[518] I have 40,000,000 roses

"There's a famous saying that says it very well, God says there will be light, so there is light, God says there must be water, so there is water, God says there must be the mentally handicapped, and you are born. ”

"Actually, let's sum it up, I just want to send you one sentence, geniuses are always similar, and stupid beeps are different!"

Ye Xuan scolded Li Zhichao for more than an hour, and not a single curse was repeated, and the more he spoke, the more he said, the more he refused!

Originally, Li Zhichao still wanted to wait for Ye Xuan's breathing to be empty and interject to go in, but he didn't know that Ye Xuan had never stopped at all.

It seemed as if he didn't have to breathe.

Li Zhichao finally opened his eyes and said nonsense, and replied: "You look so ugly! You don't look in the mirror!"

Ye Xuan smiled faintly: "Yes, if I don't look good, what about you?" Hang on the wall to ward off evil spirits, and hang on the bed to avoid pregnancy!"

"It's funny, and some people are begging me to scold you? Wake up, your Qing Dynasty is dead. ”

"You!

As soon as Ye Xuan's words came out, Li Zhichao trembled with anger, originally he wanted Ye Xuan to scold first, who knew that Ye Xuan's mouth was similar to a machine gun, and with one mouth, he was so angry that he couldn't speak for a long time!

Is this still human?

He "you" for a long time, almost vomiting blood, but heard Ye Xuan continue: "What are you! Don't point fingers at me, Lao Tzu is allergic to stupid beeping!"

"......" Li Zhichao's face was already dark, and he wanted to fight back.

Ye Xuan immediately scratched his head and said, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have scolded you for being stupid." ”

Hum!

Hearing this, Li Zhichao breathed a long sigh of relief, just thought that Ye Xuan was finally going to stop, and it was his turn to scold, only to hear Ye Xuan continue: "Calling you stupid is simply an insult to stupidity!"

"Poof!"

Li Zhichao finally couldn't help but squirt out a mouthful of blood!

it!

You're scolding more and more, aren't you?

However, Ye Xuan really scolded more and more, and kept saying:

"After all, even if you're a fool, you know something!"

"What about you? You want to curse with me? I opened my mouth, do you still have a chance to speak?"

"It's not a glorious thing to scold people, and you also scold the president of the Association for not paying for your life?

"Say, do you have a hole in your brain?"

"Say, are your brains full of?"

"You say, did you grow up eating?"

In the face of Ye Xuan's momentum like a rainbow, Li Zhichao completely stopped cooking.

it!

Boss, are you addicted to scolding? Scolding has a sense of rhythm, right? Why have you even started to have a logical progression of scolding?

First there is a pit in the brain, there is in the pit, and then this enters from the snack?

it!

Why don't you go to heaven?

"You, you, you!" Li Zhichao was so angry that he was like having Parkinson's syndrome, trembling all over, and he couldn't speak!

"Good, good, good!!"

"Tsk!"

Without waiting for Li Zhichao to speak, Ye Xuan's eyes widened, and with a surprised expression, he said:

"You actually said that eating is very good? haha, it turns out that you really grew up eating, no wonder you scolded the president of the association for not paying for the death of the dead, it turns out that you were born to spray feces!!"

"Tut-tut! The person who sprays dung can't be provoked!

Ye Xuan said as he stretched out his hand in front of his nose and waved it backwards, making a look that he couldn't stand the smell.

"Hey, it's really unlucky!" Ye Xuan shook his head and sighed, "The good mood of this day has been ruined by such a stupid beep who sprays dung!"

it!

Who the hell is spraying manure!

You're scolding people and saying I spray feces?

it!

It's unreasonable!

At this moment, Li Zhichao's face turned green, really green, and the green was shining coldly.

Oh, my God!

He suddenly felt a cramping pain in his chest, clutched his chest, and slowly fell to his knees, a trace of blood oozing from the corner of his mouth.

"Professor Ye, bow down to the wind. ”

Li Zhichao really couldn't stand it, he had already seen that as long as he didn't admit defeat, the handsome young man in front of him could scold him for three days and three nights.

Ye Xuan nodded and said, "It's pretty much the same." ”

After speaking, Ye Xuan no longer looked at Li Zhichao's pale face, his eyes swept the audience, and said loudly: "Is there anyone else who wants to challenge me?"

The audience was silent, and no one answered!

After seeing Ye Xuan's fierce scolding skills, who would dare to challenge, aren't they afraid of being scolded to death?

"Alright, that's the end of this lesson, class is over. ”

Hearing this, everyone looked at Ye Xuan unsatisfied, and then picked up the notebook and walked outside, although Ye Xuan did not give a lecture, but everyone felt that this class was ups and downs, and it was more exciting than playing games.

When everyone left, the Centennial Hall was soon empty, and only two young girls remained.

Shi Yibing and her best friend Su Xiaoli.

Shi Yibing walked over step by step, "Sir, have we ever known each other?"

"Why do you ask like that?" Ye Xuan was stunned.

"I always feel that I have met my husband somewhere, it seems to be a long time ago, and it seems that I have never met him. Shi Yibing's eyes showed a look of doubt.

"Meet me, my name is Ye Jiuxuan. The corners of Ye Xuan's mouth rose, his voice was like a spring breeze, Shi Yibing's eyes were stunned, and he stretched out his hand in a daze: "Eh... Hello, my name is Shi Yibing. ”

Holding his hands together, Shi Yibing only felt like an electric shock.

It was a feeling that was familiar to her, but it seemed distant.

It's as if something is sealed in my mind!

But I couldn't think of anything.

"Jiuxuan, what a strange name?" Shi Yibing didn't say anything, and Su Xiaoli next to her wrinkled her nose.

Ye Xuan glanced at Su Xiaoli, her contrived expression when she spoke was very cute, this girl is good, she has no scheming, she should come from a rich and noble family, and she can't cultivate such a girl without certain conditions.

Even if the parents love the children of ordinary families, they will lose their innocence because of the limitations of living conditions, because a girl who goes to college will not think about her future path.

However, Ye Xuan only glanced at Su Xiaoli, his gaze fell on Shi Yibing's body again, and when it swept to her chest, the corners of his mouth twitched: "You have always carried this jade talisman!"

"Ahh

Shi Yibing was stunned for a while before he reacted violently, grabbed the jade talisman on his chest, and exclaimed:

"You...... What do you say? jade charm? is you? you... Are you the one who sings on the West Lake?"

"Yes, it's me. Ye Xuan replied calmly.

"It turns out that you are the magic stick!" Su Xiaoli suddenly realized, covered her petite mouth, and said, "Professor Ye, it turns out that you are a god stick!"

At the beginning, on the shore of Xizi Lake in Hangdu, Ye Xuan said a lot of words that the gods were chattering.

Say what the ninth reincarnation is!

Come and find the old people in the past life!

What else do you say, "I have a deceased to go to a thousand mountains, and I have traveled through a thousand mountains to find it." ”

It's simply the best magic stick!!

At that time, there were enough shadows, and she couldn't see Ye Xuan's face clearly, but now when she saw Ye Xuan's handsome face, okay, even if he was a god, he was a handsome guy.

But Shi Yibing asked, "Have you found the old man?"

Ye Xuan smiled softly: "I found it." ”

Suddenly!

Shi Yibing's body trembled and asked, "She...... Who is it?"

I don't know why, when she heard that Ye Xuan had found her old friend, she was inexplicably a little nervous.

Ye Xuan seemed to see her nervousness, the smile on her face became even richer, and her voice was full of banter.

"Far away, close at hand. ”

"Huh!"

Shi Yibing's little face turned red instantly, and he hung his head and couldn't speak.

Her heart was pounding, was it the sensation of a heartbeat?

From childhood to adulthood, she is beautiful, and her suitors are like Jiang Zhiqing, but I don't know why, in the dark, she always has a premonition!

She's waiting for someone!

Wait for an encounter!

Wait for a meeting!

Just like "when the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win countless in the world." ”

When she met the man on the shore of West Lake, this premonition became stronger and stronger.

From small to large, one plant at a time!

She once planted 40,000,000 roses in her yard,

Every morning, she sat at the door with a book in her hand.

I don't know how many men pass by, and they all praise her face better than the most beautiful roses,

There are also those who want to fold one or two flowers in her bun,

She ignored it all,

Until that day on the West Lake,

He played the harp and sang songs,

Tell the story of the wind and snow!

At that time, she knew,

These 40,000,000 roses

It's all his.

You have a thousand mountains to go, and today the old people meet again!

The gentleness of this moment is better than the beautiful scenery in the world.

And Su Xiaoli, who is innocent and ignorant of the world, didn't know that she had become an eyesore, and frowned and said:

"Oh my God, you two don't play dumb riddles, okay?"

After speaking, she stared at a pair of big eyes, looked at Ye Xuan and said, "Ye Shenzhu, since you can pinch and calculate, you will calculate it for me?"

"You?"

Ye Xuan turned his head, glanced at her, and said: "You don't have to count, you are born rich, from Zhong Mingding's family, kind-hearted, innocent and simple, ignorant of the world, and have a happy marriage and a happy life in the future." ”

In fact, Ye Xuan just glanced at this girl just now, and he probably knew her fate, this Su Xiaoli is still his old man.

is a descendant of Su Dongpo!

Therefore, Ye Xuan had a little affection for her.

Reading the hexagram is a very deep science, but for Ye Xuan, it couldn't be simpler.

Su Xiaoli's mouth pursed, but Ye Xuan was right, her family was one of the best in Hangzhou.

The Su family in Hangdu, who has been in business for generations,

The tea business of the Su family is very large, and it is very well-known in the world, and it is the first tea merchant in China, and the most precious tea is the best Longjing in the Ming Dynasty inherited by the old farmers of the Su family.

Speaking of this Ming Dynasty Longjing, there is also an allusion, Ye Xuan and Su Dongpo had a deep relationship, Ye Xuan's favorite tea is Su Dongpo's own Ming Dynasty Longjing planted by the West Lake, Su Dongpo in order to thank Ye Xuan, he ordered people to plant it from generation to generation.

Every year, Jiuxuan Group will purchase a large number of Ming Qian Longjing, just to leave it for Ye Xuan to drink.

However, when he heard what Ye Xuan said, he said with a face full of disbelief: "Jing said some good things, just like the fortune teller on the street, then what is the fate of our family Xiao Shi?"

Hearing this, Ye Xuan glanced at Shi Yiguang, his gaze extremely soft.

"Eyes cut autumn water, ten fingers pluck spring onions,

The beauty is empty, who is the fragrance for?

The quality is proud and frosty, and the fragrance contains autumn dew. ”

Ye Xuan groaned softly.

He asked himself that he had seen countless beauties, but Shi Yibing's beauty was really like fireworks that did not eat the world.

It's just that this girl has been waiting by the Nai He Bridge for 2,500 years for him.

Every time he thinks of this, he always feels that there is an indescribable sourness in his heart, and when he looks at it, Shi Yibing's eyebrows are really a touch of sadness that cannot be hidden, which is even more heart-wrenching, perhaps what is contained between his eyebrows is the strong longing for him in his previous life by the bridge of Naihe.

Ye Xuan shook his head and muttered to himself: "It's a pity, since ancient times, you have been so famous, you met me back then, lucky or unlucky?"

At the moment, he really regretted it!

If he hadn't started at the beginning, Shi Yibing wouldn't have suffered so much!!

Alas, Yang Sixuan is so!

The same is true for Shi Yibing!!

Ye Xuan, Ye Xuan, how many peerless beauties you have lost, you can only repay them in this life.

If other people knew that Xi Shi and Yang Yuhuan, among the four beauties, loved Ye Xuan more than their own lives, they wouldn't be crazy with jealousy.

Although Ye Xuan's voice was very low, there was no one else in the empty hundred-year lecture hall except for the three of them.

So, both girls could hear it clearly.

When they heard Ye Xuan praise Shi Yibing for her beauty, they all recognized it.

Because Shi Yibing is really beautiful.

But when he heard the latter sentence, Shi Yibing frowned slightly, his expression was gloomy, and he bowed his head and said nothing.

"Hey, how can you talk, how can you curse others casually?" At this moment, Su Xiaoli was a little annoyed.

Hearing this, Ye Xuan shook his head calmly, and a smile squeezed out of the corner of his mouth: "It's nothing, it's just a feeling in my heart!"

How does Su Xiaoli know how complicated the love and love between Ye Xuan and Shi Yibing is.

It's Shi Yibing, and now she hasn't fully recovered her memory, she just thinks Ye Xuan is special.

"Forget it, ignore you, it's time to eat, Xiao Shi, let's go eat. ”

With that, Su Xiaoli dragged Shi Yibing away, but Shi Yibing still didn't forget to look back at Ye Xuan.

Looking deeply at the back of the beautiful woman's departure, Ye Xuan secretly swore that Xiao Shi! In this life, I will definitely make you happy, peaceful, and joyful!

This is my promise to you Ye Jiuxuan!

Never go against it!!

After speaking, Ye Xuan left the Centennial Auditorium.

When he returned to his single-family villa on the edge of Weiyang Lake, an old man with an elegant temperament and dressed in Tang costume immediately greeted him.

"Professor Ye, I've finally waited for you. ”

Ye Xuan saw that it was Feng Daozi, the art master who had just competed with him in painting.

"It turned out to be Feng Lao, is there anything to do with me?"

Feng Daozi took a deep breath, seemed a little embarrassed, and plucked up his courage again, with a solemn face:

"Professor Ye, students want to worship you as a teacher and want to learn painting from you!"

"It turned out to be Feng Lao, is there anything to do with me?"

Feng Daozi took a deep breath, seemed a little embarrassed, and plucked up his courage again, with a solemn face:

"Professor Ye, students want to worship you as a teacher and want to learn painting from you!"

(End of chapter)