Tuesday. First lesson. Sinology.

Blackboard:

"The Universe: The Way;

Tai Chi: 〇;

Yang: ¬¬——Yin: ——;

Five elements: metal, wood, water, fire, earth;

The Law of Twenty-Five: Two plus five equals seven. ”

Students: I'm so surprised!

Bright, shiny eyes!

Lin Fan: Wow, the students are very curious!

“emmm...... Students, today we are going to study the second lesson of Chinese Studies. ”

"Chinese culture is the cultural essence of the hundred schools of thought in ancient times, how important it is, we have already studied it in the last lesson!"

Lin Fan: Why do you say that? Who took the last class?

How did I not know?

@_@

There are obvious loopholes in this crossing, what about memory connection?

Continue the lecture.

Lin Fan: "In this lesson, we will start with the most basic. ”

"The Tao Te Ching is written by the great ancient thinker Lao Tzu, revealing the origin of all things from the perspective of traditional culture. ”

"There is such a saying: 'Tao begets one, one begets two, and two begets three......'"

Students: "Three lives and all things!"

What a neat voice!

Lin Fan's eyes: What? First grade, you actually know 'three lives and all things'?

Can anyone tell me what a horrible thing you went through in kindergarten?

Little spoiled 3,000 years of kindergarten career, but no one, no, there is no immortal, who has taught him to read, count and other skills!

→_→

Keep lecturing, students will know it, they have learned so much at such a young age!

It's a bit too much!

Lin Fan: "Everything is negative yin and embraces yang......"

Students: "I think I'm in harmony." ”

Lin Fan's eyes: What kind of kindergarten do you go to?

It's inhumane!

Also, how much did you learn that you shouldn't have learned?

O_o

Don't blame the children, don't blame the children, it's all forced by the parents, it's all forced by the parents!

Stabilize your mind and continue the lecture.

Lin Fan patted his chest, and he had the kind of squeeze that he was soaking himself, from his neck all the way to the dantian!

“emmm...... The students know a lot!"

"'Tao gives birth to one', and 'Tao' is the entire universe, the law that forms all things. ”

"'One' is Taiji, and Taiji is the original chaotic matter. ”

"This is very easy for students!"

The eyes of the students: Where is it easy to understand? How can it be easy to understand?

Lin Fan's eyes: Don't you know more?

There are times when you don't know!

Come on, let's give a uniform answer! Let the teacher be cheered up again!

\≥ω≤/

Lin Fan: "'Life two' is better understood, that is, from Tai Chi, that is, the original substance, the two basic substances that make up the most basic of all things are formed. ”

That is, yin and yang. ”

"Students, this is yang, it is one horizontal, and this is yin, it is two horizontal. ”

"For example, the sun is yang and the moon is yin. ”

"Yang during the day and yin at night. ”

"The singular number is yang, and the double number is yin. ”

How about it? Is the teacher's example easy to understand?

"Who can follow the example of a teacher?"

Well, to inspire children to use their brains!

"Dad is responsible for earning money to support the family, and he is yang when he basks in the sun every day, and his mother is responsible for being beautiful like a flower, and she puts on makeup and stays at home every day, which is yin!"

Kid, you know a little bit more!

"When a boy goes to the toilet, he dares to go to the toilet alone, one is yang, and when a girl goes to the toilet, he dares not go to the toilet, so he has to pull another girl to go, and two of them are yin. ”

I...... Well, kid, you're too good at observing life!

I have understood so much since I was a child.

Growing up, he must be a master of flirting.

"If a girl says the word 'it's okay', she will definitely be fine, and the mood is like sunshine, which is yang; if a girl says 'it's okay', two words, then there must be something, and it is a big event, and the mood is like a dark night, it is yin. ”

Lin Fan's eyes: Who told you?

Child:......

The most important thing is that you still know how to use figurative sentences?!

Lin Fan: Puff up!

The boys are done, what about the girls! What are the girls?

"The 'Gong Jing' chatters every day, as strong as the sun, and is yang, and the 'Buddha' is as gentle as the moon every day, and it is yin. ”

Lin Fan: Do you know this?

"'Eating chicken' is very happy, the mood is good, it is yang, and 'Liangliang' is very sad and urging, it is yin. ”

Lin Fan: Let's play too many games!

And also...... Belch...... Why do I think that?

Why do I know these words?

"Teacher, 'like' is in a good mood, like daytime, which is yang, and 'heart-piercing' is in a bad mood, like night, which is yin. ”

Well, girls also understand figurative sentences!

But where do you come from?

The teacher only asks you to say: 1, 2, 3 is yang, 2, 4, 6 is yin, that's it!

Lin Fan: It's crazy.

However, we don't know, and we don't dare to ask.

《⊙＿⊙

Don't?

I see, it's a mobile phone!

Mobile phones for sure!

Lin Fan suddenly realized!

It's all the fault of mobile phones!

At this time, Lin Fan had an idea, after going home, set up a ranking for his mobile phone!

Above: The Spiritual Position of the Mobile Phone.

It's infuriating!

But can you blame the child? It seems that it can't!

Or a cell phone, a cell phone, a cell phone.

Lin Fan shook his head helplessly and continued to speak.

"Well, the examples given by the students are very vivid! Let's move on. ”

This sentence was uttered through the gritting of the back molars.

"'Two begets three' refers to the interaction between yin and yang, the two substances, and the fusion of each other to form something new. ”

"For example, the Earth has a north pole and a north pole. ”

"Magnets have a cathode and an anode. ”

"Charges are both positive and negative. ”

Uh-huh, it's really a comprehensive teacher!

Science can be applied to Chinese culture!

Lin Fan: "Just now, the male students gave an example, and now we invite the female students to come first." ”

"The boys also have little milk dogs and little wolf dogs!

Hey, hey, are you still laughing, are you so happy, are you dark?

You know a lot!

However, are you sure that you are in the first grade of elementary school, not the first year of junior high school?

"'Big pig's trotters', before being friends with girls, he was a little brother, and after being friends, he was a bad old man, and he was very bad!"

Child, what hurt you?

Who is it, tell the teacher, the teacher cut him!

Are you sure, though, that you're a first-year in elementary school, not a first-year in high school?

"There are two kinds of happiness, either embraced in heaven or wandered away in the wilderness. ”

Kid, you're very literary!

However, your happiness should be to study hard, exercise well, and not be a picky eater!

Are you sure, though, that you're in the first year of elementary school, not in college?

"If you're in love, you'll either be four or five, or you'll go to jail!"

Lin Fan: What is "four pieces of five"?

What is "going to jail"?

It's still the same sentence, we don't know, and we don't dare to ask!

MMP。

~w_w~......