Chapter 3: I Can Cure Impotence
Su Jiu'er's face was extremely ruddy, looking like a red apple, and the color was smooth, even if you were a dead person, you could see it, you could cheat the corpse, Tang Se silently said, "What is Yin Impotence?"
Tang Se was struck by lightning, and he forgot about it.
Su Jiu'er sighed helplessly on the side, Tang Se was also very blindsided, and when she thought about it, she wanted to scold Nuwa, one thing descends one thing, there will not be only one way to do everything, but give her this, Tang Se comforted her a few words and took Su Jiu'er to the city Chinese medicine hall to see a doctor.
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The old man said lightly: "There is no cure for this disease, and the old man guarantees with his many years of experience in medicine that there is no one in the world who can cure this disease, even if it is a Daluo immortal." ”
Tang Se pulled Su Jiu'er to another house, the young doctor: "Pay nine pieces of top-grade Tianling Jade first, and the ancestor will only prescribe prescriptions, regardless of the ...... of the condition."
Tang Se is simply a mortal in this world, and no one can afford to mess with him, so he has money.
A group of people carried a luxury sedan chair, walking on the street, Tang Se's mind flashed a light and shadow, this is the first family in the capital, the Liu family, this small city, located in the Kyoto branch 136 city, the outer city, suddenly the sedan chair stopped.
The big man shouted to Tang Se: "Hey, boy, get out of the way, don't get in the way, good dogs don't get in the way!"
Tang Se took Su Jiu'er's hand and walked towards the inn, "You stop! Who let you go!"
Tang Se turned his face and looked at Dahan, Dahan: "I'll let you go, put down the fox demon in your hand, and spare you from dying!"
Tang Se said righteously: "People and demons are all things, they should be treated equally, at the beginning of people, their nature is good, do you want to kill them all?"
Dahan smiled evilly: "Boy, what do you know, this kind of fox demon has been slaughtered by the Nine Clans, and they are all soaked in wine and drunk, you give her to me, we have 55 points, I don't think you are very rich." Or we'll cooperate!"
Su Jiu'er hugged Tang Se tighter, Tang Se: "In broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun, do you still want to rob people?"
Tang Se immediately took out a token from his pocket, Tang Se remembered that he seemed to be the Nine Emperor Princes here in his previous life, and the big man immediately knelt down when he saw it: "The grass people participate in His Royal Highness the Nine Emperor Princes, please atone for the Nine Emperor Princes!"
Tang Se was also stunned, he used to be the Nine Emperor Princes in his previous life, so it would be easy to do.
As soon as he turned around, the big man didn't even have a shadow, and Tang Se was also very uncomfortable, and he was about to enter the palace, but this guy ran away.
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A woman with a golden purple dragon jade hairpin on her head slapped the jade table, and the jade table was directly slapped into powder, "You said that Xia Liu, that guy is not dead?"
The big man replied with a panicked face: "Yes." ”
Woman: "You go out first!"
The woman said to herself in disbelief: "I have to quickly inform the imperial brother that this Xia Liu is not dead, and this scum has returned." ”
Tang Se wanted to go to the previous life of this body: the Nine Emperors were a waste, all kinds of heavenly and earthly treasures were used, Xia Huang didn't know how many doctors, medical immortals, and martial arts masters of various factions he had invited, but the Nine Emperors still did not enter the Tao, Xia Huang loved the Nine Emperors the most, it had been 16 years in a blink of an eye, the Nine Emperors were still useless, and the Xia Emperor gradually became more ashamed of the Nine Emperors, wondering if his genetics were bad, and in the following year, in order to keep the throne, the eldest prince spent a lot of money to let Kunlun send the eldest disciples, beat the Nine Emperors to death, and repeatedly threw them down from the cliff, picked them up again, and threw them again, and finally the Nine Emperors were really thrown into"Scum"
Su Jiu'er saw that Tang Se was in a daze, so she didn't say anything, and in an instant, a thunder sounded in the sky.
Tang Se thought that he was here to split himself again, so he wanted to push Su Jiu'er away, Tang Se's feet slipped, and as a result, Su Jiu'er was pressed down, only to see Su Jiu'er's face flushed, Tang Se didn't know what to do, and didn't get up for a long time.
There was a burst of thunder again, and Tang Se came back to his senses, Tang Se's face was green, holding the grass, my hand actually put it on someone's chest for so long.
Oh my god, no wonder Su Jiu'er's face turned even redder, Tang Se hurriedly got up and pulled Su Jiu'er up, Tang Se was amazed, it was worthy of an ancient costume, and it felt good.
Su Jiu'er said coquettishly: "Bad brother!"
Tang Se smiled awkwardly, took Su Jiu'er's hand and left, Tang Se knew that he had a daughter-in-law, so he couldn't bring hats to others!
And you see that Su Jiu'er is so young, and she has her name in the god list, which marks that she is a great god, and she is a mortal to find a powerful wife, you think this is a novel!
Tang Se smiled helplessly: "Now my name is Xia Liu, let's go, my brother will take you to the imperial city to have fun.. Phew, take a look. ”
Su Jiu'er didn't struggle and went with Tang Se, the people along the way were full of contempt, these two people really have the same disease, they don't even enter the Dao, especially this man, he looks like he is 20 years old, he doesn't even enter the Dao, it's really a waste, it looks like he is going to the imperial city, it won't be the Xia Emperor's waste!
The newborn children of the common people are all martial arts, 4th order, and the lowest is also 2nd order, this prince is really funny.
Ordinary people can be admitted to the academy or sect when they reach the Nine Heavens of the Martial Dao.
If he was not admitted, he could only rely on pills, or alchemy to enter the Dao, and Tang Se still failed.
Tang Se is just very embarrassed, although he is not a real Xia Liu, but he has crossed over, but he still has to pretend, think about it carefully, oops, no, although this world is very similar to what was recorded in the 21st century, but there is no cultivation from ancient times to the present, that is to say, it is different from history.
I remember that Yao Shunyu seemed to be a Zen concession system at that time, whoever had talent would be the emperor, and there was no difference between the prince and the prince.
"Pop" is another purple desolate thunderbolt, Tang Se held Su Jiu'er in his arms, after all, this dress is an insulator, "pop" is another ...... I don't know how many cuts were made, but finally the sky cleared.
Tang Se's clothes were split and only scum was left, and Su Jiu'er looked at it again, Tang Se really wanted to find a pit to bury himself, Su Jiu'er's face was red, and he seemed to be used to it, but he was still holding Tang Se.
Tang Se hurriedly packed up his baggage, and he didn't even know that he had packed one more thing.
Tang Se had no choice but to buy a piece of clothing, and the people who sold the clothes laughed, this product has no martial arts and will be punished by God.
Tang Se has only a few spirit stones on his body, just enough to buy a piece of clothing, Tang Se opened the burden and took a look, I'll go, a book, Yuan Shi Tianzun, the author of "Specializing in the Treatment of Yin and Yang Impotence", holding grass,, Yuan Shi Tianzun's, Tang Se pulled Su Jiu'er to an inn, and then opened the book.
Yin and yang, whether it is yin or yang, it must be done by two people of the opposite sex together, Tang Se's face is green, is this going to be highly skilled?
Turn the second page, men and women meditate separately, and recite Tianpin Qing Xiujue, clothes to care (in case the yin and yang two qi are smoothly organized by the clothes), the two sides of the palm (yin and yang two qi flow out from the palms of both hands), wait for the yin and yang two qi from the sky to return to the body (Tianpin Qing Xiujue will let the palms of both sides accumulate aura), yin and yang complement each other (the role of Tianpin Qing Xiujue is to gather aura, often confused, with the two hands and spiritual qi complementary, yin and yang two qi will be evenly divided), when returning to the body, the transparent heaven and earth essence will be leaked (at the end, there will be incomplete aura and sweat on the body, most of them are attached to the yin and yang essence of heaven and earth, not that, believe me) There is a bonus, and the yin body can be directly transformed into a true immortal from mortals, the yang body can obtain the heavenly edge.
Tang Se's face was green, his hands were on his palms, he couldn't wear clothes yet, complementary, the essence or something was completely a little blindfolded, Su Jiu'er blushed, and opened the third page:
Yin and Yang impotence heaven and earth can not be cured, for this deity has studied for many years, to avoid the world misunderstanding, Yin and Yang complementarity is not that, to avoid the world to scold the deity shameless, the deity to study 100 ways to cure Yin and Yang impotence.
Page 4: You can personally build a yin and yang array, with dozens of Taoist priests of various factions to help, each silently reciting the mental method of each faction, the formation can bear up to four people, and the helpers can only help once in their lives. No bonus.
Page 5: With (such as the Buddha) foot washing water and the blood of the Nine Heavens Xuannu, the yin and yang water of heaven and earth can be plasticized, and there is no bonus.
Page 6: Waiting for the 2000 year to use the blood of Tang monks to refine the two qi of yin and yang, there is a bonus, mortals feather and fly, immortality (ps: immortality is just that the face will not be old, or will die), directly against the peak of yin and yang Buddhism, with seventy-two changes.
Page 7: Heal with the unique secret method of the Tongtian Sect Master. No markup, salary deduction.
Tang Se is also blindfolded, and his salary is deducted. The next page made Tang Se even more speechless.
Page 8: Alchemy with the soul of the traverser can replenish the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire and earth, replenish yin and yang, increase the universe, turn the general rebellion into immortals, cultivate for the peak, additional, the law of time and space. (You can use this method to travel through time and space, and use the power of the law to directly crush the opponent, no matter how strong the opponent is.) )
Page 9: The Secret of Heaven Must Not Be Revealed.
Page 10: The Secret of Heaven Must Not Be Revealed.
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Page 100: The Secret of Heaven Must Not Be Revealed.
Tang Se scolded secretly, "What about the hundred kinds that you said were good?"
Su Jiu'er cried directly, and didn't understand what this meant, Tang Se: "Jiu'er, don't cry, why are you crying!"
Su Jiu'er: "This, there is a ban in this city, so those seniors can't enter, only Nuwa Niangniang can summon me over, and Nuwa Niangniang will take hundreds of years to retreat and cultivate." ”
Tang Se smiled and said, "Isn't there a first one?"
Su Jiu'er's face immediately turned red, but she still cried and said, "I... ”
Tang Se said lightly: "What's wrong with you?"
Su Jiu'er said helplessly: "People who are too close to me will be cursed, and those who blaspheme me will... will explode and die. ”
Tang Se: "Stop, stop, I won't blaspheme you." ”
Su Jiu'er: "See me.. The people in my body will be slashed by the Nine Heavens Purple Desolation Flood and Thunder until they die. or...."
Tang Se smiled and said, "Or what?"
Su Jiu'er said loudly: "Or disappear directly from this world, whether it is male or female, it is effective." ”
Su Jiu'er said embarrassedly: "Those who molested me will be forbidden by the Heavenly Dao for spells and cultivation." ”
Tang Se: "You're so powerful?"
Su Jiu'er said ashamedly: "Our Nine Heavens Purple Spirit Fox is here. ...... like this"
Tang Se: "Don't say it, the first one is feasible." ”
Su Jiu'er: "Ah, Brother Tang should forget it!"
Tang Se lowered his head and whispered in Su Jiu'er's ear, "Or train my soul into an elixir?"
Su Jiu'er: "Ah, Brother Tang, you.."
Tang Se: "That's right, I'm not from this world, I'm crossing." It should not be limited by what you say. ”
Tang Se said proudly: "Every day I am split by the Nine Heavens Purple Desolation Flood Thunder, besides, I haven't teased you one day?"
Tang Se then said, "Am I not close to you?
Su Jiu'er's face turned red, and she was right when she thought about it, "Brother Tang, people don't want you to take this risk." Just don't try it. ”
Tang Se: "Anyway, Lei can't kill me, maybe he can go back to my era?"
Su Jiu'er nodded helplessly, Tang Se: "So I can cure this disease, you know!"