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"Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the main quest and rewarding 1000 experience points!"

"Ding, the main quest is released, get the Fighting Saint Law, and reward 100,000 experience points. ”

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The imperial city is boiling again.

"The three masters of the Tang Dynasty are invincible!"

"Long live the sperm retrieval gang!"

"Long live the breeze riding the pig!"

Suddenly, a discordant voice rang out.

"Who are you, what are you shouting nonsense?"

"Shoot him. ”

"Don't fight, don't fight, I'm nicknamed the second young master, known as the king of routines, can I give some face?"

A ragged young man shouted the wrong slogan and begged for mercy, but to no avail, he was wrapped in dumplings in an instant.

Heavenly Court, the Jade Emperor's lungs were about to explode, his face turned blue, and he shouted: "This Tang Seng is really unreasonable, it is really unreasonable!"

Tai Bai Xing returned to the main hall, and his heart was extremely happy: "I told you to bully me Lao Jin, and I was angry with you." ”

In Putuo Mountain in the South China Sea, Guanyin Bodhisattva has a wonderful expression, and the two boys are snickering beside them.

In Xiniu Hezhou, the Bodhi Patriarch looked up at the starry sky with his hands behind his back, and no one knew what he was thinking.

Li Jing and a group of heavenly soldiers and generals were also furious, but as soon as they saw Sun Wukong, they immediately lost the idea of fighting.

"Tang Sanzang, you tell the Jade Emperor yourself. ”

Li Jing was like a resentful woman, handing the Heavenly Mirror to Tang Sen.

"What are you doing?" Tang Sen took the mirror and greeted the Jade Emperor Lao'er: "Brother, hello!"

The Jade Emperor was so angry in his heart, is this still a great good man of the tenth generation, and has attained the Tao monk Tang Sanzang?

However, the singing is very good.

"Tang Sanzang, you are so daring, even I dare to ridicule, come to Heaven to see me. ”

He held back the anger in his heart and tried his best to maintain the majesty of the Heavenly Emperor.

"Oh~ What do you know about the Jade Emperor and me! Those words are just a joke, they can't be taken seriously!"

"Today, the whole country of Baoxiang celebrates, my little third child also wants to have fun, your mind is broader than the Three Realms, I don't think it should be bothered with me!"

Pat on the back, my brother Sen is not ready to be caught, I won't worry about you first, and I'll kill you when labor and management are strong.

Tang Sen's mind was spinning, and he felt that it was not the time to be tough with the Jade Emperor, and the sycophancy was like a machine gun, and it was projected with bombardment.

The Jade Emperor's face softened slightly, so many people in the heavenly court watched, this Tang Seng changed his face too quickly, and he spoke like a ball, and the horse's buttocks were about to be swollen, and he was not easy to turn his face.

Labor and management don't care about you first, they will bring you to heaven first, and there will be more laws to get you.

He also calculated in his heart that the majesty of the Jade Emperor could not be ruined by Tang Seng.

It is necessary to show magnanimity and promote the majesty of the heavenly court, which is a technical job.

"You monk can also be regarded as a talker, I will not pursue this matter, come to heaven to see me, I have something to discuss with you. ”

After making up his mind, the Jade Emperor Lao'er came up with a wonderful method, as long as Tang Seng dared to go to heaven, he would have the best of both worlds.

You come, if you dare to go to heaven, I will let you go to the underworld.

The Jade Emperor was extremely looking forward to it, so he waited for Tang Sen to open his mouth and agree.

"What's the matter? What's the matter that can't be solved by a phone call? It's a big deal to talk a little more!"

"You have also seen that the poor monk is on a business trip! If the Buddha is looking forward to the stars and the moon in the western sky, he is waiting for the poor monk to hurry up, and the poor monk is very tight~"

Tang Sen held the Heavenly Mirror and pretended to have a very helpless expression.

That means no time, no come!

Just kidding, if labor and management want to go to your territory, you have to peel off your skin if you don't die, you can't go to death, play with me, you are still a little tender.

He is very aware of the current situation, which is like two gangs grabbing territory, one side is weak, the other side is strong, and the other party invites you to go to his territory to talk.

It is clear that it is a Hongmen banquet! There is no return, and there is no way to do it.

"Tang Sanzang, I have forgiven you for the previous matter, what's the matter, are you still afraid that my Heavenly Court will not be able to deceive you?"

The Jade Emperor has lived for countless thousands of years, and he is naturally an old and refined character, who is skilled and natural in his methods, and every word is bloody.

"Jade Emperor~ You completely misunderstood what I meant, Heavenly Court, for a mortal like me, that's a great thing, but I can't help it! Or else~ You go and discuss with the Buddha? He is my boss, he has the final say!"

At the critical moment, he is not afraid of the Jade Emperor's old monsters.

Tang Sen caused trouble, and he was happy in his heart: Sen Ye, I just won't come, and I will steal when I come, what can you do with me?

"Okay, you Tang Sanzang, you dare to threaten me, I will definitely want you to look good!"

The Jade Emperor pulled the Heavenly Mirror into the old man, his eyes were calm, and he said with an expression that only Tang Sen could see.

However, a monkey with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth suddenly appeared in front of him, which frightened him into a tremble.

"What? You want my master to look good? If you want my master to look good, I want you to look good!"

Sun Wukong threatened and reprimanded, and the Jade Emperor had no temper.

"Wu ~ Kong, how many times have I told you for the teacher, the monks don't ~ want to be angry, it's not good for you to scare the Jade Emperor, if his old man has three long and two short, and then go to invite the Buddha, you ~ will be punished again!"

"The Jade Emperor is embarrassed, the poor monks and disciples have no way, please don't blame the Jade Emperor, thank you, thank you!"

Tang Sen smiled, and the master and apprentice sang red face and white face, and the cooperation was perfect.

"Very good, you master and apprentice have teamed up to deceive me, Sun Wukong, five hundred years have passed, this is no longer your time, your cultivation has stagnated for five hundred years, do you really think you can still be unscrupulous in the heavenly court?" hum~"

The Jade Emperor was furious, and saw through Tang Sen's little trick at a glance, and then, his figure disappeared from the Heavenly Mirror, presumably using mana to cut off the video call.

"Master, is what the Jade Emperor said right? My grandson has been cultivating at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years, and his cultivation is not advancing but retreating, is it really strange?"

Sun Wukong turned his head and said, it seems that he himself is clear about the problem of cultivation.

"It makes sense, but it's not really, as long as you dare to follow the teacher. ”

Tang Sen pleaded with Sun Wukong, and the two whispered in a low voice, discussing the big plan.

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"Master, Brother Monkey, what are you discussing, it's been a day of discussion, share it with my old pig!"

"Yes, Master, what is there to tell me, it is incumbent on me Little White Dragon, don't sneak around!"

At the end of the celebration, Li Jing and his party went back to Heaven to move the rescue soldiers, the master and apprentice were still discussing, Zhu Bajie and several people were curious, I didn't know what the master and Brother Monkey were discussing, so they all came over to ask.

"The teacher told you, don't say it, but come according to the plan, so..."

"Bai Xue, you become like me, live in this palace first, and don't go anywhere. ”

Tang Sen was methodical and planned to come to the disciples one by one...

On the second day, Bai Xue turned into the appearance of Tang Sen, and the master and apprentice wandered around the palace without the slightest intention of continuing on the road.

And the real Tang Sen and Sun Wukong have changed their appearances, sneaked out of the imperial city, and landed in a dense forest ten miles away from the imperial city.

"Wukong, you have become a little Taoist boy, remember not to speak. ”

"Master, what about you!"

"Hehe, for the teacher to become Zhen Yuanzi, Yin he wave. ”

Tang Sen smiled and exchanged for the transformation technique, and in an instant, the Zhen Yuanzi Great Immortal of the Dao Bone Immortal Wind appeared.

"Go,, he's got a big vote. ”

The master and apprentice rode up on the clouds, rushed to the heavenly dome, and flew towards the Heavenly Palace.