Volume 1: The Fat Pig Turns Over Chapter 16 Deceives the Teacher and Destroys the Ancestors

Although Zhao Keming was angry, he still tried hard to suppress his emotions, and said softly: "Little fatty, oh no, Tu Tian, so be it, I won't embarrass you, as long as you are willing to kowtow to me and call me Master, I will let you be able to open the jade tube and obtain the Great Gongfa." ”

Xiaopang also came to a stubborn temper, tilted his face and said: "Hmph, the boy has gold under his knees, and he only kneels to his father and mother." Now that my parents are gone, I swore that I would never kneel to anyone again, not even the king of heaven, this is my principle. Whether you love to pass on the exercises or something, I won't kneel for you anyway. ”

Zhao Keming was angry that he really wanted to slap Xiaopang to death with one palm, but now he couldn't do that, so he could only discuss with good words: "Then why did you kneel when you saw my bones today, didn't you also kneel when you buried me, didn't you also kneel to me just now, why not let you kneel again?"

"That's the dead, and now you're not a dead man, why should I kneel for you. Chubby tilted his head and replied with an unyielding posture.

"I'm no different from a dead person now, it won't be long before my soul will be gone, can't you just kneel down and call Master?"

"No, absolutely not, I can't break my oath, it's going to be five thunderbolts. ”

"I promise you, when you practice the exercises I passed on to you, even if you are thundered, you will definitely be unharmed. ”

"Don't be funny, you're all mixed up like this, I'm embarrassed to brag here, I believe you are evil. ”

"You, you. Alas..." Zhao Keming was angry and anxious, and sighed helplessly. After thinking for a while, he could only choose to compromise and asked in a negotiating tone: "Then what do you say you can accept?"

Xiaopang raised his head and thought for a while and said, "That's it, I will never agree to kowtow, but I can bow to you, and you can also be called master." If you can accept it, we will say so, if you can't accept it, pull it down, and I am not rare to learn those things from you. ”

The muscles on Zhao Keming's face twitched, trying to suppress his urge to slap Xiaopang to death. took a few deep breaths and let out a long sigh, although he was reluctant, he could only reluctantly accept Xiaopang's proposal, after all, he was begging someone to do something, gritting his teeth and saying hatefully: "Okay... , I admit it, just do as you say. ”

The chubby phantom stood up beautifully, walked to a place not far from Zhao Keming and stood still, bowed respectfully, and shouted with a smile on his face: "Master." Then he straightened up and looked at Zhao Keming expectantly, waiting to be taught the Great Gongfa.

Zhao Keming looked at Xiaopang with a confused look, waited for a long time and didn't follow, and couldn't help asking, "It's over?"

Xiaopang also said with a puzzled face: "Yes, it's over, otherwise what? It's just a bow you said." ”

Zhao Keming was already trembling with anger, and it took a long time before he trembled his lips and said, "You, you, you kid is too troublesome." I won't let you kowtow, you just bowed to me, don't you take me for not knowing how to count, I, I, I really want to split you. ”

Xiaopang also felt that something was wrong at this time, and immediately said with a smile on his face: "Yes, yes, yes, one bow is a bit too little, I'll give you three bows, so it's reasonable." ”

After speaking, he straightened up again, bent down again respectfully, and shouted in his mouth: "Master is above, please accept the apprentice's worship." "That's what is written in novels, and there should be nothing wrong with saying this.

Zhao Keming frowned and kept shaking his head, he really had the urge to scold his mother in his heart, no matter how he looked at it, it didn't look like he was apprenticing, but like Xiaopang was bowing to his coffin to say goodbye. Helplessly, he muttered in his mouth: "Deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors, deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors!" Alas, the world is going down, the world is going down, and today's children really don't know how to respect their teachers. ”

Xiao Fat bowed three times and stood up straight again, staring at Zhao Keming with innocent eyes, thinking to himself: Look at what else you can say this time, this is Lao Tzu's bottom line, if it doesn't work again, Lao Tzu will turn his face with you.

Zhao Keming worked hard to calm down his temper that was about to explode, and accepted Xiaopang's apprenticeship ceremony. He sighed and said, "Apprentice, I don't have much time to teach as a teacher, I can tell you as much as I want, I will first imprint your soul with my divine sense, so that you can open the jade tube and practice the exercises inside." ”

Xiaopang asked nervously: "Master, what is the situation of this brand you are talking about, you can't burn me with a soldering iron, I'm afraid of pain." ”

Zhao Keming began to grit his teeth again, he couldn't say a word, he couldn't bear it for a long time, he suddenly made a lightning move, grabbed Xiaopang, and imprinted a trace of his divine sense on Xiaopang's soul. Fat thought he was really going to take a soldering iron to leave a mark on him, so he couldn't help but wail and began to struggle.

Xiaopang closed his eyes and struggled for a long time, as if he didn't feel pain, then he opened his eyes slightly and looked, only to see Zhao Keming staring at him sulking with a kind of hatred of iron and steel, and Xiaopang looked at his shadow again, and there was no trace of injury, so he slowly stood up and said with a smile: "Master, the apprentice is really afraid of pain, don't you blame." ”

Zhao Keming was completely speechless, and he didn't bother to listen to Xiaopang's explanation, so he said sharply: "You listen to me, you can remember as much as you can say what I say next." ”

Xiaopang immediately said with a look of embarrassment: "Master, the disciple is stupid, you have to speak slowly, or I won't be able to remember." ”

Zhao Keming trembled angrily, his face flushed, and he clenched his fist that wanted to hammer Xiaopang to death, but in the end, he sighed and let go of his palm, and said completely admitting defeat: "It doesn't matter if you can't remember, you can go to see the jade tube, as long as you practice according to the exercises in the jade tube, you can learn the big cultivation, remember not to be greedy for merit, you must be steady and steady step by step." Otherwise, if you go crazy, no one will be able to help you, so be careful.

What's more, I just felt it, and I found that the Yuan Spirit Qi in this world was already very thin at this time, which was very unfavorable to your cultivation, and your cultivation would be very slow. But I believe that as long as you work hard, you will definitely reap the rewards. Don't give up at any time, all the hope of being a teacher is in you. ”

Xiaopang was a little embarrassed and said, "Master, what you said is all difficult things, can't you say something to motivate me, so that I can also have some hope." You're hitting me like this, don't you want me to cultivate. ”

Zhao Keming almost squirted a mouthful of old blood to death Xiao Fat, he couldn't bear it anymore, and scolded: "What do you want to do with you dead fat man, if I haven't been trapped for thousands of years, I really can't find anyone, and it will be your turn to inherit my mantle, but if there is still one person here now, I would have killed you with one palm, and let you bargain with me here for a long time." Ahh , Lao Tzu really wants to slap you with one palm, ah...