has a picturesque daughter, shouldn't she be as bold as in the past?
That's right, you have to go the graceful route,
Shu Wan'er's heart moved, and her movements and expressions were much soothing and euphemistic.
She made an awkward gesture ambiguously and said, "Brother Grape, what are you doing sitting so far away? It's cold on the ground, why don't we go to the kang together!"
"Can you still talk to the kang?" Pu Tao looked at Shu Wan'er's expectant eyes, picked up the steel straight man's shelf, shook his head coldly, and said, "Don't go, keep a safe distance!"
"Isn't it just a straight man? I don't know your bottom line?" Shu Wan'er smiled heartily, now, he has the big killer of beautiful appearance, and he is simply an otaku nemesis.
Shu Wan'er put on the quilt and said, "Oh, it's really a little cold in the middle of the night!"
Pu Tao also felt cold, but his limbs were still as calm as a mountain.
He really can't get past that level in his heart, if he makes a mistake today...... I can't even forgive myself.
However, the main question now is how to control yourself!
Shu Wan'er saw that the seduction failed, changed her tactics, and said, "Grape, are you excited during the day?"
"Why? That's impossible!"
"No, I'm covering it tightly, how can you see it? Besides, you were still confused!" Pu Tao suddenly realized that he was ridiculing himself!
Pu Tao was speechless, and said bitterly: "Aiding, you are so skinny, does your father know? Don't forget, you were originally a boy!"
Shu Wan'er glanced at Pu Tao, clearly expressing that the old lady is willing, can you manage it?
Which otaku doesn't have a dream...... Having a female paper body, this feeling is so exciting and amazing!
Shu Wan'er was still intoxicated and couldn't extricate herself.
After a while, Shu Wan'er looked at Pu Tao with sparkling eyes and said, "Hey, do you want to ......?"
Pu Tao's face turned purple, he really didn't know that Aydin was so shameless, he was speechless,
"Anyway, she doesn't know, everyone, brother, I allow you to ......"
Pu Tao's face turned black with anger and continued to be speechless.
"Oh, is there a bug in this quilt, my back is so itchy, Brother Tao, you scratch me!"
Pu Tao clicked, closed his eyes, and silently recited the Buddhist scriptures in his heart,
"Emptiness is color, color is emptiness!"
Shu Wan'er suddenly took off her coat and got into the quilt.
Is this kind of scene tolerable or unbearable?
Pu Tao's nosebleed is about to squirt out,
He finally couldn't bear it anymore and got up suddenly, the Buddhist scriptures couldn't let him eliminate the emptiness in his soul, he had to do something!
Shu Wan'er stared at a loss,
Pu Tao got up and went out, plunged into the water tank, and for a moment, he only felt the ice lolly, his heart was cold, and his desire was completely gone.
Pu Tao walked into the house with a dripping face, and said righteously: "Aiding, don't make trouble, I treat you as a brother, but you want to sleep with me!
Shu Wan'er smiled lightly: "But people have a heart for you......"
"Don't talk about it, you don't have to do it as a good brother. ”
"Rub, you guy, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, ”
For a while, the two brothers talked a little badly!
After a while, Shu Wan'er cleaned up her mood, and she couldn't understand the mystery of this body.
He finally got dressed in a serious way, and said with a dark face: "Yes, you can say it! Let's talk about something serious! I look like this now, and I may not always be able to jump out to see you, so hurry up if you have something to say!"
Pu Tao's face looked a little better, the two crossed together, life and death confidants, honor and disgrace, and they couldn't really cut their robes and break their righteousness!
He said: "I have a bold guess, since this is the world of my family's ancestors, it must be inseparable from Liaozhai, let's think about it first, who can help you change your body?"
Shu Wan'er turned sideways and didn't look at Pu Tao, and said angrily: "Shouldn't we solve the problem of livelihood? Look at the four walls of your house, I'm afraid you will have to starve yourself to death in a few days!"
Pu Tao sneered and said, "That's not necessarily, let me tell you, buddy is about to develop, and he actually has an extra ability to make wine!"
"Winemaker, what's going on?"
"During the day, the wine you and your mother drink is all brewed by myself!"
"Your mother, your mother-in-law!" Shu Wan'er fought back, suddenly feeling bored,
"This girl's alcohol is not good! The wine is okay, or you will follow her!"
Pu Tao's face tightened, why did this topic come back again?
Thinking that the other party might not understand the situation, he patiently explained: "Nail, you may not know that your corpse is actually not a human, but a mouse!"
"Fart, you're a corpse, you're not a human! You're a mouse, your whole family is a mouse!" Aydin was furious, how could he accept such an insult?
Pu Tao took out the mirror, handed it to Shu Wan'er, and said, "I don't believe you can see it yourself!"
Shu Wan'er felt sorry for herself in the mirror, but what appeared in the mirror was indeed a white-skinned mouse, "Oh, oops...... I'm scared to death!"
Although the mouse spirit is transformed into a human and has a cute appearance, the prototype in the mirror does not conform to the aesthetic vision of human beings, with the same triangular melon seed face and three whiskers...... Looks a little weird!
"No wonder the beauty is current, this stupid iron mask can hold back ......"
Shu Wan'er hurriedly pushed off the mirror and said in surprise: "It turns out that you are afraid ......of me! How could I be so unlucky to turn into a mouse!"
Shu Wan'er covered her face and cried bitterly, changed her body, and her temper and personality were also affected????
Seeing that Aiding's spirit was on the verge of collapse, Pu Tao hurriedly comforted: "Nail, don't worry! Listen to me, even if you are a mouse, you are also a mouse with ideals, morality, culture and discipline! You have to cheer up!"
"You don't love me, and you want me to cheer up, cheer me up, I want to go home!"