Chapter 57: Rock Paper Scissors?
That is, a Huaguo Mountain, I really thought it was above the nine heavens, among the nine secluded mountains!
Don't say it's okay, even if it's something, how big of a deal can it be?
Master: "Apprentice, take the 360-degree full-coverage dust reading mirror without dead angles for the teacher!"
Great Sage: 360 degrees, no dead ends?Is this the holographic monitoring of the world?
Recently, Lao Sun has been going to the world to rub wifi in order to brush the machine, don't think I don't understand.
At this time, the two disciples came to the main hall carrying a huge bronze mirror in ancient costumes.
Shizun and Sun Dasheng floated down from the top of the forty-nine steps at the same time.
Master: "Boot ......"
Sun Dasheng: I'm going to make a reservation...... Do you still need to turn it on? Hey with no charging? Isn't your routine a long-sleeved wave?
I saw a disciple lightly press it on the back of the dust reading mirror, and the mirror surface of the bronze mirror began to change!
It is like a quietly flowing lake, sparkling with a little bit of clear ripples.
Then in the upper right corner of the mirror, the Great Sage actually saw a pattern of a quarter of a fan......
I'll it, this can be there, this really is!
Sun Dasheng: "Lao Bai, where did this WIFI signal come from?"
Master: "The satellites sent from the earthly world, they all carry this thing, if they don't use it, wouldn't it be a waste?"
"Also, with this thing, you don't have to spend real energy doing everything every day!"
"The cultivation is increasing faster!"
"Now there are more and more immortals, there are fewer and fewer peaches, and the fairy qi is getting thinner and thinner, so we all have to protect ourselves!"
"Of course, that's what I just discovered, two minutes ago!"
"Because I have a ...... Mobile ......"
Then, take out a mobile phone from its wide long sleeves...... Well, it's still magenta and phone cases!
Just search for it in WLAN!
As for the password...... Rattle...... I have a WIFI master key on my old white phone, I don't know if Sun Dasheng has it on your phone?
I'm so proud, I'm so proud, I've got you!
Sun Dasheng: "Earlier, I would have said that I wouldn't have taken the time to go to the world to surf the wifi!"
Then Shizun actually found a "earthly map" on his mobile phone?
Hey, hey, hey, look at a certain place in the world, isn't it driven by your mind?
Sun Dasheng's eyes are so puzzled!
But the master understands it!
Master: "This is still a satellite, the satellite has scanned the panorama of the world, I can steal its wifi password, is it still difficult to steal the map?"
"The accuracy is so high that the error does not exceed 7 meters!"
But suddenly, the old face turned red: "It's not a thief, it's not a thief, it's a take, it's a take!"
"Of course, after all, the fairy spirit is getting less and less strong, and this is also to save resources, there is no way to do it!"
Sun Dasheng suddenly remembered something: "Lao Bai, tell me this wifi password first, I have to download a wifi master key!"
Master: Uh...... Elder Bai's affairs...... Can you put it in the feed?
Poor Elder Bai, poor Lin Fan, was defeated by wifi like this!
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Sun Dasheng finally linked the wifi password and downloaded the cracked version of the master key.
Mmmm, so that even when there is no deliciousness, it will not be lonely!
"Then look at what Lin Fan is doing now?" "Mmmm, I finally remembered, and Lin Fan's business!
Enter - earthly Huaguo Mountain in the search bar.
Wow, it's still handwritten!
Soon, Huaguo Mountain was presented in front of you...... High-rise buildings, busy traffic......
Hey, hey, it's not quite right, the sky above this Huaguo Mountain...... How can there be a faint layer of black gas?
Take a closer look: Is it demonic energy?
Sun Dasheng's eyes looked at Master Taibai suspiciously: Didn't you say that it was okay?
Look at the rhythm of this like nothing?
Master: "What's the matter...... Hey, I didn't have it half an hour ago!"
Because half an hour ago, Lin Fan and the little pet just went to the world!
But when I think about it, half an hour in the sky is half a month in the earthly world!
There will be changes, it is inevitable, it is inevitable.
Sun Dasheng: "This demonic qi still looks very authentic, it doesn't look like a copycat!"
That is to say, there really is a demon here?
Who could this be?
Master: "I said the Great Sage, you are familiar with this place in Huaguo Mountain, who can be doing ghosts?"
Sun Dasheng: "Fifteen hundred years ago, I took all those monkey children away!"
"My sworn brothers......"
"The boss Pingtian Great Holy Bull Demon King, when he was learning the scriptures, he had a fight with him, and he was brought to the Rakshasa country by the Buddha!"
"The second Great Sage Jiao Demon King, a thousand years ago, a super typhoon landed, the sea overflowed Huaguo Mountain, and the Jiao Demon King seemed to have gone directly to the sea. As for not coming back later, I haven't heard of it!"
"The Third Mixed Heaven Great Sage Peng Demon King, when I learned the scriptures, I was not far from the West Heaven, and I had a seat in the West Heaven as early as now, and I saw him two days ago, it shouldn't be. β
"If the Buddha sees him, he will call his uncle!"
"The Old Fourth Mountain Moving Mountain Great Holy Lion Camel King, like the Jiao Demon King, because of the super typhoon, I don't know what will happen next. β
"The fifth great sage macaque king, compare with me in front of the Buddha, the old grandson has already destroyed him with a stick!"
"The old six exorcist god Great Sage Yu Tamarin King, like the second and fourth children, after the typhoon, the whereabouts are unknown. β
"Old Seven...... Oh, Lao Qi is my grandson, it's impossible to think about it, Lao Sun is either a Buddha or a fairy all over his body, and we don't have any demonic energy!"
"Later, I heard that Nezha went to Huaguo Mountain to descend demons again, but it is said that there is no climate, and it is a foreign variety......! I didn't ask him much either. β
"The original demon kings, dead and running, there are not a few left!
"The most important thing is that the demonic qi is still so authentic!"
β......β
Uh, Sun Dasheng's pensive look is so cute!
Master: "Great Sage, you don't have to think so much about it first, just protect Lin Fan and the little pet!"
"This demonic energy, it looks very light, it shouldn't be able to become any climate, maybe some animals in the world have some small creations, it's okay!"
Well, all living beings in the earthly world have been created, maybe another master will destroy it!
As for Lin Fan and Xiao Pet, let's two big immortals, one immortal can protect one, can't we still protect it?
As soon as these words came out, it made sense! The Great Sage actually agreed!
Sun Dasheng: "Lao Bai, what you said is right, why do you want to do so much, you have already passed the age of roaring when the road is uneven." Everything has a destination. β
"By the way, do you still have an inheritance on earth?"
Master: "......"
Don't be joking, the Great Sage, this kind of thing is not allowed by the Jade Emperor!
Can we ...... Don't put it on the bright side?
Then the master made a look - talk on the top of the forty-nine steps, there is a natural enchantment there, no one can hear it!
Then the two of them had a heart and flew to the top of the forty-nine steps again.
Master: "First of all, do you still have any property?"
Great Sage: "You say it first, and I'll say it when you say it!"
"You speak first!"
"You speak first!"
Then the master showed the dust: "Hmph, you say it first!"
Sun Dasheng directly showed his stick: "Ha, you say it first!"
Shizun looked at the dust whisk in his hand, and then at the stick in the opponent's hand - it was obvious that he couldn't beat it!
"Rock-paper-scissors?"
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