This is... Poison Saint?

Sure enough, it was poisonous, and Lin Meng felt that he was about to die of poisoning.

In this world, how can I feel that everywhere is 'spending money to buy certificates', and my reputation does not match my own strength!

"What do you think?" asked Tang Dasan.

What else can Lin Meng say?

He had to stretch out his thumb and exclaimed: "Amazing, Your Excellency's name as a poison saint really lives up to expectations, neither humble nor arrogant, and indomitable!"

"That's, that's!"

As he spoke, he didn't know where he took out a Xiangfei fan and shook it, with a stunned expression.

It's so infuriating!

"Hello, in Xia Tang-Da-San, although I am a poison saint, I like to teach others about success, because I am very successful myself!"

You succeed Nima!

However, out of politeness, Lin Meng also stretched out his hand and said very politely:

"Hello, in Xia Lin Meng, my father is still the book, and our family is the richest in Jinling City!"

“------”

The hands of the two people were held together, which can be described as sympathy.

However, at the moment when Lin Meng and Tang Dasan's hands were separated, he found that there was a tingling sensation in his hand, and his thumb had turned black.

"Poison Saint... This... This... What's going on?"

Tang Dasan was a little sorry and said apologetically:

"I'm sorry, I've been sanctified with poison, my hands and feet are poisonous, just now you and I hit it off, I actually forgot about it, causing you to be poisoned!"

Damn, this person is poisonous!

"Is there a way for you?"

"Yes!"

Tang Dasan drank loudly, and quickly took Lin Meng's poisoned finger into his mouth, and slammed it.

Lin Meng felt that his blood was about to be sucked out.

Although it looks like the movements of the two people are weird, not to mention that they are quite comfortable.

When Tang Dasan let go of his mouth, Fang Li's hand had fully recovered, the tingling sensation was gone, and the black color had disappeared.

"How does this work?"

"Actually, there is no principle, there is lysozyme in saliva, and you can detoxify it yourself, I don't tell him about ordinary people. ”

“------”

This is the Poison Saint!?

Nima, it's a joke!

The two quickly got acquainted, and Tang Dasan took him back to the Tomb of the Living Dead to visit the place where he lived.

"Your place is so hidden, but I see that you don't seem to know anything but poison, how can you make a living?"

Lin Meng casually fiddled with the contents of the cave and asked.

Tang Dasan replied:

"I have cooperated with the coffin shop in the east of Jinling City, once someone is looking for death, come to me to buy poison, go to him to buy a coffin, and give me thirty percent. ”

“------”

Lin Meng stopped talking, this livelihood is really good, after you poison someone, you will take a coffin and go directly to the ground.

It's a one-stop service!

Lin Meng continued to visit, and saw a stone cup on the stone bench on the side, which contained liquid, and he asked:

"What is this?"

"You taste it. ”

Lin Meng picked it up and drank it, and forgot all about the fact that this was the old cave of the Poison Saint.

"What does it smell like?"

"Sweet and sour, it's delicious. ”

"I didn't expect the fetal pills I developed to be so delicious!"

The poison saint is complacent again.

“------”

Lin Meng began to pick his throat and retch, but he couldn't spit it out anyway.

It's full of traps, but you can't touch them, maybe something is poisonous.

"Aren't you a poison saint, what kind of fetal pills are being developed?"

Tang Dasan sighed: "In these years, the profit from selling poison is too low, and I can't survive on poison alone, so in desperation, I can only engage in some side jobs!"

"So you make this, the fetus is life, and you are killing innocents?"

"What about indiscriminately killing innocents, whoever dares to come to me to seek revenge, and when I meet a master, I will poison him first and let him cultivate to the fullest. ”

Yes, you're awesome!

"I think your family is quite rich, how did you come to this wilderness place?"

It was probably a poison that had been studied for too long, and Tang Dasan was a little hungry, so he picked up a piece of nest and gnawed on it.

"Since you're here, it's natural to ask for something. ”

Lin Meng told him about his encounter with the medical saint Ni Qusi and the acquisition of the water spirit crystal vein, and said that he needed the Seven Insects and Seven Flowers and the Huayang Needle Method.

"I'm a master of poison, I want to get some poisonous insects and poisonous flowers, simple, if you need it, I can give you a preferential price, sell others 200,000 taels, sell you 2,000 taels, don't thank me, give people roses, there is a fragrance in your hands!"

Lin Mengmeng asked if there was a full discount!

However, two thousand taels is the tip of the iceberg for a household book, because we are not short of money.

"What about the Huayang Needle Method?"

For the sake of his wife, Lin Meng can be regarded as letting go.

However, the Poison Saint refused without thinking about it.

"No, this one doesn't work, "Huayang Needle Method" is definitely not good!"

"Why not!?"

"I can't say!"

Tang Dasan squatted in the corner, his expression very afraid.

He seems to have something unspeakable.

"Didn't you say, give people roses, there is a lingering fragrance in your hands, you lend me that stitch, and I will return you when I run out!"

I believe you're a bad old man!

It's very bad, if you run out of it and spread it to me, wouldn't it be the end of the game, and my poison saint will live with this needle.

"It's not that I won't lend it to you, it's just that I promised someone that I can't borrow it!"

"Who!?"

"My first love!"

Can you have a first love?

Lin Meng said that it was a big girl who was blind to fall in love with such a heartless, moneyless, and faceless guy like you?

"It seems that you have a story, anyway, it's okay to be idle, you might as well tell me about it. ”

Tang Dasan also felt that this matter was very uncomfortable in his heart, so he simply sat down on the stone bed and said:

"Okay, then I might as well tell you about it. ”

Here's the thing.

Like many young people, the Poison Saint Tang Dasan also has a favorite woman, who is Wang Xiaocui next door.

There are two sisters Wang Xiaocui, she is the eldest sister, and the younger sister is called Wang Xiaohua.

The two are twins, and they look very similar, but they can be distinguished by a closer look, and it is not easy to make a mistake.

On the wedding day, Tang Dasan toasted everywhere and was drunk and groggy.

When he returned to the room, he showed off to his wife, saying that he had developed an acupuncture method that could cultivate self-cultivation and detoxification, called "Huayang Acupuncture".

Lin Meng said: "This is a good thing, you think that you just got married and have such an achievement, your wife must love you to death." ”

"Listen to me. ”

Tang Dasan seemed disgusted that Lin Meng interrupted him and continued:

"I named that set of acupuncture at first, but I thought it was less domineering, and later changed the name to "Huayang Acupuncture", which sounds very good.

On the night of the wedding, we were very tired, and I thought that my wife must be like that, so I thought about using needles to relieve her fatigue.

Unfortunately, I drank too much, and I found out when I finished the injection..."

Speaking of this, Tang Dasan suddenly stopped.

Lin Meng was anxious when he heard this, so he went up and gave him a mouthful, and said, "You should say it quickly!"

Tang Dasan sighed and continued....