Volume 1 The Fat Pig Turns Over Chapter 17 The Master Who Can Play with Guns
Looking at Zhao Keming, who was already crazy, Xiao Chubby's heart was also a little uneasy, and he immediately comforted him with a smiling face: "Master, master, you dissipate your anger, the apprentice knows that he is wrong, the apprentice will definitely work hard to cultivate in the future, and he will never fall into the name of your old man, and he will definitely not smear Ling Xiaozong's face." After speaking, he lowered his eyebrows and stood aside, not daring to say a word more.
Zhao Keming gasped for a long time before he could catch his breath, and reluctantly swallowed a mouthful of angry blood that had reached his throat. Shaking his head in disappointment: "Alas, bullshit, I'll be thankful if you can practice the exercises in that jade tube, if you point to you to get ahead, then I might as well go to this mountain to catch a wild boar and pass on the exercises to it." How is the Ling Xiao Sect now?"
"Ling Xiaozong, I have never heard of such a sect, and now martial arts novels are all respected by Shaolin and Wudang, saying that Shaolin has been learned from ancient martial arts. I also bought that ancient book occasionally before I knew that there was Ling Xiaozong and Master you, maybe you would have been eliminated by history a long time ago. Xiaopang thought about it in his mind for a while, as if he had never seen the sect of Lingxiao Sect in books, and he had never heard anyone talk about it, even if he had never heard of those legends, he could only shake his head and answer Zhao Keming.
Zhao Ke understood Xiaopang's glance, and he was really choked by him and didn't know how to refute it. Frowning and muttering to himself: "Shaolin, Wudang, when did this sect appear, why have I never heard of it before?" It seems that I am really old!"
"Master, you're not old, you've been dead for too long. By the way, Master, how many years has it been since your old man died?If it had been too long, why was the white bone still intact, and it should have turned to ashes a long time ago?"
"Deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors, deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors, are you so cursing the master? Even if I haven't ascended, I'm a half-immortal body, I'm an immortal bone, fairy bones, do you know? How can it be so easy to turn to ashes, you boy is hoping to make me go to ashes. Zhao Keming glared at Xiao Fat, and pretended to be a clear reply.
As soon as Xiaopang heard this, his eyes immediately lit up: "Master, you are a fairy bone, it must be very valuable, it should have high archaeological value, if it is sold, I will be able to make a lot of money." ”
"Little bunny, if you have the courage to say it again, you can say it again. What are you going to do, you still want to sell my bones, you thing that deceived the teacher and destroyed the ancestors, believe it or not, I will hammer you to death now?" Zhao Keming stared at Xiao Fat with burning eyes, and it looked like I would kill you if you said it again.
Chubby knew that he had said the wrong thing, so he stuck out his tongue and didn't dare to say anything more. Zhao Keming was also accustomed to the trendy words spoken by this stupid apprentice, and he didn't want to argue with him anymore: "Okay, don't talk about these useless things, I don't have much time, let's start teaching you the exercises immediately, lest you idiot can't even understand the content in the jade tube." ”
Xiaopang didn't dare to refute, just do what the master said. Zhao Keming continued: "I don't know what the situation is outside now, but through this thin Yuan Spirit Qi, I feel that the cultivation of the truth has declined now, and it is even more serious than the besieged human world back then, I don't know if there are any cultivators left?"
After speaking, he fell into deep thought, and after a while, he looked at Xiaopang again, and shook his head in disappointment: "Alas, looking at you like this, you can roughly know what kind of beating sex people are now." It is estimated that even if you practice these exercises, you will be able to break into the rivers and lakes alone and run rampant in the world. ”
Hearing this, Xiaopang was not angry, and smiled: "Master, you are right, people nowadays don't say that they are cultivating the truth, that is, martial arts masters are rare, that is, through continuous exercise, to increase the skills of their bodies, as long as they practice for a few years, they will be considered martial arts masters." ”
Zhao Keming shook his head with a look of regret, his eyes showing sadness: "Alas, what have you experienced over the years, why has it become like this, is there another natural disaster? No, there will never be such a thing with a master! Could it be that my rebel son has cultivated the great technique of destroying the world and destroying the world?"
Zhao Keming muttered to himself for a while, feeling that it was useless to think so much, so it was better to teach this stupid stupid apprentice more in a limited time. Raised his eyes and looked at Xiao Pang: "Apprentice, there are a few sets of exercises in this jade tube that are not suitable for you, such as the "Wisdom Eye" and "Sealing the Heavenly God Seal", you don't want to practice, it will not be of much use to you."
You will practice the "Nine Heavens Blazing Sun Gong" to lay a good foundation for internal strength, which is the internal strength practice method for all the male disciples of our Lingxiao Sect. In fact, there is also a book of "Nine Spirits Xuanyin Gong" that is suitable for women's cultivation, but I haven't studied it or read it, so I can only regret that I can't let you cultivate as a Taoist.
"This master doesn't have to worry about it, I don't have a girlfriend anyway, this woman is really blind, she loves to die and live for that kind of flowery turnip, but she loves to ignore a good man like me who is infatuated and single-minded, what kind of world is this?" Xiaopang shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and complained indignantly.
Zhao Ke understood Xiaopang's glance, and said secretly: "Look at this kid, he has to be in his twenties, and he hasn't mixed up with a girlfriend yet! Alas, it's really rotten wood that can't be carved, and rotten wood can't be carved." The contempt for Chubby in my heart deepened.
Even if he is a hundred dissatisfied with Xiaopang, this can be regarded as his only successor, Zhao Keming can only continue to teach: "Okay, okay, let's not talk about that, while you practice Jiuxiao Burning Yang Gong, you will practice a set of "Burning Fist" to practice the kung fu in your hands.
This set of drunken boxing is my master's combination of his own perception of the "Burning Sun Palm", plus a predecessor passed on to him "Drunken Fist", a set of boxing methods created after fusion, the power is not weak, there is both a strong side of boxing, and there is a soft side of improvisation, if you practice it, you will not be bullied again. ”
As soon as Xiaopang heard this, he immediately clenched his fat fist and shook it in front of him, and said hatefully: "Hmph, when Lao Tzu practiced, see how I go out to clean up these grandchildren." ”
Zhao Ke glanced at him, and ignored him: "When you finish learning these two sets of exercises, then go and learn a set of "Wuji Sword Technique", this is the swordsmanship technique handed down by the ancestor of my Lingxiao Sect, the moves are surprising and powerful, if you practice it, you can run rampant in the world." ”
"Master, don't be funny, guns are used in high-end fights now, do you know guns?" Xiaopang retorted a few words disdainfully, and after speaking, he used his left hand to compare the appearance of a gun, 'biu, biu' and learned twice.
Then he put the muzzle of his left hand to his mouth and blew it, and raised his eyes to look at Zhao Keming: "Who is still playing with knives and swords, it is estimated that before you can pull the weapon out of the sheath, it will be knocked down with one shot, it is enough to learn some fists and feet to fight, and you are still counting on killing?"
"Hey, you can't say that, I've also practiced guns, and my marksmanship is very good, but I still think that swordsmanship is powerful, so I didn't record my marksmanship into the jade tube, I think that's what it is. Although the gun is longer than the sword, as the saying goes: an inch long is strong, and an inch is short and an inch is dangerous. As long as our Wuji swordsmanship is practiced well, it will not lose to any marksmanship, and you will learn this swordsmanship. Not to be outdone, Zhao Keming argued with Xiaopang.