Chapter 6 A pair of old thieves, who doesn't know whom?
Pu Tao was helpless, after all, he was a good brother who had been dependent on each other for more than ten years, he stretched out his hand to hug Shu Guan'er, and patiently comforted: "The relationship between our brothers has long surpassed the boundaries of love! Don't worry, I will help you find a good body, haven't you always loved to read novels? Think about it, this is a magical world, there are monsters and gods, you don't want to go and see it?"
Shu Wan'er took the opportunity to lie on Pu Tao's shoulder, crying and crying: "But I'm a mouse, and I'm going to be beaten to death when I go out!"
Pu Tao patted his chest and said, "Isn't there still me? Besides, you are really not an ordinary mouse, but a mouse with Taoism, who can transform into an adult! Hey, let me tell you, you try what kind of exercises you are cultivating, and find an opportunity to teach it to me!"
Shu Wan'er was guided by Pu Tao and diverted her attention for a while, she closed her eyes, sensed her body slightly, and suddenly said: "Hey, there is something different, it seems that something is moving!"
"What's moving?" mentioned the cultivation exercises, Pu Tao was very excited, this is the foundation of his life!
Shu Wan'er trembled her chest the size of two pumpkins and said, "The two of them will move again! Can't you see it?"
Pu Tao laughed angrily, slapped his palm on Shu Wan'er's p-stock, and said angrily: "If you don't tease Lao Tzu, you will die!"
Shu Guan'er p--......---- Over here...... And here!"
Pu Tao glared and said, "Don't you know that the tadpole is very expensive? You can't use it indiscriminately! If people misunderstand that you are pregnant, you will be miserable!"
Shu Wan'er smiled: "It really feels like tadpoles......!
The mirror suddenly glowed, Pu Tao looked at the mirror in his hand, and found that a white light appeared on the surface of the body of the mouse in the mirror, and then a row of handwriting appeared on the mirror: "I found that the demonic qi flowed, and I was analyzing the exercises!"
He hurriedly said: "Don't stop, keep moving! That's qi, do you know? I can analyze the exercises! It's up to you whether you eat meat or drink soup!"
After a cup of tea, the mirror suddenly lacked energy, and the TV flickered a few times, dimming it.
"At the critical moment, this can't be a fake and shoddy product!" Pu Tao raised his hand and wanted to drop the mirror that had fallen off the chain, but he stopped suddenly, this is his own system, and if it falls, it will be gone!
"Fake is shoddy, if you can help yourself!"
Pu Tao accepted his fate, and he said: "Nail, it's over!"
Shu Wan'er forcibly urged the exercises, at the moment she was sweating and panting, she opened her mouth and asked, "What's wrong? Didn't write it down? Don't be afraid, I'll rest for a while, let's do it again!"
Before the words fell, I suddenly heard a chirping laughter outside the door, "Oops, I didn't expect my brother-in-law to be so good, I can actually do it again!"
"Didn't you hear, I'm tired of my sister! My brother-in-law is very fierce - man, this cow is hard to get!"
"What is a tadpole, and why is there a tadpole in my stomach?"
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For a while, everyone was divided,
Pu Tao found that he had unconsciously entered the bed, and the posture of the two people was a little delicate.
His face was red again from shock,
"What's going on outside? Why is there still anyone listening to the window?"
"Don't make trouble, disturb the young lady's cave room, can you afford it? Disperse, the ancestors know, skinned you!" Someone suddenly interrupted the noise of the little goblins, and then said: "Sister, you and your brother-in-law continue, the little ones have been driven away by me!"
Pu Tao lowered his voice and said, "It seems that we have to be careful!
Shu Wan'er nodded, got into the quilt, and asked, "A group of little sisters, don't be afraid, what did you just say is over?"
Pu Tao also buried his head in the quilt and said, "I only saw a practice route, and then the mirror ran out of power!"
"Recharge it!"
"I don't know how to charge!"
"And how do you activate it?"
Pu Tao suddenly remembered that this mirror seemed to have become supernatural after eating the red pill of Grandma Fox, and couldn't help but say: "I thought of it, I want to use demon qi to recharge! It's just too much energy!"
Shu Wan'er said: "That's not easy to say, give it to me, give it to me, I have a demonic spirit, I'll charge it!"
It's a pity that Shu Wan'er's demonic aura is not enough to see at all, and she tossed for a long time, and the mirror didn't light up.
The two of them were relatively speechless, but they forgot that there was a group of goblins peeping outside!
"What now?" In the bed, Shu Wan'er's eyes were gloomy.
"Can a living person suffocate urine?" Pu Tao was indomitable, filled with righteous indignation, and suddenly let out a fart,
The quilt was stinky, and the two of them almost turned their backs.
The two of them got out of the way and covered the quilt tightly to prevent the poison gas from leaking.
Pu Tao said: "I have memorized a practice route, and besides, there must be more than one monster in this world! As long as we work hard to improve our cultivation, we will be able to turn on this thing sooner or later!"
Speaking of which, the two of them have never thought of going to the famous mountains and rivers to cultivate and ask immortals, and they are destined to go further and further on the road of demons!
Actually, it's not that I don't want to, it's really the wilderness of this world - it's too dangerous!
Shu Wan'er touched Pu Tao's sturdy arm and said: "In the future, we should be careful when we speak, the wall has ears! By the way, also, this world is relatively high-energy, I don't recommend you to take risks and rush forward, don't stop the waves!"
As a fan of the chicken game, the two people glanced at each other and shared each other's minds.
They are all decades old thieves, who still doesn't understand whom?
Pu Tao said: "Take the time to write out the stories we remember, those are the cheats of customs clearance!"
Shu Wan'er nodded: "I remember that there are a lot of anecdotes in it, maybe there is a place to get it, it is best to make a table and use big data to process it, well, by the way, you have to dig out the keywords, I don't believe that with the IQ and means of our two program apes, we can't crush the NPCs in this world!"
Pu Tao looked triumphant, thinking about Shu Guan'er, who was about to go against the sky, and dissuaded again and again: "Dog, dog! We are too weak now! From tomorrow, I will explore the outside world, and I will stand still first!"
Shu Wan'er smiled: "I rely on you!"
"Fuck off, you're much more yin than me, okay! I'm all up to you!"
The two programmed apes had a superhuman IQ, and they consciously mastered the artifact of customs clearance, and suddenly their spirits were shocked, and they smiled at each other, burrowed into the quilt, and worked hard.
It's a pity that the brothers have been comparing for half a night, and none of them are reading materials, and they haven't read the whole story.
Pu Tao is okay, I roughly remember that there is a Laoshan Taoist priest, painted skin, a Chinese ghost story,
Aydin, on the other hand, only remembered a story about the wall, and he said worriedly, "Shouldn't we both ride on white horses to learn scriptures?"
Pu Tao said: "That's Tang Seng! Do you understand?"
"Isn't it a story?"
Pu Tao suddenly felt a little tired, and said: "Forget it, I'll recall the cheats myself!
Ai Ding said with annoyance: "Even if you remember the general plot, it's useless, you don't know the time and place of the incident, if there is no Yan Chixia, do you believe it, you are now in Lanruo Temple, can you be bullied into a dog by those female ghosts?"
Pu Tao was stunned for a moment, and sighed: "Yes! It seems that just understanding the synopsis of the story will not help much!"
For a moment, he was relatively speechless and worried.