Chapter 28: A real dilemma
Li Yi was about to return to his seat, when Zhu Wuneng grabbed his arm, and couldn't help laughing: "Brother Incompetent, is there anything else?"
Zhu Wuneng leaned in front of Li Yi and sniffed it carefully, and said, "There is a familiar smell on your body...... He ran behind Li Yi again, sniffed hard, and said suspiciously: "I have smelled this smell a long time ago, huh...... It smells really good, but it's weird...... Where did I smell it, why can't I remember it?"
Yiqing saw that Zhu Wuneng stretched out a big nose and sniffed around Li Yi's body, which looked really indecent, she slapped the table and scolded Zhu Wuneng: "Hey, you stupid pig, what are you doing sniffing and sniffing at Brother Li?!Do you want to eat Brother Li?!"
Li Yi shook her head at Yiqing, signaling that she didn't have to blame the other party. Li Yi held his wine glass like this, drinking while letting Zhu Wuneng go around him. That Zhu Wucan't smell up, and he almost got into Li Yi's arms and sniffed indiscriminately, only to see Li Yiwu not moving, still smiling and saying: "You smell it well, have you ever remembered it?"
Seeing Zhu Wuneng's appearance of opening his nose and sniffing everywhere with great interest, it was as if this rammed goods were sniffing a plate of delicacies outside the sky, and Shu Hatian on the side didn't feel funny, he slammed Zhu Wuneng away, patted Zhu Wuneng's back, and said angrily:
"You idiot! The prince's daughter is noble, you are touching and sniffing like this, what kind of system is this! Why don't you sit down with me quickly!"
After Shu Hattian pulled Zhu Wuneng away, he hurriedly waved at Li Yi and said, "Don't blame the prince! My incompetent brother is so demented by nature...... He behaved so close to the prince, maybe he mistook the prince for a relative......?"
"Hahaha......" Li Yi returned to his place and sat down, smiled and waved his hand: "How can I blame him? This incompetent brother, I don't think he is stupid at all, not only is he not stupid, but he is also extremely cute!"
Yiqing always has a good impression of this Zhu Wucan, just because as soon as the rammer sees a beautiful woman, his eyes will radiate a strange light. On the same day, Xu Ke led Zhu Wuneng to Meixuezhai to deliver the sword, Yiqing was because Zhu Wuneng was often "not very honest" at that time, and deliberately knocked over a cup of hot tea on his leg, and the pain was so painful that the rammed goods screamed like killing a pig.
At this time, Yiqing saw that Li Yi was so tolerant of that rammer, and he didn't like it, so he pouted and complained: "Brother Li, why are you so good to this stupid pig?
Li Yi took a sip of wine and said with a smile: "Senior sister, where is he 'disrespectful' to me? Didn't you listen to what this 'Book Immortal' said just now? He is so close to me, maybe he mistook me for a relative......"
Zhu Wuneng was eating happily with a large pot of pearl meatballs, and when he heard Yiqing's words, he couldn't help but put down the big pot in his hand and asked curiously: "'The trip to eat'? What is the 'trip to eat'? Is there a lot to eat?"
Yiqing sneered and said, "Yes, there are a lot of foods!" There are pig ears, pig eyes, pig tongue, pig nose, pig legs, pig hands, pig liver, pig brain, pig loin, pig intestine...... Would you like to eat it?"
"But why is it all pig's meat? Is there nothing else?" Zhu Wuneng was still a little puzzled.
"Haha! Of course, there is only pork!" Yi Qing smiled: "Escort you to Dongshikou, after cutting you a thousand knives on you, won't there be a lot of pig ears, pig noses, pig loins, and pig intestines...... Really?"
Seeing Zhu Wuneng looking dazed, Shu Hetian reminded in a low voice: "You stupid! It's 'Ling Chi's punishment' and not 'the trip to eat'! The so-called 'Ling Chi' is to tie you up to death, and then use a thin leaf knife to cut you one by one until you have cut a thousand knives......" Shu Hatian said while gesturing with his hand, as if he was a white-bearded executioner at this time, holding a thin-leaf scimitar in his hand, cutting out countless pork from Zhu Wucang's fat stomach one by one......
Shu hattian said it well, and added triumphantly: "According to the rules, if a person is cut to death with less than a thousand cuts, the executioner will be questioned......!
"Ah?......!" Zhu Wuneng couldn't help but exclaim when he heard that the "Ling Chi's punishment" in Yiqing's mouth was so terrifying. He shook his head again and again and said, "Cut a thousand knives on my old Zhu......?" I don't want to ...... Don't!"
Zhu Wuneng hurriedly picked up the pot of pearl meatball soup, buried himself in his "great cause of eating and drinking" again, and then didn't dare to say more......
Li Yi pointed at Shu Hatian, waved his hand and said, "Lord Shuxian, don't scare him, let him drink the soup well......"
"I can't help it!" Shu hattian hurriedly arched his hand at Li Yi and said: "In front of the prince, how dare the little old man be the word 'book fairy'! If the prince can afford Shu, just call me 'Lao Shu'." ”
Shu Haotian said in his heart at this time, it turns out that this Zhao Wang Ye also knows the thin name of my "half-understood book immortal"! As soon as he thought of the name he had given himself to the rivers and lakes, he could make the deputy pavilion master of the God King Pavilion, who was famous all over the world, also "remember it in his heart", and this "book immortal" felt a sense of pride in his heart.
"Lao Shu...... Mouse?haha, that's a good name!" Yiqing couldn't help but laugh.
As long as he is happy to see Yiqing, Li Yi is naturally happy to do anything. At that moment, Li Yi raised his wine glass and said to everyone: "Come on, come on, sister, Lao Shu, incompetent brothers, we can sit and drink together today, it is also fate, everyone has done this glass of wine, and when we meet in the rivers and lakes in the future, we will all be good friends!"
"Okay!" Shu hattian heard Li Yi's words of taking the initiative to get married, and he was naturally flattered in his heart. He hurriedly raised his wine glass, touched Li Yi and then raised his neck and drank it all.
"Good wine, good wine! Today there is good wine to drink, there are friends to meet, the sky is shining brightly, and there is a boundless spring scenery to accompany you, such a wonderful drink, it is also happy!" Shu hattian couldn't help but sigh with emotion. TXT Book House
As soon as he thought of becoming friends with this King Zhao from now on, and climbed to such a high branch as the deputy pavilion master of the God King Pavilion, how could Shu Hattian's heart be unhappy?
Everyone drank the wine in the cup, picked up the chopsticks in their hands, faced the table full of delicious food, picked it up at will, and put it in their mouths to feast.
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After about the time of tea, Li Yi and Yiqing were full, and even Shu Haotian had already drunk, and the three of them stopped drinking one after another, but they saw that there was still one person in front of the table, and they were "fighting non-stop"......
Yiqing pointed at Zhu Wuneng and smiled at Li Yi: "Brother Li, do you look at the appearance of this rammer, does it look like a pig?"
At this time, Zhu Wuneng had already put more than 20 big dishes on the table, such as chicken, duck and fish, swallow wings, abalone and ginseng, lamb suckling pig, turtle and turtle bear paws...... Almost all of them are in your stomach. He didn't eat enough, and he continued to put the rest of the side dishes, cold dishes, and all kinds of dim sum into his stomach one by one. While touching his stomach, he looked at the few dishes left on the table, as if he wanted someone to add them......
Seeing that Zhu Wuneng could eat like this, Li Yi was also surprised in his heart. Since he was born, he has seen many strange people and freaks, but this is the first time he has encountered such a gluttonous person. He hurriedly instructed Shu Haotian: "Old Shu, don't let the incompetent brother go hungry, you go and tell the store to add vegetables!"
Shu hattian responded, then went down to the first floor, found the shopkeeper, and carefully told the shopkeeper that in addition to serving more than a dozen dishes, he must go to Daozheng Fang to buy at least twenty freshly made big cakes, otherwise, he is afraid that today's incompetent brother will not be able to eat enough.
After Shu Haotian finished his order, he hurried upstairs. The shopkeeper didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly called the shopkeeper who had been slapped by Shu Haotian before, and ordered him to quickly go to the market outside the square gate to buy twenty of the largest Hu cakes. The shopkeeper specially told Xiao Er: "The people at this table upstairs today are all the distinguished guests of Zhao Wangye today! Listening to the laughter from time to time in the Xiaoqiu Pavilion, they must be drinking very happily. If we are happy to serve King Zhao Chitose, then I will naturally have the benefits of Yuelou! The Hu cakes you buy outside must be the most famous cake shop, freshly made today, and all of them must be carefully selected......
After the shopkeeper received the order, he hurriedly went outside the store, and the shopkeeper continued to bow his head and was busy settling accounts. The two of them didn't realize that at a square table not far behind them, there was a deep and sharp gaze looking at them.
There was a middle-aged man sitting at the square table, sitting alone at the moment, raising his glass and pouring himself a drink. The man looked to be forty years old, but his long hair was silvery. He is extremely long, about eight feet long, and his figure is unusually thin, as if there is no complete piece of good meat on his body, and his eyebrows are a little delicate, but the bridge of his nose is high and his eye sockets are deep, and he knows at a glance that he is not from the Central Plains. His face was slightly pale, and he always looked a little tired. At first glance, he looks like a tired customer, who has been a layman for a long time, and has not returned home for a long time, and is already tired. However, there was a long sword that weighed more than five feet diagonally in his back. That long sword seemed to be particularly eye-catching in the noisy restaurant, so that every time the travelers who came and went to the Deyue Mansion saw the long sword on his back, they couldn't help but take a few steps away, and no one dared to sit with him.
At this time, the middle-aged man with a long sword on his back and white hair, after hearing the conversation between the shopkeeper and Xiao Er, the deep and sharp light in his eyes had turned his head to look upstairs......
In the private room upstairs in the Qiuqiu Pavilion, at this time, Yiqing suddenly asked Shu Haotian:
"Lao Shu, let me ask you, have you ever known Mao Jiaojiao, the 'and alloy fairy'?"
Shu Haotian had just returned to the private room from the first floor, and when Leng Buding was asked by Yiqing, he was suddenly frightened into a cold sweat, he lowered his head and didn't dare to look directly at Yiqing's gaze, and said, "She...... She's a cat, I'm a mouse, how can I recognize her?"
"Hmph!" Yi Qing sneered: "Don't pretend! You are the same clan, and the people in the rivers and lakes call it the 'Twelve Immortals of Guiyun', aren't you talking about you?
"What...... What 'Twelve Immortals of Guiyun'? I've never heard of it!" Shu replied timidly. But he thought in his heart, my title of "Twelve Immortals of Guiyun" has always been extremely secret in the rivers and lakes, and the previous Murong Huan just broke his words, how could this little Dao Gu in front of him know?
Not only was Shu Hattian strange in his heart, but even Li Yi beside him was puzzled: "Senior sister, where did you hear about the 'Twelve Immortals of Guiyun'? Why haven't I heard that there are still such a group of people in the rivers and lakes?"
Yi Qing sighed: "Ahem! Brother Li, what are the 'Twelve Immortals of Guiyun'! Those are the twelve goblins! It's a pity that these people are obviously demons, but they just want to give themselves the name of "immortals"!"
Yiqing turned to Shu Hatian and asked, "Where is the cat demon now?" Is it living with you...... Tell me quickly!"
Shu Hattian said with a bitter face: "Daoist Yiqing, even if Mao Jiaojiao and I are of the same race, but where she is, I really don't know! You also know that she is a cat and I am a mouse, how can there be cats and mice living together in this world?"
Yiqing listened to Shu Hattian's words, but he also felt quite reasonable. After thinking for a while, she changed her soft face and patiently persuaded: "Lao Shu, since you are a friend of the sick wood, I Yiqing will not embarrass you today." However, you must be clear that there have been a series of strange cases in Chang'an City, and many young and strong men have died innocently, and their deaths have also been extremely miserable! It has now been ascertained that the murderer is the notorious 'He Alloy Immortal' Mao Jiaojiao! Although you are now a demon clan, you have already entered the Tsing Yi Guard, and you are in the position of holding the banner, and you are also a member of my great cadre family. Investigate the case and chase the culprit and protect the people of Chang'an, that is also your duty!"
Seeing that Shu Haotian lowered his head, as if he had agreed with what she said, Yiqing then asked: "This Daoist asks you, during this time, has that Mao Jiaojiao ever looked for you? She is in Chang'an City, where will she hide? I heard that this Mao Jiaojiao has always been hiding in the Northland Xiao Kingdom, how did she suddenly come to Chang'an Capital at this time? Is she ......here alone?"
At this time, not only was Yiqing staring at Shu Hatian, but Li Yi also exuded an ardent light in his eyes, looking closely at this "half-understood book immortal", and Zhu Wucang, who was busy with the "great cause of eating and drinking", even stopped eating meat and stared at Shu Hatian intentionally or unintentionally.
However, in the heart of this half-understood book fairy, he really felt a dilemma. It stands to reason that what Yiqing said is reasonable, he is not only an official of Daqian Qingyiwei, but also Xu Ke's old friend, and now Xu Ke is busy day and night, what is how to solve the case and catch the murderer as soon as possible. He should spit out everything he knows no matter what, at this time Mao Jiaojiao is in the dark, Xu Ke is in the light, and his words will undoubtedly be a major clue to catch the cat demon. However, there was only one thought in his mind, and the words that had reached his lips could not be uttered in any way.
"Although she is a cat, I am a mouse, and I am not in the same heaven with her! However, after all, I and her are the same kind, how can there be a reason for the same kind to kill each other in this world?!"