After taking two bites, Monkey King actually stopped, his face full of embarrassment: "To be honest, Lao Bai, the taste of your immortal fruit is really ordinary." ”

Mmmm, it's almost unpalatable!

Master: "General, the third in Heavenly Court." It's not that I said the Great Sage, you all tasted the original peach and threw it away, and I have a fairy fruit here......"

Master's heart: I only get a few peaches a year, you have wasted so much at once, it's not that even my fairy fruit has no taste!

It's just a mouthful.

I feel sorry for my fairy fruit for three seconds, and it takes a long time to give one to a little pet.

It's still the kind of determination that gritted its teeth and stomped its feet!

Sun Dasheng: "Hey-"

Huh? This old monkey actually sighed? Hehe, don't play a big game, play a sad mood?

Didn't I say, Great Sage, do you know how to write the word "sad"?

The Great Sage continued: "I have come all the way, from being a god to prove a Buddha, to making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, being crushed under the Five Elements Mountain, and then to learning scriptures and becoming a Buddha......"

Master: "Wait, Great Sage, canonize the gods and prove the Buddha...... You're participating?"

Great Sage: "My master arranged it, you don't know. ”

Belch...... Forget it, I don't dare to ask more. In case of...... The Land of the Nine Secluded ...... I'm so scared!

The Great Sage continued: "I've been in the Immortal Buddha Realm for so many years......"

"This food, I feel tasteless, and I can always think of my Elder Bai of Huaguo Mountain. ”

"The food cooked by Elder Bai is the first delicacy in the Three Realms, Elder Bai is definitely the first Kitchen Demon King in the Three Realms!"

Shizun was puzzled: "Elder Bai's cooking ......?"

Sun Dasheng's eyes glared: "You have no melon in the rain!"

"But, Elder Bai, you have melons in the rain!"

Yes, you have nothing to do with the rain, but people, have something to do with you!

Master: "Shenma, Elder Bai, you have a melon with me, Great Sage, you are so fond of the pressure of joking!"

Cut, look at you these days you haven't looked at the phone less, when I don't have a phone?

I'm too white and I'm also a fairy with a mobile phone, I just watched a certain sound, just watched "Rain you have no melon!"

I also searched for "nearby immortals"!

Great Sage: "I've been exploring for almost a year before I figured out that after my Elder Bai was reincarnated, he came to your Kunlun Mountain to learn the arts!"

I'll it, that look, serious, unquestionable kind!

Master: "I said the Great Sage, isn't it, your algorithm is not from the heavens, nor is it from the earth?"

Monkeys are not good at arithmetic! They can't be as stupid as Lin Fan!

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Great Sage: "Of course it's a mixed algorithm, I've been looking for Elder Bai since he was reincarnated, but I only figured it out now that I came to you to learn the arts!"

Master: That's not right, right?

But forget it, forget it, what's the trouble with the monkeys!

"Great Sage, it's before the re-establishment of the Book of Life and Death!"

Well, re-establish the "Book of Life and Death", never mention the destruction of the "Book of Life and Death", this is a Buddha in the West Heaven and a holy master in the Heavenly Palace, we can't afford to provoke it.

What's more, I lied to him to do Bi Ma Wen in the first place. At this juncture, don't make any more extraneous branches!

Sun Dasheng patted his thigh and sighed: "Hey-you're right!"

Oh yes, Sun Dasheng, this bar spirit, it's rare to listen to other people's words...... This time, the golden crow bird is drunk?

Did the sun car come from the west?

Master: "Great Sage, just say, who is Elder Bai's surname in this life, I can also check the "Disciple Book" and help you find it!"

yes, what a big deal, it's your people, you can take it away!

My disciple, one more is not too much, one less is not too much!

Sun Dasheng: "The nickname is Lin Fan!"

Shizun was so puzzled, Lin Fan did, but he was not sure if he was not a nickname: "What about the big name?"

The Great Sage blushed a little: "Sun Linfan!"

Belch...... Sun Linfan...... Grandchild...... This is a monkey's patent, excuse me, is there a patent number?

Actually, it's Lin Fan!

Master: "Great Sage, unfortunately, I think he will be back in a few days!"

Sun Dasheng: "In a few days, what did he do? Damn, I've found a base area, and he went to fight guerrilla warfare again?"

Master: Great Sage, your vocabulary is so rich, where did you learn such down-to-earth words, teach me?

Hey, there's no one on a certain note!

"He, and my little pet have gone on a journey through the world, and I guess it will only be a few days! You know that there is a day in heaven and a year on earth. ”

"But the way to become an immortal has such a link, and the most important thing to be an immortal is to be down-to-earth!"

After speaking, Shizun also raised his eyebrows, with a look of "you know".

Sun Dasheng: "Fart, don't follow me to 'all roads lead to Rome'!"

"My Huaguo Mountain was originally a blessed land, and all the monkeys born have spirituality, look at my group of monkey children, say that if you bring it to the West Heaven, you will bring it to the West Heaven!

"They were born in Rome!

"It's just, hey—Elder Bai died in Rome!"

Belch...... Great Sage, are you so funny? Finally, Elder Bai died in Rome, you are here to be funny!

"But where did he go?"

Master: "Your hometown!"

Sun Dasheng: "My hometown, my hometown, my hometown...... Just stay in this ......."

"No, it's Huaguo Mountain, Huaguo Mountain!"

"You said he traveled to Huaguo Mountain?"

Master: "No!"

Sun Dasheng: "Lao Sun doesn't have a second hometown, okay, let's talk about his hometown, it's this heaven, Lao Sun was a stone to make up for the sky!"

"Huh...... It's not right, the stone that mends the sky is also refined on the ground, but it is not in Huaguo Mountain. ”

Shizun: "I mean he and my little pet went to Huaguo Mountain together!

Sun Dasheng: Faint!

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I simply obeyed YOU!

How many years has this old white been an immortal, is it brain (lǎo) for blood (chī) not (dāi) foot (zhèng)?

Sun Dasheng: "Okay, then I'll be relieved!"

Master: "Huh?"

What do you mean? With my little pet following Lin Fan, you can rest assured?

Are you so afraid of losing duck feeding?

Sun Dasheng: "By the way, Lao Bai, everyone knows that in addition to being the messenger of the Jade Emperor, and then you are the martial god, could it be that in the Huaguo Mountain area, there has been any fighting or anything like that recently?"

yes, it's nothing, what the hell are you going to do in my hometown?

Although, I haven't been there to be a big brother for many years!

Shizun: "There is no way about this, the little pet I raised, and an elder brother, my brother went to Huaguo Mountain in 2018, and the little pet has to go." ”

"And Lin Fan has a very good relationship with Xiao Pet, so he has to go, just like that, it's a normal travel procedure, a matter of a few days, the Great Sage doesn't have to mind. ”

That's it, a few days, what a big deal, don't be in a hurry.

Also, it was Lin Fan who had to go, not me who forced him. But, hey, hey, Great Sage, don't stare at me, I didn't force him to go if you stare at me!

Shizun's heart was empty: "It's a big deal, I'll show you, it's definitely fine!"

Sun Dasheng looked incredulous: "Then you can take a look!"

Shizun's heart: Really, the monkey is bullying people like this, ahh

How big a deal can it be in Huaguo Mountain, a palm!