Chapter 26: Bai Shiya
"No matter what, labor and management still have to learn from the scriptures, everyone goes, Wukong, I'm tired of being a teacher!" Tang Yao Chestnut said.
"Master, there are five mountains ahead, and there are houses on the mountains. Sun Wukong said.
"The heart says that there are five mountains, and the kidneys touch the ghosts, shouldn't there be no in the plot?"
"But there are demonic spirits around the five mountains, and my grandson seems to have heard of it!" he said.
"What the hell? No, what kind of monster?" asked Tang Yao Chestnut.
"The Spider King, the Scorpion King, the Mushroom Essence, and a Mussel Spirit, a Fox Spirit!" Sun Wukong said.
Tang Yao Chestnut thought that the first three might be normal in the mountains, but how did the monsters who were only in the water run up the mountain, it was too strange.
"How long can the mussel essence survive on land?" asked Tang Burning Chestnut to Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong was blinded when he heard this, so he said: "The clam spirit can live on land, although it is a water-attribute spell, it is also difficult to deal with on land, at least my grandson may not be able to fight." ā
"What about the others?" Tang Yu was blinded, the plot is not right, director, director, did you give the wrong script? Although I know that Sun Wukong is very powerful, but he is not the strongest, why can't even a monster be beaten?
"The Spider King can spit out thousand-year-old ice silk, not only is it cold on the mountain, but there are no creatures nearby, it is even more powerful than my grandson's neighbor Dragon King of the East China Sea, and my grandson can't deal with the freezing when he passes by when he steals peaches!" Sun Wukong said.
"The poison of the scorpion king is incurable, it is said that Hua Tuo in the world can only relieve the pain, in order to save his disciples, Hua Tuo rummaged through all the medical books, and even Li Shizhen's was not read, and he didn't find it, and he surpassed people spiritually, so Taishang Laojun went to ask him not to look for it, and gave 100 gold pills to barely detoxify, so my old grandson was not killed by Lao Jun back then, because he could be regarded as violating the rules of heaven, so more than half of the mana was sealed" Sun Wukong said.
"Ah, that's the case, keep talking!" Tang Burning Chestnut was broken in his heart, he thought that Sun Wukong was really good, but he didn't expect it to be lucky, and Tang Burning Chestnut could only say helplessly.
"Yu Mushroom King, when the Jade Emperor was not yet the Jade Emperor when he was fighting, he went to see her every time he went down, but he was framed by the queen mother's relatives, and the relationship broke down, people from all over the world knew it, but in order to stabilize the political situation, he married the queen mother, Yu mushroom essence was originally a fairy, but after being framed, it was demoted to fine, but the cultivation is still high, the general great gods can't do it, and there is no desire in life, so there is no blame for the Jade Emperor, my grandson is not convinced, and I have also looked for her, she has a national color and fragrance but has a pitiful eye, she seems to have something to do with Zixia!" said Tang Burning Chestnut.
Sun Wukong touched his head ashamedly, and continued: "The clam spirit is the princess of Tianhe, it seems that after the war between the gods and demons, after the death of her parents, she was heartbroken, and she found a river to live in, but then she was dealt with as a deserter by the Jade Emperor, and her sister also has a clam princess, who ended up here!"
"The fox spirit, it should be good! Okay, it's her!" Tang Burning Chestnut said again with righteousness and awe.
Sun Wukong: "The fox spirit seems to be Nuwa's apprentice and not the same family, and later because Nuwa disappeared, so she was left here, but the spell has surpassed Lao Sun I and the Jade Emperor, even in the entire fairy world, no one may be able to beat her." ā
"Hey, it seems that I didn't buy chicken legs for the director, so the director made a mistake," Tang Yao Chestnut said.
"What is the director?_?" Sun Wukong asked.
"Acting," Tang said Burnt Chestnut.
"Oh, folk acting!" Sun Wukong said
The third girl said: "This is the Tang Roast Chestnut who doesn't know anything, it seems that the Tang Roast Chestnut is not ordinary stupid, the pig is not as stupid as the Tang Roast Chestnut, you have to ask the apprentice about everything, don't you know if you can't pretend?
"It's not that this body only has a little bit, and the development is not well-developed, and my memory has been blurred, only a part of it, what is going on with the system?" Tang Burning Chestnut said suspiciously.
System: "The consciousness has been transmitted to the Westward Journey, and death cannot be resurrected and disappears from the real world"
"Hey, it's uncomfortable," Tang Burning Chestnut said helplessly.
"Could it be that my old Sun is dizzy? I can't understand a word of what the master said?" Sun Wukong wondered.
"Wukong, how do you deal with them?" asked Tang Burning Chestnut.
"We can't deal with them, we can't deal with any of them, they are all earth immortals, and I am only an earth immortal, but it's been 500 years, and they're too powerful!" Sun Wukong said.
"What realm do you have?" asked Tang Yaoli Chestnut.
Sun Wukong basically has:" Practice, Entering the Dao, Small Ranking, Heavenly Dao, Authentic Dao, Medium Ranking, Unyielding Half Immortal, Glory Half Immortal, Great Ranking, Demon Dao, Dao King, Dao Emperor, Dao Immortal, Dao Ancestor, Dao Demon, Dao Zun, Dao God, Ascending Breakthrough, Kunlun Body, True Immortal Body, Void Body, Chaos Body, Immortal Body, Fragrance of Nothingness, Breakthrough Ascension, Earth Immortal Body, King of Earth Immortals, Emperor of Earth Immortals, Spirit of Earth Immortals, Ancestor of Earth Immortals, Respect of Earth Immortals, Shadow of Earth Immortals, Desire of Earth Immortals, Evil of Earth Immortals, Supremacy of Heavenly Immortals, Heavenly Spirit Supreme, Respect Spirit Immortal Emperor, Dao Law Boundless, Heavenly Glory and Earth Yao, Immortal Body, Demon Face Lingxiang, Ling Zhi Remnant, Immortal Kuiba, Emperor of the Five Desolations, Eight Desolation Dao Spirits, Breakthrough Ascension, Demon King Immortal, Divine Shadow Immortal, Buddha to Lingying, Immortal Spirit Venerable, Heavenly Venerable Reverse Ancestor, Anti-Spirit Heavenly Venerable, Sky Supreme, Unique in the World.........."
"Then Wukong, what realm are you?" asked Tang Burning Chestnut.
Sun Wukong said ashamedly: "My old grandson is the supreme heavenly spirit." ā
"It's okay, but it seems to be a little hanging!" Tang said Burnt Chestnut.
"This is only the Dao Realm, usually the gods use spells, and spells belong to the Dao Realm, so they don't exclude other cultivation methods, even if they are excluded, there is this, in fact, each has a small realm, and these are a little bigger" Sun Wukong said ashamedly.
"They are all immortals of the earth, and the Jade Emperor is also the spirit of the immortals, and my grandson can only beat people who are higher than himself, but he can't beat them!" Sun Wukong said.
"What then?" asked Tang Yao Chestnut.
No one spoke for a while, and Tang Burning Chestnut asked, "What is the realm of the Buddha?"
"Hey, Ling Zhi remnant," Sun Wukong replied.
"This, uncomfortable, what about Taishang Laojun?" Tang Burning Chestnut asked again.
"Taishang Laojun is a fairy spirit," Sun Wukong said.
Tang Burning Chestnut: "(಄_಄)"
"Sick jump, come out quickly!" said Tang Burning Chestnut.
Sick Jump: "What does the host command?"
"How did you get through this? they are all very strong! It's uncomfortable, no wonder my dad doesn't learn from it," Tang asked Burnt Chestnut.
Sick jump: "You can take the enemy for your own use, not only to enhance the team and strength, but also to increase feelings, no, it's friendship!"
Tang Burn Chestnut's eyes lit up, it could be compared with the laser, and joked: "Great, it's just how to take it, do you want the poor monk to press them on the bed or something, it's okay, when I talk about it, it reminds me of the unlucky author, I remember that a few days ago, people near the author's house were cutting down trees, and the author's network cable was cut off, hahaha, broken author, let the poor monk be such a rookie, too watery, uncomfortable, at a glance, I knew that the author had a sick kidney deficiency ^O^." , It's useless to drink a meal of kidney treasure, ah, haha, the author has been single for many years, I don't know if the author is lonely and dies without ā_ā, the poor monk is a good person, you can help the author buy an inflatable o(ā§vā¦)o, the author is so miserable, I sent a leaky one, ah, haha!"
"Advance to Wumo Mountain, no, it's Wuji Mountain... I thought of the Five Seasons Network, and I was far away, yes, it was the Five Demon Mountains!" said Tang Burning Chestnut.
Soon the group came to the Five Magic Mountains......
Came to Fox Mountain, Fox Mountain was cold and windy, as if like Antarctica, I thought something would happen, but the result was that there was endless fog everywhere, and it was obvious that there were signs of monsters.
Tang burned chestnut heart and said: After reading novels for so many years, the fox spirit must be very cunning and give priority to dealing with it, after all, labor and management are geniuses, and labor and management are dead, so who Li Hei (white) said: I am born to be useful, and my daughter will come back when I am gone. The poor monk thinks what he said is too unreasonable, especially the next sentence: What do you want a genius to do if you work hard and be useful?āā the glory of the king, it's just too annoying, so if you say it, all the famous ones are famous for sleeping at home (haha) funny, you can sleep and be famous, Li Bai can sleep and the rest is okay, just this sentence makes me angry, I heard that the author and a certain young lady play the glory of the king, especially funny, and the ranking was taken by the young lady to fly.
Tang burned chestnut: Directly ranked and lost 20 games in a row (haha) The author of the pen will play assist, I heard that the author 0\/12\/29 last time, it's too fun, isn't it?
Author: No way, the young lady is not powerful.
Tang Yan: ā_ā, don't give it to you, you hooligan.
Author: Quality.
Tang Yan: "You have to write a review for readers"
Author: "Eh, I used to write it at school, but it made me famous - I was beaten (fake, it was actually a classmate who was beaten, haha, the reason is that my classmate copied me, and I handed in a different version)"
Tang Yan: "?, write it or send it at that time!"
Author: (It was given to the teacher back then, there was no way, so I wrote three reviews, this chapter is about 2000 words and continues to write the main text, the main reason is to write about the other 4 goblins, so this chapter is less described) (absolutely funny) "Review, lovely teacher, hello! Because I like you so much, so the homework is not finished, as long as I think of you, I can't help but stop writing, miss our future, as long as I see you, I will go over to tell - (but beaten), as long as I hear your name, my legs can't help but tremble- As soon as I hear your voice, I will be out of my body - distracted (the reason is that the teacher is not very strict, haha) As soon as I received your news in the group, I took my parents to propose marriage-(held a parent-teacher conference) As soon as I heard your order, I implemented it-(pee can't help but flow down, just kidding), as soon as you learn something, you will find me to fall in love-(Teacher: Hey, why are you so stupid, this will not be (಄_಄)) I can think of you as soon as I write, and search for you as soon as I go online-(What's the matter, why are you so ugly ^O^.) , you of the society and me of the society), born a pair (born to be a mortal enemy), I can't kill you, I kill myself, the text scares me to death, and I am angry with you, my classmates and I am very powerful, and the layout is less than 200 words, as a result, I share the joys and sorrows with my classmates, and I didn't write ā_ā, I remember you said: "You are very strong", haha, it's not that the author and classmates are shameless, in fact, they don't have a face, so we used our original words: to be a man is to be shameless, to be prodigal, to be cheap, to be sassy, to be cheeky. Teacher! I have molested thousands of women from good families and been sentenced to 10 years in prison by the police, and now I am here to tease you, it seems that you should not go to the police station to drink tea. - At that time, I was going to hand in this and I could be expelled directly, and my classmates copied me, haha, although I was not expelled, but I was punished for copying the text 20 times, and he said that I copied mine, but what I gave the teacher was another review, so the teacher didn't believe his words, what I wrote made too sense, and fortunately, the classmate didn't pursue it, the reason is: hey, the author wrote the text for him 10 times, voluntarily.
Tang burned chestnuts: "This is the author of affectionate writing"
Author: The day has seen (checked), and there are also thoughts (discussed)"
Author: Salute.
Sick jump: "The author wrote this at the time, the original version below"
Author: Review, the breeze blows my heart, I already regret not finishing my homework, I have to check day and night, I seem to be the only one left in the noisy class, and there is the poor homework that I haven't finished!, the lonely homework and the unfinished questions! Walking on the street, it seems that there is only me and my unfinished questions! Homework is eager to be written! Ridiculous I haven't started writing yet! I am silent with my homework in a mysterious world.
Teacher, I know it's wrong, forgive me! I don't dare anymore (tease you) - don't do (಄_಄) it, in my heart: "I won't let you go if I'm a ghost, why are you so powerful, I still ask for mercy when I press you on the bed!"
"Author, you are a single dog, and you are blind to coins, and if you talk nonsense, you will have another title - bastard, author, you are powerful, the title of hooligan has been brought for many days, and there is another bad pen, and bastard, you are simply a big celebrity in the author's world!" Tang Yao Chestnut said.
Author: "I am willing, single for many years not afraid of tiredness, kitchen knives and axes can not be chopped, inner civilization outside the hooligan, reasoning with friends, joking with friends, and the reader's heart moves, the paper hooligan is pure, lonely walking in the rivers and lakes, knowing that the falling flowers are intentionally flowing ruthlessly, and the author who is reasonable is making up words." ā
"You are shameless, the poor monk is so pure, you have written it as a bastard, it can be counted as immersive, can you not talk nonsense?, you will write a review for the reader!" Tang Burning Chestnut said.
Author: "I'm sorry that readers are laughing.,If you don't like it, you can skip this chapter.,Tang Burning Chestnut said that it can't be lustful?(After the climax of the plot, slowly quit coloring) The author is very helpless.,The author is such a pure person.,Reading this or more will definitely say that the author is a hooligan.,In fact, the author is just for the plot.,Otherwise, if you write casually, you will be said to be pirated by others (in order not to be said by others, piracy can only be written differently from others' (in fact, the author originally wrote it was very weird.,Nonsense?) It's for copyright, you see which author can talk nonsense, so the author and I have become a person who can talk nonsense - in the name of the book), such as: plot, looks, demons, difficulties....... Many of the Journey to the West as the theme of such as: Rebirth of the Journey to the West: Tianpeng Demon Zun, Journey to the West: The Invincible Bear Child and many other works, if you see this, it means that you support me, because there are too many with the theme of Journey to the West, it is inconvenient to write more, if someone says that I am a pirate, I will definitely come to modify, and there are basically thousands of people in the world every day, such as: Hello, my name is... I am..... I.. or good morning and good night online.... There are too many, so the author I wrote originally, but I can't read all the books, so I don't know if someone else has said or written, and I am willing to give up and modify the author by others, although the copyright is in me, but I don't want it, the same thing written is not pirated, but there is a heart, like-minded? I'd rather let others be happy, only I am sad, in reality, the author is a trustworthy, civilized person, why say this, because the author is afraid that readers will want to be crooked, if there can be such a lustful person, the author can guarantee that there is, but there should be less and less, if more, the author I don't want readers to also embark on this road, lust is nature, but it is best to control it, the consequences are not ideal, don't embark on a road that you regret, there is no regret medicine in the world, the author in order to correct the lustful person, so write Tang Yan, after the climax, he used the reason to correct the character's lustful instinct, why climaxThe reason is actually that: to attract lustful people, to lure back on track, there are more and more lustful people on the Internet, not only boys, but even girls, alas, it seems that the author's object is out of the way, hey!
Just kidding, if the author has a dirty object, wouldn't it pollute everyone's air, the author is not important, if the whole world can control himself, then the author will die and rest in peace.
I believe that people who are more reasonable and dirty can get back on track, and bad people can become good people if they pretend to be good people more, just when I didn't say - continue the journey to the west.
Tang Yan: "Nonsense, author, you are pure, I eat"
The fox mountain is very large, the peaks are continuous, the fog is filled with fragrance, as if the mountain is full of flowers, grass, and trees, although it is not gloomy and terrifying, but this person feels more creepy, because the biggest danger can also be seen, the more you can't see it, the more uncomfortable it feels, if you let Tang Yu go to fight the Buddha, you know that the strength is easy to deal with.
Coming to the vixen's house looks extravagant, but it shouldn't be a good sign, the more extravagant it is, the more dangerous it is, and the simple layout should be easy to deal with. While thinking about the group, they sat in front of the mansion......
[Hello everyone, I'm Jiuxin, this book was actually written before I wrote "The Best Immortal Emperor Reborn", and I have to write a new book, so I will modify it and use it directly, so please forgive me for saying that it is not well written!]