Chapter 84: First Love
"When I finished applying the needles, I found that all those needles were pierced on my sister-in-law!"
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Lin Meng couldn't wait to give Tang Dasan a thumbs up, and double-clicked 666 by the way.
You're just a show!
On the wedding night, I went to my sister-in-law's room because I was drunk, and the most important thing was to give acupuncture to others.
It's crazy!
"Although acupuncture is very comfortable, but the first time you apply acupuncture, there will be a tingling sensation, and that feeling is not something that a girl can bear. ”
Lin Meng's implication is, why didn't your sister-in-law Wang Xiaohua shout?
Tang Dasan stomped his feet, raised his arrogance a section, and said with some pride:
"Alas, the only drawback of me is that I am too likable, I didn't expect that my sister-in-law would have a crush on me, so the voice she made was the voice of enjoyment. ”
The plot twisted suddenly, and Lin Meng was stunned.
"Before your wife finds out, you hurry back, maybe there will be a chance to explain. Lin Meng stared at him.
Tang Dasan slapped his thigh and said regretfully:
"I didn't want to do it at the time, and I was about to leave, when my mother-in-law suddenly broke into the door, and then found my sister-in-law lying on the bed unclothed, and I was still in the house..."
Lin Meng scolded:
"Brute!"
"I didn't do anything. Tang Dasan spread his hands.
It's not a man, a woman is in front of you, she is wearing nothing, you are not doing anything.
Are you still a man?
Needless to say, Lin Meng also guessed what happened after that.
This marriage, I'm afraid it won't be concluded, Tang Dasan can only escape the marriage, and Wang Xiaocui can't swallow this evil breath and chases and kills everywhere.
Tang Dasan lived in seclusion everywhere, and finally came to the tomb of the living dead in Jinling City.
"A dignified poison saint, he is afraid of his wife, he really has no backbone at all. ”
"Aren't you afraid?"
Lin Meng patted his chest and said imposingly:
"What am I afraid of, if my wife is like your wife, I won't smoke her to death. ”
Taking advantage of Shen Yue's absence, he hurried over his addiction.
At this moment, a quiet sound was heard in the air:
"Tang Dasan, come out and die!"
The sound reverberated back and forth in the air, as if it were coming from far away, and it was like an aftersound in the ears.
"Such a high and profound realm, it can actually transmit the voice from such a long distance, Brother Tang, come to visit another day and say goodbye!"
Lin Meng turned around and was about to leave.
He is not stupid, this husband and wife will inevitably fight when they meet, and he doesn't want to become cannon fodder.
If you want to get the 'Seven Insects and Seven Flowers' and the [Huayang Needle Method], in fact, you are not in a hurry at this time, it will be fine two days late.
"Brother Lin, you just stay and save me. ”
Tang Dasan hugged his thighs tightly, tears broke down in tears, and he was sad for a while, and tears wet Lin Meng's trouser legs.
"Brother Tang, hurry up, how can you make me embarrassed, if I don't save you, I made an appointment with a disabled person with both legs amputated to swim today, I can't miss the appointment!"
"Ahhh ”
, what's the matter with Lao Tzu?
As the saying goes, family ugliness should not be publicized, and if there is a conflict between your husband and wife, you should solve it behind closed doors.
What do I have to do here, be a light bulb?
"Brother Tang, Brother Tang, it's okay if you don't let me go, don't bite me, alas, I didn't fight rabies seedlings..."
Seeing that Lin Meng didn't agree, Tang Dasan directly lifted Lin Meng's trouser legs, staring at the calf and biting wildly.
Right now.
A pretty figure entered through the cave door.
She was red, her hair and eyebrows were red, the lip gloss at the corners of her mouth was the color of blood, and her nails were several inches long.
The first thing you feel is --- bloodthirsty maniacs!
She is Tang Dasan's first love, Wang Xiaocui!
It's over, the explanation is not clear!
Seeing the scene in front of her, Wang Xiaocui was shocked.
Tang Dasan likes his sister, but he didn't expect to like men.
This taste is too heavy.
"Xiaocui, listen to me!"
Interpretation!?
It seems unnecessary, the two men entangled have already been seen, and it is unsightly.
Lin Meng waved his hand, like a nobody, and greeted with an embarrassed smile:
"Hey!"
Wang Xiaocui glanced at him and said coldly: "I'm here to seek revenge, and I don't want to die." ”
Sou!
Lin Meng came behind Tang Dasan like a gust of wind, the speed was staggering!
"Xiaocui, listen to my explanation, that wedding night, I really didn't do anything to Xiaohua, really, I swear to God. ”
"That's just that your treacherous plan didn't succeed, what are you arguing about, if my mother doesn't go in, Xiaohua may have suffered from your poisonous hands. ”
Wang Xiaocui was blinded by hatred, and now no matter what she says, she can't listen to it.
Tang Dasan simply stood up with backbone and sneered: "Since you don't want to hear it, then don't explain!"
It's the other way around!
He had never dared to talk to himself like this before, it seemed that the Poison Sage had really changed his mind, and he didn't even explain it.
"I'm here today to make a decision. ”
There are some things that must be done sooner or later, and it is better to do them later than to do them early.
"How?"
Tang Dasan's tone was obviously very hard, but he was very cowardly in his heart, obviously forced to pretend to be hostile.
Look at it.
Lin Meng felt that although this woman had very poor skin, her appearance was extremely good, no wonder Tang Dasan loved her so much that she loved her to death.
The main thing is that --- big!
It's bigger than you can imagine.
Just when he was thinking about it, Wang Xiaocui put his hand into his arms and took out two things that laughed like steamed buns, which were black.
Her breasts deflated all of a sudden.
Airport!
Stuffing things into it in ancient times?
Lin Meng was stunned, he didn't expect this thing to be so avant-garde, and sure enough, the wisdom of the ancient working people was against the sky.
Tang Dasan waved his hand and said softly:
"Don't give me black-flour steamed buns, I'm not hungry!"
"Steamed buns!?" Wang Xiaocui snorted coldly and said ruthlessly: "I will cook for you, you want to be beautiful, these are just two poisons." ”
So, this thing bigger than a steamed bun is a pill?
It's so spectacular, it's the first time I've seen such a big pill, it's really a battle pill among pills, one pill top ten pills.
"Poison!?"
Hearing these two words, Tang Dasan immediately shuddered, trembled and said:
"Xiao Cui, don't you deceive yourself, I'm a poison saint today, playing poison in front of me?"
王小翠 says:
"Although I hate you, I still love you in my heart, if you can take this pill and be safe, I will leave the past behind, and we will live according to the life of ordinary people in the future. ”
"Really?"
"Never break your word!"
Tang Dasan was a little tempted, but looking at the pill in front of him, he really had no appetite.
Although, as a poison saint, he is invincible to all poisons, so he is naturally not afraid of death.
But there are some things that will not be digested and bad for your stomach after eating, which is actually quite uncomfortable.
So, he set his sights on Lin Meng.
"What do you think I'm doing?" Lin Meng panicked...