Chapter 1, the wind and snow are shocking The third (first) battle brother-in-law Jin Mei's oath

Gu Gui listened to the words of the two on the side, and calculated in his heart that he was afraid that he would be killed by these two thieves if he made a slight mistake, so he had to obey this and Liu Futong and Han Shantong and said: "The two eldest brothers, Gu Moucai also hates Tartars, and if it weren't for his own involuntariness, he would definitely not marry Tartars! Now that Jin Mei is pregnant, although I married a Mongolian woman, it has always been the ancient practice of Hu and Han not intermarrying that makes me feel like a fish in my throat! My family is also full of the idle spirit of that Mongolian woman, I will raise Jin Mei well in the future, and I will never bully her again!" Didn't Confucius say that all negative men should be killed!"

Liu Han and the others were stunned when they heard this: "Where did the master say such a thing?"

Zhao Jinmei saw that she had someone to support her, and her words suddenly became bitter: "Hmph! I don't believe it anyway, you are more cheeky than the chaff that feeds the chickens, and if you say don't want it, you don't want it! You promise me here, but when you go home, you don't know what to do with that Mongolian mother-in-law! It's really hateful!"

Gu Gui knelt down in front of Zhao Jinmei's skirt and kowtowed: "Good Jinmei, I will depend on you no matter what you say, as long as you give birth to the child safely!" This Gu Gui scolded in his heart: "Mother, I eat and drink well all day to raise you, I don't want you to be a white-eyed wolf! What if I beat and scold you, anyway, I spend all your food and drink!"

"Really, then I'll let you divorce that Mongolian woman, do you dare?" Zhao Jinmei is very domineering, she usually suffers a lot of anger, and now she sees Han Shantong supporting her, so she is naturally not arrogant: "Although she is raised by Gu Gui on weekdays, she has a very good appearance, and if she is a prostitute in any provincial city, she will also make a lot of money. Then he got up unforgivingly, sat on the bench and scolded: "Hmph, you goods that were killed by lightning, and things that were taken away by tigers and wolves! Today, this Han Xianggong is my brother-in-law, and it seems that he is also a big man with a head and a face, which is better than your little hundred!" If you want to survive today, you need to make a poisonous oath in front of me, and if you can't do the three things I can't do, let your old lady die and let the wolf take it away, your evil girl let the tiger eat it, your father let people die on the street, your Mongolian daughter-in-law and son are in trouble, and your Gu son's son has seven diseases and eight disasters, and he will not be able to survive well in his life!"

In order not to be killed by Erxia, Gu Gui had to agree, but his heart was half cold, thinking that I would love you **, and in the end it was resentment and hatred! Even if Zhao Jinmei gave birth to a son in the future, although he was a Han Chinese, he was also a concubine, and he was counting on Gu Gui to take care of him, scolding in his heart, and asked: "Which three things, you said and I will do it!"

Zhao Jinmei picked up the tone: "First, you must be respectful to me in the future, I am Han Xianggong's wife and sister, if you treat me badly, you will treat Han Xianggong badly! Second, you go back to Lanling to divorce the Mongolian woman first, and give me the seeds of the two of you! Third, my son is born noble, you need to make him a concubine, and give him the family property in the future!"

Gu Gui also scolded secretly in his heart: "This first article is still easy to say, but the later divorce of wives and children will never work!" But forced by Liu Futong, Han Shantong was about to say it. But he heard Han Shantong say: "Okay, Brother Gu, you are not a big traitor, it is really inappropriate for you to abandon your wife and children, but my sister-in-law has your child, if you keep bullying her, it really won't work! As long as you promise not to bully her again in the future!" Han Shantong heard the words of his sister-in-law Zhao Jinmei, and his heart was also disgusted, his wife Yinmei has always been gentle and gentle, where is there such a vulgar market, and he doesn't like this Zhao Jinmei very much, and he is even more unhappy when he sees her relying on her martial arts.

This Zhao Jinmei is also quite good at watching the fire, and when she saw Han Shantong's face turned gloomy, she immediately became obedient, and said softly: "What the brother-in-law said, it is what it is! Jinmei has been displaced for half her life, and today she can finally see her relatives! I just don't know how this sister is lately, how is her body?"

Han Shantong raised his hand to signal not to ask more, and said less: "Your sister is very good, and now she is pregnant like you." ”

Liu Futong said with a smile: "Hahaha, Brother Han, I know what this proverb means, Mo Dao Shiren has one eye, and he is talking about the Shiren token of this sister-in-law and Jinmei sister! And now they are each pregnant with a child, this is four people, the names of the four of them are all relatives of the Great Song Dynasty, how can they not lose to a man, in the name of the Great Song Dynasty, we will convene an uprising in Yingzhou to oppose the Yuan, we will not worry about not being able to find the future descendants of the Great Song Dynasty! When the time comes, the heroes of the people of the world will come to vote one after another, and we will not be afraid that big things will not happen!"

Han Shantong laughed, knowing that Liu Futong was explaining his thoughts, so he said: "Hahaha, yes, that's exactly what it means!"

Zhao Jinmei also understood when she heard this, it turned out that although the two of them didn't know what method to use, they always came all the way to find themselves to reunite with their sister, and they were rich, so they were definitely happier than living with this stingy little official, and although this Mongolian was fierce and vicious, killing people like hemp, but if they were driven away, they would be relatives of the emperor in the future, if they couldn't get rid of themselves, they would be a little person, and they would be able to enjoy some blessings, and they immediately agreed to the request of the two, and they went to Yingzhou with Han Shantong and Liu Futong that night。

And Gu Gui was fortunate not to be killed, and when he saw the three of them leaving, he also took the remaining valuable things in the room, half a chicken on the table, and some wine and meat, carried them in his arms, rode his little donkey, and ran back to his home in Lanling Town in one go.

But it is said that it is another year of Mid-Autumn Festival, this year is a good year, it rains a lot in summer, but Lanling Town is still so sluggish, the streets are messy, the remnants of bricks and tiles, this place belongs to Langya until the Wei and Jin dynasties are important towns in ancient times, commerce and trade are prosperous, everywhere are water pavilion stairs, Yingge Yan dance, Sheng song and Yan song, there have also been many such as Xunzi, Xiao Wangzhi, Kuang Heng, Bao Zhao, Xiao Daocheng, general romantic figures, and Langya Wang also belongs to the same township. However, since the gold soldiers entered the customs, they have gradually degenerated, broken wells, depressed and chaotic towns, since the Mongolian chaos, the prosperous old capital saved before the Northern Song Dynasty has been eaten up, and now there are countless wastelands, how can there be any past weather, even so, it seems that it is still a rich town.

The Mid-Autumn Festival has just arrived, Gu Gui rode his little donkey to patrol the street, swaying slowly, but to a wooden pen tree, the leaves are colorful, the following is the Han noodle restaurant, Gu Gui entered the house and sat down, ordered a bowl of noodles, this Han family noodle restaurant is the largest restaurant in the town, the first floor can put three or five tables, the second floor has two or three guest rooms, although the use is rotten wood utensils, but the people do not think so, the wood on the table is deep in some years of cooking oil, but wipe clean, the house is black, the Han family demolished a earthen wall, let the light in, forty or fifty people sit around the table, crowded in, just to eat their bowl of steaming noodle soup。

The boss of the Han family is an eight-foot strong man, forty years old and very thin, full of beard, eyes clear, if it weren't for the fact that he is a noodle shop, wearing armor like a general, maybe he married a white and tender mother-in-law surnamed Sun, born is a condensed fat wrist, looking forward to the streamer, the boss is cold, and the entertainment depends on these two eight mother-in-law, sophisticated Zhang Luo inside and out, this little mother-in-law is enthusiastic, lively and funny, this Han family's noodles are half by taste and half by her, but unfortunately this belly is getting bigger day by day.

The proprietress opened a table of noodle soup and came to greet Gu Gui: "Hey, Brother Gu, rare guest, what are you eating today?"

Gu Gui was deliberately teasing, holding back a wicked smile and beckoning: "Come and tell you~"

The proprietress stretched out her gray cloth coarse clothes, tied this white apron, stretched out her hand and leaned on the table, revealing the delicate and soft, white little arm, Gu Gui saw that although the grandmother had a big belly, her figure was enchanting, and her fingers were like soft wattles, and she couldn't help but get it: "Do you have tofu noodles at home?"

Sun Niangzi looked displeased: "Tofu noodles, there is no boiling water egg noodles, but there is a bowl!"

Gu Gui touched his hand on her hand, hissed, and said secretly: "It's so slippery~" and said: "The noodle soup is just a big bowl of noodle soup!"

Sun Niangzi hurriedly took her hand away, looked serious, frowned and left.

After a while, Mrs. Sun brought a bowl of noodle soup without saying a word, put it down and left! Gu Gui looked at her and snickered secretly, and ate the noodle soup in a big gulp, Gu Gui was a good hand at playing money, he won some money in a gamble at the entrance of the street, and he didn't dare to go home, so he hurriedly came here to satisfy his hunger. But I heard a line of passers-by walking outside the house.

Gu Gui is a martial artist, and he hears a Henan accent.

The fat traveler said: "I say, can this folk proverb hit?"

Gao Lu said: "What are you doing, this Yellow River has dug out stone people to come to Lak, do you say that you are in the middle of it? This God, all speak Lak~ Mo Dao Shiren has one eye, instigating the Yellow River to rebel against the world! The Mongolian Tatars have done bad things, God can't stand it!"

"This thing is really manifested, hey!"

Traveler: "Don't you know, in the Song Dynasty (that) for a while, the common people were rich and ruthless! You can eat every meal, and you can also wear new clothes for the New Year!"

Fat traveler: "Don't lie to me, no matter how good the Song Dynasty and Tang Dynasty are, we are not ordinary people, we wear new clothes every year and eat at a time, then the Mongols can do it, and we Han people will not be killed by them!"

"Ke Busi (but not it), I also wondered, quite those reading and smelling old nine said, when the Chinese were in charge, life was much better! You look at now, the Mongols killed us to lose the sheep, and now we don't even pay for the sheep! If there is no Mongolian bullying, even life is still like this, we are happy!"

Gu Gui took a bite of noodles, walked up to the three or four travelers, slapped the Mongolian scimitar on the table, and shouted: "Bold! Talk about the master in vain, you can be guilty! I am a hundred local households! You go to the yamen with me quickly!" Gu Gui's waist straightened, so he was not angry! When he saw a few travelers, he secretly rejoiced in his heart and wanted to mottle the money, and the neighbors in the street knew about it, and no one dared to take care of it.

The fat traveler said: "Official, what are we talking nonsense, we are refugees from Henan! A few days ago, there was a big flood in Henan, don't you know that the old man is lakh?"

Gu Gui said: "Go and go, I will be smooth in the wind and rain, the country and the people will be safe, and the people will be rich, where can there be any big water!"

The traveler said: "Eh, I'm obedient, and I'm still safe and secure, the Central Plains are all changed and eaten! You don't know~ The Yellow River in Henan burst its embankment and drowned a good guy~ people." Yuan Ting requisitioned the people to repair the dam, and they didn't give them food! There were several who starved to death~ One day, we were digging the soil to repair it, good guy, dig out a stone man more than a foot high~ That guy, the boss~ The stone man still has only one eye! Very crazy, and then went to the town to find a literate stinky old Jiu, the stinky old Jiu said that he recognized the dripping words behind the stone man, what Mo Dao stone man has one eye, provoking the Yellow River to turn against the world!!That is the same as the proverb that circulated in previous years~~ Do you say that God is angry~"

Speaking of this, Gu Gui was a little impatient: "Okay, okay, don't say those useless! You are disturbing the people's hearts~ Now that I am in the court, the people's will is wanting, there are so many complaints and remarks from you! I am a local hundred, in charge of the sergeant's punishment! Ah, if you don't want to go to prison, hurry up and pay the fine!Ah." ”

When a few travelers saw this situation, their hearts were not smooth, but they lived outside, and they didn't mess with the head snake! Immediately, they scraped together half a penny and gave it to Gu Gui, who went back to eat noodles and rode a little donkey to his home! Gu Gui calculated in his heart: "Hey, hey, hey, this is really good luck today, I won the money first, and then I met a bunch of wronged heads! No, now that the Mid-Autumn Festival is over, Han and Liu, who are clamoring to expel the Tartars, took away Jinmei's little girl, and eighty percent of the children in their wombs are about to be born.... Eh...."Riding a little donkey and walking, I saw the stone mill under the two big willow trees in front of his house, for a group of people, I was listening to a stinky old man in a blue cloth shirt talking about the story.

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