Volume 1 The Fat Pig Turns Over Chapter 18 The Shemale is Still a Eunuch

The muscles on Zhao Keming's face twitched, he closed his eyes to calm his emotions, there was really no way, he was really a little disheartened: "Okay, you can do whatever you want." As a teacher, I only ask you for one thing, if you can smoke from the ancestral tomb in the future, bless you to go to the Heavenly Clan, but don't say that you are my apprentice, just as if we have never seen each other, you just walked shit luck and picked up that jade tube, and you cultivated by yourself, okay, we have nothing to do with each other from now on. ”

"No, Master, why do you bother like this? No matter how bad I am, I'm better than the son who killed you, he is the one who really deceived the teacher and destroyed the ancestors, and I don't respect the teacher at most. Chubby looked aggrieved, but he still didn't change his good habit of telling the truth.

Xiaopang's words are ruthless enough, just to sprinkle salt on Zhao Keming's wounds, Zhao Keming was choked by him because he had no temper at all. Angry and shouted: "You little rabbit cub, you don't have the ability, but the ability to be a strong mouth is not small, fortunately, Ling Xiao Sect confiscated a disciple like you back then, otherwise I would have to live a few decades less." ”

"You can pull it down, Master, there really wasn't a disciple like me back then, but weren't you just as young as being killed by someone, what are you doing with that? Chubby snorted from his nose, but he didn't give in.

"Criminal, criminal, can't I hide if I can't provoke him? Zhao Keming trembled angrily, and it took a long time before he could hold back a sentence. After saying that, this wisp of remnant soul disappeared in front of Xiao Fat, as if it had never appeared.

He really can't stand the chubby gangster, he was originally trapped for thousands of years, and he has long wanted to find someone to talk to, but he didn't expect that the first person he met was this Tiansha Xiaopang, he was really angry and half dead, Zhao Keming was very disappointed in the current world that didn't know how to respect teachers, and finally chose to disappear by himself, what a lot of temperament this must be, it seems that the power of Xiaopang is angry and the power of not paying for his life has gradually emerged.

Seeing that Zhao Keming disappeared like this, Xiaopang felt a little bottomless in his heart, and shouted anxiously: "Master, master, the apprentice is joking with you, why should you be so serious, don't be so stingy, why can't you help but make trouble, come out quickly, I'll just listen to you." Master, Master..."

After calling for a while, and waiting for a long time, Zhao Keming's figure never appeared again, Xiaopang is really anxious now, he still has a lot of questions that he hasn't figured out, if the master just leaves, then what can he do, Xiaopang was so anxious that he cried, and the phantom slowly knelt on the ground and began to howl: "Master, the apprentice is sorry for you, why don't you say it's gone, the apprentice can't bear you." ”

Just when Xiaopang was sad and cried so much that his liver and intestines were broken, a voice suddenly sounded in his head, it was Zhao Keming, who had disappeared. His remnant soul melted into Chubby's primordial spirit, of course, these Chubby didn't know, at this time he was looking at Chubby's phantom and snickering, thinking to himself that it seemed that this apprentice was not so unconscionable.

He also had a temporary idea, originally thought that his remnant soul would not exist for long as he left the jade tube, but when he came out, he found that the state of the outside world at this time was completely different from before, although the energy of the Yuan Spirit was thin, but the impact on his soul was much smaller, and he did not feel that it was about to dissipate, so he thought about keeping this remnant soul, hoping to be resurrected in the future.

Seeing that Xiaopang was almost crying, Zhao Keming spoke: "Hey, don't cry wolf howl in that ghost, I'm not dead yet, my remnant soul will borrow your Yuan Shen first, and when you go out, find me a better corpse, and I can borrow the corpse to return the soul." ”

Xiaopang was shocked when he heard what Zhao Keming said, he had read a lot of fantasy novels, and the masters who occupied other people's primordial gods described in them all wanted to take away, Xiaopang beat a drum in his heart, and tried to say with some fear: "Master, we don't have a grudge, didn't I just say a few words that were angry with you, so I wouldn't let you take away me, you see that my body is not good, you better find someone else." ”

Zhao Keming was already on the verge of madness, and scolded angrily: "What do you little rabbit cub think, just give me this stinky skin, don't give it to me, I think what a jade tree I was back then, how could I let your fat body ruin my image, you quickly get up and cultivate for me, and find me a corpse as soon as possible." ”

The chubby phantom was a little relieved, trembling and wanting to say something, but before he could speak, the body lying on the ground suddenly sat up. The body woke up, and the summoned soul naturally returned to the body.

The little chubby fan who woke up was stunned and thought he was dreaming, and didn't bother with the master anymore, but ran towards the big tree in the distance with a wail, and his stomach began to be emotional again.

Squatting under the big tree, Chubby opened the floodgate again, while solving the problem of his stomach, Chubby recalled the dream he had just now, and he did have a dream just now, a very real dream. I dreamed of the characters in the novel I bought, could it be that I read too many novels, or I wanted to leave here urgently?

It's not right, if it's a dream, why is the memory so clear? Fat immediately remembered the broken stone in his chest, immediately took it out of his pocket, and held the jade cylinder in his hand again, Fat felt as if he had a connection with this stone, closed his eyes and tried to gather his spirit to explore the things in the stone.

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, you are shocked when you see it, this seemingly useless stone actually hides a big secret. It was like a house, and Fat felt that his doppelganger had entered this house, and there were many scrolls hanging on the walls around it, and each scroll had a kind of cultivation technique written on it. The "Nine Heavens Burning Sun Gong", "Drunken Fist", "Wuji Sword Technique" and "Soul Shifting Ghost Steps" that Xiaopang heard in his dream are all impressively listed.

This made Xiaopang excited and didn't know what to do, it turned out that the dream was real, he really worshipped a master in the dream, and finally he was angry with himself, and then appeared in his own Yuanshen, all of this is true.

At this time, Zhao Keming's voice came slowly: "What are you looking at, I think Lao Tzu lied to you, go and cultivate." ”

As soon as Chubby heard this, he stood up suddenly, unable to describe his excitement, and began to scream and jump up and down. But he only jumped twice and tripped over, and a dog gnawed on, indeed, because he almost fell headlong on the lump he had just discharged.

It turned out that Chubby, who was overly excited, forgot to lift his pants and tripped over his own pants. Standing up, he wiped his buttocks with the leaves, and Xiaopang ran to the bottom of the cliff excitedly, held the jade tube in his hand again, and calmed down to look at those exercises.

I first went to see the "Bright Eyes" and "Sealing the Heavenly Divine Seal" that Zhao Keming didn't let him practice, and after reading it, I felt that this master really didn't lie to him, these two sets of exercises shouldn't be of much use to me, so let's follow the master's instructions. The other four sets of exercises were found.

Xiaopang felt that he was now covered in injuries, and he was not suitable for practicing those punches and feet that jumped up and down, and he should start with internal strength first, so that it was reasonable. Thinking of this, he began to practice the Nine Heavens Blazing Yang Gong according to Zhao Keming's instructions, although the records here are all ancient texts and seal characters, but Xiaopang's writing skills are still very deep, but he can also understand a rough idea, and it is not difficult to cultivate.

Xiaopang memorized these exercises and mantras first, and he has been with books all year round, and he still has this memory. According to the mantra of the exercises, Xiao Pang quickly entered the realm of forgetting things and me, not because of how talented he was, but because he was relatively peaceful, and the disturbances of the outside world did not tempt him much, so he could quickly enter this state of forgetting things and me.

If Zhao Lei is here at this time, then it will be difficult for him to enter the country, as soon as he closes his eyes, he may think of a beautiful woman, how can he have a calm mind if his thoughts are not simple, and it is difficult to have great achievements.

Zhao Keming saw that Xiaopang could achieve the two things and forget about himself so quickly, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise, nodded with satisfaction, and sat down cross-legged himself, taking advantage of the popularity of Xiaopang Yuanshen to start self-cultivation. It's a pity that Zhao Keming is just a remnant soul, and he can't explore Xiaopang's talent, otherwise he may be pleasantly surprised to find that he should have picked up a treasure. Xiao Pang's cultivation turned out to be a rapid progress, because his innate conditions were really good.

It is an undoubted fact that Xiaopang is a man, to be exact, he is a normal man at this time, and he has a pure yang physique, just like Lu Dongbin back then, which is also the reason why Lu Zu is called a pure yang real person. Chubby is a pure yang physique like a pure yang real person, and such a masculine body is somewhat inconsistent with Chubby's cowardly character.

Maybe there is a reason for Xiaopang's cowardice, and it is calculated that when he was born, it was just in time for the lunar year, the lunar month, the cloudy day, the cloudy time, and the yin moment, which made him born with the extreme yin body vein. Such a blend of yin and yang complements each other, so that Xiaopang has formed this character that is both male and cowardly.

These characteristics Zhao Keming didn't see because he was a remnant soul and had no substantial cultivation, and Xiaopang himself didn't know it.

To put it in layman's terms, Xiaopang is a man with a shemale physique, and he can also be said to be a pseudo-eunuch. This is like a magnet, originally there was only one anode, and then by chance, there was an extra cathode, so that it was mixed into one, with yin and yang, so Xiaopang's cultivation was twice the result with half the effort.

In fact, this principle is not difficult to understand, heaven and earth are divided into yin and yang, yin and yang are mutual, yin and yang are cultivated, yin and yang are opposed, and yin and yang have the same root. It seems that yin and yang have always been interdependent and opposed to each other, and cannot maintain a balance in the same thing.