"Hey, little ghost, do you know how much trouble you've caused us?" Ke Wang felt that he couldn't stay in such a daze anymore, and pretended to be fierce and threatened. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Hu Lanlan reacted and kicked Ke Wang down: "Why are you so cold-blooded, even such a cute child roars, there is no humanity at all!" Turning his head, he looked at the little ghost, and his eyes began to glow with stars: "It's so cute, it seems to be taken home to raise!"

Hey, hey, figure it out, okay, you're going to catch the ghost! You're going to ask me for help! Don't look at this little ghost's cuteness, and motherhood is overflowing, hey, hey, hey, ......hey, Great-great-great-great-great-grandfathers are fine, don't detach yourself from reality, hey! Isn't a woman resistant to cute creatures no matter how old she is? Listen to me, hey! Don't ignore me!

Hu Lanlan didn't react to Ke Wang's strong complaints, and hugged the little ghost: "Little brother is so pitiful, he must be very scared if he has been locked up for so long, come to my sister's house, and my sister will buy you something delicious." ”

The dead little ghost looked at the farce in front of him, but he didn't react, he watched the play with mocking eyes, and waited until he was hugged into Hu Lanlan's arms, and then said lightly in a slightly sharp voice: "Let go of me, you filthy **! I hate you women who have posted on you the most, and it's really unlucky to meet you as soon as you come out!"

The scene was very awkward for a while, (there were a few crows in the sky) Ke Wang and Hu Lanlan's expressions began to freeze.

After a long time, Hu Lanlan stood up, still with a smile on her face, but there was no smile in her eyes at all. She rubbed her ears and asked the imp uncertainly, "What did you just say?"

The dead imp didn't notice a murderous aura crisscrossing the "House of Everything", still with that stinky expression: "**, are you talking to me?"

Hu Lanlan took a deep breath, her expression instantly became hideous, and she picked up a chair and prepared to start working. Ke Wang saw that the big thing was not good, and immediately hugged Hu Lanlan's waist and dragged her back.

"Let go, I'm going to teach that dead imp how to be a man!"

"He's already a ghost, he doesn't have to learn how to be a person!"

"My mother has lived for fourteen years, and she has never been so humiliated, and she must have a fight with this dead imp today!"

"Let go of everything! You have to try everything to be life." Also, you go berserk, don't demolish the house again, my house has just been renovated, and it's very troublesome to reinstall it again!"

"Ahh

"I told you that he is a ghost and can't die anymore! calm down, calm down, let my house go!"

......

Ke Wang finally got Hu Lanlan out of the "House of Everything", and promised many "unequal treaties" before finally appeasing the eldest lady. Ke Wang watched Hu Lanlan get in the car and leave before returning to the "Wanshi House", looking at the messy house, he couldn't help but hold his forehead.

Surprisingly, the little imp hasn't left yet!

"Why should I go. In the face of Ke Wang's question, the stinky little ghost still looked cold: "Since you released me, then I will condescend to live with you for a few days." ”

Ke Wang looked up to the sky and sighed, was silent for a long time, and suddenly burst out, and began to beat the dead imp's ass: "I'll kill you, a dead imp who can't speak, I'll kill you, a rude bastard, and condescend to you! The tiger is not powerful, you treat me as a sick cat!"

After a period of "friendly consultation", Ke Wang knew the reason why the dead imp did not leave.

He had lost his previous memories and couldn't even figure out why he had been sealed. Although he has reached the cultivation of the Ghost King by relying on the accumulation of thousands of years, he can freely condense the entity, but he does not have the ability to exert his strength at all. If he goes out like this, he may be caught by a cultivator who doesn't know where he is nesting. So after he came out, he made up his mind and relied on Ke Wang.

Ke Wang lowered his head and pondered, although this dead little ghost has a stinky mouth, his skills are still good, he has actually reached the rank of the ghost king, and the ghost path spell Ke Wang's master record is not nothing, and it may be a good helper to train a little. But looking at the shrewd eyes of this dead little ghost, he knew that the purpose of this little ghost was not very simple, there must still be something to hide, leaving him may be able to be used as a helper, maybe it may be a time bomb. Should he be left behind?

Just as Ke Wang lowered his head and pondered, Zhu Er came home from school. As soon as Zhu Er entered the door, he saw the miserable situation in the living room that was blown by a ten-level typhoon, and was stunned for a moment, and then saw the stinky little ghost who was staring at Ke Wang, his eyes immediately flashed in the shape of a star, and he exclaimed loudly: "What a cute child, I really want to hug." ”

Ke Wang was shocked, and he was so hurried that he wanted to stop Zhu Er's self-throwing net, but Zhu Er was not angry with him and cried because of the smell of this stinky little ghost's mouth. Ke Wang raised his hands in vain, trying to stop it, but he didn't expect Zhu Er's movements to be one step faster, and he hugged the stinky little devil in his arms.

It's over, that stinky little devil is definitely going to start stinky farts again.

To Ke Wang's surprise, the stinky little devil's reaction was very subtle, still hugged by Zhu Er, and his originally pale face was inexplicably flushed, like an innocent boy embraced by his lover.

Ke Wang's eyes breathed fire, to be honest, he wanted to see Zhu'er scared away by the stinky little devil's stinky mouth more than now, and the little atmosphere between them made Ke Wang feel a strong sense of crisis. Zhu'er won't be abducted by this stinky little ghost, right?

"Zhu'er, you go in first, I still have something to talk about with this customer. Ke Wang couldn't help but send Zhu'er into the room.

"Oh. Zhu'er is still so obedient, but it can also be seen from her reluctance to turn around three times that the charm of this stinky little devil is really tough on women!

"It's okay if you want to stay, but we want to make three chapters of the law. Ke Wang took the initiative and took the initiative.

Without waiting for the stinky little devil to react, Ke Wang immediately finished the treaty: "First, you are not allowed to approach Zhu'er, who is the sister just now; second, you can stay if you want, but you have to exchange it for work, and I don't have idlers here; third, you are not allowed to talk to people in that stinky tone again, and you don't understand politeness; fourth, ......"

"Stop, stop, isn't it the third chapter of the covenant, how can there be a fourth?"

"Fourth, don't use it indiscriminately after cultivating spells, my house can't stand the toss, fifth......"

"You just ignored me, absolutely ignored me......"

"Fifth, I don't care what you want to do, in short, I'll fuck off as soon as my memory is restored. Above. ”

"What the hell is the above? Anyway, you said that you said five, and each of them is aimed at me, so you don't have anything to do?"

"If there is a place for you to live temporarily, you should thank you sincerely after shouting long live, how can there be so many words? In a word, you can't live?"

"I ...... Well, count you on as ruthless!"

Ke Wang felt very proud, and then said: "It's not good to always call you a stinky little ghost, since you can't remember who you are, why don't you let me give you a name." ”

Ke Wang pretended to bow his head and pondered for a while: "It's better to call it "stinky", your mouth is so stinky, it's just right." ”

The freshly baked "stinky child" shook his head like a rattle, and shouted: "Don't, don't!"

Ke Wang said impatiently: "Then it's called "ghost". ”

The "ghost" said angrily: "Are you here to find fault?

Ke Wang held back his laughter, and pretended to be angry: "Then what do you call it? This doesn't work, that doesn't work, it's really hard to serve!"

The stinky little devil twitched the corners of his eyes, gritted his teeth and said, "Just call me Dongfang Jade." ”

"Dongfang Yu, boy, you've read too many martial arts novels. How did you come up with this name full of middle school atmosphere?"

"I'm verbose, I want to take my name, I don't need you to talk too much!"

"Boy, is this your attitude towards your future boss?"

"For the uncle who stays at home all day, you don't need to be polite. ”

"By the way, you kid has really been sealed in the little gossip for thousands of years?

"It's really rude, I can also feel what is going on outside, I just can't get out, no matter what, I'm a little better than you savage!"

"Say it again, boy! What a wild man, that's called a hermit! Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand!"

"What kind of hermit, isn't it just a shrunken turtle who was forced by the government to be unable to get along in the secular world and ran into the mountains to shrink!"

"Ahh

"Hit it, hit whom! Eh, declare first, don't slap your face!Ahhh......h Help! Don't hit anywhere! I'm afraid it hurts!"

"I haven't done it yet!"

......

In this way, Dongfang Yu lived in the "House of Everything", and they lived a "happy" life.