But it is said that it is another Mid-Autumn Festival, this year is a good year, it rains a lot in summer, but Lanling Town is still so sluggish, the streets are messy, and the bricks and tiles are abandoned.

This place belonged to Langya in the pre-Qin and Han dynasties until the Wei and Jin dynasties, and it was an important town in ancient times, prosperous in commerce and trade, everywhere was the water pavilion staircase, the song and swallow dance, the sheng song and the song, and there were also many such as Xunzi, Xiao Wangzhi, Kuang Heng, Bao Zhao, Xiao Daocheng, and the general romantic figures, and the Langya Wang family also belonged to the same township.

However, since the gold soldiers entered the customs, they have gradually degenerated, broken wells, depressed and chaotic towns, since the Mongolian chaos, the prosperous old capital saved before the Northern Song Dynasty has been eaten up, and now there are countless wastelands, how can there be any past weather, even so, it seems that it is still a rich town.

The Mid-Autumn Festival has just arrived, Gu Gui rode his little donkey to patrol the street, swaying leisurely, but came to a wooden pen tree, the leaves are colorful, and below is the Han family noodle restaurant, Gu Gui entered the house and sat down, and ordered a bowl of noodles.

This Hanjia noodle restaurant is the largest restaurant in the town, the first floor can put three or five tables, and there are two or three rooms on the second floor, although they are all rotten wood utensils, but the people do not think so, the wood on the table is deep with some years of cooking oil, but wipe it clean, the house is dark, the Han family demolished a earthen wall, let the light in, forty or fifty people sit around the table, crowded together, just to eat their bowl of steaming noodle soup.

The boss of the Han family is an eight-foot strong man, very thin and strong around forty years old, with a full beard and clear eyes, if it weren't for the fact that he was a noodle shop, wearing armor like a general, maybe he married a white and tender mother-in-law surnamed Zu.

This mother-in-law was born with a condensed fat wrist, looking forward to the streamer, the boss is cold, and the entertainment depends on these two eight mother-in-law, experienced Zhang Luo inside and out, this little mother-in-law is enthusiastic, lively and funny, half of the noodles of the Han family rely on the taste and half on her, but unfortunately this belly is getting bigger day by day.

The proprietress opened a table of noodle soup and came to greet Gu Gui: "Hey, Brother Gu, rare guest, what are you eating today?"

Gu Gui was deliberately teasing, holding back a wicked smile and beckoning: "Come and tell you~"

The proprietress stretched out her gray cloth coarse clothes, tied this white apron, stretched out her hand and leaned on the table, revealing the delicate and soft, white little arm, Gu Gui saw that although the grandmother had a big belly, her figure was enchanting, and her fingers were like soft wattles, and she couldn't help but get it: "Do you have tofu noodles at home?"

Zu Niangzi looked displeased: "Tofu noodles, there is no boiling water egg noodles, but there is a bowl!"

Gu Gui touched his hand on her hand, hissed, and said secretly: "It's so slippery~" and said: "The noodle soup is just a big bowl of noodle soup!"

Zu Niangzi hurriedly took her hand away, looked serious, frowned and left.

After a while, Zu Niangzi brought a bowl of noodle soup without saying a word, put it down and left! Gu Gui looked at her and snickered secretly, and ate the noodle soup in a big gulp, Gu Gui is a good hand at playing money, he won some money in gambling at the street entrance, he didn't dare to go home, and hurriedly came here to satisfy his hunger. But I heard a line of passers-by walking outside the house.

Gu Gui is a martial artist, and he hears a Henan accent.

The fat traveler said: "I say, can this folk proverb hit?"

Gao Lu said: "What are you doing, this Yellow River has dug out stone people to come to Lak, do you say that you are in the middle of it? This God, all speak Lak~ Mo Dao Shiren has one eye, instigating the Yellow River to rebel against the world! The Mongolian Tatars have done bad things, God can't stand it!"

"This thing is really manifested, hey!"

Traveler: "Don't you know, in the Song Dynasty (that) for a while, the common people were rich and ruthless! You can eat every meal, and you can also wear new clothes for the New Year!"

Fat traveler: "Don't lie to me, no matter how good the Song Dynasty and Tang Dynasty are, we are not ordinary people, we wear new clothes every year and eat at a time, then the Mongols can do it, and we Han people will not be killed by them!"

"Ke Busi (but not it), I also wondered, quite those reading and smelling old nine said, when the Chinese were in charge, life was much better! You look at now, the Mongols killed us to lose the sheep, and now we don't even pay for the sheep! If there is no Mongolian bullying, even life is still like this, we are happy!"

Gu Gui took a bite of noodles, walked up to the three or four travelers, slapped the Mongolian scimitar on the table, and shouted: "Bold! Talk about the master in vain, you can be guilty! I am a hundred local households! You go to the yamen with me quickly!" Gu Gui's waist straightened, so he was not angry! When he saw a few travelers, he secretly rejoiced in his heart and wanted to mottle the money, and the neighbors in the street knew about it, and no one dared to take care of it.

The fat traveler said: "Official, what are we talking nonsense, we are refugees from Henan! A few days ago, there was a big flood in Henan, don't you know that the old man is lakh?"

Gu Gui said: "Go and go, I will be smooth in the wind and rain, the country and the people will be safe, and the people will be rich, where can there be any big water!"

The traveler said: "Eh, I'm obedient, and I'm still safe and secure, the Central Plains are all changed and eaten! You don't know~ The Yellow River in Henan burst its embankment and drowned a good guy~ people." Yuan Ting requisitioned the people to repair the dam, and they didn't give them food! There were several who starved to death~ One day, we were digging the soil to repair it, good guy, dig out a stone man more than a foot high~ That guy, the boss~ The stone man still has only one eye! Very crazy, and then went to the town to find a literate stinky old Jiu, the stinky old Jiu said that he recognized the dripping words behind the stone man, what Mo Dao stone man has one eye, provoking the Yellow River to turn against the world!!That is the same as the proverb that circulated in previous years~~ Do you say that God is angry~"

Speaking of this, Gu Gui was a little impatient: "Okay, okay, don't say those useless! You are disturbing the people's hearts~ Now that I am in the court, the people's will is wanting, there are so many complaints and remarks from you! I am a local hundred, in charge of the sergeant's punishment! Ah, if you don't want to go to prison, hurry up and pay the fine!Ah." ”

When a few travelers saw this situation, their hearts were not smooth, but they lived outside, and they didn't mess with the head snake! Immediately, they scraped together half a penny and gave it to Gu Gui, who went back to eat noodles and rode a little donkey to his home! Gu Gui calculated in his heart: "Hey, hey, hey, this is really good luck today, I won the money first, and then I met a bunch of wronged heads! No, now that the Mid-Autumn Festival is over, Han and Liu, who are clamoring to expel the Tartars, took away Jinmei's little girl, and eighty percent of the children in their wombs are about to be born.... Eh...."Riding a little donkey and walking, I saw a group of people surrounding the stone mill under the two big willow trees in front of his house, and he was listening to a stinky old man in a blue cloth shirt telling a story.