Tang Se's whole body was numb, and he said in his heart: "I, why am I not dead yet" He looked at the sky hard, it was completely different, and said in his heart: "This is heaven! ”

Tang Se was ready to get up, but then he realized that the bones in his whole body seemed to be broken, and it hurt to move, a light and shadow flashed into Tang Se's mind, "pop" Tang Se was struck by lightning again, Tang Se was stunned, his body could actually move, although it was very painful, Tang Se loved it with all his heart, so he stood up tenaciously.

"Papapa" saw a little fox demon running behind him, and sighed: "I didn't expect that there are people who bully the small in such a beautiful place as heaven." ”

Two blue wolf demons: "Boy, what nonsense are you talking about, hurry up and get out of the way!"

Tang Se: "Some people die lighter than a feather or heavier than Mount Tai, I don't go to hell, who goes to hell?"

The two wolf demons said to Tang Se, "I am a subordinate of the First Demon King of the Three Realms, which is why I am so rampant. ”

Tang Se: "Who is the Demon King?"

"The grandson of the founder of the Demon Realm, Nima Kikodo," said the two wolf demons.

The fox demon behind Tang Se said, "Big brother, you go, leave me alone." ”

Tang Se was stunned for a moment, as if he remembered what he said in "The Rebirth of the Best Immortal Emperor", hey, he won't cross over, Tang Se sighed, no matter how powerful it is, what's the use, the daughter-in-law is gone, even if she changes to a better one, she can't make up for it, because Tang Se is moved by her true feelings.

The two wolf demons sighed when they saw Tang Se, and shouted again: "Boy, hurry up and get out of Lao Tzu, otherwise, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will break your body into ten thousand pieces." ”

Tang Se took out the Nokia, and the mobile phone rang "My skateboard shoes are fashionable and fashionable, and I can't help but rub and rub on the way home"

"Rubbing on this slippery ground"

"Rubbing on this slippery ground"

"One step at a time, one step at a time, rubbing one step at a time, like the devil's pace"

"I see myself in the moonlight"

"Sometimes it's far, sometimes it's close"

"I feel a force driving my steps"

"With skateboard shoes, you can't be afraid of the dark"

............ – "My Skate Shoes"

Two wolf demons: "What slippers?"

Tang Se smiled and said, "You want to know?"

Two wolf demons: "Think"

Tang Se: "Love and story in King's Canyon"

"Reveal to all people"

"Hahaha, you can't beat me."

"There's no way, I'm just so strong"

"Hahahahaha, can't catch up with me!"

"La-la-c-c-la

"Let's all go together, I'm not scared at all"

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, Shakespear can't beat me."

"Lao Tzu is so powerful"

"God blocks and kills God, Buddha blocks and kills Buddha"

Two wolf demons: "What do you mean, who is the stupid pen, it sounds good, it should be ours!"

Tang Se laughed so much that he almost vomited blood, and the two wolf demons said to Tang Se: "Boy, don't think that you praise us as stupid, we can let you go." Praise a few more, maybe you can let you go. ”

Tang Se pulled the fox demon's clothes and said, "You guys are insane, I'll take this little girl away." ”

Two wolf demons: "This benevolent brother is slow, I can't hide it, this fox spirit... Phew, it's this little girl's family who has committed the demon king's taboo, if Brother Ren praises us a few more words, we will say that this little girl is dead, anyway, the demon king has never seen this little girl. ”

Tang Se: "Who are you, of course it's Ai Swing Dance, by the way, your nickname is Scratching Silkworm, your milk name is Zhisang, and you are known as Liu Blind, I think you are Wang Badan, and some of you look like Zhu Bajie, your sister." ”

Two wolf demons: "Good poetry!

One of the wolf demons said: "Oh, my name is Wang Ba, and one more egg is Wang Ba's egg, the master is worthy of being a master, and he actually knows that my name is Wang Ba!"

Another: "Oh, I'll go, I also found out that my name is Jieba Pig, I didn't expect it to be so domineering in reverse, okay, great, I'll contact my eighty mother, change my name, so happy." Thank you for the name!"

Two wolf demons: "We happen to be brothers, and the master has given us a father in our names, so thank you very much." ”

There was a wolf demon: "Ba, it's really domineering, what's the name of the two tyrants." ”

Another: "Stupid, the two tyrants called "Dad" got it!"

Tang Se smiled, and was stunned in his heart, Nima, it turns out that you call this ghost name!

Tang Se hugged the little fox demon: "Say goodbye to everyone!"

The little fox demon definitely can't beat the wolf demon, just by looking at her age and size, you can know that the little fox demon simply let Tang Se hug her, after all, she is so simple.

Little Fox Demon: "Thank you, big brother! My name is Su Jiu'er, what is your name, big brother?"

Tang Se scolded in his heart when he heard this, where is this nun traveling to, it is not good to travel to the early stage of the supermarket?

After all, he used Tang Se's history class to make up for sleep, and he almost didn't even think of the Shang Dynasty, but it's not been a year and a half to read novels, at least he can know some, hey, it seems to be the Spring Dynasty, the first dynasty in my country, the Spring Dynasty, a little unpleasant, is it the Xia Liu Dynasty?

Tang Se thought about it carefully, oops, it was Xia Liuchao, and he hadn't read a history book for many years.

Su Jiu'er: "Big brother, what's your name!"

Tang Se said lightly: "Under the surname Tang, Jiu'er, you can call me Brother Tang in the future!"

Although Su Jiu'er was simple, she also knew a little about the common feelings of one or two people, and said with a smile: "Brother Tang~"

Tang Se almost vomited blood, and sighed in his heart, "It's worthy of being a fox spirit, and it's Daji." ”

Tang Se thought that Su Da was already under Nuwa, so he said, "Jiu'er, do you know Nuwa?"

Su Jiu'er's face turned red, Tang Se nodded at her, indicating that he would not reveal it: "I... Actually, I'm Nuwa Niangniang's apprentice, only.. It's just me. I have pubic dysfunction. ”

Tang Se touched Su Jiu'er's head in embarrassment, and Su Jiu'er continued: "Everyone in the family was killed by those so-called famous and decent people in order to protect me!" Speaking of this, Su Jiu'er's eyes flowed with tears.

Tang Se: "Jiu'er, didn't Nuwa help you?"

Su Jiu'er: "No, no, Nuwa Niangniang probably missed Pangu Daxian again that year." ”

Tang Se: "Then Jiu'er, why don't you go to Nuwa to cultivate, you have the strength to take revenge!"

Su Jiu'er cried directly, without saying a word, her little hand took out a cheats book from her arms, only to see that it said, "Yin dysfunction people can't practice any exercises, cheats." ”

Tang Se stretched out his hand and took the cheats, with a light fragrance, it should be Su Jiu'er's body fragrance, worthy of being a demon, don't look at Su Jiu'er's cuteness, although the body fragrance is not tempting, but it is definitely smelled once and for the second time, Tang Se is not a very lustful person, take it and turn the first page:

If the treatment of yin impotence must be the first double rest, the age is not limited, another choice, the way of heaven is broken, the cultivation is divided into entry, germination, moisturizing, all red, superb, broken Dao, demon half immortal, earth demon fairy, real demon fairy, Da Luo demon fairy, demon heavenly fairy......

Each stage has 10 layers of small realms, and breakthroughs can advance to the next realm.

Seeing Tang Se, he was speechless, although this marked the method of cultivating immortals, but with their demon clan, they could completely rely on the pill to improve their strength, according to this, there would be no way to use the pill.

And the first part of the door is a double holiday, Tang Se scolded: "Hold the grass, high towards your horse nose, no wonder there are so many scumbags in this world, people and demons are interconnected, and I actually passed this on." ”

What makes Tang Se speechless the most is that according to this cheats, there are 6 stages of double rest, and this is also a demon way in how to cultivate, demon fairy, what kind of bullshit Nuwa, it is clear that she is using this to let Su Jiu'er hook up with King Shang, this is wonderful to kill people with a knife.

Tang Se hugged Su Daji: "Jiu'er, it's okay if you don't cultivate like this." ”

"Snap" Another purple desolate thunder slashed at Tang Se, and Tang Se pushed Su Jiu'er, who was blushing and crying, out.

Boom......