[517] The painting should have a spirit, and go away with the wind

The lines in the painting are particularly realistic, and the folds on the clothes fly up into the air, as if they were real.

Is this a painting?

Or is it true?

Unconsciously his hand slowly stretched out to the scroll, ready to verify what he was thinking.

"Ahem! The painting is not dry yet!"

Ye Xuan came back to his senses from his stunned and saw that this guy Feng Daozi was about to touch the picture scroll, so he hurriedly reminded him.

Feng Daozi's body trembled, took a long breath, and said in disbelief:

"Is all this true? How can there be such a painting in the world? I'm not dreaming, am I?"

He rubbed his eyes and muttered to himself.

Seeing Feng Daozi's appearance, at this moment, everyone's eyes gathered. When they saw the painting, they were all stunned.

More than a dozen masters in the front row stood up with a "swish" and couldn't help but walk over.

When they saw the work, it was as if they had seen a miracle.

"This is an oil painting, no, this is a Chinese painting, but Chinese painting pursues freehand, why is this painting so realistic?"

"No! it's not a purely realistic painting, it's full of verve, as if it's alive. ”

"Yes, Western paintings are far from achieving such an effect, the woman in this painting seems to be alive, flesh and blood, breathing, and beating!"

When Ye Xuan's work appeared, no one paid attention to Feng Daozi's work.

As if, one is a handan toddler's graffiti,

One is the masterpiece of the grandmaster who seized the world and created the luck of the world.

Compare the two!

Judgment from above!!

However, when everyone's attention was taken away from the beautiful clothes and their eyes moved up to see the face of this beautiful portrait, everyone was stunned.

"This, this ......"

The woman's face is elegant and charming, but the eyes are hollow.

It destroys the charm of this heirloom and makes people feel uncomfortable in their hearts.

"It's a masterpiece that has been handed down from generation to generation, but unfortunately it was ruined on the eyeballs. ”

"Yes, it's a pity, it's a pity!!"

Everyone looked sorry, as if these eyes had ruined a work of art that was unique in the world.

Feng Daozi sighed even more, he is a master of painting, and he knows the preciousness and classics of this work, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it has created a trend of the times.

"It's a pity, it's a pity. Feng Daozi's voice was full of deep sighs.

"These eyes ruined the whole picture, what a failure. ”

Listening to his words, Ye Xuan glanced at him, and said in a calm voice: "What's the hurry, I haven't painted the eyes yet." ”

"No wonder. ”

Feng Daozi rubbed his forehead and laughed: "Then please ask Professor Ye to draw his eyes quickly, don't let this peerless masterpiece lose its charm." ”

"yes, yes!"

"Please also ask Professor Ye to open our eyes. ”

The others relented, and the sight of such a great work of art made their hearts itch.

"You can't put the finishing touch on the picture, and the same is true for people. ”

Ye Xuan shook his head and said, his voice was filled with a faint majesty.

"If you draw the eyes, the person in the painting will have a spirit and will fly away. ”

Poof!

The crowd spurted blood.

Some of the students who were eating breakfast directly sprayed rice.

There were also classmates who were about to go to the toilet, who heard Ye Xuan's words and were teased to pee.

Draw the eye, and the person will fly away?

I'm afraid that's a fool, right?

"Professor Ye, there must be a limit to bragging, you paint your eyes now, if people can fly away, I will eat the painting." "Feng Daozi doesn't believe in evil anymore.

"That's right, I ate it too!"

"I believe in your ghost, if the person in this painting can fly, I will kneel down and call you Daddy while eating. ”

"Speechless, I've seen shameless people, but I didn't expect that there are even people who don't even want butts. If you paint, if people can fly, I will show this old face and recognize you as a grandfather. ”

One by one, the respected art masters scolded.

The students in the audience also laughed, in short, no one on or off the stage believed it.

Only Shi Yibing sat under the stage, looking at the painting in a daze, she always felt that the face of the person in the painting was similar to herself, but because of the huge defects in her eyes, people ignored the appearance of the person in the painting.

"Since you don't believe me, I'll give you two orders and let you see. ”

The words fell, and the wolf flowed quickly.

moment

The woman in the painting came alive, dancing, like an ancient fairy, and finally broke through the window and disappeared.

It's really a painting!

When everyone came back to their senses, the rice paper was white, and there was still a trace of painting.

"Impossible, what about the person in the painting? Where did the person in the painting go?"

"Oh my God, is it a dream?

"What the hell just happened? How do I feel that the person in the painting is alive?"

"Is this magic?"

Everyone was dumbfounded, but the person on the drawing paper had indeed disappeared!

The entire hall was stunned, horror crawling all over their cheeks.

They came back to their senses and stared at the rice paper as white as snow with a pair of stunned eyes, what happened just now?

Like a dream?

Illusory?

What a miracle!

Everyone was stunned and wanted to kneel down.

At this time, Ye Xuan looked at these art masters, slowly took off the drawing paper, looked at them with a wicked smile, and said slowly: "Eat." ”

"This ......"

The old faces of more than a dozen art masters were red, but if they all said it, the water that was spilled, how could they say that they would take it back, so they had to take the rice paper and chew it.

Everyone was shocked by the dancing figure of the person in the painting just now, but everyone didn't look carefully at what the person in the painting looked like, but Shi Yibing never left the face of the woman in the painting.

When Ye Xuan clicked down with two strokes, Shi Yibing was stunned!

Isn't that the dancing girl she?

Why?

Will the woman in Professor Yip's painting be her?

Who is he? Who is the person in the painting? Who am I? What is his relationship with the person in the painting? What is my relationship with the person in the painting?

At this moment, Shi Yibing only felt that his head was as big as a fight, and he looked at Ye Xuan and was silent.

At this time, more than a dozen art masters were eating paper.

The news media on the side were extremely excited, and the "pop" flash shot wildly.

You can already anticipate the headlines of today's news media.

"Professor Ye slapped the face of the famous art master of the imperial capital. ”

"Masters of art fail, binge eating paper!"

"Eat the paper! Master !!"

......

......

After these people finished eating the paper, Ye Xuan said slowly: "Who else disagrees with me?"

For a while, more than a dozen art masters stood stunned on the spot, unable to say a word.

Some people muttered two words at the corners of their mouths, wanting to come out and challenge Ye Xuan, but they quickly retreated, originally they were still a little confident, but when they saw Ye Xuan's paintings like miracles, they were stunned in their hearts.

Minutes and seconds passed.

For five minutes, the hall was silent.

No one stood up, and no one dared to stand up.

"I gave you a chance, since you didn't stand up, then please don't criticize me again in the future. Ye Xuan finished speaking lightly, and was about to announce that today's class was over.

At this time, suddenly a student-like person stood up, he was very handsome and dressed in a more hip-hop style.

He squinted his eyes, looked at Ye Xuandao, and said, "Professor Ye, let me introduce myself, under Li Zhichao, a junior at Jingbei University, can I challenge you?"

"Of course. Ye Xuan nodded: "Let me emphasize again, no matter who it is, no matter what it is, you can challenge me, and I will not refuse to come." ”

"Good!"

Li Zhichao's eyes lit up, and he said excitedly: "But you said this, no matter who it is?"

Ye Xuan nodded and said affirmatively: "Yes, that's right." ”

Li Zhichao thought for a while and said: "Professor Ye, poetry and songs, unparalleled in the world, can't be compared!"

"Professor Ye, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, breathtaking, incomparable!"

"Compared with the handsome, Professor Ye is handsome, handsome and breaks the sky, I can't compare. ”

"It seems that the only thing I can compare with Mr. Ye is ......"

He deliberately lengthened his voice and said, "Swearing." ”

Nani?

Everyone seemed to have heard it wrong, and looked at Li Zhichao in a daze.

Li Zhichao repeated again and said: "That's right, it's more than scolding." I think that I can only compare to you by scolding, do you know? I am the president of the Association of Jingbei University for Scolding the Dead, and I have been scolding for 3,000 miles in my life, and I am an invincible opponent all over the world. ”

"If I curse, the living will be able to scold to death, and the dead will be angry. Life and death, life and death, in my eyes, is a matter of one mouth. ”

......

What?

Scolding the dead does not pay for their lives?

Are you still the president?

Oh my God, what the hell is this!!

Jingbei University, the most well-known university in China, and such a strange club, is really amazing!

There is also a competition than scolding, social society, all social people!

Ye Xuan thought for a while and said, "Compare and scold with me, it's fresh! Okay, then compare with each other." ”

"I'll come first, Professor Ye, I'm offended! If the following remarks cause you discomfort, I hope you will be able to do so. ”

Li Zhichao crossed his hands on his hips, held his chest up, looked at Ye Xuan, took a deep breath, and scolded: "You are a **." ”

He only cursed and warmed up first.

What the.

**？

Is it so straightforward?

But that's also a curse?

And scolding the president of the association?

Ye Xuan rubbed his forehead and said speechlessly, "Are you praising me?"

Everyone was stunned, how can this be a compliment? He scolded you for being a **, this is obviously insulting you! You must hit him back hard.

Any man who is insulted like this will not be able to bear it, and he will definitely scold him back, or even do it!

But Ye Xuan had a smile on the corner of his mouth, and he didn't look angry at all, everyone was a little stunned, why wasn't Professor Ye angry?

"Strange, can Professor Ye endure this?"

"When you are scolded like this, you are not angry?"

"If you want me, I'll do it. ”

At this time, Ye Xuan smiled instead: "Thank you for complimenting me." ”

Even Li Zhichao was stunned!

"Professor Ye, why are you so good at not distinguishing between words? I'm scolding you. ”

Ye Xuan shook his head, no, this is the highest compliment you have for a person!!

At this moment, everyone was stunned, their eyes were full of doubt, they didn't know how this could be a compliment?

Is there something wrong with Ye Xuan's brain?

Confused?

At this time, Ye Xuan smiled and explained:

"** is a very tenacious thing, everyone in life, work, if you encounter something unpleasant, please take out, your own second, stare at it, meditate on the spirit it contains: can be long and short, can be thick and thin, can bend and stretch, can be soft and hard, can withstand dampness and darkness to learn it, the difficulties in front of you are a ......"

it!

How can it be explained!!

Everyone suddenly realized!!

"Professor Ye, it's high!

"Grass, Daigo empowerment, enlightenment!"

"It turns out that others say that I am a **, which is the greatest praise for me, study, study!"

"Professor Ye, what a man of God, listening to your words is better than reading for ten years!!"

Even Li Zhichao "poofed" and almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, he scolded so many times, the first time he heard this kind of explanation!

Strong!

That's amazing!!

At this time, Ye Xuan had already changed his words, looked at Li Zhichao, and scolded:

"Just you kid, you still want to scold me, you're too tender, right?"

"I've seen shameless people, I didn't expect you to even want your ass, for a shameless villain like you, I just want to say, may the disease defeat you as soon as possible. ”

"In addition, for those who provoke trouble and scold me for no reason, I just want to say four words to him - please (qu) you (ni) self (ma) heavy (de)!"

Ye Xuan came out with a series of several sentences, only scolding Li Zhichao's face and ears, but Ye Xuan spoke very quickly, a bit similar to the comedy master Zhou Xingxing, the problem is that Zhou Xingxing will also take a breath and take a break, Ye Xuan seems to not need to pant and breathe.

"Compare and scold with me? Who gave you the courage, Zhou Qilin or Liang Jingru? Look at your big face? Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ, when I see you, I only feel a sense of superiority in IQ spontaneously!!

"Yes, I really don't want to scold you, because I know, never fight with beasts, win? You are more beasts than beasts, lose? You are not as good as beasts, tie? What is the difference between you and beasts?"

"What's more, when it comes to scolding, I can't fight the second goods, because you will pull my IQ to the same level as you, and then beat me with your rich experience. ”

Finally, Ye Xuan paused for 0.01 seconds, and then continued to scold:

"Young man, I'm really not scolding you, I'm just expounding a fact and reason, in fact, when I first saw someone like you looking for scolding, a word came to my mind, it was the word 'well'!"

Everyone is wondering why the 'well'?

Could it be the frog at the bottom of the well?

I only heard Ye Xuan say quietly: "Both horizontal and vertical are two!!"

Poof!

The whole scene burst into laughter.

And Ye Xuan said reluctantly: "Child, if you are sick, you have to be treated, don't delay, why do you want to give up treatment, look at your current appearance, people are not ghosts or ghosts? Even if you give up treatment, it is your own business, but it is your fault that you come out to affect the society." ”

(End of chapter)