Chapter 396: Sperm Gang VS Lingshan
"This wave of operation is very satisfying, and I am almost in love with myself. Tang Sen grinned inwardly, revealing a treacherous and successful silver, especially when he was carrying Qiao Ling'er behind his back and in front of all the gods and Buddhas.
The Vajra Bodhi were like chickens with their necks lifted, a little out of breath.
This operation is simply suffocating.
"Buddha, don't listen to his nonsense, we are really good for you, this Tang Seng is lying, we are really good to you!"
The angry eyes beat his chest and feet, the green smoke above his head became thicker and thicker, and he trained on the lotus platform, and he was about to kick the entire lotus platform over.
"I'm lying? You're lying, don't you believe it, come on, come on, the poor monk has a lie detector here, which of you will come forward and try it?"
Swish!
Tang Sen started the next round of pit forcing again, and took the slap King Kong out of the system, looking calm.
"I'm Cao, isn't this the King Kong? This Tang Seng who doesn't want to be B-faced wants to do the old routine again?"
The Jade Emperor jumped like thunder, and there was a sigh above the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, a few days ago, Tang Sen used that slap King Kong in the Heavenly Court to fool many people, especially the Four Heavenly Kings, the experience is quite profound, and now there is no one in the Heavenly Court who does not know what kind of slap King Kong.
"Jade Emperor, what kind of Tang monk is that, in our heavenly court, he used this routine, but those Buddhas in Lingshan haven't seen it, maybe they will be tricked!"
Tai Bai Xing stepped forward and said, he finally learned to be obedient, bent his waist very low, even if he snickered somewhere, no one found out, it is estimated that he was inspired by Tang Sen, and he was no longer as stupid as before.
"Hey, although Lingshan has some conflicts of interest with our Heavenly Court, this is not a matter, who is willing to go to Lingshan to report a message?"
The Jade Emperor sighed, thought for a while, and then spoke.
"Report to the Jade Emperor, Weichen is willing to go. ”
This kind of good thing Lu Dongbin is faster than anyone else, he is determined to fight Tang Sen.
"Okay, that's right..."
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Lingshan, Tang Sen is in a stalemate with a group of gods and Buddhas, the scene is a little cold, these monks are not fuel-efficient lamps, Tang Sen will definitely not be unfavorable to himself when he makes a move, only the pit people's share, all the monks know it.
"What, are you big guys still afraid of me, who can't hit the street? Don't worry, it's absolutely fair, if it's not just, I'm not Tang Seng. Tang Sen patted his chest and said loudly, that is called a pride.
", you are so dead scum and fair, you ask who will believe you?" Manjushri said disdainfully.
"I believe, what do you mean with a pimple on your head, believe it or not, I'm in a hurry with you, digging out your balls?"
Swish!
As soon as Manjushri finished speaking, Qijue Ping took a step forward, waved his Sensen fist, and said with bad intentions.
Provocation, **** naked provocation.
"Where did you come from, dead dwarf, is it your turn for us Bodhisattvas to interject? Seeing that Manjushri Bodhisattva was being scolded, Lingji Bodhisattva also stepped forward to speak, and confronted the seven absolute flat head brothers.
"I lost your ancestor, your Bodhisattva in Lingshan is so virtuous, the quality of the mud horse is worse than that of a demon of mine, it's really disappointing. ”
However, in the face of such an infuriating humiliation, Qi Jue Pingtou was not angry at all, did not move his heart, and sneered.
"Two dead on the street, this monk sees you pretending to be forced, continue your performance, and I'll blow your balls with one punch later, hehe!"
Tang Sen was unusually silvery, covering his mouth and snickering, snickering with Qijue's head.
"Bastard, this group of people is really enough, the Arhats of Lingshan are in formation, and they will fight quickly. ”
Rumble!
The Buddha on the side didn't know what was crazy, and suddenly burst out, he was covered in golden light, and punched the head of the Seven Absolute Flats beside Tang Sen.
The battle happened so fast that even Tang Sen and Sun Wukong on the side didn't react, and they didn't know what kind of madness this caused the Buddha to go crazy and why they killed themselves.
The two of them shot together, Tang Sen made a left fist, and Sun Wukong made a right fist, all of which were golden and powerful, and they bombarded the two fists of the Buddha at a thunderous speed.
Rumble!
Almost in the flash of lightning, the four fists slammed together, the holy power shook in all directions, everyone's eardrums were shocked, and there was a temporary sense of deafness, this feeling came and went quickly, and it didn't take long to return to normal.
But.
When everyone came back to their senses, they found that the situation in the field made all the Arhats stunned angrily, and their leading Buddha, the dignified saint, was actually blown out again, and Tang Sen's master and apprentice did not move at all.
It's scary.
The spirit mountain crow is silent.
After a while, a cool breeze blew the wind, as if blowing into the hearts of the gods and Buddhas, and felt a slight chill.
"Hmm~ Ten times the combat power is really powerful, even the saint is just like this, this feeling is good, hehe!"
Tang Sen rubbed his fists and grinned.
"Hehe, Master, when you go further, even if you don't need to fight the Holy Law, you can blast him away like my old grandson. Sun Wukong also grinned.
Master and apprentice join forces and are invincible.
"The dignity of Lingshan can only be watered with blood and killed!"
With a single blow, the Buddha rose into the air again like a mad demon, his eyes flashed with madness, and he once again killed Tang Sen's master and apprentice.
It can be seen that the monk's robe on his body instantly turned into powder, and his body quickly became larger, becoming a giant that supports the sky, with violent power, indomitable, and desperate to die.
"It's good to come, this monk is trying to kill you, you are so hot-blooded, then let the poor monk be enthusiastic with you. ”
Swish!
Tang Sen took out the immortal iron rod and moved the killing machine, without showing weakness, six or nine days of power operation, Jin Xia was even more dazzling, even more brilliant than the incomparably huge golden body.
"Kill, the Buddha said well, the dignity of Lingshan needs to be watered with blood, my Lingshan has been silent too much these days, it's time to break out in a wave. ”
"Kill, for the glory of Lingshan, go forward. ”
"Kill the scum Tang Seng, clean the portal for Lingshan, kill and kill!"
"Amitabha!"
I have to say that the rhythm of the Buddha is very good, the whole Lingshan is surrounded by a bloody atmosphere, and the lifeless Lingshan finally ushered in an outbreak, and a group of monks are like chicken blood, their eyes are blood-red, and they are not afraid of death and rush to Tang Sen's master and apprentice.
"Tang Seng, lay down your arms and don't resist, we can also talk about the conditions. ”
At this time, Maitreya Buddha opened his mouth to persuade.
"It's funny, it's you who should lay down your weapons, not me, Emperor Tang Tian, not my sperm gang. ”
"I'm going to take the sperm and help you kill all of you, and I've taken out all of your balls and exploded all of you. ”
Seven Jue Pingtou and Qiao Ling'er were the most excited, one had just broken through, and the other had learned the two major divine skills, and they didn't know the danger at all.
Of course, with Townsend there, danger is almost non-existent.
(End of chapter)