Chapter 27, the pot-bellied boy
"Get up, hurry up and serve the food, my pig brother is really hungry!" Li Yi waved his hand at the shopkeeper of Deyue Building, looked at Zhu Wuneng sitting next to him, and said with a smile.
The shopkeeper got up according to his words, and was busy serving food and wine in person, and got busy. The shopkeeper who had just been slapped by Shu Haotian was also in the team at this time, and his right cheek was still a little painful. When he saw that his shopkeeper suddenly knelt down for Li Yi and called the other party "King Zhao Chitose", he was immediately frightened. The prestige of Prince Zhao is known to almost everyone in the world, and he never dreamed that the son he had just entertained was the famous King Zhao!
The shopkeeper hurriedly followed the example of the shopkeeper just now, leaned down and knelt down, prostrate on the ground, and said like chaff all over his body:
"Little bye-...... Meet King Zhao Chitose......! I don't know if it's the king...... The prince is here in person, and the little ...... Small sins deserve death! Small sins deserve ten thousand deaths! The prince Chitose has a large number of adults, and the small ones must be forgiven!"
The shopkeeper thought to himself, it's over! Not only did I slack off on this Zhao Wangye's words just now, but I even pointed at the other party's nose and scolded him for being a scoundrel. Even if I have ten lives today, I'm afraid I will be resting!
Unexpectedly, Li Yi, who was sitting at the table, had already picked up the chopsticks, sandwiched a piece of Chang'an's famous Bafa steamed sauce goose meat and put it in his mouth, and chewed it. Seeing the people at the table kneeling down one by one, Li Yi waved his hand impatiently and said:
"Get up!
The shopkeeper kowtowed and got up in gratitude, he wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and then realized that his back was also scared into a cold sweat. The shopkeeper glanced at the rest of the running halls, which means that this prince doesn't like those rules, let's leave quickly after serving!
So, the running hall served the food diligently, the shopkeeper poured wine for everyone, and after the various dishes were served, the shopkeeper took the people to bow down and retreat.
The rosewood table of the Eight Immortals, which can accommodate more than ten people sitting at the same time, was already full of all kinds of delicacies at this time. Zhu Wuneng was already hungry, so he grabbed a roast suckling pork leg and opened his mouth to chew it. Yiqing also served a bowl of pearl white fungus soup for himself and tasted it slowly. Li Yi took a sip of the forty-year-old "Fenyang Drunkenness", but he felt that the wine was fragrant and refreshing, and he was serving a cup of good wine! He was about to raise his chopsticks, but he caught a glimpse of the Shu Hate Tianwu standing by the door of the Liuqiu Pavilion with a sneer, and he didn't dare to come over, so he hurriedly said:
"Master Shu, you should come along!"
After Shu Hattian learned Li Yi's true identity, he was also surprised in his heart. He said in his heart, no wonder the female devil just now kept claiming that you were "the prince", but you called the disease-free brother "junior brother", it turned out that you were the deputy pavilion master of the Divine King Pavilion who moved the world, the third prince of Daqian, and Li Yi, the king of Zhao, who was named the prince of Qizhu!
Thinking of his identity as "holding the flag", facing such a prince whose identity is second only to the Son of Heaven, Shu Hatian is very ashamed. He had no choice but to step forward and arch his hand towards Li Yi, and said cheekily: "In front of His Royal Highness King Zhao, how dare Xiao Lao'er be the word 'adult'?
Li Yi beckoned to Shu Hatian and motioned for him to come over and sit down. When Shu Hetian walked to Li Yi's head and took a seat, Li Yi actually got up and poured a full wine for Shu Hetian personally, and he asked with Yan: "What kind of errand are you doing in Tsing Yiwei?
As soon as Shu Hattian Fu sat down, he saw that King Zhao had personally poured wine for him, so he hurriedly got up again and thanked him. He heard Li Yi's inquiry, so he replied respectfully: "Back to Your Highness, I am in the Anping Division of Tsing Yi Weibei, and I am a flag leader. The humble and disease-free brother can be regarded as a friend who forgets the year......"
At that moment, Shu Hatian roughly recounted with Li Yi how he and Xu Ke met in Yunzhou Mansion on the shore of Taihu Lake, and how the two became friends. Although Shu Hatian did not say many details in the middle, Li Yi still listened to Li Yi's head frequently, and even Yiqing on the side put down the dishes and chopsticks and listened attentively.
"It turns out that this sick wood and his 'Sister Hu' know each other like this! Speaking of which, this sick wood ...... Yanfu is really not small, if you pick it up anywhere, it is a stunning beauty!" Yiqing listened interestingly and couldn't help but interject.
"Yes, yes!" Shu Hatian couldn't help but praise: "My disease-free brother, young, handsome, this beautiful woman in the world, it seems that few can escape his ......" Before the words were finished, Shu Hatian peeked at it, and saw that Yiqing's face was not good, and he was immediately too frightened to speak.
At this time, Zhu Wuneng, who was next to him, interjected coldly, only to see that he had a boss's honey chicken leg in his mouth, and said vaguely:
"Of course! My eldest brother is not just a 'Sister Hu', he still has several wives in the Sang country east of the sea!"
"Ah......?" At this time, not only Yiqing, but even Li Yi and Shu Hatian couldn't help but ask in unison: "Sang Country to the east of the sea...... How many wives does he have?" everyone said in their hearts, they couldn't see that Xu Wuxian was young, could it be that the footprints of Hunting Yan had reached as far as the east of the sea?
Zhu Wuneng continued to eat the chicken legs while muttering, "My eldest brother is in Sang Kingdom, at least ...... I already have at least two wives, but ...... Are these two women...... He opened his mouth again and took a big sip ......of Fenyang wine, and then said, "It's not my eldest brother's wife......"
Yiqing's face was like frost at this time, she saw that Zhu Wuneng's mouth was eating and drinking non-stop, and her speech was slurred, and her heart was irritable, so she immediately slashed at Zhu Wuneng's void with her right palm, in the eyes of outsiders, Yiqing just waved her sleeves quietly, and then a palm wind had quietly swept along Zhu Wuneng's mouth. Everyone only heard Yi Qing angrily ask: "You stupid pig, don't eat it! How could this sick wood marry two wives in the Sang country east of the sea? If these two women are his wives, how can you say that they are not the wives of the sick wood? Tell me clearly, does this sick wood have a wife in the Sang country? When did he go to the Sang country?!"
Zhu Wucan't eat it well, and suddenly saw the chicken leg in his mouth that had not been eaten yet, and suddenly flew out on its own and fell to the ground, he was so distressed that he fell to his feet and sighed: "My chicken leg is ah! My old Zhu hasn't finished eating yet!"
Yiqing saw that Zhu Wuyi was unable to answer her question immediately, but Gu Zi took another chicken leg from the table to gnaw, she was angry, so she shook her sleeves like a square hand, and a silent palm wind swept through Zhu Wucang's lips, and a fragrant braised chicken leg in the stupid mouth, the chicken skin had not been bitten open, and suddenly "flew" out from between his teeth.
After Zhu Wuneng lost the three-toothed nail rake, a portable magic weapon specially created for him by the Dragon King of the East China Sea, his mind was gradually blinded by mortal dust and became dull and clumsy. However, no matter how stupid he is, he has already seen that every time the chicken leg in his mouth "disappears", it is because of the girl in white he saw. At that moment, the fat boy pig had a temper, slapped the table, and yelled at Yiqing: "You return my chicken legs!"
Yiqing saw Zhu Wuneng's cute appearance, but instead turned to anger and smiled: "You rammer, you want to eat chicken legs, don't you have it on the table?"
Zhu Wuneng said angrily: "Every time I Lao Zhu takes chicken legs, you have to fight for a while, how can you eat Lao Zhu?!"
Yi Qing smiled: "Roar! I can't see you stupid pig, but you're not stupid! It's not difficult to eat chicken legs, you answer this girl's question honestly first!"
"What's the problem?" Zhu Wuneng touched his round belly, as if he had completely forgotten what questions Yiqing had asked him.
Yiqing couldn't help but laugh and said, "You greedy rammer! How did this girl ask? Don't you know?"
Zhu Wuneng looked at Yiqing with strange eyes, and said in an urn voice: "You don't know how you asked, how can I know Lao Zhu?"
Li Yi, who was sitting next to Yiqing, couldn't help but laugh out loud at this time. He said in his heart that although this person is fat and like a pig, his temperament is really innocent and lovely, I don't know how the disease-free junior brother would know such a character?
Shu Haotian, who was sitting next to Zhu Wuneng, saw that Yiqing was so choked by Zhu Wuneng that he couldn't speak, so he hurriedly patted Zhu Wuneng's back and said:
"Incompetent brother! Just now, Daoist Yiqing asked you, when did your eldest brother go to Sang Kingdom? Did he marry a wife in Sang Kingdom? If he really married two wives, how can you say that those two women are not his wives?...... What happened in the middle, we have nothing to do today, so you can just talk about it for everyone!"
Unexpectedly, Zhu Wuneng seemed to have completely lost his memory of what he had just said, but at this time, he asked blankly: "My eldest brother has been to Sang Kingdom?"
"Nonsense! Isn't this what you just said yourself?" At this moment, even Shu Hatian was a little annoyed when he heard it.
"My eldest brother has been to Sang Kingdom, what does it have to do with you?!" Zhu Wuneng said angrily, as he spoke, he looked at the delicacies of the mountains and seas displayed in front of the table, as if saliva had flowed from his mouth.
"You ......!" Yi Qing slapped the table angrily, and his right palm was so strong that he couldn't wait to rush up immediately and give this stupid pig a big ear scraper.
"Forget it, forget it......" Li Yi hurriedly stopped Yiqing and dissuaded: "Since the incompetent brother is unwilling to say it, there is a reason why we don't want to say it, why should we embarrass him?"
Li Yi personally took a golden roast chicken leg from a large dish in the center of the Eight Immortals table, got up and walked to Zhu Wuneng's side, handed the golden fragrant chicken leg to Zhu Wuneng, and said with a smile:
"Incompetent brother, my junior sister has a bad temper, and she knocked down your two chicken legs one after another, and the elder brother will compensate you for it! This chicken leg will be used to make amends to you on her behalf......
Zhu Wuneng was already salivating in his mouth, and at this moment, seeing that Li Yi's chicken leg had been handed to him, he didn't listen to Li Yi's words at the moment, so he immediately snatched the chicken leg and put it in his mouth and chewed it. As he chewed and swallowed, he said, "It's delicious, it's delicious!"
Yiqing couldn't help but smile when she saw Zhu Wuneng's appearance, she thought about it for a while, and felt that what Li Yi said was also reasonable. "Perhaps, to say that the sick wood is marrying a wife in the Sang country is pure nonsense of this stupid pig? This sick wood has been staying in Chang'an, and I have never heard of him ever been to the Sang country? What's more, the Sang country is not less than ten thousand miles away from here, where is the sick wood that can be reached when he talks about it?" Yiqing thought like this, and his heart gradually became relieved. "What's more, even if this sick wood marries two wives in the Sang country, even if he marries ten wives...... What do you have to do with me?" Thinking of this, she couldn't help but shake her head and smile bitterly. At this time, she saw that everyone had moved her chopsticks, and she also picked up the wine glass in front of her and took a shallow sip of Fenyang.
"Ahem!" Unexpectedly, the forty-year-old "Fenyang drunk" is not the first wine in Chang'an City, the wine taste is mellow, but the wine power is extremely domineering, Yiqing is not good at drinking after all, the strong wine is in the stomach, and a mouthful of wine rushes up, she didn't hold back for a while, so she coughed repeatedly......
"Senior sister, it doesn't matter, right, you drink slowly......" Li Yi was originally raising a glass to drink with Zhu Wuneng, the two were laughing and talking, but seeing that Yiqing was drinking very urgently, he was concerned in his heart, so he left Zhu Wuneng and walked towards Yiqing.
Unexpectedly, Li Yi had just taken a step away from Zhu Wuneng's side, and Zhu Wuneng, who was munching a piece of venison in his mouth, suddenly grabbed Li Yi's arm and said:
"Don't go!"