Chapter 25: Oh yes, I have the system
As soon as they got out of Chang'an City, they met robbers, and the three of Tang Burning Chestnuts also knew that there were robbers, but they didn't expect to meet a few, because the original book didn't say it.
The robber 24 people saw that Tang burned chestnuts and seemed to be very rich, and the thin robber's eyes moved: "Wow, beauty, boss beauty!", the robber leader's eyes were straight: "Stupid, are you blind to me?", the fat robber couldn't help but drool: "Oh, I've made a lot of money, look at their dress, there is gold and silver at a glance", the robbers: .....
The thin robber took a step forward: "I opened this mountain and planted this tree, if you want to pass through and leave to buy road wealth...", bang, Tang burned chestnut A purple gold bowl smashed over, and the thin robber was smashed more than 10 meters away, life and death were uncertain, and the other robbers were blinded.
"If anyone does not offend me, I will not offend anyone, but I will die. Tang Burning Chestnut said awe-inspiringly.
"Hero, we didn't offend you!" said the robbers.
"Bang" Tang burned chestnuts and smashed a brick over: "What do you see, do you dare to look at my wife? Those who offend my woman will be punished, and those who look at my woman will either die or be disabled!"
"Bang", Tang burned chestnuts 3 bricks smashed over, bang, smashed 20 to death, and two more.
"Hand over all the money on your body, and then cut off your hands to spare you from death!" Tang Yao Chestnut said.
The bandit leader and the fat robber both knelt down and handed over all the money on their bodies.
"It's only more than 100,000 taels of silver, how can you be a robber? Forget it, I was tolerant and reluctantly accepted, even if you paid me a tribute. Tang Burning Chestnut said.
The robber leader and the fat robber were blinded, and their hearts said: This is not enough, we are good robbers, and we generally rob articles and ancient poems, which are all our 10 years, and we have not robbed you yet, we were robbed by you, you are good, like a good person.
"Don't get out of here, if you don't get out, don't ask for any more eggs!" said Tang Burning Chestnut.
The robbers rolled in.
"Ding Dong kills the bandit, and sends a fragment of the anti-wound stabbing armor and the dragon sword~," Tang Burning Chestnut's system said.
All systems: "Ding Dong, reward the Classic of Mountains and Seas x1"
The three of them were blinded to think about whether there is a Classic of Mountains and Seas in Journey to the West, system: "The Classic of Mountains and Seas refers to all the monsters or immortals encountered, which can be recorded, and automatically recorded by this system, the monster is encountered for the first time or has been killed, and it can be summoned by consuming experience points, and the immortals can also be summoned by experience points when they encounter 10 times."
"System, I have experience points?" said Tang Burning Chestnut.
System: "Sorry host has no experience points"
The second daughter also got it, but she didn't think that Tang Yan asked this and that, and the question was the same as a pen, which was equivalent to a master who kept asking his apprentice questions (on the premise that the master didn't know the answer).
"How do you earn system experience points?"
System: "It can be obtained through tasks, but the special nature of the host causes the system tasks to never come out"
"The author of the pen, and so lustful that he only rewards beautiful women, not labor rewards, they are all basically invincible by you, the unlucky author, the author of the damn tm, deserves to be single for a lifetime" Tang Burning Chestnut scolded secretly.
System: "Ding Dong, the host insults the highest authority to gain 10,000 experience points"
Author: "Ding Dong, system rebellion, Tang Hu's main quest activation, side quest activation, new tired Tang Hu's system, sick jump~ generated, beauties have been added, rewards have increased, time has increased, reputation points have dropped to 0, all levels are unlocked"
"Hahahaha, the author is mad at us hahaha", whatever reputation points he has, Tang Yao Chestnut said.
Sick jump: "Tang Hu is about to accept the beauty, all the systems present are upgraded, Tang Hu and the three of them will be rewarded with 98k4 plus 10 8x mirrors ~ next time AKM will be rewarded x1 per person"
"Nani, labor and management are invincible!" Tang Yao Chestnut said in surprise.
Suddenly blinded, what about the beauties?
Tang Yan continued to sail west, and suddenly a beautiful shadow flashed, and Tang Yan said in his heart: The car, the car that came, and it seems to be a BMW.
Tang Yan felt that the situation was serious and hurriedly ran, bang, a BMW hit me, boom, just hit Tang Yan who escaped.
Tang Feng secretly scolded:, unlucky author, I was hit by a carriage one day ago, and I was hit by a BMW today, is it a plane hit again tomorrow? Hmph, the author, you wait, no matter who hits labor and management to do something, if it is a beautiful woman, it will be pickled if it is a man, and suddenly Tang Feng secretly scolded: author, if a beautiful woman asks me to use such a small body, how can I do it, author, you are too unmeritorious.
Hey~ It's Princess Taiping: "Oh, it's you, young lady!" Tang Yu went to talk to him.
"Little monk, are you okay?" said Princess Taiping.
"Hooligans, but I like it," Kara said Yakuri.
Princess Taiping: "......"
"It's okay to say nothing, young lady, it's okay for you to play hooligan in front of the poor monk, please pay attention to your body?"
Princess Taiping's face was full of doubts: "?"
"Little sister, you're not dressed properly!" Tang Burning Chestnut said with a few laughs.
"Ah, rascals," shouted Princess Taiping.
Tang Yan joked: "Don't do it, anyway, I've seen it, and no one cares about it, so I don't know how it feels to the touch?"
"You...," Princess Taiping retorted angrily.
"It's the same person who has fallen to the end of the world, girl, this is yours, isn't it?" Tang Yao Chestnut said again with righteousness and awe.
"Why are you so thick-skinned?" Princess Taiping hurriedly sorted out her clothes and asked rhetorically.
"Amitabha, my master said that people must be shameless, cheeky, prodigal, cheap, sassy, and pretending to be forced, otherwise it will be uncomfortable to live, and it is better to be happy than a dog!" Tang Yao Chestnut said.
"It seems to make some sense," Princess Taiping said speechlessly.
"Nonsense, it doesn't make sense for me to do anything with the master, it's better to chop the master and eat it, what do you want the useless master to do?" (the premise is: nothing has been handed over to your teacher or master, as the saying goes: one day is a teacher, life is a father)" Tang Yao Chestnut said.
"I don't care, I want you to be responsible!" Princess Taiping said.
"If you are responsible, you are responsible, the poor monk is a pure person, I don't know if the young lady can accept it" Tang Yao Chestnut was overjoyed when he heard it.
"As long as you are still pure, your eyes have never left, and it is cheap for you to be responsible, hum!" Princess Taiping said in her heart.
"Yes," Princess Taiping said.
"I didn't expect the young lady to be a cheerful person, I like it so much!" said Tang Yao Chestnut.
Princess Taiping suddenly blushed.
Liu Shishi and Zhao Ling'er are also happy, the system task has been completed, but they envy Princess Tianping who seems to be more beautiful than them.
"Ding Dong, the system is successfully bound" Princess Taiping suddenly remembered in her consciousness, and she was startled at first, but later adapted to it (the heroine's general skills were activated).
Tang Burning Chestnut was blinded, wouldn't it be that the young lady I received in the future would have a common system, wouldn't it be invincible, wouldn't it be impossible to rebel against labor and capital, although Tang Burning Chestnut pretended to be very happy, in fact, he always wanted to scold the author.
The thought that he was a big man and couldn't do a sister paper made his heart hurt.
By the way, the task reward, Tang burned chestnuts: "Sick jump, what about the reward?"
Sick jump: "The reward has arrived, and the protagonist's space aura is one"
Tang Yu and his gang are blinded, but the protagonist's aura knows what the hell is the protagonist's spatial aura?
System: "Ding Dong, congratulations to the masters, the system has been successfully upgraded and has been merged into one system!"
Tang Burning Chestnut was blinded and thought: Can I use the heroine's general skills or something?
System: "Ding Dong, sorry master, because you are not the male master!"
"I'm not the protagonist, what am I?" asked Tang Burning Chestnut rhetorically.
System: "Ding Dong, master, you are the top bag"
System: "The hero of Journey to the West is Tang Seng, and Tang Seng is your father"
"My dad?" said Tang Burning Chestnut.
System: "Because your father, Tang Seng is addicted to wine, and was caught and exiled to the world by the heavens with the forbidden technique against the sky, the golden cicada in the Buddha realm can pass on the soul to future generations and pass it on to you, but the soul is stable, so you can't pass it on, and it proves that you are the person who learns the scriptures from the destiny"
System: "So you have the right to accept the right to use the male lead, and you don't have the legal right to be the heroine!"
System: "Even if you become the male protagonist, you can't use the things and skills common to the female protagonist!"
Tang Yao Chestnut was blinded, but he had a sense of confidence in his heart: "I accept to be the leading actor." ”
System: "Good!"
The four of them appeared in the protagonist's space aura, and then the system: "You can enter the space by silently reciting the word aura, but you can directly take the abbreviated aura of things in the space aura outside"
Suddenly popped out 98k 4 handfuls, and 8x mirrors, Tang Yu and his group were startled: "It's actually a wireless bullet!"
Sick jump: "Conquer Sun Wukong within 1 hour and reward AKM 10 and 4x mirrors!"
Tang burned chestnuts and was blinded again, so fast, no matter what, he was about to get on the BMW, only then did he find that the BMW was broken.
Blinded and then the four of them got on the horse, the breeze blew, and the three girls' faces suddenly turned red, which was basically equivalent to lying on Tang Yan's body, Tang Yan was rain or shine, but he was happy, which was called cheap and good.
Author: "Hmph, the next chapter will teach Tang Yu a lesson, and it's useless to give a fake one"
Soon came to Wuzhi Mountain, Tang burned chestnuts and recited Hinayana Buddhist scriptures, and Sun Wukong should be coming out.....
When he came to the Five Elements Mountain, Tang Yao Chestnut recited the Hinayana Buddhist scriptures and there were still 40 minutes before the end of the system's task time, but Tang Yan didn't even see the hair, let alone Sun Wukong, Tang Yan was a little impatient.
"System, get out of the way for labor!" shouted Tang Yao Chestnut.
System: "Something?"
"Break the system, what about Sun Wukong? Call labor and management to come but there is no hair, you let me go and collect a wool!!" Tang Burning Chestnut said.
System: "The host Sun Wukong is in the Five Elements Mountain!"
"Fart, there's not even a single monkey hair up and down the mountain!" Tang said Burnt Chestnut.
System: "Sun Wukong is in the Five Elements Mountain!"
", inside the Five Elements Mountain?" asked Tang Burning Chestnut.
System: "Uh-huh"
"Why was he crushed in the Five Elements Mountain? Shouldn't he be under the Five Elements Mountain?" Tang Yao Chestnut asked again.
System: "Buddha of the Buddha!"
"Day, I know, broken system, I want to say that Sun Wukong shouldn't be pressed under the Five Elements Mountain, how can he be pressed in the Five Elements Mountain?" Tang Yao Chestnut said speechlessly.
System: "If the Buddha sneezed when he pressed Sun Wukong!"
"Oh?" Tang Burning Chestnut felt that he had read Journey to the West for several years, but he didn't expect it to be fake, and he couldn't help but say sadly.
"How do you get it out," Tang Yaki Chestnut asked.
System: "I can't get it out, the Five Elements Mountain is the condensation of the mana of the Buddha, even if there are 10,000 nuclear bombs, it can't be exploded!"
"Broken author, Sun Wukong is crushed in the Five Elements Mountain, what should I do!" Tang Yao Chestnut scolded.
Sick Jump: "Side Quest: Failure of the Main Quest to Send a Pan X Wireless"
Tang Yao Chestnut wanted but said aggrievedly: "Is the author going to die, all TM eats the things in the chicken, can't you give anything else?"
Sick jump: "The author is blinded"
"Haha, broken author," Tang Burnt Chestnut said.
I thought it was nothing, but suddenly the four of Tang Burning Chestnuts heard the sound, it sounded like a monkey's cry, although the pan was good, but it was not as useful as Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong must be subdued, and Sun Wukong can't learn scriptures if he doesn't accept it.
Tang Yao Chestnut stood on the Five Elements Mountain and thought, and suddenly systematized: "Ding Dong, there are still 10 minutes left in the task time"
Tang Burning Chestnut was thinking of a way, and suddenly a black shadow crashed over, Tang Burning Chestnut was blinded, and he didn't even dodge, because Tang Burning Chestnut knew that this couldn't be hidden, and it was better not to hide than to hide, not close but to be hit by a carriage before, hit by a BMW, Tang Burning Chestnut was blinded, and thought to himself What the hell is this time?
Click, a Lamborghini crashed into Tang Yan, but it was directly bounced off, and Tang burned chestnuts blinded, why did there be so much modern technology in the Tang Dynasty?
There must be a conspiracy behind this, and it is said that it will become stronger first.
The Lamborghini was knocked out and a man came out.
"It's you Liu Bochi?!" Tang Yao Chestnut Heart said that it seemed to be Liu Bochi, but how to wear modern clothes.
The driver was blinded, because the car was made of titanium alloy, but it hit someone, and the driver thought that it would kill someone, but unexpectedly, the car broke unscathed.
The person who looked like Liu Boji was stunned for a while and said, "I'm not, what kind of place is this? Are you filming?"
"No, this is the Tang Dynasty, this place is called the Five Elements Mountain, I came to find and recover Sun Wukong!" Tang Burning Chestnut said.
", labor and management crossing, what if I still have to go to work?" said someone like Liu Boji.
"What's your name?_?" Tang Yao Chestnut asked.
"Liu Yan," Liu Yan said.
"Hey, it seems that you are the descendant of Liu Boji's eldest brother, well, you ask Liu Boji, I heard that there is a landlord in Liujiazhuang, maybe he has the answer! By the way, do you still want me to pay for this Lamborghini? Can it be less?" Tang Yao Chestnut said.
"What, that's a Lamborghini? Actually, I don't know where it came from, I remember that I was eating and suddenly a black shadow popped out, I thought it was a wild cat, just like driving out, but I didn't expect to be pushed into this car by something black, but my name was written on it, so I tried to start, and suddenly it was dark in front of me, hey, I didn't expect to bump into you to recover, hey, it's a pity" Liu Yan said.
"Oh," Tang Yao Chestnut nodded.
Liu Yan found out that there were three beauties behind Tang Yan, and Liu Yan's saliva was about to flow into a river, so he was stunned and slowed down before leaving
Tang Yu was distracted and said: Sun Wukong is important.
"Tang Huan, look, there's a cave" There are still 2 minutes left, Zhao Ling'er said anxiously.
"I'll go in first, if it's safe! Tang burned chestnut heart but said: Horse, in the summer, my sister paper doesn't wear a skirt, I look at the wool!
"Wukong, I'm here for the teacher" Tang Burning Chestnuts went in first, but found that Sun Wukong was crushed in the cave of Wuxing Mountain, Tang Burning Chestnuts said.
System: "Ding-dong, 15 seconds left"
Tang Yan also ignored the feelings of other people and went directly to Sun Wukong to recite the Hinayana Buddhist scriptures, and Sun Wukong was also blinded.
System: "1 second left in the clock"
Tang Yao chestnut broke out in a cold sweat, but there was no news from the system for a long time, and he became more and more nervous!
System: "Ding Dong, congratulations on completing the host quest and obtaining AKM 10 and 4x mirrors X innumerable!"
"Breaking the system scared the baby to death!" Tang Yu said after a moment's blindness.
Sun Wukong turned into a puff of smoke and flew out, and the three girls had just arrived.
"Wukong, shouldn't you be at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, why are you in the mountains?" asked Tang Burning Chestnut.
"Master, don't you know, my grandson had a monkey hair flying into the nose of the Buddha, and the Buddha sneezed, and pressed me here, when your father Tang Seng came to this mountain with sister paper like you, one of the beauties said that I was too ugly, then your father didn't want me, saying that I was useless, and then he actually drank and had fun all day long, so the Buddha disliked him and let his descendants go to learn the scriptures!" Sun Wukong scratched his head and said.
"Oh, I see," said Tang Yaoki.
Zhao Ling'er and Liu Shishi echoed casually: "Sun Wukong looks very good!
"It's really good, although it's not very handsome, but it's better than Zhu Bajie!" Tang Roasted Chestnut only reacted at this time, huh?
"Master, who is Zhu Bajie?" asked Sun Wukong after being blinded.
"Your junior brother, but you didn't accept it in front of you!" Tang Burning Chestnut said.
Sun Wukong was very happy, but only then did he think of the three beauties beside his master, Sun Wukong said sadly: "Are they my senior sisters?"
"No no no, they are your masters, by the way, you will have 108 masters in the future!" Tang Yao Chestnut said.
"The master is not a master!" Sun Wukong said excitedly.
The three girls were embarrassed and speechless, after all, they were all grasshoppers on the same line, Tang burned chestnuts: "Let's go, move forward to Eagle Sorrow!"
That's how I came to Eagle Sorrow......
Tang Burning Chestnut suddenly thought of a big problem, Princess Taiping's name is a bit long! Well, it's not easy to call it in the future.
"What is your original name?" asked Tang Yao.
Princess Taiping: "Actually, my name is Bai Shiya, and I traveled from 3010 10 years ago. ”
"Sister Bai is good!" Liu Shishi and Zhao Ling'er said immediately.
"We're all crossing?" Tang Burnt Chestnut was suddenly blinded.
No one answered, needless to say.
Author: It's tiring to write too many beauties, so I want to write the rest as riding the little white dragon and his brother's real body, the characters are very messy, so the other heroines will be ancient, I try my best to write the four beauties to Tang Yan, thank you for your support!
Hello everyone, I'm that old wine! Revise the manuscript of the early years, and make a change, hahaha!