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"Okay, Holy Monk, let's start, the folks are waiting for you to perform!"

"Great God, please give me the strength to follow in your footsteps and warm your bed and fold the quilt. ”

"O handsome God, I am your faithful maid, willing to fall at your feet and kiss your toes. ”

......

Some female fans were so excited that they dared to say anything, which immediately caused people around them to laugh, and it was all a joyful atmosphere.

They had never seen such an approachable God!

"The atmosphere is up, the screams are sounding, the MC takes the essence and dedicates a song "West Tianxing" to everyone, I hope you like it, music~"

With Tang Sen's shout, the main song began, the rhythm of the music changed, and the master and apprentice walked in the air, and the little white dragon was dressed in white like snow, and stepped forward to sing:

The little white dragon is as jade as the wind.

I am the most fierce in the West Sea Dragon Palace!

The eagle is sorrowful, and I am invincible.

Master Baima sucked in one gulp~

Sperm Pick, I'm the most handsome.

Everyone loves flowers!

Poke the black bear, poke the yellow wind.

A little chrysanthemum pain in the cold gun~

You roll your eyes, don't believe it, look at the dragon low.

I'm really not bragging~

After the little white dragon finished singing, the white clothes fluttered, the golden spear was shining, and the entire imperial city was boiling again.

"Prince Charming, I love you!"

"Everyone in white is so handsome!"

"Prince Charming, I'm going to give you a baby!!"

...

In an instant, Xiao Bailong began to be proud, although the words were a little shorter, but he also gained a few female fans, and he was happy in his heart.

Tang Sen had already expected that Li Jing would roll his eyes, and the last two sentences of the little white dragon were specially sung to them.

For a while, Li Jing wanted to get angry but couldn't, in front of mortals, he couldn't lose the face of the immortals, right?

After the little white dragon finished singing, the sand monk stepped forward and pulled the atmosphere to a climax again:

I am an old sand, and I am honest.

I am bullied by officials every day~

Roller blinds will, low grade.

Breaking things is also criticized!

The Queen Mother is Yin, and the Jade Emperor is blind.

It's really unscrupulous for them to join forces~

Beat me, go down to the mortal world, and become the king of fish.

Quicksand River, the water is really yellow.

Master and brother think it's dirty~

I think it's great!

It's just that the water temperature is a little cool~

Sha Seng's voice is rough, the pitch is not high, the first part seems to be telling grievances, and the latter part has a twist, laughing at himself, ending with a cool water, but also very free.

The emotions of the crowd fluctuated with his voice, as if they were infected.

"I feel sorry for my brother Sha. ”

"Brother Sha didn't cry, stood up and stroked. ”

"Brother Sha is great, I like rough male prostitution like you~"

......

In the heavenly court, the queen mother's face was extremely ugly, as if the sand monk owed her four taels of oil and salt, and the Jade Emperor was even more furious.

"Has this general eaten the gall of a bear's heart and a leopard?

"I'm angry too~"

The gods below did not speak, but kept their heads down and thought differently.

In Lingshan Da Lei Yin Temple, there is a Vajra Arhat who spoke: "Buddha, the poor monk looks at this sand monk is also honest, and on the day of return, it is better to give him a golden Arhat position." ”

"Very good~" Rulai spoke, concise and to the point, and all the Arhats and Bodhisattvas also smiled and nodded.

...

After Sha Seng finished singing, Zhu Bajie finally came on the stage, he couldn't help it, and shouted at the top of his voice as soon as he came up:

Gao Laozhuang, pick the beam.

Cuilan is crazy and crazy for me!

Drink spirits, drink sweet springs.

I'm not lazy on the bed~

Big nail rake, thirty-six changes.

500 years in the world.

I'm an old pig, and my heart is not bad.

100,000 generalissimo!

Think about the moon palace in front of the moon palace in the past~

Chang'e also loves me!

However, the Jade Emperor was careful.

What is it to be reincarnated as a pig?

Zhu Bajie's ears are erected high, his nostrils are facing the sky, and the two big fangs have long been withdrawn, coupled with his cute appearance and passionate tone, which immediately attracted a large number of fans.

"Brother Pig is so cute!"

"The navy is invincible! The marshal is invincible!"

"Strong, my 100,000 water army!"

Below, the crowd erupted in shouts and applause.

In the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, the Jade Emperor's nose was crooked, and Nezha was snickering there.

Tai Bai Xing stepped forward and said: "The Jade Emperor is angry, this generalissimo has become a pig, and it is normal for people to be dissatisfied, so it is okay for him to vent!"

"Get out of here!"

The Jade Emperor was furious, and with a wave of his sleeves, he swept the Tai Bai Xing out of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, he just listened to this old man back then, causing Sun Wukong to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and now he is still angry with him!

"I'll go to your Jade Emperor!"

Tai Bai Xing flew out of the main hall and hit the pillar of Nantianmen, and cursed the Jade Emperor in his heart, his lumbar disc almost protruded, and he was in pain!

After Zhu Bajie finished singing, Sun Wukong stepped forward, he held a ruyi golden hoop stick, it was really radiant, hehe smiled, and sang:

Huaguo Mountain, the Monkey King.

Dongsheng Shenzhou, I'm the craziest!

Golden hoop stick, strong ability.

Monkey King, I am the emperor!

Somersault clouds, fire eyes.

Demons and monsters are in their true form!

Fight the gods and Buddhas, fight Yama.

Lao Tzu was crazy back then!

Haunting the heavenly palace, playing fairies.

Pan Tao Jindan in the stomach~

I'm drunk and have had enough~

Heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals will kill at will~

Zhan Erlang, bullying Nezha.

The iron rod is in the sky!

How many handfuls does the Jade Emperor count~

(Wishing you a prosperous Year of the Rooster!)

With Sun Wukong's gradual and arrogant singing, the cheers of the crowd reached an unprecedented climax, and they all exploded.

"Monkey King!"

"Monkey King!"

The crowd burned, chanting the name of Monkey King, and some little even knelt on the ground and cried bitterly, crazy for Sun Wukong.

"The Great Sage must not be humiliated!"

"Monkey King!"

"Great Sage, I'm going to give you a monkey!"

Li Jing is very angry, and the sentence "My son Nezha!", which he has always been proud of, is not a fart in front of Sun Wukong, and he is angry when he thinks about it.

The top of the Jade Emperor's head was smoking, and the entire dragon body was shaking, who made these words, it was so annoying.

Revisiting the old story, this is a naked slap in the face of the heavenly court!

Tai Bai Xing smiled in his heart: "Okay, the Great Sage is mighty!"

Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, Bodhi Ancestor turned his back to the red dust, and a wisp of light voice surrounded the mountain: "This Tang monk is also interesting." ”

Lingshan Da Lei Yin Temple, Rulai also spoke: "This monkey head is still so stubborn, what do you think?"

......

"Friends, do you burn?" said Townsend as he took the microphone and yelled.

"Burn, Burn!" Below, the crowd shouted, and the entire Imperial City of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom boiled to a whole new height.

"Okay, next, it's up to me MC Third Master to draw a successful end to this song "West Sky Travel", I hope you like it, applause!"

After Tang Sen finished speaking, he put on a handsome pose and began to shout:

I, your third master of the Tang Dynasty.

Ride, white horse into the wilderness.

Fifth, go to the mountain to save Wukong.

Wave, tin rod to hit the big worm.

The eagle is sorrowful, and I descend the white dragon.

A black bear was encountered in the Guanyin Temple.

Pig killing knife, plus teleportation.

Chop off two bear paws as pig's trotters.

Yellow Wind Monster, loves to fart.

Gas mask to block poison gas.

Gao Laozhuang, the eight precepts are short.

Three points on the quad stage!

Quicksand River, old sand monk.

Yellow and watery, he didn't listen.

Bodhisattvas don't want to preach the scriptures.

Wuzhuang view, ginseng fruit.

Ride a pig in the breeze to extinguish the fire!

Zhen Yuanzi, Seven Star Whip.

Pretending to fail is infuriating!

There is a way to bubble a beautiful girl.

Collect a banshee and snap!

Boyue Cave, save the princess.

King Elephant toasts me.

The sperm gang was finally established.

The king of heaven has no temper when he comes.

Jade Emperor, don't be complacent.

When my third master returns!

Lead the apprentices to make trouble in the heavens~

After singing the song, Townsend pressed the jazz hat and ended the performance in a handsome pose.

Suddenly, the voice of the system sounded:

"Ding, congratulations to the host for triggering the hidden quest, obtaining the title of [King of MC], and rewarding 10,000 experience points!"

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