Zhao Keming was about to explode with anger, and began to scold: "You little rabbit cub is sincere with me, I have been pushed down for thousands of years, this place has changed a lot, where do I know it." Besides, back then, I was deceived into a place called Yunwuling, where there was a cave where the rebel cultivated, and it was here that I was flooded too much, and I was attacked and knocked off the cliff.

Maybe the rebel didn't really want to kill me, but just made me a wasted person so that he could lure my master to save me, so he didn't come down to hunt me down again. I don't know what happened later, but I repeat that I am a half-immortal body, and I don't want to live anymore, otherwise I can't die. ”

"It's all indifferent, it's useless to say anything now, even if you say smallpox, aren't you still a dead man? Chubby pouted disdainfully.

"Alas, yes, it's all tears. Isn't smallpox a disease, how can you say it with your mouth? I remember that if you had this disease, you would have red spots all over your body. Zhao Keming asked suspiciously.

"Your uncle, smallpox is not a disease now, it is very curable. Chubby replied impatiently.

"Who is your uncle called?"

"It's your father's brother. ”

"Oh, that's supposed to be uncle. ”

"Now collectively referred to as 'your uncle'. ”

"Alas, with you little rabbit cub, my generation has dropped, if I meet your uncle, I can only let him call me brother, how can I be mixed up with the same generation when I am thousands of years old!

"I'm your uncle. ”

"I'm also an orphan, my parents died when I was a child, do you know if the uncle doesn't know, but there are a few uncles. Apprentice, how many uncles does your uncle have?"

"I'm also an orphan, without your uncle. ”

"Oh, you're also an orphan, then we're really fated to be fine, it's okay without your uncle, and Master and I. ”

"Uh... You're my uncle, right? ”

Xiaopang was also speechless, and walked down the mountain while talking to Zhao Keming, although he didn't know where the mountain was, but it was definitely not right to go up the mountain. didn't want to talk to Zhao Keming about these incomprehensible questions, Xiaopang Shi unfolded the ghost step and began to run.

It was a downhill road, and with his ghostly steps, the speed was really no less than a sixty-mile car speeding on a winding mountain road. When he encounters a place that needs to be detoured, Xiaopang doesn't care about that, and flies up the tree to climb over, which saves a lot of time.

When it was almost ten o'clock in the morning, Xiaopang finally saw the shadow of Yunfeng City, there was excitement and hatred in his eyes, he didn't expect that he would be able to come back, maybe those people wouldn't think that he Xiaopang would be alive.

After this journey, Xiaopang's physical exertion is almost the same, although he now has some internal strength, but this few hours of long-distance travel is still not a small load. After sitting cross-legged on the ground and running the true qi in his body for three weeks, Xiao Fat's fatigue was finally relieved, and he stood up again and walked towards Yunfeng City.

This time, Xiaopang didn't dare to run like he did just now, at this time, he had already arrived at the outskirts of Yunfeng City, and there were gradually some pedestrians, but he couldn't go wild like in the wilderness.

Chubby walked on the road to the city, and the pedestrians looked sideways, all casting sympathetic and disgusted glances at him, at this time he was indeed like a refugee fleeing the famine, there was no one left, and the smell emitted by his body was many times stronger than before.

Xiaopang suddenly had an idea, why not take this opportunity to get some change to spend, he is penniless now, his one million bank card is very hidden, how can he carry it with him. If he enters the city in this image, he will definitely be contained as a blind stream, so he must get some money to clean himself up as soon as possible.

Chubby casually found a branch on the side of the road and began to limp towards the passers-by, pretending to be pitiful and stretching out a hand to beg for alms. How could Zhao Keming accept such an apprentice, and reprimanded sharply: "You little rabbit cub is still shameless, how can you do this, you can do such a disgraceful thing, it's really a shame for your ancestors." ”

Although he had to eat when he was young, he was forced to be helpless, he was too young to be self-reliant, but Xiaopang was different, he had strong hands and feet, how could he ask for food, so Zhao Keming was so angry.

Xiaopang didn't give in, and scolded Zhao Keming angrily: "Why am I shameless, isn't this also helpless, I'm penniless now, I can't steal it." If I go into the city like this, how can you let me carry out my work, sooner or later I will be arrested and put into the public security bureau, and I want to borrow the corpse to return the soul, you borrow a fart. ”

"What is the Public Security Bureau?"

"Uh... , which is the former government. ”

"The government still wants to eat, what kind of world is this?"

"Uncle, you talk so much nonsense. ”

Zhao Keming doesn't know what the world is now, so it's not easy to refute it after a few sentences, so he can only swallow his anger and let it go, anyway, he has already made up his mind, this shameful apprentice will not admit it in the future, and now it is his business to lose face, and it has nothing to do with him.

Xiaopang's image is really useful now, just go all the way, most pedestrians will pay him some money, either to see him pitiful, or afraid that he will be entangled, if the smell of his body now keeps you up, ensure that you can spit it out within two minutes.

Chubby picked up a broken bag when he passed by a garbage heap, which was more like asking for food, and he also had tools to hold money, which made it easier to get up.

By the time Xiaopang walked to the city, it was already more than 11 o'clock at noon, and he had gained a lot, asking for a bag full of change, which would have to be a few hundred yuan, enough for him to change his outfit, take a shower, and have a meal.

Xiaopang couldn't help but be a little overjoyed, it seems that this is also a good job, and if you don't mix well in the future, you can make a fortune with this. For Chubby, the first task is of course to go to a meal first, he has not tasted meat for a month, his stomach has long been short of oil and water, gluttonous saliva can flow out of two miles, just into the city and go straight to a small restaurant that looks pretty good.

The shopkeeper naturally stopped him from entering when he saw his outfit, Xiaopang is now a kung fu person, and his confidence is naturally a lot harder, and he is no longer like before, and anyone can pinch a few times. Coupled with a bunch of zero tickets in a broken pocket, can Chubby still be bullied by a small restaurant owner?

At first, the little boss waved his hand to coax Xiaopang to let him go quickly, but Xiaopang was standing at the door and did not move, the boss saw that there was no way to push him, and asked the waiter to go in to get a few steamed buns, but he just pushed Xiaopang not only failed to push, but also bounced himself back, it felt like pushing on an iron plate, making his wrist hurt, and almost falling.

Xiaopang patted his bulging broken pocket at this time, and said coldly: "Why, Lao Tzu is not allowed to eat even if he has money, believe it or not, he annoyed me and demolished you." ”

The little boss rubbed his aching wrist, knowing that this might not be an ordinary person, and he no longer dared to despise him, so he could only turn sideways and make way and ask Xiaopang to walk in. At this time, it was a meal, and the customers in the store saw such a person walking in, and there was still a bad smell on his body, and they all shouted angrily:

"Boss, what are you doing, how did you let this stinky beggar come in?"

"That's right, I don't let people eat. ”

"Grass, do you still want to do this business? ”

Xiaopang didn't care about these people, he walked to a table where no one was, and slapped it with a slap, the thick wooden table shook but it didn't fall apart, but there was already a not too shallow palm print on the table, and the dishes on the table also crackled and shattered.

Raising his hand, Xiaopang glanced at everyone coldly: "Eat if you want, get out if you don't eat, who dares to make noise again, don't blame me for being polite." ”

The current solid wood is different from the past, it should be compressed by adding a lot of chemicals, not only the surface is smooth and easy to clean, but also thick, heavy and hard abnormally, not to mention a palm print with your hand, even if you use a kitchen knife may not be able to cut into how deep.

People smacked their tongues when they saw the palm prints left on the table by Xiao Pang, thinking that it could be that the beggar gang leader in Jin Yong's novel had arrived, and he had used the eighteen palms of the dragon descending?

The little boss looked at his desk and was also shocked, thinking that he was fortunate not to cross with this kid just now, otherwise he might have been in the hospital by now. hurriedly stepped forward to greet him and asked Chubby what he wanted to eat?

Xiaopang was not polite, and ordered several dishes in one go: a braised elbow, a braised fish, a chicken stewed mushroom, a braised pork, a pork stewed vermicelli, and a lard bibimbap. At a glance, you can see how eager Chubby is to eat meat.

The little boss naturally didn't dare to slack off, and immediately ordered to go down, and after a while, a few dishes were served out of the pot in turn, and the little fat let go of his cheeks to eat and drink, he had never drunk alcohol before, and he wanted to taste what it tasted like today, and felt that he could finally raise his eyebrows, and he should celebrate, and asked for a few bottles of cold beer, and poured himself a good drink.

In less than an hour, Xiaopang swept away the wine and food, let go of some trouser belts with satisfaction, and said to himself while caressing his round belly: "I have wronged you this month, today is considered to be a relief for hunger, it's really cool." ”

Full of wine and food, Chubby threw his broken pocket on the table and shouted, "Boss, settle the bill." ”

The little boss immediately nodded and came over, just wanted to say the money, and saw the palm print on the table, and his heart couldn't help but tighten, and immediately swallowed back the money he wanted to say with a smile: "Brother, you haven't eaten anything, or forget it, how about next time?"