Since Dongfang Yu came to the "House of Everything", teasing Dongfang Yu has become the thing that Ke Wang is most interested in. Writing, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info For example, now.

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Dongfang Yu glanced at Ke Wang, and complained: "I don't want to be said to be lazy by Uncle Waste Wood who stays at home all day reading comics, this sentence is the only one you are not qualified to say! And don't call me Xiaoyu! Really! Good names have changed their taste when they come out of your mouth!"

"It's really heartless. I just taught you a few spells, and the tail will go up to the sky, and I don't want to learn new spells!"

"Yes, yes, you have the ability, you are the best. ”

"Anyway, have you advertised, Uncle Chen has helped me pull a lot of guests, you are a ghost king, why don't you even have a ghost friend?"

"I just came out of that broken seal, how could I have made friends so quickly. Anyway, what kind of bad advertisement are you - "Wanshi House", which helps you solve all your troubles and brings infinite convenience to your life. Evil~~ I'm about to vomit, okay!And the spirit paper is very expensive, is it really good to use it for advertising?"

"Xiaoyu, you don't understand. In this era, who knows who you are if you don't spend money on advertising! Just like the novels on the *point, the editor doesn't recommend them, and no matter how good the novel is, it has to be buried!"

"It seems that you were complaining about *point just now, you were complaining about *point just now! And I said don't call me Xiaoyu, call me Dongfang Yu!"

"Ah, it's so hot, I don't want to move!"

"The level of this digression is too weak! Anyway, aren't you a cultivator, and you're still afraid of heat?"

"A cultivator is not omnipotent! a cultivator before becoming an immortal is a mortal, and there is no essential difference between a monk in the body refining period and a monk in the Mahayana period. A monk in the refining period can still take the AK47 to the Mahayana period monk, no matter how high the rank is, can he do it with technology? Or how can knowledge change fate, and technology will defeat cultivation!"

"Knowledge changes fate is not used here, hey! The latter sentence is made up by you!"

"Don't care about the details, those celebrity quotes in my package ticket are just those celebrities who pat their heads and say them, maybe they didn't even remember what they said, but they were recorded by later people, and all kinds of interpretations were added, in fact, they were all meaningless words. ”

"Is it really good for you to do this? Is it really good? Don't say it casually! Many people regard those famous quotes as their lifelong pursuit! Is it really good for you to ruin people's lifelong pursuit so easily?"

"You're still too kind, boy. For those who are chasing their dreams, it is necessary to pour cold water on them as soon as possible, so that they do not get hot-headed and crash into the iron wall called "reality". Isn't it too late to regret the ignorance of your youth after hitting your head and bleeding?"

"Hurry up and apologize, hurry up and apologize to thousands of teenagers and girls chasing their dreams! Ahhhh

"Dreams, youth, these are all luxuries that only those who are successful can have. Ordinary people throw these things into the mud since they started school. From an early age, students began to study mathematics, Chinese, English, music, art, physical education, ...... After school, I have to participate in various cram schools, I have to participate in some "interest classes" that I can't be interested in at all during the winter and summer vacations, and after graduation, I have to be busy looking for a job, a blind date to find a partner, and after getting married, I have to worry about various expenses after having children...... Until the moment you close your eyes, the pressure doesn't go away. Living in such a terrifying life, how can you have the time and energy to pursue your dreams!"

"When you say that, it seems to make sense. ”

"That's it. Isn't it the popular campus youth film during this time? It is also claimed to be the youth closest to ordinary people? Is it true that everything is played in the movie? I don't think so. Let's just say, can puppy love happen in schools in this country? Even the basis for this story is gone, can people believe what is filmed?"

"Well, after all, it's a movie, and if you care too much about logic, you won't be able to watch it. ”

"So dreams, youth, and all these things exist just to fill the emptiness that ordinary people have not experienced. It's like those royal novels and anime of *point.,People who blindly advocate abandoning ordinary lives and chasing dreams.。 And those who are encouraged are full of longing for a different life while saying "Ah, how cool!" and "Ah, I want to be like him". For those who have been deceived by these things from the beginning and embarked on the road of chasing their dreams, what we should do is not to encourage, but to pour a basin of cold water on their heads, so that they can sober up and face the reality well. ”

"Ke Wang, sometimes you get serious, it's really impressive. ”

"Don't look at my current virtue, in fact, I used to be a dream-chasing boy!"

"Oh, yes, and what are your dreams?"

"Sleep until you wake up naturally, count the money until your hands cramp. That's my dream. I used to hear from my brothers in the mountains that the gods in the sky lived like this, so I worked hard to cultivate. When I went down the mountain, I realized that I didn't have to work so hard to live such a life! ”

"What kind of dream are you! Don't tarnish the sacred word dream!"

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Today's "Wanshiwu" is still lively and vibrant. Forehead...... Probably!

"I'm sorry, is this the "House of Everything"?" A blonde bewitching young man dressed in a dazzling stage costume and painted in a performance costume stood timidly at the door holding a piece of advertising paper, and asked weakly: "The "House of Everything" will help you solve all your troubles and bring infinite convenience to your life. Be...... Is it here?"

The two of them were stunned at the same time, Dongfang Yu opened his mouth wide, and there were 10,000 grass and mud horses running wild in his heart: There are really people who were deceived by that garbage advertisement!

Ke Wang immediately jumped up, threw the comics in his hand, leftover snacks on the coffee table, takeaways, drinks and the like into the drawer as quickly as possible, piled up what he thought was the most sincere smile, and snorted: "Haha, I just said that there is still some business." Yes, yes, I am the "house of everything" here, I don't have to pay any price, as long as I think it's right, I will do it. This guest, if you have any troubles, we will solve them for you. ”

The blonde boy was taken aback by Ke Wang's enthusiasm and was too timid to walk in.

Dongfang Yu reacted, glanced at Ke Wang, floated over and took the young man's hand to the living room: "Don't look at him all day long, in fact, he is not bad, if you have any troubles, you can tell him, he will help you solve them." ”

Ke Wang gave Dongfang Yu a look, which means: You kid has finally learned to receive guests, and I feel very happy.

Dongfang Yu glanced at Ke Wang, meaning: I feel very unhappy to see your virtue all day long!