Chapter 395: Life is endless, and the pit is pressing
"Wait, Maitreya Buddha, what do you mean by this, where is the poor monk making trouble, the poor monk is all for the good of your Lingshan, it is your Lingshan who does not know how to be grateful, but blames me, where am I wrong. ”
Tang Sen didn't bother to care if it was the Buddha or what, anyway, he had already offended a leading Buddha, and he was not afraid of another Maitreya Buddha.
It's all the same.
"Big brother, what do you have to do with him, just suppress him directly. When the Buddha saw that Maitreya Buddha had made a move, he immediately shouted.
He has just stepped into the realm of a saint, but Maitreya Buddha is different, he has lived from the flood to the present antique, and his strength is not inferior to Rulai, and he may even win, and outsiders can't guess it at all.
"Hitting the street, I only know how to hug my thighs. When Tang Sen saw this, he mocked very unkindly.
"You ......" led the Buddha to kill more and more quickly.
Swish!
At this moment, Sun Wukong appeared next to Tang Sen in a flash, and at the same time, Zhu Bajie, Sha Seng, Xiao Ling'er, Little White Dragon, and even the Seven Peerless Old Honey Badgers also appeared.
"What are you, you have the ability to fight, I, Sun Wukong, am not afraid of what bullshit you are to lead the Buddha, and if you don't accept it, you will fight. ”
Sun Wukong smashed the golden hoop stick on the ground, 13,500 catties, and the entire Lingshan was shaking.
"Yes, if you don't accept it, you will do it, dig out your tank, and dig out until you doubt life. The Seven Absolute Flat Heads finally reached the 60 realm, his strength skyrocketed, and he was full of confidence, and then happily ran to Tang Sen's side and said: "Master, the disciple has finally reached the immortal realm, I don't embarrass you!"
"Hehe, very good, you guys came out at the right time, they want to bully only one person for the teacher, don't be B-faced, the teacher almost caught their way. ”
Townsend shrugged his shoulders and smiled.
"What? The monks of Lingshan actually bullied us to take sperm from the Gang, and I was the first to dig out his tank and dig out his doubtful life. ”
Qi Jueping was immediately unhappy when he heard this, and the iron fist in his hand waved, tearing the air apart, and he also made the monkey steal the peach, so angry that all the gods and Buddhas jumped to their feet.
"Hey, fortunately, Master Long is witty, he has practiced a lot of explosive magic skills in the past two days, and his strength has reached an incredible realm, if any of you dare to come, I will let you see why the flowers are like blood red. ”
The little white dragon is orange and yellow, and he looks like he has a compelling atmosphere, just by virtue of his color, it is estimated that no one will dare to provoke him.
"Wow, Master, are you so powerful now? Ling'er is really impressed!"
Swish!
Qiao Ling'er on the side carried a pig-killing knife on his neck, with a star-like adoring smile in his eyes, this appearance of worshiping the master made all the gods and Buddhas want to vomit blood.
"Buddha, you can't be so depraved, you have to cheer up, you can't mix with this group of people!"
Some of the five hundred Arhats are eager to commit suicide, the sky is about to fall, if the Buddha actually became a brother with Tang Seng, and worshiped a burst door, a master who digs eggs, and strikes back and forth, this is really absurd.
"Get out of you, who is your Buddha, I am Qiao Ling'er, you make me wilt so much that I can't stand up, I still haven't settled accounts with you, and you still want to brainwash me? ”
Qiao Ling'er suddenly became angry, and glanced at the Buddha in the distance, the big bald head in his heart was the conspirator who shackled Master Wukong, and he must have been involved in it, and he should be killed.
"Buddha, what are you doing looking at me like this, I'm a guide, a little lead, do you remember?"
Feeling the murderous intent in Qiao Ling'er's eyes, the Buddha's heart tightened, others couldn't feel it, but as a saint, he could see the sleeping Buddha in Qiao Ling'er's body at a glance, and that kind of aura was incomparably powerful, and it was much stronger than before.
"Remember your mother, if you are dying on the street, I will ask you, did you make the wilting curse in my body? Give me the Bodhi fruit quickly, or I will commit suicide." ”
Swish!
Qiao Ling'er pulled the pig-killing knife around her neck, and easily pulled out a long red line, which was not scary, it was a bit of a fake show.
Because, he really wants to stand up and start a family, so he almost wants to go crazy.
"Buddha, you really misunderstood, the things in your body were not made by me, but the hands and feet of Tang Seng's slut, I don't believe you come over, I will go to pick Bodhi fruit for you, and see if it takes effect after eating. ”
Although the Buddha is a Buddha, he is still respectful in front of Rulai, even if it is just a reincarnation, he is not rude, beckoning Qiao Linger to go over and picking Bodhi fruit for him to verify his innocence.
"Hmph, today I, Qiao Ling'er, can see the faces of your group of people clearly, and at this time, you are still pouring dirty water on my brother, which is really shameless. ”
However, Qiao Linger was not fooled, but led the Buddha with a look of disgust and contempt.
"Hahahaha......" At this moment, Tang Sen finally couldn't help laughing and patted Qiao Ling'er on the shoulder, "Yes, it's very good not to forget what my brother has taught you these days." ”
Swish!
After that, he took out a Bodhi fruit from the system and said: "Ling'er, I am your brother, how can I lie to you, just now the Bodhi tree sent a message to the elder brother that it was sick, this is the sick fruit that the elder brother picked on it, although it is a sick fruit, but the effect is still there, you take it, eat it, and verify who is lying." ”
Such a good opportunity to force the pit, Tang Sen is impossible to let go, he opened his mouth again and again, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, one pit after another, the pits and pits were interlocking, it was seamless.
"Big Brother~"
Seeing Bodhi Fruit, Qiao Linger left tears of emotion.
What a good brother, even the Bodhi fruit is ready for the younger brother, and the younger brother will swear to follow you to the death.
Qiao Linger thought so in her heart.
"Take it, don't grind and chirp, eat it, and you will be able to restore the man's majesty and verify the little tricks of these fake monks. ”
Tang Sen smiled lightly.
"Okay, thank you, brother!"
Qiao Ling'er was excited, and her whole body was trembling, since she joined the sperm retrieval gang, he knew that it turned out that a man could be a pillar of optimus every morning, but he couldn't.
What a painful realization.
In this regard, he made up his mind, and he never wanted to restore his true character as a man.
Now the opportunity has finally arrived.
Slowly taking the Bodhi Fruit from Tang Sen's hand, Qiao Linger took a deep breath to calm down, and finally raised her head sharply, bit the Bodhi Fruit, and swallowed it into her stomach.
Rumble!
In an instant, Qiao Ling'er only felt that her whole body was light, fluttering like an immortal, and she had a feeling of becoming an immortal, and the Bodhi fruit turned into a flame, burning his balls, and a strange power instantly spread on his stick.
"A pillar of optimus, my God, look at my brother, master and uncle, look, hahahaha, I can be a man! hahahaha...... Lingshan's big bald heads, what else do you have to say!"
Qiao Ling'er laughed wildly, so excited that she couldn't help herself, and at the same time, the words of questioning resounded through the heavens and the earth.
"Ding, congratulations to the host for the success of the pit force, and the reward is 100 pit forcing value!"
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(End of chapter)