Volume 1: The Fat Pig Turns Over Chapter 22: A Manure Soup Bath
The owner of the hotel just wants to be polite, he said so, but his heart is a painful drop of blood, his restaurant is not big, that is, a small business, Xiaopang does not eat much at this meal, it can almost top the amount of a pig's meal.
Xiaopang glanced at him obliquely, and snorted coldly without appreciation: "Hmph, that's not good, wasn't it because I was afraid that I wouldn't give money when I didn't let me in just now, but I said that I had to pay, you should take it yourself, don't say that I eat overlord meal and bully you." ”
The little boss didn't dare to disobey, and reached out to open the broken bag that I don't know what color it was, and the oil stains on it were enough to stir-fry. The little boss avoided his face far away, symbolically grabbed some change and came out, and didn't dare to reach into the bag again, accompanied by a smiling face: "Enough, enough, these are enough." ”
Seeing him like this, Xiaopang didn't force it, stood up and patted him on the shoulder, like a big brother training a younger brother: "You are very sensible, since this is the case, I have written down this love, and I will have your benefits in the future." After saying that, he burped and walked away.
The little boss nodded and followed behind Xiao Pang, the expression on his face was about to cry, thinking about what benefits you can give me if you stinky food, and it will be the greatest benefit to me if you don't come in the future, standing at the door and sending Xiao Pang away like a plague god.
The little fat belly has a bottom, although he is full of food and wants to sleep, but there are still many things to do, so he endured the sleepy worm, went to get a haircut, trimmed his face, and bought a new set of clothes, but the new clothes are not worn now, until he finishes taking a bath, removes all the dirt on his body, and then puts on new clothes, then he is a new person inside and out, and he is a new person.
Of course, haircuts, cultivation, and buying clothes are not all smooth sailing, and he has to be driven out everywhere he looks, but fortunately, he now has a hard waist and full confidence, as long as he shows his hand a little, he can calm people, and he has money in his hands, no one can help him, so he can only serve him reluctantly.
Everything was over, Xiaopang finally walked into the bathhouse, everyone stared at him with wide eyes, but they didn't dare to stop it, the bathhouse couldn't be a guest.
Xiaopang didn't care about the surprised eyes of others, swaggered into the men's bathroom, took off his old clothes, and piled up on the ground and told the waiter to throw away his torn clothes.
The waiter couldn't refuse the customer's request, so he could only hold a mop stick and pick up the chubby torn clothes, as if he was holding a firecracker for fear of being broken, carefully moved to the trash can outside, and threw it in with relief.
Chubby walked into the bathhouse like a clay figure, and now he rolled out like a few rolls out of the coal pile, his whole body was already shiny, and his face was still clean, and this was still when he was getting a haircut, and the barber couldn't stand it anymore, so he rubbed his face when he washed his hair.
Xiaopang jumped into the big bath happily, and several people who were taking a bath were instantly awakened, and they glared at him angrily, these people were just after lunch, and the big boss who had finished drinking, just look at the thumb-thick gold chain on his neck to know what his identity is, it may be that a few people saw Xiao Chubby like Xiao Qisan and didn't bother to take care of him, and closed their eyes again.
Xiaopang didn't care about a few people, but stretched out his limbs comfortably and took a bath. But after a while, something was wrong, and I saw that with Chubby as the center, there was a circle of black things like waste engine oil spreading around, which was the mud accumulated on Chubby's body for more than a month, and it was polluting the entire bath at this time.
Xiaopang was already covered in mud when he was thrown off the cliff, and after falling, he was trying to survive in a damp and dark place, coupled with the sweat stains that flowed out of the daily practice, the material on his body was extremely rich, and he had never washed it, and the water dripping from the cliff wall was not enough to drink, how could it be used for washing. Just pouring out the bath water from him is definitely worth the best fertilizer.
Several people in the pool were taking a nap with their eyes closed, and no one noticed that the water was slowly turning dark. There is a big money that may have drunk a little too much wine at noon, and when he fell asleep, his head tilted when he fell asleep, and his brain plunged into the pool, and he woke up suddenly, opened his eyes in a daze, and was about to close them again.
However, the moment he opened his eyes, he seemed to notice that something was wrong, and opened his eyes suddenly, how could he seem to be in the black mud soup?
His roar woke up several other people, and when they saw the light black pool where they were located, they all sat up in shock and fled one after another, and they were all surprised, thinking that someone had poured black ink into the pool while they were asleep.
Later, after thinking about it, I figured it out, and then looked at the darker bath water near Xiaopang, and the culprit was that he was right, and they all looked at Xiaopang viciously.
Xiaopang glared back with squinted eyes of enjoyment, and his face looked disobedient to you me, he was barefoot and not afraid to wear shoes, and no one stipulated that he couldn't take a bath if he was dirty.
A few people didn't bother to bother with him, and scolded and changed to another large bath next to him, where the water was two degrees higher than just now, and it was more comfortable to soak. Xiaopang saw that everyone else was gone, and he could disperse the joy, and finally washed off the mud on his body by six or seven points.
Xiaopang, who had washed some of the water, also felt that the pool was a little dirty, looked at the pool next to him, and also got up and stepped in lightly, his movements were very light, and he did not alarm the sleeping rich people. As soon as Xiaopang entered this pool, he felt refreshed physically and mentally, and he also closed his eyes and took a nap.
But not long after closing his eyes, he seemed to be sleeping, and his chubby stomach began to gurgle again. You know, he has eaten wild fruits for more than a month, and he has basically adapted to such a vegetarian diet, and then he has not been able to control it as much as before in the past few days.
However, the little fat who doesn't know how to control himself began to eat a lot of fish and meat as soon as he came out, so that his stomach, which had adapted to the lightness, suddenly accepted these greasy things, how could he not make some emotions. Coupled with those few bottles of cold beer, they also played their role at this time. Greasy and cold beer is already difficult to make in a chubby stomach, and with such a bubble of hot water, it is even more lawless.
Originally, Xiaopang thought that all he had eaten was normal food, and he hadn't been in much trouble with his stomach recently, so he carelessly thought it was another wilting fart, so he carefully released it in the pool, but after waiting for a while, no bubbles came out of his imagination.
Chubby couldn't help but squint his eyes and look at it, it didn't matter, it scared him. I saw that he was still the center, and there was a circle of yellow soup in the pool slowly spreading, it seemed that he still overestimated himself, he thought it was a fart, but he didn't expect it to bring his brother out.
This time, Xiaopang himself almost scolded 'I damn it', but when I thought of those big money, it would be strange if I didn't kill him if I saw this scene. Xiaopang didn't dare to make a noise, and he was a little nervous, and slowly sat up, trying not to cause a little ripple in the pool, and wanted to sneak out quietly.
But as soon as he moved, I don't know if it was because he was nervous or because his stomach was really angry, the yellow soup that had reached the anal entrance opened the floodgates again, and it kept flowing out silently.
When he felt that he could control it, he stepped out of the pool without a sound, put on his slippers and ran to the bathroom bathroom. After fighting for more than ten minutes, he almost blocked the sewer in the bathroom, and Xiaopang completely drained the things in his stomach.
Holding on to the wall and walking out, Xiao Fat immediately went to wash his body, if someone would find the yellow substance hanging on his body, then he would definitely find evidence, and it would definitely dismantle him.
Xiaopang rushed up for a while, and just made the shower liquid on his body, only to hear a wail from the other side of the pool: ", waiter, did your bathroom explode, why is it so smelly?"
"Damn, no, why is this pool still yellow?"
"Oh, I'll go, this stench is from the pool water. ”
"Waiter, waiter. ”
The waiter who heard the shouting immediately ran in from outside, and when he saw the scene in front of him, he was completely confused, and he didn't know what was going on.
Fortunately, it was noon, and the whole bathhouse was just a few bathing people and Chubby, and no one was rubbing, and the waiters were all napping outside, so no one caught Chubby's current situation, otherwise could there be him.
The waiter hurriedly apologized, and went to change the water in the two pools in a panic. Those few big money still didn't give up, and they shouted angrily:
"Is your bathroom pipe confused with the pool, and you actually let the fecal soup flow into the bathing pool, you don't want to do this business, right?"
"You must compensate me for my mental loss, what is this, I was soaked in this dung soup, how can I want this gold chain in the future!"
"It's really unlucky, everyone is a milk bath and a salt bath, let's have a dung bath. ”
These people didn't wake up this time to find out that something was wrong, but they were woken up by the smell. Chubby has solved a lot of things in this pool, he is comfortable, but those substances are scattered in the pool like water, plus the heat is steaming, the smell is really amazing, it makes people smell sick.
A few local bigwigs also hurriedly went to the shower to rinse, and the waiter has been apologizing to a few people in a low voice, and finally has alarmed the manager, and also came to apologize to a few people, but they still scolded and did not give up.