Lin Fang decided to ask without shame.

"This classmate, the teacher may I ask me, what is 'four pieces of five' and what is 'jail'?"

Little classmate: "Nine yuan for "Marriage Certificate", four yuan and five yuan for one person!"

"Go to jail", hum, Wu Xiu ....."

Lin Fan quickly interrupted the little classmate, okay, good, the teacher understands, the teacher understands!

You sit down, you sit down.

Lin Fan's eyes: Admire!

However, are you sure you are in the first grade of elementary school, not the first grade of social studies?

When the girl finished speaking, the boy raised his hand.

Lin Fan: Do I dare to let the boy say it? Maybe he will say something!

But it's not good to dampen children's enthusiasm, right?

Say it, say it!

"People have joys and sorrows, and the moon is cloudy and sunny...... There is yin and yang!"

Uh-huh, this is good, this is good!

Finally, there is a sentence that meets Mr. Lin's heart!

Lin Fan: The children are still saved!

"It's the same me, I can be injured, it's yin, it can heal itself, it's yang!"

Uh-huh, full of positive energy!

That's the right direction!

"It's the same me, although I have a bad temper and a bad temper, I'm impatient, I'm flawed, I'm yin, but I think I'm perfect!

Lin Fan: I ......

Are you all so unbrilliant?

Okay, well, the teacher's fault, the teacher shouldn't ask!

Lin Fan looked up to the sky and sighed!

It seems that it's not just as simple as setting up a tablet for your phone!

I'm going to have to dig a grave for him and bury the damn phone!

Then put up a sign: Tomb of Mobile Phones!

I can't always let you take my little pets!

But whose phone should I bury?

The little pet doesn't have a mobile phone, Lin Fan's mobile phone was just given when he crossed!

Besides, what if I don't have a mobile phone, how can I take care of the parent prestige group, and the principal can't find me when I call?

And those beautiful female teachers!

Is it okay to discuss work and research progress together?

Oops! Mr. Lin can't make up his mind!

It's annoying!

Keep lecturing, lecturing and then and then and

Mr. Lin is very good at avoiding questions!

"'Three beings and all things' is better understood, it is because of the interaction of the two energies of yin and yang that we have today's colorful world. ”

"But what elements are formed by the two energies of yin and yang to make up this substance?"

"That is metal, wood, water, fire, and earth. ”

"Metal products, plant and wood products, liquid substances, energy substances, sand, soil, mountains and stones. ”

"Teacher, Teacher, Teacher......"

The little hands raised in the air!

However, Mr. Lin didn't plan to ask questions!

In case those answers ......

Mr. Lin can't help but hate his phone!

A grave in my heart hides the ...... who are not dead of mobile phones.

Are you forcing the teacher?

Students: This teacher is really good, he can listen to what we want to say!

It's much better than other teachers!

Lin Fan had an idea: "Students, we should try our best to ask questions based on the people and things around us, or give examples, okay?"

The key is for teachers and adults to guide!

Mr. Lin thinks he reacts so quickly!

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Wouldn't it be enough to lead children to the right way of thinking?

"Teacher, what is a cellular network, and what is WiFi?"

Lin Fan: I ......

Fire, but I don't want to say it.

"Teacher, teacher, I heard my grandmother say that people also have gold, wood, water, fire and earth, what are the attributes of Wang Ju?

Lin Fan: This is the person around you?

"Teacher, what is James's attribute, I'm his little fan sister!"

"Teacher, what is Wang Junkai's attribute, I am his little diehard fan!"

Lin Fan: Who came up with this head, stand up for the teacher!

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Mobile phones, mobile phones! These are what mobile phones tell you!

Mobile phone, are you a monster?

I'd love to bury you, but ......

I really can't bear it!

Of course it's not just me, don't you see?

After Shizun took a mobile phone from the Yutai Palace, he never left the machine every day!

The teacher doesn't want to be an undisciplined person, so don't let the teacher think of a mobile phone!

Count the teacher begging you, OK?

Class!

Calm and calm! We must be calm, we must still guide and guide, and it is better to be sparse than to be blocked, and it is better to be sparse than to be blocked.

Lin Fan thought for a while: "Students, in order to figure out this problem, the teacher will assign you an assignment!"

Students: I didn't ask if I knew it, it's like this every time, as soon as I ask, there will be homework!

Don't open the forest!

Lin Fan: "Students, go back and check these six people: Confucius, Zu Chongzhi, Yang Shaoping, Zhang Heng, Yu Boya, Gu Kaizhi, ......"

Well, the comparison is Chinese, mathematics, English, science, music, art......

That's what you should know.

"Briefly check their information to see what kind of personality they are and what they have achieved!"

"But a little, you can consult books, you can ask parents, you can even write that you don't know. ”

"But one thing, you just can't check your phone!"

"Violators, copy the words on the blackboard 100 times!"

Cell phone!

I'm going to fight you to the end!

"Write 20 words each, and that's it!"

"This is today's Chinese culture homework!"

Homework can't be too much, 6 people, 120 words, well, no more, no more!

Use manuscript paper, punctuation marks also count the number of words!

Students: Why, why is there an assignment when you ask a question?

Wouldn't the teacher be able to?

Did he go back tonight and ask Du Niang, and tell us tomorrow?

Adults are like this, they don't know how to pretend to understand!

After asking Du Niang, come and fool us again!

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Well, today's lesson is not over yet, keep going.

"Students, let's continue to talk about the law of two-five. ”

"'Two' is very simple, it is yin and yang, and 'five' is also very simple, it is gold, wood, water, fire and earth. ”

"Two plus five equals seven, and there are many things in this world that are related to 'seven'. ”

"For example, there are seven days in a week and two days off. ”

"Medically, a course of treatment lasts seven days. ”

"Everyone is seven years old and first grade, and they start to study officially. ”

"Seventh, it is closely related to our lives. ”

"Please give an example!"

Regardless of the boys and girls, let's talk about it casually!

"The rainbow has seven colors. ”

Well, that's right, the teacher's guidance still works!

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"Tanabata Festival!"

Well, traditional myths and legends, too!

Not bad!

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"Seven Years of ......"

Stop!

Do you still want to say the last word?

If a student doesn't understand and wants to ask, how should the teacher answer?

Why, why do students always have to give teachers such a problem?

Also, the teacher hasn't experienced this kind of thing, okay?

Excuse me, are you students or enemies?

Little classmate: Seven years of illness, three years of love. Isn't this Chinese culture?

Why didn't the teacher let me say it?

Cry chirp!

Lin Fan: It's really hard to bring students now.

Know everything!

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